. >> seth: also michel foucalt, i'd stick my foot up your ass, but you're so high on heidegger's fartshere is no ass without foot nor foot without ass. post-modernism, deconstruct this. ya burnt. "late night" writers trying to sound smart. ooh, so you guys took an intro to philosophy course in college and now you want to show off? [ light laughter ] i'm sure your parents are super psyched they spent all that money on a college education so you can grow up to write "ya burnt." >> david and christine just wanted to support their angel! [ light laughter ] >> seth: also, i hope you were paying attention. that bit [ bleep ] bombed! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "late night" writers, ya burnt. draft beer snobs, if you want your beer to take like pumpkins, i have some bad news. you don't like beer. news flash, whether you had eight miller lites or eight scrunchy frog ipas, you're still doing the same thing -- peeing out the window while drunk-texting your ex. >> sarah's never coming back! let her live her life! she's moved on! why can't you? [ light laughter ] >> seth: craft beer snobs