but if i was going to drink any beer, it would usually be heineken or corona. usually heineken. >> you're from the north of ireland. describe your upbringing. to many americans in particular, they know there's been a lot of trouble in northern island for many years. for a young man growing up in ireland, what was it like for you there? >> personally i never seen the violence. i grew up in a very tiny town just outside of belfast. in terms of trouble, it was only on the tv, on the news. i never experienced it firsthand. if anyone ever asked me about northern ireland and the troubles, i can't really say to them what it's like because i've never actually seen it. you snow so it is a pity that these things are put on the news and i'd rather see northern ireland portrayed in a more positive light. >> it's a lot more peaceful there now. there are still incidents occasionally but certainly when i grew up theirs it was a lot more violent. seems like northern ireland's come through that dark period. one the reasons is i think some of the sports men like yourself have be

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light >> welcome back, everybody.guest tonight made a documentary about the making of a u.s. citizen. i know how you do that. i learned it in health class. please welcome alexandra pelosi. [cheers and applause] nice to see you again. >> thank you. >> stephen: thanks for coming on. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: you are an emmy-winning film maker. you made journeys with george, diaries of a political tourist, right america. feeling wrong. your new documentary starting when? >> fourth of july, of course. >> stephen: citizen u.s.a. you documented people all over the united states being sworn in to become u.s. citizens. >> did you read it? >> stephen: no. >> yes, i went to all 50 states to meet new american citizens to find out why they wanted to become american citizens. >> stephen: to steal our jobs. [laughter] right? >> they actually bring jobs, too. there are people with ph.ds. not just people swimming the river. there are people with ph.d's. a man from google he wasn't born here. >> stephen: he wasn't. >> no th

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light [cheers and applause] ♪ rock youbody. welcome back my guest tonight is the lead singer of florence and the machine. fun fact: turns out, her last name is not "andthemachine." please welcome florence welch. [cheers and applause] hey, florence, lovely to meet you. thanks for coming on. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: besides being just a slip of a thing, you are also a young thin. two years ago you were discovered, if i'm not mistaken, singing drunkenly -- [laughter] -- in a girl's bathroom. true? >> it's true actually, yes. >> stephen: it's true. every time i drink and go sing in a girl's bathroom i get in trouble. [laughter] why is it different for you? what happened? >> my manager was running a club night in soho and i went there and we went into the bathroom to talk about boys and i was pretending i had a band but i didn't. i said i can sing. i sung her a snip et of this etta james song and she put me to play at a chris pass party. >> stephen: you are on tour in the united states. it's called the cosmic -- gra

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light [cheers and applause] >> stephenlcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is here to talk about his new project for the troops. good, i'm glad somebody has a plan for them. please welcome gary sinise! [cheers and applause] hey -- [cheers and applause] thanks for coming. thank you so much. gary, good to see you. sit down, buddy. [laughter] i'm a fan. i'm a fan. you know, you are a big deal, man! you are a big star. and you are an emmy winner, right? >> yes. >> stephen: me, too. >> i got one of those over there, too see my emmy, got a flack jacket on. >> got it nicely display there'd. >> stephen: have you ever won a peabody? >> no. >> stephen: i got one over there. just wanted to put that out there. >> what is that? >> stephen: what is that right there? an hourglass. the grim reaper gave it to me. [laughter] sir, everybody knows that you are an adad my award winning actor begun director producer. apollo 13, forest gump, of mice and men. steppenwolf in chicago. you've got a new project called the lieutenant dan band for t

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light (cheers and applause) >> stephenwelcome back, everyone. thank you. folks, speaking of pacs, recently pakistan's intelligence service arrested the members of their own organization who had helped us find osama bin laden. this is renewed calls to cut off the billions in aid we give to pakistan every year. now others say that money keeps pakistan a stable and important ally in the war on terror. so what should we do? well, an issue this complex can only be tackled with someone with a keen mind and vast international experience. me, stephen colbert. this is formidable opponent. stephen, thanks for coming. anything for you, buddy. >> after all, we are partners in the war on terror. >> stephen: yes, we are. >> stephen: i said partners in the war on terror. >> stephen: oh, sorry, i wasn't listening, i'm sorry. there you go. (laughter) >> stephen: okay, it's all there. and oh, yeah, one rocket launcher. you didn't get this from me. >> stephen: didn't get what? (laughter) >> stephen: stephen, how can we keep paying pakistan?

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light >> stephen: welcome back, everybodymy guest tonight is an author and historian. his new book is called facts are subversive. that's why hi my encyclopedia arrested. please welcome timothy garton ash. (cheers and applause) hey, mr. garton ash, thanks so much. now the name of your book is called facts are subversive. political writings from a decade without a name. what dow mean facts are subversive? >> i mean exactly what it says. for example --. >> stephen: i don't know what it means, though. i mean i wouldn't have asked the question if i understood that. >> if we had met, the factses about saddam hussein, weapons of mass destruction, namely he didn't have any. >> right. >> britain would not have gone to war in iraq. maybe the united states would. >> stephen: i don't know. are the facts important there. because i have to be a fan of facts. because feeling is first. and it felt right to get saddam, did it not feel like -- seems like a bad guy, seemed dangerous. feels like take them down. later the facts subverted that go

