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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ng sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an acclaimed actor starring as nelson mandela in the bet series "madiba." >> you all get solitaire for this! all of you! you all lose your privileges for a year! no letters! no visitors! you will all have your sentences increased! >> it would be very difficult for you to increase my life sentence, sergeant. and his. and his. and his. >> sergeant, we will no longer run to the quarry, but we will walk. >> trevor: please welcome lawrence fishburne. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome! >> thank you, thank you. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: lawrence fishburne! wow! okay. okay. if ever there was a time for you to tell us this is not the real world -- ( laughter ) -- we're ready! give us the red pill and get us the (bleep) out of here! ( laughter ) we're ready! ( applause ) welcome to the show. >> thank you so much, trevor. >> trevo
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ng sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is an acclaimed actor starring as nelson mandela in the bet series "madiba." >> you all get solitaire for this! all of you! you all lose your privileges for a year! no letters! no visitors! you will all have your sentences increased! >> it would be very difficult for you to increase my life...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.so said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ (vo) when you're on your phone 24/7, you probably think you need an unlimited plan. but actually, the majority of people pay for data they never use. that's right, most people never use more than 5 gigs. now verizon introduces the one plan that's right for you. just $55 for 5 gigs on america's best network. that's tons of data at a cost that's less than an unlimited plan. and the best part, no surprise overages. finally, all the data you need on the network you want. verizon. play marian hill. ♪ ♪are you down, d-d-down, d-d-down,♪ ♪d-d-down, down, down? ♪are you... down, d-down, down,♪ ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪down, d-down, down, down, ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪are you down, are you down,♪ ♪are you d-d-down, are you? ♪ ihear me now, but i switched to sprint. their network reliability is now within 1% of verizon. and, get this, with sprint's new unlimited plan, you have the freedom
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.so said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ (vo) when you're on your phone 24/7, you probably think you need an unlimited plan. but actually, the majority of people pay for data they never use. that's right, most people never use more than 5 gigs. now verizon introduces the one plan that's right for you. just $55 for 5 gigs on america's best network. that's tons of data at a cost that's less than...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ (vo) when you're on your phone 24/7, you probably think you need an unlimited plan. but actually, the majority of people pay for data they never use. that's right, most people never use more than 5 gigs. now verizon introduces the one plan that's right for you. just $55 for 5 gigs on america's best network. that's tons of data at a cost that's less than an unlimited plan. and the best part, no surprise overages. finally, all the data you need on the network you want. verizon. >> trevor: welcome back! my next guest is the star of the new thriller "split." >> my name is headwig. i have red socks. he's-on-the move! someone's coming for you and you're not gonna like it. >> tell us. >> i'm not supposed to say. ( chuckles ) but he's done awful things to people, and he'll do awful things to you. ( laughter ) >> trevor: please welcome james mcavoy! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome! >> hello! >> trevor: i have been a fan of yours for s
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ (vo) when you're on your phone 24/7, you probably think you need an unlimited plan. but actually, the majority of people pay for data they never use. that's right, most people never use more than 5 gigs. now verizon introduces the one plan that's right for you. just $55 for 5 gigs on america's best network. that's tons of data at a cost that's less than an unlimited plan. and the...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.aid it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ ...have you tried the tissue test? question, are my teeth yellow? ugh, yellow... what do you use? crest whitestrips crest 3d whitestrips whiten... 25 times better than a leading whitening toothpaste i passed the tissue test. oh yeah. crest whitestrips are the way to whiten >>> welcome back to the state farm postgame show. ♪ ♪ >> curt: well, something tells me this party will go deep into the night. jalen collins, the falcons corner, with a big moment in this game. 10-0. you get the strip, the fumble recovery, the turnover and really this defense, people look at the scoreboard and see 44 points but this defense is a big part of it. congratulations on winning the nfc championship. >> thank you, man. it's unbelievable. this is unbelievable. the work that we put in all week, to go out here and perform like we did today, just speaks to our team and what coach quinn has brought to this program. >> howie: the m
