so herman ca companyin won't have to recall all of his books.n epilogue you can paste into your copy. it's available on colbert nation.com to print out. suddenly i hear the alarm ring. i slowly open my eyes and realize it was all just a dream. then i snuggle up to the woman i love lying beside me and i think when i get home i'm going to tell my wife all about that. the end. (cheers and applause) now mr. cain, i know you've dropped out. please, please reconsider. i realize you said no. but human certificate that hasn't stopped you before. we'll be right >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight has been called the michael jordan of nascar. in that he's the closest thing nascar has to an african-american. please welcome jimmie johnson. (cheers and applause) hey, nice to meet you, sit down. all right. well, first of all, i'm a huge nascar fan. >> i was thinking that. >> stephen: i only have -- dish got one criticism, are you ready for this? >> please. >> stephen: could you slow down? because how fast you guy goes. >> depends on the trac