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welcome to the - >> worms - >> hey, hey. hey, hey >> jimmy: welcome to the show.> yeah. >> jimmy: you helped launch "late night" and wrote on "late night" for years >> for years >> jimmy: and created some of our favorite bits on "late night. and i love you guys so much. and i miss you guys, i think about you all the time >> thank you >> jimmy: some of the bits that we've done on the show together, there's so many of them but one that we we're all in together was we did the ladysmith's snack mambazo -- >> yes [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: where we talked about -- >> wanna lick? psych. >> jimmy: yeah, the ice cream and stuff like that. bashir, here's you as milky j. >> milky j >> jimmy: was that hubble gotchu >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that hubble gotchu or milky j. >> milky j, hubble gotchu. >> jimmy: that's milky j. hubble gotchu. of course, you were yvonne in "real housewives of late night. [ laughter ] and then, this one is one of my favorites here this is akon - [ light laughter ] akon cornelius [ laughter ] >> oh, that one. >> jimmy: remember this? so this one -- i

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[ cheers and applause hey!teve: beer [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get to some news here. everybody's talking about this racist tweet the president sent yesterday. he told a group of democratic american congresswomen to "go back from where they came from." [ audience boos meanwhile, melania was like, "hey, how come they get to leave? [ laughter ] >> steve: oh oh [ light laughter ] sorry. whotoon the wimbledon men's final yesterday. [ cheers and applause did you see that it was the longest men's final ever, lasting almost five hours. the players were fine. but the ball boy was carried out on a stretcher it was sad it was sad [ laughter ] well, guys, this is big. we are right in the middle of amazon prime day are you feeling the buzz yeah [ cheers ] and i read that one of the top selling items is the insta-pot that's also one of the most returned items when stoners realize -- [ laughter ] it's not what they thought it was. yeah and get this, to compete with amazon, i saw that best buy is holding a big sale i

i don't want you to die until i do. - yeah, hey, man, we're glad you're getting better too. - hey--hey going on? - kyle's all better, cartman, thanks to you. - huh? - it was all a trick. your mom undid the kidney blocker, and then we put ketchup in your bed so you'd think we took your kidney. - yes, but it was all just a trick to get you to come in and sign this release. - isn't that funny, sweetie? - ugh, i am so pissed off! - oh, here's everybody. - hey, mr. garrison. where have you been? - boys, i have an announcement to make. i'm not gonna be your teacher anymore. i've become a best-selling author, and, kyle, i want you to have a signed copy as a get-well present. - oh. thanks? - i swear i'm gonna kill you guys! - careful, cartman. you might pop your stitches. [both laugh] - what the-- - oh, good, you got the crappy kidney. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you all for coming out. le

i was like hey, celine, she was like hey, she was so nice.erever you are ♪ i will always ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i never imagined. >> that one is my favorite. >> jimmy: boy, what was the first time you were in las vegas? how long ago was it? >> first time i performed here, i never forget it, because it was so hot. the hottest i've ever been in my life. i was inside it was so hot, i thought i would go outside and get cooler, and it was way off the strip. in the desert. it was a little shack out in the desert. but the hottest i ever been was in dubai. i went out there in the middle east. i thought vegas was hot. i went out there to play golf one time, and i had the whole golf course to myself. but i didn't know it was the hottest time of the year, nobody was golfing. >> jimmy: right. >> that's first time i realized that black people can get sunburned. >> jimmy: wow. >> because i had a tank top on, my shoulders were messed up for months. so i wear suntan lotion every time i'm in the middle east. >> jimmy: you own a comedy club. i'm o

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[ cheers and applause hey!e: beert [ liughter ] >> jimmy: let's get to some news here. everybody's talking about this racist tweet the president sent yesterday. he told a group of cemocratic americangresswomen to "go back from where they came from." [ audience boos meanwhile, melania was like, "hey, how come they get to leave? [ laughter ] >> steve: oh oh >> jimmy: i don't know what's more shocking, that the president sent a racist tweet g that we won't be talkin about this in two days [ light laughter ] too real, okay sorry. [ laughter ] too real, okay >> steve: yeah, too real >> jimmy: let's get to some good news. i want to say congrats to novak djokovic who won the wimbledon men's fina yesterday. [ cheers and applause did you see that it was the longest men's final ever, lasting almost five hours. the players were fine. but thouball boy was carried on a stretcher it was sad it was sad [ laughter ] well, guys, this is big. we are right in the middle of amazon prime daye aru feeling the buzz yeah [ cheers ] an

>> stephen: hey! >> jon: hey! >> stephen: nice to see ya!he graphic seems to be lifted from an anti-trump website, which replaces the normal latin banner that reads "e pluribus unum" with one that reads "45 es un titere," which in spanish translates to "45 is a puppet." ( applause ) then again -- then again -- ( cheers and applause ) -- trump can't be expected to know spanish, but it's something our future president beto o'rourke would've known instantly. ( laughter ) i love that trump entered a room full of teenagers and gotñr tro@l (as trump) "i'm telling you, the teens, they love me. they invited me to join the pen15 club. ( laughter ) turns out, this wasn't a practical joke, it was just pure, uncut stupid. because a spokesman for the organizers said the fake seal was the result of a rushed online search. ( audience reacts ) "uh -- uh -- sorry -- ( laughter ) -- i kept looking for the presidential seal, but all i can find is a supreme court walrus." ( laughter ) this a major blunder. as one former bush staffer puts it, "to let someone pro

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i always say, "hey i'm cool. or "hey, i'm good with you guys you do whatever.immy: you can't. that's a rule. that is true yeah talk to me about the las vegas residency. i'm excited beyond belief. [ cheers and applause >> sting: me too i cannot wait. i've played vegas many, many hundreds of times. but i've never had my own room before this will be my own room >> jimmy: wow. >> the only limit is my imagination. so, i'm going to have a different gown every song. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah [ cheers and applause because when i think of vegas, i think of you changing -- costume changes. dancers. >> magicians, dancers, everything >> jimmy: yeah right now, do you have a plan for what you're going to do on the stage? >> it's going to be a big show >> jimmy: it is. >> we have a year to plan it >> jimmy: wow, but tickets go on sale next week, so you can start planning your trip to vegas to go see sting. [ cheers and applause i'm going to be there. i cannot wait, dude. oh my gosh we could totally -- we could reprise our roles as "two stings on the moon." yeah, wheneve

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hey, so, i know, you went to hawaii when was your hawaii trip?january. >> seth: very nice >> amazing trip. >> seth: and do you ever have this happen where you're flying, and because you have been in so many of these films that people watch all the time, that they watch on airplaneszed, like, "oh, that person is watchi >> yeah, it happens occasionally, yeah i also -- i've seen someone watch one of my movies and turn it off >> seth: yeah, yea were flying to hawaii, i noticed this young lady was watching "spider man: homecoming. and, you know, it was kind of cool i was like, "oh, that lady is watching my movie. and then this other lady walked past me, and i said to my brother, i went, "dude, that lady looks so unwell." and then, all of a sudden, i heard this thud next to me and i looked to the left, and this lady had passed out next to me >> seth: wow >> like, full on, out cold so, i jumped up. i was trying to -- i'm not a doctor, i'm an actor [ laughter ] i was like, "ma'am, are you all right? so i was calling for a doctor, i was trying to clear he

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