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.aid it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ ...have you tried the tissue test? question, are my teeth yellow? ugh, yellow... what do you use? crest whitestrips crest 3d whitestrips whiten... 25 times better than a leading whitening toothpaste i passed the tissue test. oh yeah. crest whitestrips are the way to whiten >>> welcome back to the state farm postgame show. ♪ ♪ >> curt:...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ he's got the cash. he's got a condo. he's got a car. he's got a career. but that still doesn't mean he get's you. ♪ time to shine. orbit. you don't have to pay a lot to get a lot. at cricket wireless, plans now start at $30/mo. monthly taxes and fees included. and we have more 4g lte coverage than t-mobile or sprint. cricket wireless. something to smile about. new aveeno®... don't just eat yogurt... wear it. daily moisturizing body yogurt. enriched with the nutrients found in greek yogurt, intensely nourishes skin for 48 hours. aveeno®. naturally beautiful results®. (cat meows) ♪ (snap) ♪ (cat meows) sheba® perfect portions™. what cats want™ if there was any way to make the $10 any pizza carryout deal from pizza hut any easier or any better we'd do it. but any way we slice it, you're free to choose any large pizza with any toppings, or any recipe- -like supreme or meat lover's on original pan crust. the $10 any pizza - n
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ he's got the cash. he's got a condo. he's got a car. he's got a career. but that still doesn't mean he get's you. ♪ time to shine. orbit. you don't have to pay a lot to get a lot. at cricket wireless, plans now start at $30/mo. monthly taxes and fees included. and we have more 4g lte coverage than t-mobile or sprint. cricket wireless. something to smile about. new...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.o hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ what ari can explain...s 11pm. you should be out there disappointing your father. i need to clean this place up. bloopy, bad judgement and loopy. hunger keeps inventing new problems, so we invented snickers® crisper. ihear me now, but i switched to sprint. their network reliability is now within 1% of verizon. and, get this, with sprint's new unlimited plan, you have the freedom to do virtually whatever you want. is there no worrying about gigabytes, shmigabytes, overages, bill phobia? that's the dream right there. well, then mama is gonna text, ping, post, tweet, snap... can you hear that? (vo) get unlimited mobile optimized data, talk, and text. plus, get $800 to spend anyway you want when you switch a family of four to sprint. for people with hearing loss, that's $200 for every line you bring! visit sprintrelay.com. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." when a new story falls through the crack
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.o hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ what ari can explain...s 11pm. you should be out there disappointing your father. i need to clean this place up. bloopy, bad judgement and loopy. hunger keeps inventing new problems, so we invented snickers® crisper. ihear me now, but i switched to sprint. their network reliability is now within 1% of verizon. and, get this, with sprint's new unlimited plan, you have the freedom...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ that gentleman jack gets its exceptional smoothness from a mellowing process it undergoes not once... but twice. because if once is good, twice is better. (vo) when you're on your phone 24/7, you probably think you need an unlimited plan. but actually, the majority of people pay for data they never use. that's right, two out of three people use less than five gigs. now verizon introduces the one plan that's right for you. switch, and for just $55 get five gigs on america's best network. that's tons of data at a cost that's less than an unlimited plan. and the best part, no surprise overages. finally, all the data you need, on the network you want. verizon. um, i can't have happen what happened (♪)t time... ahem... here's my card. i'm sure you know your profits are down 8%. so, just let me know if you want to change that. ♪ i believe in you! break through!, break through! it's just a cough.our cough, sfx: woman coughing you'd see how often you cough all day. and so would everyo
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ that gentleman jack gets its exceptional smoothness from a mellowing process it undergoes not once... but twice. because if once is good, twice is better. (vo) when you're on your phone 24/7, you probably think you need an unlimited plan. but actually, the majority of people pay for data they never use. that's right, two out of three people use less than five gigs. now verizon introduces the one plan that's right for you....
