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henry park near morgan hill was on the state park hit list, until the preservation fund stepped up, raised nearly $300,000 and promised to raise the same amount next year and the next year. another group hoping to save castle rock state park wants its money back. >> we trusted the state officials that they were out of money. the state has a 16 billion dollar deficit now and if we wanted to keep these 70 parks open, non-profits and the public would have to step up. >> reporter: state parks director ruth coleman has stepped down she resigned a week ago today. an assistant says she told coleman five times overfive years about this fund, coleman says she does not recall that conversation. the preservation fund is going to have a meeting in san jose this morning and they are going to be turning up the heat, trying to make sure that the state parks that they want saved will be saved, especially now we all know there's 54 million dollars in sacramento that we didn't know about. terry mcsweeney, abc7 news. >>> san francisco mayor ed lee the latest city leader to come out against restaurant chain c

henry park near morgan hill was on that list until the non-profit raised money to keep the park open.y mcsweeney will have a live report coming up in our next half hour. >>> a 2-year-old boy is being treated for third degree burns after falling into a fire pit in marin county it happened last night at dillon beach a fire department spokesman says the boy fell backwards into the pit he suffered burns on his lower back. the family members were with the toddler when the accident happened. an ambulance was called for bodega bay which is 20 miles away. >>> pg&e settled lawsuits with two families that lost lives of loved ones in the san bruno pipeline explosion two years ago. >> san mateo county superior court judge approved the deal yesterday for an undisclosed amount. attorneys have negotiated agreements with pg&e peg in 50 cases. more than 400 suits filed by survivors who lost relatives in the 2010 explosion. >>> santa rosa man faces several felony charges after five hour standoff with the sonoma s.w.a.t. team. officials say they received the report before 6:00 last night from a man who

henry waxman. that is followed by a hearing on preventing voter suppression. later, "q&a," with gretchen morgan sen. -- morgenson. >> sopa and pipa are dead. it's pretty clear the effort undertaken derrin into a lot of controversy and a lot of miscommunication. those bills are not coming back