my primary care physicians said it is for hangnails and hemorrhoids. it should be legal, yes. if you're in your own home. that is it. thank you. supervisor wiener: thank you. next speaker. >> that is my castro whistle. and trinity united against violence. i think this is a city-wide event. we have people arriving. castro is a safe place for people to go and be themselves. i have met everyone in the caster but it is still place where harvey milk gave them hope. we need to learn how to make that work for the people who are coming here. we can never turn our backs on the people. castro started at the navy pier. it was a neighborhood and it got [unintelligible] you cannot turn your back on the people. they come there as a beacon of light. when you do not feel safe, you come up there and you can see the rainbow or you can see someone who would not be like other people in different parts of the city. this is a time when you need to come. i am a drum major and a patriot as you can see for equality. what this says saying -- this is saying is we need to be able to work. all the shelter

the hemorrhoid is going into remission. look, kyle, cartman is totally miserable -- even more miserable than he was before because he's had his dream and lost it. it's not fair! it's not fair! i wanna die! i wanna die! you are up there. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com captions paid for by mtv networks >> january 19th, 2012, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: boom, hey, everybody, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a good one-- yes, all right. someone just sneezed. my guest from the movie "man on the ledge" elizabeth banks is going to join us later tonight, but some of we want to get to tonight. yes, please, indulge your applause. (cheers and applause) >> jon: so much to get to tonight, we're going to dive right in. a few weeks ago spunky young upstart heard the pem's call and decided to explore the possibility of joining the race for president of the united sta

new solutions for getting to sleep without pills. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain ison-stop to seattle? just carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. [ male announcer ] when kelley blue book's kbb.com gave the 2012 camry a best resale value award, we were delighted. ♪ when it received a 5-star overall safety rating, we were ecstatic. and when camry became the number-one selling car in america 10 years running, we blushed. ♪ the reinvented 2012 camry. from toyota. ♪ in what passes for common sense. used to be we socked money away and expected it to grow. then the world changed... and the common sense of retirement planning became anything but common. fortunately, td ameritrade's investment consultants can help you build a plan that fits your life. take control by opening a new account or rolling over an old 401(k) today, and we'll throw in up to $600. how's that for common sense? and we'll throw in up to $600. you wouldn't want your doc

new research that may surprise you. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattlearry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. but i'm an on the go woman. i've been active all my life. that's why i'm excited about reclast. it's the once-a-year iv osteoporosis treatment. reclast helps to restrengthen my bones to help make them resistant to fracture. and with reclast, well, no other osteoporosis treatment is approved to help protect in more places: hips, spine, even other bones. [ male announcer ] you should not take reclast if you're on zometa, have low blood calcium, or kidney problems. or you're pregnant, plan to become pregnant or are nursing. take calcium and vitamin d daily. tell your doctor if you develop severe muscle, bone or joint pain, if you have dental problems as jaw bone problems have been reported, or if you develop new or unusual pain in your hip, groin or thigh. the most common side effects include flu-like symptoms, fever

everyone talking, coming up straight ahead right here on hannity. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid-stop to seattle? just carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. [ thunder crashes ] the first and most important step toward accomplishing something is showing up. [ thunder crashes ] and with the most advanced all-wheel-drive system in its class that adapts to conditions as they change, now all you have to worry about is what you accomplish when you get there. ♪ one chance to hunt down the right insurance at the right price. the "name your price" tool, only from progressive. ready, aim, save! grrr! ooh, i forgot my phone! the "name your price" tool. now available on your phone. get a free quote today. and during the four course feast, there's so much to choose from. [ male announcer ] the four course seafood feast is backt red lobster. still just $15. get soup, salad, unlimited cheddar bay biscuits, dessert, and your choice of 7 entrées, like new honey

how much mitt romney pays in taxes. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattlearry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] entune mobile technology. ♪ stronger! ♪ stand a little taller [ male announcer ] stay seamlessly connected to your smart phone. available on the reinvented 2012 camry. from toyota. ♪ that's good morning, veggie style. hmmm. for half the calories plus veggie nutrition. could've had a v8. >> bret: we are taking a closer look at the attacks on mitt romney corn accepting what he pays in taxes. chief washington correspondent jim angle looks behind the numbers. >> how are you doing? >> the white house and the democratic activists are going after mitt romney over the statement he pays tax rate of 15%. the rate on investment income. the obama administration clearly hopes to make this an election year issue. >> it simply is a matter of fairness does not make a lot of cents for millio sense for md b

