adding "your ass is the softest and supplest heinie my lips have ever smooched.lvety richness with faint notes of jackboot and peppermint." of course, the president isn't the only scourge that'll hopefully be gone soon. there's also covid, and i'll tell you the latest in tonight's edition of "catch a third wave: endless bummer." >> surf's up, dude. oh, no! i'm afraid of needles! aah! >> stephen: he's got a needle and teeth. we've spent nine months in hiding from a virus that continues to devastate our communities, but friday night, we finally got the news we've been waiting for: the f.d.a. announced an emergency use authorization for the first covid-19 vaccine. and, this morning, the first american was vaccinated: sandra lindsay, a critical care nurse in queens, which was the epicenter of the pandemic in the spring. [ applause ] >> stephen: that feels really good to see. i mean, that is moving. this is the most excited i've been to watch someone else's doctor's appointment since evel knievel got a routine physical over snake river canyon. nurse lindsay had an imp