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lu ann cahn live at the hershey lodge. does each candidate have to do to accomplish what they want to do? >> just a little while ago i was talking to former governor ed rendell and he says uóm wolf has to do two things, one he has to show that he is completely knowledgeable about government, because he is a businessman and two, he has to stay the same likable guy that people have seen in the ads and that has put him so far ahead in the polls. now, governor corbett has a very strong support here in hershey tonight. but many political observers say, you know, he's got to show he's in command and he will have to land some punches tonight. >> one more year! >> i think that's an opportunity for corbett to take the offense to tom wolf. he's really been on defense about certainly the number one issue in the campaign being education. he needs to go on offense and make this a referendum about the challenger tom wolf rather than the incumbent himself, tom corbett. >> they will debate before a live audience. members of the pennsylvan

hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. >> jon: welcome back. for the past several years this country's unemployment forecast has been cloudy with chance of sucks storms, so it gives me really great pleasure to finally report good news on the jobs front. >> former house majority leader eric cantor has a new job. >> jon: hooray! good for him. good for him. you know, when he lost his seat to a primary opponent in june, cantor could have stopped collecting his government checks and just lazed around collecting government checks. who could have blamed him? especially after his opponent, david brat, spent the whole campaign beating cantor up for corporate cronyismy. >> big business is in bed with big government. >> you may be against big business in bed with big government, but i guarantee there's a porn magazine devoted to, that i would think. well, you know what, screw you and your hurtful slander. can'tor's moving on the better things. so what's this new job? washington think-tank, gentleman's farmer, perhaps it will go eupon mouse and become a ca

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tonight's debate being help at the hershey lodge in hershey. lu ann cahn will be in the audience.t can we expect from the candidates? >> reporter: first i should tell you, we have welcoming committees for both of the candidates here at the hershey lodge. i have talked to a number of political pundits all say basically the same thing, that tom wolf has to make sure he makes no mistakes inç this debe tonight and governor tom corbett is so far behind in the polls he has to be very aggressive. tom wolf will be coming here from the pennsylvania press club luncheon in harrisburg where he defended his plan to raise income taxes and talk about the need to do something about the pathetic voter turnout. earlier today, governor corbett was at a press conference in pike county where the manhunt continues for the state trooper killer. when he gets here to hershey, for this debate, one thing he does have going for him is a friendly audience. the pennsylvania chamber of commerce and industry is hosting the debate and many of the members are republican supporters. political pundit and observer,

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hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody! applause) >> stephen: my guest tonight has made a new album with his son on drums. man, that's a hell of a family chore wheel. please welcome jeff and spencer tweedy! (cheers and applause) ♪ hey, spencer! nice to meet you! jeff, good to see you again. gentlemen, thank you so much for giving us a monochromatic piece. the two of you have formed a new group called tweedy, the first album, "sukierae." >> yes. >> stephen: comes out tomorrow. spencer, is it hard growing up with a dad who is a musician, did you ever turn to him and say, please, just khakis and a tie once? >> no, i've always dug it. >> stephen: dig it. dig it, dad. >> i have a lot of fun. in kindergarten, i had a good time telling all the kids my dad was a rock star, and nowadays i'm a little more low key about it. >> stephen: did they believe you? >> yeah. it really started happening when i would go to school and kids would come up and say, my parents really like your daddy's music. and once, like, on the playground, other k

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