. >> we'll see about that. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle?n h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. >>> when michael was born, he was normal, active, he ran around, played football. he was just like any other child. one day, he just got sick. >> in 2008, when i was 11 years old, i was diagnosed with liver failure. >> they told me straight up, if he does not get a liver transplant, he will die. >> it was halloween and the doctor came in, a liver specialist. >> he walked in and said, i hate to sound like the grim reaper. it's raining outside and it's halloween. i have been doing this for 30 years. somebody is going to die. your son is going to get a liver. >> this guy right here, his name was johnny hernandez. he was 18 years old, and he was killed in a motorcycle accident. this family gave something to me that i needed, which was a liver from their son. i couldn't pay them back, so i feed the homeless in honor of their son, joh

why this segment comes from the scott walker has got to go files. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid seattle? just carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. like splenda® essentials™ no calorie sweeteners. this bowl of strawberries is loaded with vitamin c. and now, b vitamins to boot. coffee doesn't have fiber. unless you want it to. splenda® essentials™ are the first and only line of sweeteners with a small boost of fiber, or antioxidants, or b vitamins in every packet. mmm. same great taste with an added "way to go, me" feeling. splenda® essentials™. get more out of what you put in. whee wheeeeeeeeeeeee! wheeeeeeeeeeee! whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee-he-he-heeeeee! whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! pure adrenaline. whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! everything you love about geico, now mobile. download the new geico app today. whee wheeeeeeeeeeee-he-he-heeeeee! that's good morning, veggie style. hmmm. for half the calories plus veggie nutrition. could've had a v8. >>> the

talk about his new book, ameritopia, that and more coming upstate [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoidain is non-stop to seattle? just carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. and during the four course feast, there's so much to choose from. [ male announcer ] the four course seafood feast is backt red lobster. still just $15. get soup, salad, unlimited cheddar bay biscuits, dessert, and your choice of 7 entrées, like new honey bbq shrimp skewers or shrimp and scaops alfredo. all four courses, just $15. [ jody ] it's really good value. all my guests love it. i'm jody gonzalez, red lobster general manager. and i sea food differently. >> it is causing quite a stir. latest controversial cover of "news week magazine "that calls the president detractors student. bluntly left-leaning headlines reads "why are obama's critics so dumb?" it's written by a conservative minded independent. the article quotes the attacks from both the right and the left and the man

you'll hear from them, next. [ m] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle?ust carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. can you enjoy vegetables with sauce and still reach your weight loss goals? you can with green giant frozen vegetables. over twenty delicious varieties have sixty calories or less per serving and are now weight watchers-endorsed. try green giant frozen vegetables with sauce. a mouthwatering combination of ingredients...e for you! i know you're gonna love. [ barks ] yes, it's beneful healthy fiesta. made with wholesome grains, real chicken, even accents of tomato and avocado. yeah! come on! [ barking ] gotta love the protein for muscles-- whoo-hoo! and omega-rich nutrition for that shiny coat. ever think healthy could taste so good? [ woman announcing ] beneful healthy fiesta. another healthful, flavorful beneful. but one is so clever that your skin looks better even after you take it off. neutrogena® healthy

stay with us. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle?carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. whee wheeeeeeeeeeeee!s. wheeeeeeeeeeee! whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee-he-he-heeeeee! whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! pure adrenaline. whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! everything you love about geico, now mobile. download the new geico app today. whee wheeeeeeeeeeee-he-he-heeeeee! ♪ [ gong ] strawberry banana! [ male announcer ] for a smoothie with real fruit plus veggie nutrition new v8 v-fusion smoothie. could've had a v8. the other office devices? they don't get me. they're all like, "hey, brother, doesn't it bother you that no one notices you?" and i'm like, "doesn't it bother you you're not reliable?" and they say, "shut up!" and i'm like, "you shut up." in business, it's all about reliability. 'cause these guys aren't just hitting "print." they're hitting "dream." so that's what i do. i print dreams, baby. [whispering] big dr

you got to be thinking about it. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattley preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. my high school science teacher made me what i am today. our science teacher helped us build it. ♪ now i'm a geologist at chevron, and i get to help science teachers. it has four servo motors and a wireless microcontroller. over the last three years we've put nearly 100 million dollars into american education. that's thousands of kids learning to love science. ♪ isn't that cool? and that's pretty cool. ♪ >>> up next in 2008 it was president barack obama versus hillary clinton. in 2012, will it be obama plus hillary? i'll ask joan walsh and jonathan alter if that ticket is a possibili possibility. tweet us #edshow. discussion coming up, stay with us. ♪[music plays] ♪[music plays] when you're responsible for this much of the team... you need a car you can count on. ♪[music plays] >ice president in the second term? >> no

watching "hardball" from manchester, new hampshire, only on msnbc. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid is non-stop to seattle? just carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. ♪ that's good morning, veggie style. hmmm [ male announcer ] for half the calories -- plus veggie nutrition. could've had a v8. >>> let me finish tonight with this republican test to see who goes up against president obama. leave it to the republicans to do it differently than the democrats. democrats, as i've had said before, pick the guy with the hot hand, the candidates who seems to have something special to say to the american people, the one who seems just right for the times. republicans pick the candidates whose turn it is, the guy who was rejected last time around or a couple times before, but who's the right republican candidates for the basic reason that his name has become familiar. republicans always prefer a shoe that's been worn into a new one. just out there on the mar

stay tuned. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle?reparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. the best in nutrition... just got better. now with even more of the vitamins your body needs. like vitamin d. plus omega 3's. there's one important ingredient that hasn't changed: better taste. [ female announcer ] eggland's best. better taste. better nutrition. the beer egg. this is mary. who has a million things to pick up each month on top of her prescriptions. thankfully, her walgreens pharmacist recommended a 3-month supply. now, mary gets 3 refills in one and for 3 months she's done. ask your pharmacist about a 90 day supply and how to save with the prescription savings club. individual memberships are just 5 dollars. enroll today. walgreens. there's a way to stay well. >> you have seen our top stories but here is the best of the rest. now last night president obama dazzled his audience. he was at a fundraiser at

