by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: heyyou very, very much. welcome! you guys feeling good?! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. that's new york city for you, right there. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. microsoft founder bill gates -- did you hear about bill gates? he's in a little trouble today. apparently people in south korea are mad at him for giving a one-handed handshake to the country's president, which over there is a sign of disrespect. and in hindsight, the hand buzzer wasn't a great choice either. [ light laughter ] i thought it is a little funny, but, no. south koreans are really, really upset about this, but gates says it's just a miscommunication. while americans say it's payback for "gangnam style." [ imitating psy ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm a gentleman i'm a gentleman oppan gangnam style ♪ ♪ i'm a gentleman i like to shake your hand shake two hands ♪ ♪ now shake four hands here's some news out of washington. it turn

i'm like, "hey, jimmy, still here, yup." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he waves. in. i'm like, "hey, what's up buddy? how's it going?" >> i had a blast this week, man. >> jimmy: we had the -- mean, so many fun things. >> we took it to camp. >> jimmy: we went to camp. >> both: we had michael mcdonald. >> jimmy: that was -- i mean, how long have we been wanting to do michael mcdonald? >> we've been trying to do a michael mcdonald sketch forever. >> jimmy: like three years. >> and we finally got the real legend to show up. [ as mcdonald ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we got to do that. we got -- [ as mcdonald ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i want michael mcdonald to sing everything. >> jimmy: yeah. he should sing "happy birthday." [ as mcdonald ] ♪ happy birthday to you oh it's your birthday ♪ >> jimmy: i told michael at one point -- i go -- ♪ ♪ blow out your candles and blow out your candles make a wish ♪ ♪ but don't tell anybody then it won't come true ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, sorry. >> what else did we do? what else did we do? >> jimmy: we

>> upper west side. >> jimmy: hey, cool. [ laughter ] rich guy. hey, now, look. time for a quick word from albert einstein. >> theory of relativity, bitch! >> jimmy: all right, that was the real albert einstein. [ car horn ] you know what that sound means. you get to take two, which means you get to talk about to topics for a chance to earn double points. this -- [ stumbling over words ] [ laughter ] you ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: your topics are basketball and dustin hoffman. i'm going to help you out. here's a quick list of things you can say about basketball and dustin hoffman. all right, ready? [ laughter ] begin! >> "taxi driver," "raging bill," "analyze this," "analyze that." beer, basketball, david stern, kobe bryant. detroit pistons, new york knicks. >> jimmy: oh, that was good. very, very good. brain master, how many points did he earn? ooh. [ laughter ] ooh. 253. that's just one point less than contestant number one. now, brain master, i have to ask you -- have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror? ♪ would you like to right now? >> i guess so.

it's number one in america. >> jimmy: hey, pal. d then like two number one movies. >> i know, usually i only get number one for cheese eating. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but that's no. >> and now i'm number one for movies as well. >> jimmy: cheese eating. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i know those contests. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. absolutely. >> i'm very addicted to hard cheeses. >> jimmy: are you really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the only kind of cheeses i can eat if there is an option. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't do the soft cheeses. >> no. i don't do the goat ones. i just think of the goat screaming, going, aah! when the cheese is getting out of it. have you seen those goats videos? [ goat noise ] >> jimmy: yean, but they don't scream like that. they scream like humans. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's why i don't -- >> and how does cheese come out of them? [ laughter ] yeah. could look into that. oh, i see. [ laughter ] i thought that's where other liquid comes out of. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what, i don't know

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: taran. >> hey, buddy! >> jimmy: man, you're just killing it out there on "saturday night live." >> thank you. that's very kind of you. >> jimmy: how's everybody doing? how's the cast? >> excellent, excellent. >> jimmy: the writer's doing well? >> coming back from a long break. >> jimmy: you are. you have melissa mccarthy and you have phoenix. >> exactly. yeah. killer show. killer show. >> jimmy: do you have a lot of roles maybe in this week? >> oh, man, i own it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> well, you never know. you know, i have an okay show. >> jimmy: you do? >> i have an okay dress. >> jimmy: isn't that interesting. >> you know them. >> jimmy: 'cause customers go, because it is a live show, and things get cut. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i remember going in and like people will definitely make it, and then "saturday night live" come in and you cut. and you're not in the show at all. >> i find if i'm more certain about something, that's like cursing it. >> jimmy: yes. you just say, oh, i might not even been -- i'

