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i can't, i can't even. >> hey, hey hey. if you look over to your left, you will see me.ver here. oh, yes. >> there you are. yes, yes, yes. hello, richard. wow. he really. where do you change something? >> you don't ask a lady those sorts of questions. >> yeah, don't ask these questions. by the way, just since we're talking about it. what kinds of stories does richard typically cover? richard covers everything i've done. richard is brilliant. he travels the world. he has a show on cnn international. he does stuff. he's like an aviation expert. wow. he knows everything about aviation all around the world. he's been in pretty much every country in the world. i mean, i did a. yeah, i've had some remarkable moments on the air with richard. i won't go into it, but like, he's. he is richard quest is really, really good at what he does. um, he doesn't always dress like this. no, i understand. i understand that. i have to say, it has stopped raining. it stopped. raining has come alive. it's like a total. it's like a new day here. for those of you who are at home and dry and warm,

[booing] hey, hey, hey remember what obama said. don't boo, vote! if possible, do that several months ago. apparently, some of you have some unpleasant feelings about all this, so i have an announcement to make: for the next four years, we get to live by airport rules. calories don't count, and it's perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8:00 a.m. [cheers and applause] who knows what time it is where you're gonna land? that's the time you're on. a lot of people have said to me, and i'm sure to some of my writers, "i bet deep down, you're feeling pretty good, because with trump back, the jokes write themselves." so, i just wanna say, if you don't like the jokes tonight, it's not our fault. the jokes wrote them. so, how, how, where do we begin? off we go, first of all. do you make sense of today? how did we get here? well, secretary of defense don rumsfeld had these famous axioms. he had three of them. there are "known knowns", things that you know that you know. there are "known unknowns", things that you know that you don't know. and then the

it's coming your way. >> hey, hey, it's. video of the.. >> the flames raged violently while she stood silently. there was smoke in the air, but she had a blank stare as la burned to a cinder. mayor karen bass put the gone in ghana for the president's inauguration. a sky news reporter confronted her about it when she finally got back, and karen had a ton to say. >> do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning? do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, madam mayor, have you nothing to say today? have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today? elon musk says that you're utterly incompetent. are you considering your position? madam mayor? have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today who are dealing with this disaster? i have? no apology for them. unbelievable. do you think you should have been visiting ghana while this was unfolding back home? >> karen and sharon, you know when they say if you have nothing to say, nothing good to say, don't say anything at

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hey, it's me in an '80s movie, right? yeah. -[all laughing] -hey, he got it. he got it over there.een him around here before. how's it going, chief? good day to you, sir. and now prepare to die. [heroic music theme] [screams] [men groaning] [groaning] [chicken squeaks] [groans] who... who are you? i'm stewie griffin. and don't ever let me catch you guys in quahog! [screaming] [ police squad! theme] [cat meows aggressively] [people yelling] [all exclaiming] [twins gasping] [monster snarling] [laser guns firing] [groans] hey, stewie. who the hell is that? [joyful music] [staple gun firing] peter, it's 5:30 in the morning. oh, sorry, lois. i didn't know you were home. what the hell are you doing? i'm laying down the red carpet. the emmys are on tonight. oh, god. don't tell me you forgot about meg's play tonight. but, lois, meg sucks! everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing. plus, i went to her first grade play that one time. oh, robin hood, the king is keeping me prisoner here in his castle. don't worry, maid marian, i'll save you. boy, you guys are not sucking me i

john. >> hey, jim. glad to be on the call, on the show. >> great to have you on the show, what's up. >> last time listener. second time caller, member of the club. >> all right, thank you very much. don't forget about our thursday meeting at noon. >> there you go. my question is about crowd strikes. i've established a position with a call space just below 320. do i trade and take some of the profits, hold. >> i think crowd strike is going up big from here. i think that cyber security business is terrific. i think that they are just now beginning to play offense after that glitch that occurred. i do think that this is the time to own crowd strike. and to own what george kurtz has built. >>> this time around trump knows more people. more business people and they know him. if you own stocks and you're watching me you probably do, that's a good thing. tonight, taiwan's semi conductor capsa capital equipment stocks. i'm breaking down its report and the fact and the best pin action i've seen in ages. that and