>> well, please, please, i've been pulled so tight i have hemorrhoids in the back of my neck.t. >> exactly. >> a lot of people there's a lot of criticism about reality tv not being real at all. >> ours is beyond real. things happened this year that we couldn't believe. >> like the breakup in realtime. is that joan with a gun? >> yes, it is. >> and my son. we take my mom on vacation. >> listen, we're running outside of time. red season is upon us. nobody is more brutal and more honest than you guys. we want to show you some of your least favorite looks of at all times. guys, who are you starting with? >> angelina. >> yes, angelina. >> a lot of people loved this. >> it was very polarizing. >> melissa loved it. >> i loved it. >> i thought she looked like a slightly used tampon. >> you really did not say that? >> yes, i did. >> you know what, we have several more. but i'm going to leave it at that. joan & melissa premiering tomorrow night on w.e. sam, save me! do weather. >> good morning, everybody. you're in times square. a little showery, a little damp, chilly air but we are get

watching "cbs news saturday." [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle? carry preparation h totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. ♪ time to jump in to something new ♪ ♪ ♪ the best part of wakin' up ♪ is folgers in your cup it's got 10 speeds, my friend. ♪ is it fast? it's got a lightning bolt on it, doesn't it? ♪ is it fast? i don't even know if it's street-legal. ♪ is it safe? oh, yeah. it's a volkswagen. [ male announcer ] the security of a jetta. one of nine volkswagen models named a 2012 iihs top safety pick. ♪ got you in a stranglehold, baby ♪ ♪ could open a world of wonder ? ♪ ♪ so sensory ♪ so satisfying ♪ the discovery ♪ never seems to stop ♪ ♪ it's the magic friskies ♪ ♪ makes happen ♪ every day ♪ in so many ways ♪ friskies ♪ feed the senses means i don't have any margin for error. one wrong turn and i could end up unloading a puddle of water. female voice: turn right ahead. so i make sure i have the right guidance to get me exact

could've had a v8. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle?tables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. later this morning investigators be looking for the cause of a three- alarm fire in san francisco's haight- ashbury neighborhood. one person was sent to the hospital because of last night's fire. nearly a dozen were displaced. . >> investigators will be looking for the cause of fire in this neighborhood. one person was sent to the hospital. >>> no arrest yet. police is questioning a person of interest. no injuries have been reported. >>> a teenage raider fan is recovering in the hospital this morning after falling from the bleachers in oakland. 17-year-old juan, leaned a little too far over a rail, lost his balance after yesterday's raiders lost. he did not lose consciousness. >>> traffic and weather on this holiday monday coming up right after this. laces? really? slip-on's the way to go. more people do that, security would be like -

could've had a v8. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle?tables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. . >>> it is 25 minutes after 7:00. a windy start to the day. sharron has traffic after the first morning weather. >> thank you, very much. >>> we will have mostly cloudy skies, not unlike most of the weekend days. ful 42 is the high. the wind will get your attention, from the west and north west at 25 and it will be steady today. the mid 30s now and here is more on the traffic control. good morning. >> good morning, everybody. if you are heading out, the fire activity is all you have to be concerned about we have the wind warnings on the area bridges, including the bay bridge. there is a look at the speeds over the beltway, delay free this morning and it is a federal holiday, everything is looking good and there is the traffic report, brought to you by traffic reports. >>> back to you. >>> in the news this morning, over a dozen people

story straight ahead. [ male announcer ] what if that hemorrhoid pain is non-stop to seattle? totables. discreet, little tubes packed with big relief. from the brand doctors recommend most by name. preparation h totables. the anywhere preparation h. preparation h totables. the best approach to food is tkeep it whole for better nutrition. that's what they do with great grains cereal. they steam and bake the actual whole grain while the otr guy's flake is more processed. mmm. great grains. the whole whole grain cereal. [ male announcer ] take the fixodent 12 hour hold challenge. fixodent denture adhesive challenges you to a 12 hour hold test. ♪ thanks to its time released formula, you apply fixodent once, and it holds all day. ♪ take the fixodent 12 hour hold challenge. guaranteed, or your money back. ♪ and for guaranteed freshness try fixodent cleanser, plus scope ingredients. i'm forty eight years-old, i love to swim, and i love to walk outside. osteo bi-fl has really helped my kne. osteo bi-flex has been incredible for me, and i swear by it. [ male announcer ] osteo bi-flex,