everybody at fox is real mad about this herman cain joke.date herman cain offers real solutions to fictional issues. >> don't try to pass a 2,700 page bill. you and i didn't have time to read it. we're too busy trying to live, send our kids to school. that's why i'm going to only allow small bills, three pages. you'd have time to read that one over the dinner table. >> >> jon: bills will be three pages. if i am president, treaties will have to fit on the back of a cereal box. from now on the state of the union address will be delivered in the form of a fortune cookie. i am herman cain, and i do not like to read. now, they thought that was an offensive joke. they thought that was offensive amos and andy brogue and their news guys would be fired if they did a voice like that, although, i did get into that story using a wheel with a dildo nailed it to, which i would imagine would likely get them fired, as well. [laughter] i just don't see them using a dildo wheel. the point is this: they felt i was singling out herman cain using offensive voice

still to come herman cain.installment of my interview with congresswoman michelle bachmann. how would you grade barack obama on foreign policy? we talked specifically about his chick policy record, debt, deficits. -- if you had to give him a grade what would it be? >> an abject failure. he has not only weakened us, he has set in motion events that could mean for very disastrous consequences. let me give you a few. we are seeing the stretch of iran's influence in the very unstable region of the mideast in a greater way than we've ever seen before. iran is already a friend of syria, we know that. they've already had a strong presence in lebanon with hezbollah. our greatest ally in the arab world was mubarak in egypt. president obama sat on his hands when our ally needed american people -- needed american help. barack obama chose not to help him. what has happened since? now we see iran coming in to be egypt's best friend. for 30 years egypt did not have diplomatic relations with iran. they had open relations with

♪ oh, herman cain ♪ get aboard the herman cain train >> stephen: wooh! board the herman cain train! the main cain train! partly because when it comes to presidential candidates, i'm names. and i am insane in the membrane for herman cain. he's hotter than propane. though, he should use some rogaine. [laughter] it's herman for sure-man. he drinks tequila, and leaves the worm in. [laughter] the other candidates are squirmin'. i've determined he's not german. plus the other reason i like him is you know cain is fiscally conservative, because that video could not have cost more than $12. [cheers and applause] that's my man. that's the guy! and i'm mostly excited because cain is going to be my guest on thursday, july 28th. write that on your ipad in ink! [laughter] he will not only be sitting down with me but with the head of colbert super pac. and that guy is looking to endorse somebody. [laughter] of course, before i endosed him, cain would have to sign this-- my candidate's pledge-- first. it's blank right now. i don't have any idea what it is. i would get

♪ get on board the herman cain train ♪ >> stephen: whoo! get on the herman cain train!eers and applause) folks, i love it because it rhymes. and it's much catchier than "step on into the ron paul shower stall." (laughter and applause) so naturally i was psyched when mr. cain agreed to come on my show. cain is going to be my guest on thursday, july 28. write that on your ipad in ink! (laughter) well, i hope you wrote that on your ipad in erasable ink because yesterday herman cain canceled on me. (boos) it's the second time cain has canceled. and i... (laughter). i can't keep doing this. (laughter) herman cain, i am not some pizza crust you can just leave on your plate and move on to a hotter slice. (laughter) you know what, herman? you can't cancel on me because i'm canceling you! (cheers and applause) i think you should know i'm seeing someone else thursday night. (laughter) republican presidential candidate buddy romer. all right this is not just some rebound, either. i really like buddy romer. is that him? good, good because i like him. he's a former congressman and a

♪ oh, herman cain ♪ get aboard the herman cain train >> stephen: wooh!erman cain train! the main cain train! partly because when it comes to presidential candidates, i'm names. and i am insane in the membrane for herman cain. he's hotter than propane. though, he should use some rogaine. [laughter] it's herman for sure-man. he drinks tequila, and leaves the worm in. [laughter] the other candidates are squirmin'. i've determined he's not german. plus the other reason i like him is you know cain is fiscally conservative, because that video could not have cost more than $12. [cheers and applause] that's my man. that's the guy! and i'm mostly excited because cain is going to be my guest on thursday, july 28th. write that on your ipad in ink! [laughter] he will not only be sitting down with me but with the head of colbert super pac. and that guy is looking to endorse somebody. [laughter] of course, before i endosed him, cain would have to sign this-- my candidate's pledge-- first. it's blank right now. i don't have any idea what it is. i would get him to sign