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.as impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪♪ question, are my teeth yellow? ...have you tried the tissue test? ugh, yellow... what do you use? crest whitestrips crest 3d whitestrips whiten... 25 times better than a leading whitening toothpaste i passed the tissue test. oh yeah. crest whitestrips are the way to whiten >>> welcome back to the state farm postgame show. ♪♪ ♪♪ >> curt: well, something tells me this party will go deep into the night. jalen collins, the falcons corner, with a big moment in this game. 10-0. you get the strip, the fumble recovery, the turnover and really this defense, people look at the scoreboard and see 44 points but this defense is a big part of it. congratulations on winning the nfc championship. >> thank you, man. it's unbelievable. this is unbelievable. the work that we put in all week, to go out here and perform like we did today, just speaks to our team and what coach quinn has brought to this program. >> howie: the mindse
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.as impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪♪ question, are my teeth yellow? ...have you tried the tissue test? ugh, yellow... what do you use? crest whitestrips crest 3d whitestrips whiten... 25 times better than a leading whitening toothpaste i passed the tissue test. oh yeah. crest whitestrips are the way to whiten >>> welcome back to the state farm postgame show. ♪♪ ♪♪ >> curt:...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ts in shining armor or happily ever after. but you believed when the right one came along, you'd be ready. time to shine. orbit. >> trevor: welcome back to the "the daily show"! my guest tonight is the host of msnbc's a.m. joy and the co-editor of the book we are the change we seek. please welcome joy reid! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome. >> thank you. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> trevor: finally. i'm so in love with you. i follow you on twitter and your power and then on the show is the same thing. thank you for being here -- is it a momentous occasion? >> last day on earth. good to share it with you. >> trevor: let's jump into that. you've written a book that's inspirational we, are the change we seek, the speeches of barack obama. today was the complete opposite. >> it was the complete opposite. the line that stood out from donald trump's speech today was american carnage. so that is the line people are going to remember from this speech. >> trevor: what does
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ts in shining armor or happily ever after. but you believed when the right one came along, you'd be ready. time to shine. orbit. >> trevor: welcome back to the "the daily show"! my guest tonight is the host of msnbc's a.m. joy and the co-editor of the book we are the change we seek. please welcome joy reid! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ welcome. >> thank you. >> trevor: welcome to the show. >> thank you....
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. they also said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ have you any wool?eep, no sir, no sir, some nincompoop stole all my wool sweaters, smart tv and gaming system. luckily, the geico insurance agency recently helped baa baa with renters insurance. everything stolen was replaced. and the hooligan who lives down the lane was caught selling the stolen goods online. visit geico.com and see how easy it is to switch and save on renters insurance. anything with a screen is a tv. stream 130 live channels, plus 40,000 on demand tv shows and movies, all on the go. you can even download from your x1 dvr and watch it offline. only xfinity gives you more to stream to any screen. download the xfinity tv app today. >> trevor: oh, welcome back to the daily show. you know when you start a new job, most people try and ingrate yait themselves o the folks they will be working with. but donald trump is not most people. >> donald trump will take office as the least
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops. they also said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ have you any wool?eep, no sir, no sir, some nincompoop stole all my wool sweaters, smart tv and gaming system. luckily, the geico insurance agency recently helped baa baa with renters insurance. everything stolen was replaced. and the hooligan who lives down the lane was caught selling the stolen goods online. visit geico.com and see how easy it...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ versus a lube strip. with a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40% less friction. it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. sorry, lube strip. schick hydro®. free your skin®. play marian hill. ♪ ♪are you down, d-d-down, d-d-down,♪ ♪d-d-down, down, down? ♪are you... down, d-down, down,♪ ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪down, d-down, down, down, ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪are you down, are you down,♪ ♪are you d-d-down, are you? ♪ you guys ever try one of these bars made over at right twix? why? our special cookie is cascaded with caramel and cloaked in chocolate. you never wondered? [ whoosh! zap! ] [ glass breaks ] aah! [ male announcer ] try both. pick a side. twix. >> trevor: welcome back to the daily show. our next guest stars at first lady on scal dan. please welcome bellamy young. (applause) >> hi. >> trevor: welcome to the show. just water, unfortunately. honestly,