oh, hey, bud! we really needed this rain. right?ce helps restaurants prevent dining disasters. paddle on over! it's what ai was meant to be. we got you, brother. ♪♪ ♪♪ dreams begin here. welcome to the goodnight club. i'm not happy with the way that pg&e handled the wildfires. yeah. yeah. i totally, totally understand. we're adding a ton of sensors. as soon as something comes in contact with the power line, it'll turn off so that there's not a risk that it's gonna fall to the ground and start a fire. okay. and i want you to be able to feel the improvements. we've been able to reduce wildfire risk from our equipment by over 90%. that's something i want to believe. [skateboard sounds] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the co-anchors of "weekend update" on "saturday night live," which is all new this saturday with host and musical guest timothee chalamet. [ cheers ] and he's also the host of "pop culture jeopardy!" new episodes are available wednesdays on prime video. everyone please welcome colin jost! [ ch

hey! he's reaching, he's reaching, he's reaching.are now going to play bwc footage from sergeant number one, who discharged her department issued firearm. get out, get out! you guys. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. back up. we are now going to play an enhanced video of the bwc footage we just viewed, which has also been slowed down. the enhancements highlight the suspect's firearm. slowed down for. you guys. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. blue. white blue blue. guys back up. prior to taking the suspect into custody and rendering aid, officer number five requested an ambulance while waiting for medics to arrive on scene. officer number five rendered aid by applying tourniquets and chest seals on the suspect's gunshot wounds. we are now going to play bwc footage from officer number five showing him rendering aid. everybody. de cock de cock holster. rendering aid. come on over here. one and two. hey! five. give it to me. what do you need? area for this tourniquet and chest heals. i got it, it's all good. hey,

>> hey, jim is sound. hey, i a buy or sell?of get it going. i'm never going to get in the way of meme stock because you never know how high they can go. let's go to paul in ohio. paul. >> hey another big. >> buckeye booyah. >> to. >> you jim cramer. >> i like that. >> good good. booyah. what's going on. >> hey i'm. >> a club member. >> and i just. >> wanted to thank you and. your staff for everything you guys do. >> thank you. >> thank you very much. >> oh you're welcome. >> hey i'm. >> calling about lam research. >> that stock is so cheap. oh i want to buy it. i want to buy. we have so much semi in the travel trust, but that stock is the cheapest i've seen in a long time. i really like lrc x. let's go to william in new jersey. william. >> hey jim, long time viewer. i have a question about a stock that's been on a nice run of late. it has a nice dividend. i'm talking about epd. what you. >> thought oh my god it's my absolute absolute favorite of the group. i think you just got to just stand there and buy it. it's cheap. it's go

oh, okay. ♪ [ clapping ] ♪ hey yo what up my man ♪ ♪ what's the plan hey gina i see you ♪ ♪ ain't no but i just want fried chicken ♪ ♪ we ain't eating no vegetables ♪ ♪ i need agua i'm so thirsty ♪ ♪ get some chicken on the show tonight right away ♪ ♪ agua i'm so thirsty ♪ ♪ get some chicken on the show tonight right away ♪ >> jimmy: oh, come on! thank you very much. nice to meet you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much to our audience members. thank you to the roots. stick around. we'll be right back with amy schumer, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you would perform -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- in this wig and sunglasses. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i would -- yeah. >> jimmy: and i think it's a a great look, by the way. >> that's kind of an amazing -- yeah. >> jimmy: i like the white jumpsuit. it kinda reminds me of a young jimmy fallon there -- [ screams ] -- when i was -- ♪ ♪ ♪ i know that music! mark! ♪ ♪ ♪ [tires peeling out] [waterfall sounds] ahhhhh ha haaaa guys, guys, guys, you gotta see this! one of five immersive worlds in epic universe (music plays througho

