dice: "hugh hefner y yo somos asÍ, uÑa y mugre"., lo que tÚ quieras, donde quieras y como quies. >>yo, como soy leo, quisiera saber quÉ signo es compatible conmigo. >>bueno, y tÚ quÉ quieres saber? yo lo estoy ivinando con solo verte. [risas] miren, lesoy a contar a ustedes que estÁn en casa. esto es muy difÍcil para mi mantener la mente controlada mientras controlo otras partes de mi cuerpo. pero bien, les voy a contar qu la compatibilidad es importante. ¿por quÉ puede funcionar el amor entre mi persona y una de els? porque cuando uno tiene 2o aÑos, 4o aÑos, 24, 36 aÑos de diferencia, mÚltiples de 4, esa es la llave para la felicidad, de acuerdo a los chinos. o sea, digamos que entre nosotros hay una diferencia asÍ como de 16 aÑos mÁs o menos, 2o, 24, lo que sea, no importa; ro ya las examinÉ y soy compatible n todas ustedes. [algarabía] tengo a urano en cÁncer, tengo al sol en libra, tengo a venus en virgo, tengo a plutÓn en leo

just when you heard every possible joke about miley cyrus performance had already been made hugh hefner this halloween costume. in hef's defense he thinks blurred lines is about glaucoma so i don't think he knows what he is talking about. we were calling them around the office we were calling them miley virus and robin not so thicke any more. comedians please caption the photo. eugene mirman. >> she should not have picked a costume that involves constantly crouching. >> kristen schaal. >> who would have thought i would outlive magazines says hugh hefner. >> doug benson. >> hef is just excited about his new job at footlocker. that's an excellent place to start@midnight. welcome to@midnight the dirty social media spoon that stirs your coffee. our come yesterday be-- comedians are battling for funnier -- funniest person in the world for the t

just kidding. [ applause ] actually, hugh hefner and his wife dressed up for halloween.s right. they went as robin thicke and miley cyrus. hefner said it was tough to pull off because it took forever to find a miley costume that fit him. [ laughter ] it went the other way. yeah. most people really get into it. in fact, on poll has 74% of americans handing out candy to trick-or-treaters while the other 26% plan to spend three hours hiding in the living room with the lights out. [ laughter ] turn the tv off. turn the tv off. big weekend at the movies. that's right. "bad grandpa" came in number one with $32 million. [ cheers and applause ] good for those guys. a funny movie. incidentally "bad grandpa" was also the number one guest for people who saw hugh hefner and his wife dressed up halloween. [ laughter ] that's what they thought he was being. so the world series is going on right now tonight -- [ cheers and applause ] game five. people love the world series. i do. tonight was game five between the red sox and the cardinals. [ cheers ] did you see last night's game? last

that is the hottest story of a prehistoric creature taking advantage of a young woman since hugh hefner. (applause) who among us-- (cheers and applause) who, who among us has not thought about getting it on with a lady triceratops. i mean we're all a little tri-curious. i mean when you see a skull thrill like that you don't have to be a paleontologist to unearth a bone. we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, my guests tonight have been called the steelly dan of canada, to the by many. please welcome the reflektors. who! hey, good to you have on. >> thanks for having us. >> stephen: very excited to have you on here. you guys are brothers, right. >> yeah. >> stephen: okay, win butler, will butler, rhett butler s there another one. >> an uncle. >> stephen: i love the name win, it's so strong. like naming your kid champ. >> yeah. >> stephen: now will say little weaker. >> yeah, you have to have 9 will to win though. >> stephen: that's true. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: you're the older brother, i'm guessing. all right, now guys the band is calle

. >>> hue hefner and his 27-year-old wife crystal found the perfect costume for the playboy mansion's halloween party. highly cyrus of course. >>> the basis and cofounder was recently diagnosed with cancer. >>> beyonce took a big leap when she hit the controlled cable jump 630 feet high. she's smiling. look good. dude, i would not do that. >>> al roker, look at his face here. he attended a drake concert over the weekend. >> look at the guy behind him. >> this is a vine video. i don't know what do you think? you know al. >> al has a great sense of humor with viral videos. he has a collection of these. he's a funny guy. >> he's hilarious. we should read the news like that. i'm richard lui. this is your "early today" show. we hope this is just your first stop on nbc. >>> leading the news in the la time, driver plows into crowd at beijing square. three killed and many more injured in the local incident says to be a deliberate attack. >>> in uk, pope francis celebrates 10 million followers. this makes the pope more popular than kanye west. he has a ways to go to reach stars at 40 million f

y una correcciÓn, hugh hefner no tiene nada que ver conmigo. yo soy Único. hello!abía] [aplausos] >>ok, vÉnganse, porque no vamos a lograr que nos diga. eso ya lo dejaremos para otro programa para saber cuÁles eran los signos compatibles con leo. ok. hay una pregunta que yo odio escuchar, y es cuando los hombres tienen toda esa audacia de decir: "¿y sÍ son tuyas?" "pues, claro, yo las paguÉ". [risas] [algarabía] [aplausos] ok, ¿quÉ pasa? ¿el hombre puede preguntar eso? ¿puede preguntar si las curvas son naturales o se las debemos al cirujano? ¿es algo que ya hoy en dÍa no molesta, que lo dice uno como si nada; o es una falta de respeto? ¿quÉ tÚ crees, cÁncer? >>yo pienso que ya no importa, porque ya todas se las estÁn poniendo. a mÍ me gusta ser honesta y yo sÍ les diria son falsas. >>ok. >>¡bravo... sÍ sabe! [aplausos] >>lo que dijo cÁer es que ya hoy en Ía es mÁs difÍcil que sean nurales a que sean falsas. ok, leo, asÍ comcÁncer dice: "a mÍ no me da pena, yo l digo". yo laseo a todas ustedes naturales y las veo muy lindas, pero nunca falta el hombre, como dice el

also from the center for american progress, christie hefner. we'll ball club to buck mckeon and later douglas brinkley joins the table. first bill karins. >> happy friday morning. >> i'm shaking. he just wants us to say something. >> how's the weather? let's just keep it with the weather. >> nice and simple. fortunately for areas around philadelphia, harrisburg, pennsylvania, you're the focus of this storm. it hasn't affected new york city. it's pouring this morning. rain is coming from southern jersey to delaware to harrisburg and that's where the rain will remain through much of the day today. we're dry pretty much from d.c. southward and from new york city northward. just focusing right there in the mid-atlantic. so kind of an ugly friday there. of course the airports in those regions will be affected the most including philadelphia and baltimore most significant delays. d.c. airport, dulles and reagan, kansas city watch out thunderstorms this evening could cause you minor delays. how does your weekend forecast looks? the southeast looks per

. ♪ ♪ >>> kendra wilkinson one of hugh hefner's girlfriends. >> since she turned wife and mother calledplanned this perfectly. we planned this to be right after the season so we have a little time off and so i had the time to puke and, you know -- >> how far along are you >> first trimester. >> most people don't announce it until you're through and you don't know what you're having. >> not yet. 13 weeks i get to find out. >> congratulations, sweetie. >> thank you. great stage. >> you feeling good now? >> well, not physically. i'm going to the bathroom every ten minutes. >> we'll make this quick. your other child is he excited about halloween? >> oh, my god -- >> what is he dressing up as. >> he's 3 years old so we finally get to have fun. >> that's the perfect age for the fun and magic of it. >> we get to carve pumpkins. he's going to be the flash, superhero flash and all into superheroes. i'll race back to l.a. after this. we have a whole grouch kids coming over. >> is mommy going like that >> not like this, no. we have a group of moms that we're going to be hang being out with. i will