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light show. thank you very much.he past i'm going to say like 12, 13 years, fox news and i have been having kind of a fun, light-hearted and i think extremely productive conversation about which one of us is the bigger asshole. they, perhaps not surprisingly, believe it is me. whereas i have take an different approach and tend to lean towards the idea it is perhaps them. [cheering and applause] no, no, no. as of now we have agreed to respectfully disagree. but over the past four days i believe fox has begun what appears to be their closing arguments. >> jon stewart says he's both liberal and fair. is he really in >> did jon stewart mock republican presidential candidate herman cane because he's a black man? >> a closer look at why the comedian gets away at his one-sided attacks. >> jon stewart needs a lesson on truth-telling. >> why is jon stewart in denial about his liberal leanings? >> herman cain says comedian jon stewart was mocking him. >> here is an example of jon stewart's bias. >> jon stewart gets his view fr

not a bag fan. >> that's sacrilege. >> it would either be core na or heineken. >> a lot of people know there's been trouble in northern ireland over the years. growing up there, what was it like for you? >> personally i've never seen the violence. i grew up in a very quiet town called hollywood just outside belfast. the only thing in terms of trouble was on tv, on the news. you know, i never experienced it firsthand, so i -- you know, if anyone ever asked me about northern ireland and the troubles, i mean i can't really say to them what it's like because i've never actually seen it, you know. so it's just -- it's a pity that these things are put on the news. i'd rather see northern ireland portrayed in a more positive light. >> it's a lot more peaceful there now. there's still incidents occasionally, but certainly when i grew up, it was a lot more violent. there seems to be a sense that northern ireland has come through that dark period. one of the reasons, i think, is that some of the sportsmen like yourself have been really excelling. do you feel that the weight of the expectation of

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light i was worried about 'em, you knowmean for instance my mom went to bed tonight before making my dinner. which is fine, i mean i, i know how to make dinner. it just starts to make you wonder. is this what happens when you age? my friends used to say i was the lucky one. i had the fun parents. where's the fun now? night, guys. [ sighs ] ♪ [ male announcer ] toyota venza. keep on rolling. >> jon: that's all for today's dr. oz show. [laughter] join me tomorrow when i have an abscess drained. [laughter] by catherine zeta-jones. here it is, your moment of zen. [babies crying] >> you okay, baby? >> they're fighting over a bottle. >> oh, no. oh. >> oh, yeah. >> can i get a quick picture? >> come on. captioning sponsoredy comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

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its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light let me tell you this.he marriage equality act passing in new york wasn't the only bit of good news here this weekend. take a look at this. >> up next, setting the record straight about our interview last week with jon stewart. >> jon: yes! finally. ( applause ) let me tell you what's going on. i do an interview with chris wallace. i mentioned fox news viewers were the most consistently misinformed viewers in every poll. politifact said i shouldn't have said every poll. just most. i brought up a 21 lie salute of politifact spot fact checking so i assume that chris wallace now begins the work of apologizing for fox's many false and misleading statements. probably do a blooper show and carry us into the 2014 midterm s with a clear conscious. >> do you believe that fox news is exactly the ideological equivalent... of nbc news. >> i think we're the counterweight. i think they have a liberal agenda. i think we tell the other side of the story. jon seemed to think that was a big deal that i said we tell the other

its like inside every snakeskin jacket there's a little heineken light ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmyooking" the blue ribbon cookbook. say hello to the bromberg brothers! bruce and eric bromberg -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the cookbook is amazing. i have got to just say from every new yorker, thank you so much for all your restaurants, we love it so much. the whole crew loves it. the roots love it! we go there all the time. at first i thought it was just a sushi restaurant because you have blue ribbon sushi and there's more. there's much more. >> it was the original before sushi. >> jimmy: yeah. it was original before and which i do remember going. it was a giant hit because -- >> we stayed up till five or six in the morning feeding everyone. >> jimmy: and on saturday live that's all we do is stay up until five or six in the morning. i used to go there all the time. and then just do that and just party down there, of course sober. [ laughter ] gosh, it's just the most delicious food in the world. finally we got the cookbook. so i'm so psyched. what do we have for a beverage? >> these

you take the heineken and the wine and you toss it all into a big pit.ur gps challenge was "b" rudolph hess was taken up and buried at sea. his grave site had become a place of pilgrimage. before we go, a reminder that words are powerful. on last week's show i called the brazilian football club corinthians small. since then i've had thousands after thousands of message. let me clarify. they have tens of thousands of fans but does not have the revenues or purchasing power of the top european clubs. thatis

you line up the bottles of stolely 12 deep, take the chinese johnny walker red, the heineken and thebig pit. the correct answer to our gps challenge question was b, the remains of adolf hitler's deputy rudolph hess were exhumed this week to be cremated and buried at sea. his grave site had become, as many feared any grave of bin laden would, a place of pilgrimage. go to our website for more. >>> before we go, a reminder that words are powerful. on last week's show i called the brazilian football club corinthian small, since then i've been deluged with messages from the corinthian nation, thousands of them. let me clarify, corinthian has tens of millions of fans as was evidenced from the response, but it doesn't have the revenues or purchasing power of the top european clubs. that is changing, as i note

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ice if i was going to drink any beer it would be heineken or coro corona. >> wow. that's all right.py to have irish roots. sometimes you like a german beer. >> he's the youngest winner of the u.s. open since bobby jones by the way back in 1923. you remember that. bobby jones. >> that was -- i remember watching that sitting on the couch. >>> the former international monetary funds chief dominique strauss-kahn expected in court as lawyers talk about whether the victim in this case, whether or not her story is lacking in enough credibility for them to move forward. >> these charges derailed any plans that dominique strauss-kahn had of becoming the next president of france. that was at the time a very likely story. there was a lot of outrage in france when he got the perp walk treatment you're looking at, parades in front of cameras in hand cuffs. jim bittermann is in paris live with the reaction to the latest twist in the case, taking the pulse of the french all along, it was met with such remarkable shock when it first happened. what's happening now? >> well, i don't think this is goi