oh, hey, brian.town. i assume you're on the unicorn? you know me well, sir. must be a dozen horses here. how do you possibly have the money for this type of stuff? well, i'll tell you, but only on one condition. -fine. never mind then. -investing! i invest in the stock market. the stock market? ugh. what do you even know about that stuff? it's easy, i just follow trends and invest accordingly. for instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever. so, i'm investing in handguns and blackout window shades. they don't want to be part of society, brian. they've made that very clear. i don't know, stewie, if you ask me, the stock market's just a rigged game where the top one percent make out like bandits, and regular people get hurt. are you reading off a teleprompter, right now? -no. -[teleprompter crackles] the prompter's down. what do we do? brian, vamp! so, great to be in quahog, rhode island, today. that's why he's the best. our top story, an austere monetary policy has the european union on t

but guess what else i got. ♪ california ♪ ♪ hey, hey, ♪ ♪ now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wildes in music hit the stage in support of the entertainment capital of the world at the fire aid concert at the kia forum and intuit dome. it began with a duet between billie eilish and green day and didn't let up for the rest of the evening. some of the biggest performances came from no doubt, stevie nicks and red hot chili peppers. organizers say the concert has already raised over $60 million from ticket sales alone. even within the past hour it finally came to a close. lady gaga one of the last performers, but keeping it going, i'm sure they're still reaching out and hoping that people will help out. >> a star-studded concert for a good cause. on february 14th, iconic musical acts will descend upon radio city music hall for snl's 50 musical concert. it will feature a few of the guests from the first 50 years, including lady gaga, bad bunny, jack white and the roots. the three-hour special airs live on peacock two days before the 50th anniversary show right here of course on nbc. so m

, hey, hey.t him out of here? this is -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. sorry, there was no bit called "songs from the cameraman." god. >> steve: what's going on? >> jimmy: terrible. >> steve: awful. >> jimmy: hey, everybody, i heard about a woman in ohio who said the chicken fries she ordered at burger king came with a side of weed. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, at white castle a a guy complained that his burger came with a side of fries. [ cheers and applause ] what are these? and finally, guys, i'm so excited because the nfl playoffs are really starting to heat up, and i think the game of the year is this sunday between the baltimore ravens and the buffalo bis. [ cheers and applause ] now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player. but they also give out awards during the playoffs. i'll show you what i mean, it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go. ♪ ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is from the bu

hey, welcome back!mer congressman from illinois who was one of two republicans to serve on the january 6th committee. now he's the subject of a new documentary, "the last republican." >> i called it, it was like saturday morning, when you had a giant party at your house friday night and now you've got chickens flying around. you've got a bad headache. you're only wearing a shirt. you're like "what did we do last night?" that's where i thought the party was. >> your thinking even at that moment was like the insurrection attempt to overthrow the government and the coup d'etat that included 140 republicans voted to not certify the election, you just thought that might've been a crazy bender and they were going to wake up and get their [bleep] together? >> yeah, you're going to wake up and deal with the hangover and gut it out and drink water, right? donald trump was a nonentity. nobody even showed up at andrews when he left. but you can always fix a hangover by starting to drink again. and that's when kevi

>> hey, jim. >> hey. >> doug emhoff from. >> bucolic bucks county, pa. >> oh, man. >> were you closere probably right around the corner. go, eagles! you're probably right around the corner from me in bucks county. >> yeah. >> yeah, i'm. >> in langhorne, so. >> yeah. not far. not far from my. my box made it at the eagles game. it's terrific. what's going on. >> nice. >> so this company seems to do everything right, including e-commerce. >> they're up like 75%. >> over the last year wmt and why don't we have it in the truss portfolio as an investing. >> club member? >> okay. just an honest great question. i've said i have talked about this with the walmart people too. the answer is i thought that if i had costco and i had tj, i shouldn't have walmart. and the answer is that was wrong. when you think the stock's going higher, you should break discipline a little and buy the stock. walmart is amazing. and boy do my kids and i love to shop their bargains. hey the clothing there by the way. fantastic. all right look the next time you see insiders buying up shares like we saw in rh and marv