herman cain has passion. support and belief in the constitution.ñr but does herman cain have an understanding of the constitution? >> you said this week that you oppose construction of a new mosque in murfreesboro, tennessee. what's your objection to their building a new mosque? >> our constitution guarantees separation of church and state. islam combines church and state. they are using the church part of our firm to infuse their mosque in that community, and the people in the community do not like it. they disagree with it. >> jon: right, right, right. first let's address... [laughter] what i believe may be some pronoun issues. [laughter] using "our" first amendment to build "" mosque. in reality, the first amendment protects "their" mosque from "us." >> so you're saying any community, if they want to ban a mosque... >> yes, they have the right to do that. that's not discriminating based upon religion against their particular religion. [laughter] >> jon: i'm pretty sure that's the definition of discriminati

and i know i said herman cain is my guy. but i'm beginning to think-- and i never thought i might say this-- herman cain might not be the next president of the united states. (laughter) you threw that one away. nation, jesus said the poor would always be with us. well, it turns out jesus does not know everything. for more, fox news stu vashny sy makes words come out of his mouth. >> when you think of poverty, you think of this. but what if i told you it really looks like this. a new report showing poor families in the united states are not what they used to be. i'm just going to give our viewers a quick run-through of what items poor families in america have. 99% of them have a refrigerator. (laughter) 81% have a microwave. >> stephen: a refrigerator and a microwave? they can preserve and heat food?

so the republican presidential candidate and herman cain, what do you make of that, herman? >> neil, first of all, this is a crisis that didn't need to happen. a year ago the administration and president knew we were going to be running up against this. the president and his administration chose to allow this crisis to happen. now, he's trying to put the blame on representative boehner and the members of the house when in fact, the president owns this crisis. secondly, the fact that as representative boehner said, the president moved the goal post, this shows a severe lack of leadership. first of all, the president doesn't get itment and so, if in fact this -- our debt credit rating is downgrades, this rests squarely on the shoulders of the president because he allowed this crisis to happen so he could force a tax increase. the last thing this struggling economy needs. >> neil: all right, well it might not have been the tax increase he envisioned, herman, but one that at least the speaker of the house was willing to endorse partway. obviously, not the full amount that the pr

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islam isn't the only religion herman cain is exploiting for political gain. the washington times mitt romney will lose the election because of ms. mormon beliefs. >> the reason he'll have a difficult time winning the south is because when he ran the first time he did not do a good job of communicating his religion. unfortunately, it doesn't bother me, but i do know that it's an issue with a lot of southerners. >> herman cain has shown he will exploit any political opportunity and for him to say communities have a right to ban mosques is unconstitutional psycho talk. >>> john boehner and eric cantor want to squeeze america with a cut, cap and balance bill tomorrow. our panel will tell you why the speaker might have to grab his hanky. that's next. boy, i'm glad we got aflac huh. aflac! oh, i've just got major medical... major medical. ...but it helps pay the doctors. pays the doctors, boyyy! [ quack ] oh yeah? what about your family? ♪ we added aflac, so we get cash! it's like our safety net... ♪ to help with the mortgage or whatever we need! so my family doesn

in this case, right-leaning blogger type decided herman cain is not our candidate.does better and is more refreshing talking about jobs. >> andrea: he does get offmessage. he should stick to jobs and the economy. this is his strength. >> greg: with obama, you have the world wary grand father and the boring cousin. who is the academic. it would be a beautiful debate. >> eric: hang in there, guys. go to michele bachmann. a lot of discussion on her fundraising ability. dana, talk to us about what is going on in the bachmann campaign? >> dana: an article today said she did well in the last two weeks and she has. a lot of the donors are small. average donation is $48. she transferred the money from her campaign and i know bob has an opinion on that. a good one. i would say that again, as a republican seek to strip away who is going to be the candidate they want, one of the things that a person i know, good friend of mine john theory, long-time republican consultant quoted in the "washington times" article and tweeted this morning that bachmann won't be able to raise mone

let me play to you what herman cain had to say sunday morning in an interview on fox. okay. am told we don't have it just yet, mark, but the bottom line is that herman cain has gained traction and popularity while on the campaign trail, and he has on several occasions discussed muslims and mosques and here is the latest we have here on fox, his comments. >> don't americans have a right of whatever religion under the constitution that you speak so much about to free speech and freedom to worship? >> to the people in murphreesboro, it is hallowed ground. they are objecting to the intentions of trying to get shariah law. >> so you are saying any community that wants to ban a mosk? >> yes, they have a right to do that. >> and he was asked about who might want to ban african-americans from areas and the civil rights history that he has experienced, and he said it was different. is that going to hurt herman cain, because he is not a but . >> and he said something similar in the new hampshire debates. you are right, there is a problem here, and there is a certain segment of the rep

