let's start with presidential candidate herrmann cain, a businessman with a colorful personality andaffairs. >> when they asked me who the president of uzbeki beckistan stan, i don't know do you know. >> and trying to get collected i will speaking gibberish. >> in fact, if not for herrmann cain, black men wouldn't be able to get on tv today wearing a cowboy hat while talking out the side of thaifer face. >> get a pitchfork and torch time in america. >> let's turn our attention to congressman robert smalls, a civil war hero who escaped slavery by stealing a confederate ship. some say that quawl him as being ksh-- qualified him as being off the chain. moving on. turn our attention to alan keyes, another republican and legendary politician. keyes ran for national office in 1988, 92y, '96, 2,000, 2004 and 2008. all he do is louis. >> like-- is lose, the brother had determine nation. i would be erm bar rased if i lost six national elections. i'm embarrassed just walking through joann fabric, i go at night. and finally no discussion on black politicians would be complete without marion bar