hey, you won.hen you'd hear through the jungle, "ahh!" [ laughter ] like, off in the distance and we're like -- >> jimmy: the accountants? >> "no, no!" it was the most insane thing i've -- i've ever seen. i don't -- i don't know that i'm ever going to see anything like that again. and it's -- >> jimmy: how exciting. >> -- it's on film. >> jimmy: yes. >> and we're giving that secret away. >> jimmy: yep. >> but you just have to watch the season. it's -- it's -- it's the craziest thing you'll ever see. >> jimmy: and i know you're in this remote jungle, and there's a lot of dangerous animals and all of this stuff, and wildlife out there. you brought us an exclusive video -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- of how dangerous things are and things that you will see out there. here's a clip of some wild in the jungle. look at this. ♪ >> jimmy: wild sloths. >> wild -- >> jimmy: a wild sloth. [ cheers and applause ] >> i -- i hear -- i actually -- someone said that's -- when they have to go to the bathroom, then they cr

. >> hey, i'm dripping sauce. >> hey, we got one question for you. >> without calling me. i'm dripping. what are those shoes? she was dripping soft. hey. >> and up, leaving his own family in such grief and pain. >> my brother was a big guy. and you're not just going to take him down? >> i can't imagine why anyone. would do this horrendous thing to my cousin. >> they threw him away like he was trash. >> it started early 1st june morning when dj calhoun, known lovingly as chef doug, didn't show up for a catering gig. his sister instantly knew something was wrong. >> his best friend calls me and says, you talk to your brother. he's supposed to be catering for a comedy show, and the guys who are the promoters are looking for him. i said, oh, well, let me call you right back. >> d.j. didn't answer his phone, so dana tried texting him. >> my last text to him says, boy, you better call me as soon as you get this message. >> but for the first time ever, radio silence. in fact, no one had heard from dana's brother since around 330 that morning when he made a call to his best friend

. >> hey. >> it's.eo of the day. >> thank you. >> she used her sermon to treat us like vermin every year. the day comes from the national prayer service, where episcopalian bishop marion buddy buddy, typical priest, used her priestly pulpit to lecture trump about the evils of his new administration. roll it. gladys. >> i ask you to have mercy upon the people. in our country who are scared now. there are gay, lesbian and transgender children in democratic, republican and independent families, some who fear for their lives. >> the people who pick our. crops and clean our office buildings. >> they may not be citizens. >> or have the proper documentation. but the vast majority. >> of immigrants are. >> not criminals. i ask you to have mercy, mr. president. >> oh, they do our dishes. well, that was infantile. but, you know, she kind of looks familiar to me. was she once a news reporter for wkrp in cincinnati? she later went on cnn to explain herself. >> i was looking at the president because i was speaking d

>> hey, man.aff puts up with me. it's incredible. go ahead. >> part of the club looking forward to working with you this year. >> it will be great. we just work every day. this whole weekend was devoted to it. how do i help. >> i'm calling about sea gate technology. >> you know, with this stock, it is never ever done well in the time that i've watched it and it's always been cheap. i'm calling a value trap. if you like sea gate, i say that you will love broadcom and that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of the lightning round. >> coming up, what the make of the latest moves in tesla and palantir. next. carl: what's up, carl nation! it's your #1 broker with the best full-service wealth management skills in the biz. tech asst: actually i'm seeing something from schwab. (uh-oh) producer : yeah, schwab lets you invest and trade on your own. and if you want they can even manage it for you. not to mention, schwab has a team of specialists for taxes, insurance, and estate planning. both producers

gonna be a fun weekend for sure. >> lara: time flies and those eagles fly. >> hey hey hey hey hey!r. incredible rivalries that we used to have. so good to see you. you didn't have to hit our kicker like that. that's all i'm gonna say. you know what i'm talking about. >> hey, man. you still mad about that? [ laughter ] >> michael: i'm not mad, but the kicker has not been right since. [ laughter ] good to see you, man. congratulations to junior and good luck in the super bowl. i'll definitely be there and look forward to seeing the eagles fly as high as they can fly, we hope. >> lara: yes. yeah, thank you, jeremiah. good luck to your son. we're gonna head over to ginger now. >> ginger: i wanted to go to dallas. it's misty, but by tonight, severe storms late night into the overnight hours and early thursday. watch that low come in and the cold front associated with it. it may bring damaging winds. have two way of getting warnings. tomorrow it keeps moving east, houston, monroe, louisiana. on the top end of it, it's all about the heavy rain. little rock to memphis right in the center.

