. - now, i'm seeing nothing that's not entirely hetero. so hold it, and...ll does that happen? - i know. it's weird, right? - yes. it's like straight, straight, straight, straight, straight-- hello, judy. - so india... [chuckles] what's that like? - well, it's hot, chaotic, overcrowded, squalid. - at least you have great indian food. - yes, but we just call it food. - [chuckles] that's great. good sense of humor too. that doesn't help me. - so tell me, russell, why have you never married? - what? - well, timmy tells me you enjoy the company of women, but only on a short-term basis. - so you think i'm a total sleaze? - absolutely not. i would never judge you. - ah, of course you wouldn't. i guess i'm just never meant to settle down. - well, as it's been said, love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. there are so many choices. hey, would you like to split two sandwiches and each have half? - oh, forever and ever i would. or soup, you know. everything's good here. - [laughs] - mr. rhodes, i really must go. - timmy-- timmy, please,