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ versus a lube strip. with a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40% less friction. it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. sorry, lube strip. schick hydro®. free your skin®. play marian hill. ♪ ♪are you down, d-d-down, d-d-down,♪ ♪d-d-down, down, down? ♪are you... down, d-down, down,♪ ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down,...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.lso said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ play marian hill. ♪ ♪are you down, d-d-down, d-d-down,♪ ♪d-d-down, down, down? ♪are you... down, d-down, down,♪ ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪down, d-down, down, down, ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪are you down, are you down,♪ ♪are you d-d-down, are you? ♪ pain from a headache can when make this...old, feel like this. all-in-one cold symptom relief from tylenol®, the #1 doctor recommended pain relief brand. tylenol® what if instead of waiting weeks for your tax refund? you can get an advance on that refund. [zombie] an advance on my tax refund, i could really use that. [john] what would you do with that money? [zombie] i'd love to take a tropical holiday. [john] i'd be careful, with your skin tone. [zombie] no i get it cause i'm a zombie. yeah that's funny. [off camera] all my undead, we are back. [john] i will see you out there. [zombie] see ya. [john] and don't take it personally. [vo] y
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.lso said it was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ play marian hill. ♪ ♪are you down, d-d-down, d-d-down,♪ ♪d-d-down, down, down? ♪are you... down, d-down, down,♪ ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪down, d-down, down, down, ♪d-d-d-d-down, down, down, down?♪ ♪are you down, are you down,♪ ♪are you d-d-down, are you? ♪ pain from a headache can when make this...old, feel like...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ um, i can't have happen what happened (♪)t time... ahem... here's my card. i'm sure you know your profits are down 8%. so, just let me know if you want to change that. ♪ i believe in you! break through!, break through! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's crispety. it's crunchety. it's a one-of-a-kind experience. butterfinger. there's nothing like it. versus a lube strip. with a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40% less friction. it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. sorry, lube strip. schick hydro®. free your skin®. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." my guest tonight is a platinum-selling grammy-nominated hip-hop artist whose new album is called "i decided." please welcome big sean! ( cheers and applause ) welcome! >> wow. good crowd right there. >> trevor: oh, yeah, an amazing crowd! ( cheers and applause ) the people love you, man. >> you're doing a great job on th
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.was impossible to hypnotize you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ um, i can't have happen what happened (♪)t time... ahem... here's my card. i'm sure you know your profits are down 8%. so, just let me know if you want to change that. ♪ i believe in you! break through!, break through! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's crispety. it's crunchety. it's a one-of-a-kind experience. butterfinger. there's nothing like it. versus a lube...
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award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ze you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ fortified.tored. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. why not feel this good everyday? emerge and see. versus a lube strip. with a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40% less friction. it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. sorry, lube strip. schick hydro®. free your skin®. applebee's all-in burger meal we're talkin' burger. fries. pepsi. prizes. like producer for a day with mike and mike. woo! get a burger, fries and a pepsi for just $9.99 at lunch, plus a shot at instant prizes. >> thank you so much for tuning in, here it is, a moment of zen. >> this is an odd appearance. city council meeting yesterday, the newest council member is there holding the captain america shield as he is sworn into off captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central [cheers and applause] >> chris: it's 29 minutes u
award-winning heineken light, brewed with cascade hops.ze you. you're getting sleepy... watch the beer! ♪ fortified.tored. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 10 oranges. why not feel this good everyday? emerge and see. versus a lube strip. with a hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40% less friction. it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. sorry, lube strip. schick hydro®. free your...