[knocking] -oh, hey, joe. -hey, peter.r] oh, boy, this is it. he wants me to have sex with bonnie. now, remember, peter, you can't say, yes, right away. you let him talk you into it. he's watching for that. it's part of the dance. i will absolutely have sex with bonnie. [joe] sorry, peter, you're too eager. so, i came over to invite you -to susie's christening this weekend. -oh. and i don't just want you to be a guest. i was wondering if you'd be willing to be the godfather. -godfather? -yeah, you're my best friend, and, well, i'd like you to be susie's godfather, too. -godfather ii? -wow, you're really warming to this. well, you've made two very compelling arguments. perhaps we should discuss this further in my poorly-lit den. so, about this offer-- what are you guys discussing? and when did we get a den? sorry, lois, half of being a godfather is closing the door in your wife's face while she wonders what's going on inside. but i just wanted to-- [door crackling] [peter] i forgot it was a swinging door. [bell tolling]

that's how you do it. >> hey. >> jimmy: you're the bes >> hey, i know -- hey, listen, it's the truth, was -- yeah. >> this band is literally -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- the best band on television and show -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> come on. >> jimmy: they're the gr -- >> these guys, they can play anything, man. >> jimmy: they can play anything, yeah. >> how are you? you look great. >> jimmy: i'm great. you too, buddy. i wanna talk about "going dutch." and congrats on the new show. but i want to know, how's the fam doing? how's -- how's your mom? >> my mom is 97 years old. >> jimmy: that's right. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and this -- my -- little tiny irish immigrant woman, 97 years old, remembers everything. okay. not only does she remember everything, but she corrects me and my brother when we're telling a story. and then she remembers all the bad things my brother and i did growing up. so, we might be telling a story in front of her, and she'll go, "no, no, no, no. okay, it was a week later, 'cause i remember 'cause that night you went out and you egged the r

all: hey, now!groundbreaking in its day. - i think it made people really go, "that's the level of work you may be able to do on a cable network." - please, do not flip around. come right back. do not flip around. [cheers and applause] do not flip. - hey, now! all: hey, now! - oh, you sound good. ["beverly hills 90201" theme] - in the '90s, you suddenly had shows that were aiming at a young audience. ♪ ♪ one of the things that really made "90210" stand out is that it was one of the first dramas to really get into the teenager's point of view. - do you have protection? - of course. that's always been my problem. lots of protection but no one to protect. - i wanted to do a tv series that was going to be relevant to teenagers. [cheerleaders chanting] and it's not about the parents solving the kids' problems. it's about the kids basically solving their own problems. - what are we supposed to do, sit 'em down, have a kid-to-parent talk? - no, you can't talk to parents on that mature a level. tragic but tr

hey, mr. sean duffy. hey, thomas. how are you? i'm doing well. good, good. hey, i've got a question about the budget control act. does in 11. you know, where we try to it was actually inspired by the president. now he doesn't want to follow that no more. but we have to understand something here where we we the people address these these recourses that we try to follow and we are successful. and then we have nothing but the same actions with. justice murray and ryan's sticking their heads into this money, then you're trying to outspend the problems. they'll never go away. okay. not in terms of this ad. we talked about this a little earlier, but democrats i mean, republicans want to lift the budget caps, the so-called sequestration when it comes to defense and have done so in this budget deal. it's going to come to the floor this week in the house. yeah. and i guess, first of all, i guess with thomas, i used to do lumberjack sports, one of the best contests we used to have was in fresno, california. so fond of fresno. yeah. listen, we have a great concern on t