presidential hopeful herman cain continues to shows ignorance of the u.s. constitution and his prejudice toward muslims his latest notch in his wall of shame caught a call to ban all construction of u.s. mosques or republicans plan to quench the twenty twelve see this type of bigotry and being fair or honest has never been a concern of the republican party tonight a daily take on what the last five republican presidents united states all have in common here's a hint illegitimacy. of the republican race to the bottom is heating up in an interview with fox news sunday herman cain ripped apart the constitution and argued that any american community has the right to ban the construction of mosques and was alluding to the controversy in murfreesboro tennessee plans to build an islamic center have been put on hold by vandals and right wing lawmakers in the community and offended his position with this piece of impeccable logic take a look. couldn't any community then say we don't want to a mosque in our community they could say that chris let's go back to the fun

the republican race to the bottom is heating up in an interview with fox news sunday herman cain ripped apart the constitution and argued that any american community has the right to ban the construction of mosques cain was alluding to the controversy in murphysboro going to see their plans to build an islamic center had been put on hold by bandos and right wing lawmakers in the community can defend his position with this piece of impeccable logic. any community then say we don't want to a mosque in our community they could say that chris let's move back to the fundamental issue that the people cost base of the same but they objected to be objecting to the fact that. is both a religion and set of laws to real law that's the difference between any one of our other traditional religions which is just about religious purpose and the people in the community know best and i hope in the south the people in the community so you're saying any community if they want to ban a mosque yes they have the right to do that. islam is the only religion with a set of laws has he ever heard of the ten comm

i spoke with the herman cain campaign. they said it was not three, it was two. that she was not a state director, she was a field director. and that these two people weren't a good fit for the cain campaign. they are denying any notion that this spells trouble, that there's any kind of implosion within the cain campaign. but these staffers are telling us, they're telling us that they left the campaign because they believe that herman cain was not willing to commit the resources committed. he had two other people leave recently. and this is a refrain that a few other campaign people in the cain campaign said. >> shannon travis, thanks so much. >>> the second big royal wedding of the year happening right now in monaco. take a look right now. this is the religious ceremony of grace kelly's son, prince albert, getting married to long-time girlfriend, olympic swimmer, charlene wittstock. yesterday they had the civil ceremony. right now, the religious ceremony. i'll tell you listen many for a moment. shot of the bride there. and clearly, you can see just how filled thi

worldwide it was the second largest religion it's the fastest growing religion in the world so how can herman cain say that allowing somebody to practice islam is an infringement and an abuse of his freedom of religion thank you for little bit confused here but should we really be surprised about cain's latest offensive remark about as long he has made some off the wall comments about muslims before he's made them several times in the last few months actually so just this week in iowa and in progress asked cain about a comment he made about muslims serving in his cabinet if he were to be elected president and you said you couldn't leave the city and you're going to be exclusive to you because that was the stick with it i mean right out. of my street let's move over now because. look at your was ok i'll go to church probably the church members are just going to be retired from work with my kids. it kind of sounds like cain is trying to rewrite history here take a look at an interview also with think progress from may when cain was asked if he would allow his cabinet or point as a judge. you just wa

dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like allstate. >>> gop presidential candidate herman cain keepsating against muslims. he is kused to singing a tune about compassion. that's our con job of the day. yesterday, cain claimed that americans should have the right to pan mosques in their community. this isn't the first -- >> you are saying any community if they want to ban a mosque? >> yes, they have the right to do that. >> are you willing to restrict people because of their religion. >> i'm willing to take a harder look at people that might be terrorists. that's what i'm saying. i'm simply saying, i owe it to the american people to be cautious because of people try to kill us. >> cain's gone off the deep end. he said he wouldn't appoint muslims to his administration. >> would you be comfortable appointing a muslim to your cabinet or as a federal judge? >> no. i will not. this attempt to gradually ease shareal law and the muslim faith into our government, it does not belong in our government. >> cain wasn't always so mean-spirited. turned out that 15 years ago mr. cain recorded a gosp

did you get herman cain because he was already giving away i don't yes i didn't any of the c.e.o. of godfather's pizza i shouldn't have been busy overseeing his business is i well but he also thinks that you know god chose him to run for president and so he had to give a little thing there's a whole thing about jesus delivering to him so maybe that's how you need to connecting with people you know well and i'm going to give you some truth here nice voice right now i thought that's really nice voice i wasn't sure about the bass line and they had this kind of old ninety's midi track set out that was really working got a good voice and his staff actually went out of their way today to tell me we didn't put this out there ok this is some fans of herman cain to get it out of love but we didn't put this on live as much as we enjoy hearing him saying so this is from about fifteen years ago this isn't just dropped the starts playing this it is campaign speeches i hope we just start hearing that herman cain gospel album somewhere in the background i mean it's better than some of the other

