people write to me and they go, i got these terrible hemorrhoids. why are you writing to me for?to me, then you have the horrendous hemorrhoids, i'm sure your doctors are going to go, my god. >> did you ever imagine that your father would become a medical advisory board? >> you know, it wouldn't surprise me. he knows about what every single pharmaceuticalist under the son. yeah, the doctor gave me this. oh, you have to take a pill many the morning. make sure you eat after you take it, not before. he knows anything about everything medical. >> he's like as soon as you come in with like a bag from the pharmacy, he's in it, looking in it, reading all the little print. >> and he is a chronic hypochondraic. >> yes. >> you think you're about to die anyway. so this book a testament. you think you have problems? >> when i had the bike accident, my heart stopped twice. i wanted to know how it kept going. >> how did it keep going? >> i have no clue. >> whether i talk to you, it seems the osbornes, despite all the downs, all the mayhem, you have all arrived. careered might be a better way o

people write to me and they go, i've got these terrible hemorrhoids and i'm like why are you writing to me, foot. if you can write to me, and you can print in a paper you have horrendous hemorrhoids, surely the doctors are going to go, my god. >> did you ever imagine your father would become a medical advisory board? >> it wouldn't surprise me. he knows about what every pharmaceutical is under the sun. you call and the doctor gave me this, he is like you have to take two in the morns but eat before you take it not before. he knows anything about everything medical. >> he's like as soon as you come in with like a bag from the pharmacy, he's in it. looking at it, reading all the little print. >> of course you are a chronic hype kron degree yak. even better because you are constantly thinking you are about to die any way. so this book is a testament. yes, you have. >> my heart stopped twice. and i want to nooip find out how it kept going. >> how did it keep going? >> i don't have a clue. >> as i talk to you, it seems the osbournes, despite all the downs, the mayhem, you have all arrived

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