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hey, what's up?ht, we got one. all right, we got one, this is great. >> all right, they know me. >> jimmy: all right, they know you, we know you. okay, here we go! we're very close to that ice cream. all right. [ light laughter ] lucy, you're a new yorker. >> yes. >> jimmy: when you take the first bite of a pizza slice, do you fold it or not fold it? ♪ now i'm going to say pizza, not on a plate. so you're holding the pizza, not on a plate. >> right. ♪ >> jimmy: i think -- i think -- i think you fold it, because i think you're folding the pizza, you're probably holding rockwell's's hand wi the other hand. so, you have one hand to do -- you can't do both. >> you need octopus arms. >> jimmy: yeah, you need too many arms. >> what do you do? >> jimmy: what do you do? i think you just -- i think -- i think -- you're a folder. you fold the pizza. >> what do you guys think? >> jimmy: all right, let's see the audience results. >> audience: fold! >> jimmy: what do you think? [ scattered cheers ] everyone says

hey, carol, a lot of small businesses say, hey, i do well with tiktok.at do we say to them? [laughter] >> i just say that the whole thing is iron toic. it's okay if the government spies on you. it's okay before elon musk and, you know, before, under zuckerberg if we had our own social media a companies spying on us but, no, all of a sudden it's a step too far. i think we have to put this all in perspective and just realize, charles, this is going to only get worse for everybody once a.i. comes into the game here. charles: yeah. well, a. each's going to be a game-changer on so many levels. ladies, thank you so much, carol and tiana. folks, i hand it over to my colleague, cheryl casone, in for liz claman. it's going to be a rocky hour go. we'll hold on. cheryl: yeah. more than 6000 points down on the dow -- charles -- 600 points. traders looking fo

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hey, look at this, done by 1:00! hey!e can go out to friday's and eat apps because there was no rioting?" >> yeah, the whole thing took, like, maybe 25 minutes. it should have taken 15 minutes but some of our republican colleagues confused it with the republican national convention and they were cheering and applauding and yelling. we were just there to count the votes, and we were not there to continue the campaign. but yeah, i mean, i talked to my friend lauren boebert and i asked her how she enjoyed it and she said it was great because no democrats had made any objections and i said it was terrific because nobody tried to assassinate the vice president. so we were all happy with how it went. [cheers and applause] >> jon: good point. at any point, with lauren boebert, when you say something like that -- and i am that doesn't happen -- that she ever say "touche"? >> lauren is actually very funny. it is sort of like the beatles on the rolling stone. you are either a marjorie taylor greene person or a lauren boebert person

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hey, jim... can we talk about casual fridays? for sure. what's up? with robitussin and find your voice. ♪robitussin♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody, look at bad. it's will ferrell. this is the 20th anniversary, this year's the 20th anniversary of "bewitched." >> will: oh! >> stephen: the movie "bewitched." >> will: let's try it again. >> stephen: it's the 20th anniversary of the movie "bewitched." people loved it. you, nicole kidman. when they think "bewitched," they think yeah, the movie with nicole kidman and will ferrell. >> will: asked nicole kidman, the pantheon, the body of work, she always lists "bewitched" is number one. >> stephen: we had her own. she was sitting right there. i said we were both in a movie together. "bewitched." >> will: we had a great -- part of the writers room. >> stephen: this is neem. there is you and the green sweater. that's me. 20 years ago. me dressed like a member of wilco. one of my favorite, it was a lot of fun. i was there for 52 days and i showed up in 45 seconds of the film. >> will: that was a long shoot. 75 days

hey.h, no, that was just some guy. - [sighs] the woman has a ticking time bomb in her body, an experienced surgeon ready to remove it, and all she's worried about is if her lucky charm is in the room. - it's her religion. - religion is not the point. we offered her a cross, but it was the magic of her specific cross that she wanted. it's just kind of crazy. - yeah, and she had a super annoying son. - no, that's not-- - they were annoying. what? i'm agreeing with you, ron. - well, this isn't a personal thing. i just think it's a little nuts that people are still putting their superstition over science. - yeah, but there's truth to superstitions, though. - mm-hmm. - like how saying it's a quiet shift makes it get busy. - oh, my god. - it doesn't. - or how full moons bring out the crazies. - they don't. - oh, come on. everybody has something that they believe in that's not 100% proven. like, i'm into astrology. does the science hold up? no, but it's fun. - wait, wait, hold on. alex, you belie

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