so what is your stance herman cain please make up your mind now if you just google herman cain the word muslim believe me you'll read a quote after quote about his views on islam and how he's so scared that sharia law is here in the u.s. never mind the fact that he's never seen a case of sharia law being dragged as here but gave his g.o.p. buddy the love to fearmonger and scare white folks of islamophobia because that seems to be a winning ticket with their voters every time and also when herman cain tonight strolls i'm bored. now we often talk about the bloated defense budget on this show the massive amounts of wasted money being thrown to projects with no sense of logic contracts the run over budget over time end up taking decades to complete and costing you the taxpayer millions if not billions of dollars so today let's get into a few specifics the jail t.v. is the vehicle that's currently being built by partnership of all your usual defense contractors to replace the hummer and the purchase price for each vehicle with our without armor already quitman just the chassis is three hundr

we'll sit down with candidate herman cain as we continue our series 2012, one on one. and for all of the talk about possible default on august 2, the real focus may be election day 2012. we'll ask our sunday group which party is gaining the upper hand with voters next year. all right now on "fox news sunday." thehello again from fox news in washington. with just 16 days to go 2348 our country reaches the debt limit and with threats from rating agencies to downgrade the nation's credit, what deal is still possible? here to discuss the options are two keys house leaders. jim jordan and chris van hollen. congressmen, welcome back to "fox news sunday." >> good to be with you. >> chris: this week the house about vote on something called cut, cap and balance. let's outline what it would do. cut the deficit $111 billion next year. you would cap spending under 20% of gdp in. it is now 24%. >> and you would raise the debt ceiling only after congress passes a balanced budget amendment. congressman jordan you are big sponsor of this. president obama says that it would cut medicar

herman cain. rick santorum. recently, rick perry. although he is not on the ballot, there is an effort to get right-in votes for him -- write-in votes for him. again, the straw poll is not the caucus. i expect it will be an open and fluid situation, and obviously, people will do better than expectations. could give them a real boost for the iowa caucuses and the subsequent primaries and caucuses in other states. >> can you give us a sense about the history of the straw poll in? do you think that in recent years, its impact on the race at large has been diminished? >> actually, i think it has grown in its influence. more people participate, and it has been a nice fund-raiser for the republican party in the state of iowa. yet, i think we need to look at it realistically. this is not a scientific survey. it is an early test of organization. it is sometimes not who wins it but who exceeds expectations. last time, a lot of people thought that then senator brownback, who is now the governor of kansas, would do well, actually, what happened

herman cain attacked president obama on job creation. ce of of godfather's pizza outlined his own economic plan calling for a job for every home. eleanor cliff is a contributing editor for "newsweek" and "the daily beast." cane got huge applause to the comments what kind of damage can a pop lift rhetoric on taxes and jobs creation do to obama. >> herman cain, a fringe candidate, his attack does have merit. the president's policies to the general public seem to have benefited wall street while main street is suffering and the speculation that the secretary of the treasury, tim geithner, may be leaving after debt ceiling deal is reached, i think that's probably good news for the president because he can put someone else in there, not necessarily who is able to change the picture on job creation but who will send a different signal to the public, this is a president who is fighting for average people. and i think at this point, the larger economic forces are really difficult to change but the president can do symbolic things, like focusing

herman cain is back at it again. now he jumped on mormons.on doing this thing about the muslims then he is mormon. next thing he is going to do and jump on the dalai lama. >> dana: it was like a "seinfeld" episode. not that there is anything wrong with that. >> bob: speaking not wrong or right with it, e-mail us comments at "the five." we love to hear it. thefive@foxnews.com. we'll be right back. yeah, we'll be right back. we really will. ♪ ♪ also get a free flight. you know that comes with a private island. really? no. it comes with a hat. you see, airline credit cards promise flights for 25,00miles, but... [ man ] there's never any seats for ,000 miles. frustrating, isn't it? but that won't happen with the capital one venture card. you can book any airline anytime. hey, i just said that. after all, isn't traveling hard enough? ow. [ male announcer ] to get the flights you want, sign up for a venture card at capitalone.com. what's in your wallet? uh, it's okay. i've played a pilot before. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dana: good to know that bob becket likes the

we are live with the likes of herman cain, ron paul, president obama's trusted economic adviser, art laffer, and too many to list and i could be changes out of outfits, ladies, that is all i will say, so if you want to be hot outside if this ex-cruciatessing heat or do you want to want me? got do tune in tomorrow for or special "budget brawl, take it to the limit." >>governor huckabee: what channel are those women on? >>neil: why want you back on this show. two of three americans want you out incumbents, a wake-up call for washington next. [ male announcer ] this...is the network -- a network of possibilities. in here, the planned combination of at&t and t-mobile would deliver our next generation mobile broadband experience to 55 million more amecans, many in small towns and rural communities, giving them a new choice. we'll deliver better service, with thousands of new cell sites... f greater access to all the things you want, whenever you want them. it's the at&t network... and what's possible in here is almost impossible to say. >>neil: there is a new poll that says 63 percent of