>> kelly and i'm from manhattan. >> jimmy: hey, welcome, kelly. ♪ and? what i'm talking about. ♪ welcome, you guys. all right. we're gonna play pictionary. here's how it works, you pick a clue, announce if it's an action, object, person or phrase. then start drawing. okay? put 30 seconds on the clock. for turn, melissa and i will each go once sketching to our teammates with one point for a correct guess. then we'll have a showdown as the third and final round. the partners will be drawing -- who cares. [ laughter ] let's just play the game. all right. ready. here we go. melissa, you go first. >> all right. i'm ready. >> jimmy: come on, buddy, let's just psych them out. good luck, kelly. [ laughter ] >> it's an object! >> okay. >> oh, is the timer going, was it? >> jimmy: no, not yet. timer, now! peacock? >> yes. >> flower? are you -- >> jimmy: no. >> what? what is that? >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did that? is that it? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, i was trying to distract you. >> oh, my god. [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i was like, "okay." >> j

hey! >> jimmy: good tv. >> steve: good tv. >> jimmy: pro -- a recycling plant can store millions of bottlescan hoda and kathie lee's wine fridge. [ laughter ] they do enjoy their wine. >> steve: they do. and it's all organic. >> jimmy: they're good, yep. pro -- earth day falls two days after 4/20. [ cheers ] con -- you can go green right after going green. there you go. that's very convenient. very convenient. >> steve: very convenient. >> jimmy: pro -- nbc will post energy-saving tips on twitter using the hashtag, "one small act." con -- if that doesn't trend, they'll switch to "signs mother earth be a skank." [ laughter ] that's something that probably would trend. >> steve: yeah, that would trend. >> jimmy: be a skank. >> steve: be a skank. one small act. >> jimmy: pro -- donald trump's board room is now 100% green. con -- his hair is now 100% hemp. [ laughter ] i didn't know what it was. >> steve: that's true. hemp is green. >> jimmy: i didn't know what it was. that's the material. pro -- once you go green, you never go back. con -- that was shrek's pickup line in college. [ laughter ]

. >> jimmy: usually it is him that gets the name of the girl wrong. in a way it's refreshing. >>> hey, you know, starting a new job can be a difficult thing. but this was an especially bad first day of work. this comes from the local nbc affiliate. yesterday it was a.j.'s first day on the air. and unfortunately things went bad starting about one second into the broadcast. >> your news leader in high-definition. >> [ bleep ]. >> i'm -- >> you may have seen -- a.j. on -- nbc north dakota news and he will be joining the weekend news team as my coan core. >> i graduates from west virginia university and i'm used to being from the east coast. >> welcome aboard, a.j. >> a fatal atv crash -- >> and by the way, a.j. was fired today. he is a gifted broadcaster. >>> congratulations are in order for kim kardashian and kris humphries. their divorce should be final on june 19th. they were married in 2011 and filed for divorce 72 days later. they say the trouble began when kim asked kris if the jeans made her butt look big and he said no. the divorce will divide the couple's assets. kim gets the ca

sorry i had too this to you, buddy. >> hey. >> jimmy: i apologize. go for it, man. around. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let him have his way and get it over with. let's go! 20 seconds left. ♪ >> don't struggle. don't struggle. just relax and enjoy the spoon, my friend. >> this is terrible. >> this is perfect, man. just relax, my friend. are you on spring break? >> no, last week. >> last week. you get some action? >> hell, yeah. >> you did? >> from a girl, though. >> from a girl? >> jimmy: you did it! you did it! congratulations! [ ding ding ding ] ♪ time's up. you completed the "dude spoon," which mean you won 15 points. which means you are the winner! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] as our big winner, you'll be receiving a check for $100. congratulations to you, buddy. guys, come on over. you want to bring egghead over here, too. congratulations, my friend. sorry, guys, you didn't win. but you were good sports, so you will also be getting $100. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] since it is merch madness here on "late night," you'll each be taking home these official "late night with j

ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico?jimmy: happier than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. previously on "castle"... tell me what i don't know about my mom's murder, detective raglan. 19 years ago, i... i made a bad mistake, and that started the dominos falling, and one of 'em was your mom. (gunshot) (woman screams) you woke the dragon, and this so much bigger than you realize. we gotta find that shooter. (ryan) our shooter is hal lockwood. (lockwood) i need to know exactly what you know about me and my employer. (grunts) (both grunt) i will be back here week after week to ask you who hired you. hey, guys, i could use a hand.

ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico?immy: happier than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >>> well, we have the latest from the boston marathon. three people, including an 8- year-old boy, have been killed. more than 130 injured. the two explosions took place about 100 yards apart near the finish line. the fbi has now taken over the investigation. so far, no arrests have been made and no person or group has taken responsibility for the attack. president obama is vowing that those responsible will feel the full weight of justice. >> and of course, our coverage on the tragedy in boston will continue in just a moment. first let's check in with bob to get a check of the weather. bo ? >> temperatures are pretty close to where we should be this time of the year. we've had a lot of clouds. 55 now. we got into the low 60s this afternoon. slightly below average. the humidity is up a little bit. east winds at 6. the barometer has been

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>> i'm naomi makoski and i'm from new jersey. >> jimmy: hey, welcome. ♪ [ applause ] >> i'm andrew jarrettsey, welcome, buddy! ♪ [ applause ] thank you for being here. thank you for being at our show. we're going to play catchphrase. here's how it works. julianna will start the game by pressing the start button on this buzzer, okay? and then you draw a clue from the top of the pile. you've got your teammates to guess the correct clue as quickly as possible and hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. you can be physical, you can say anything, but you can't say any word in the actual clue. and if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. first team -- to win two rounds wins the whole thing. i don't know what the prize is, like a t-shirt? turtle wax and a t-shirt. >> excellent. can't wait to win. >> jimmy: all right. margulies, you're first, pal. >> i'm so nervous. >> jimmy: press start and draw your clue. >> where do we all go? >> jimmy: i go here and you go here. >> i press start first or draw the clue and then press start? >> jimmy: start first. >> it'

with ken jeong. >> hey, jimmy kimmel here. what happened to the band? >> relax, jimbo. eed right here. >> jimmy: i don't understand. you're a terrible singer and you don't play any instruments. >> that's why i got the play board. it tapes all the music on earth. >> jimmy: if you're the new band, who is going to do your job? >> him. he can do what i can do. >> jimmy: he can? >> i can do everything that he can do. you so funny, mr. jimmy kimmel. you're the funniest guy in the world. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> you are handsome, too. and very smart and everybody loves you. >> jimmy: i think i like this new gulliermo better than you. >> i'm a lot skinnier, too. he's too fat. >> shut up, you're fat, too. look how fat he is. >> look how fat he is. >> jimmy: he is fat. who's that? that there's the guy who gets his salsa from new york city. new york city?! [ male announcer ] only pace has that big, bold kick. anything else just ain't right. pace. grab the southwest by the bottle. i need a new recruit! dawn? you won't last. [ female announcer ] a drop of dawn has active sud

>> jimmy: hey, angarano! what are you doing over there? ou're a brooklyn -- >> i was born in brooklyn. raised in staten island. >> jimmy: that's what we're talking about. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: and you're a cool guy. >> you, too, though, right? >> jimmy: i was born in brooklyn as well, yeah, but i was raised upstate in saugerties, new york, in a facility. [ laughter ] >> spent a month there? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. i -- i got to be honest. we've never met, but i -- >> i know. >> jimmy: -- i feel like i know your face so well because we were in "almost famous" together. >> i know. >> jimmy: and you were fantastic in that movie. >> so were you. it's my -- >> jimmy: no, no. >> it's one of the best things about that movie is that you can turn it on during any scene and it's a great scene. >> jimmy: it's a great -- >> and your scene in that movie is one of my favorite scenes. "you got to take what you can, when you can, while you can. you've got to do it now." >> jimmy: "you've got to do it now." that's very good! th

ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico?l revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. ♪ >>> 1,000? >> 1,000. >> done. now, this is breakfast. >> nearly 19 hours into our ten-hour trip in the night express to bagan lurches and bounces onward over old and poorly maintained track. >> fly back to new york for breakfast. >> i had time. >> what's yours? >> arrowroot. >> potato. >> how do you make good -- look at this, a bouquet of fish. >> indeed. >> this is the plain of bagan. >> out the window, the modern world seems to fade away, then disappear all together, like the last century never happened, or even the century before that. we're traveling across the largest mainland nation in southeast asia. but it should be pointed out that we are still within the confines of the tourist triangle. areas permissible for travel. whole sectors of this country, much of it in fact, are off-limits. simply put, there is -- going on that they do not want you to see

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ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? e. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. ♪ we'll get together tonight ♪ we'll get together >> andrea: so was it an april fool's joke? nbc late night host teamed up in a hilarious skit making light of their rivalry to the tune of west side story. check it out ♪ tonight, tonight ♪ ♪ why do they say ♪ you like me we're okay ♪ tonight, tonight ♪ who cares tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ >> andrea: so, dana, if you are jay leno and it's rumored that jimmy is going to replace you and tension with nbc executives, would you participant in something like this? do you think it's stupid for him to do? >> dana: i think so of us all take their rifts way more seriously than we do. i don't watch the late night shows. i think it was interesting that jay got the last note. >> my senior project was on the history of late night television. >> you are a morning show host. >> brian: and jay leno has a 3.5 letterman has 3.0. >> and fallon is win by 1 percentage p

ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico?r than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >> one issue was board of security do you think they will ever agree to immigration reform. the future is. >> his only future is to stick to his guns and move towards the more equitable immigration. this is not scientific. but the national review runs polls every day. as his career on. 35% support. 65%. national review online is the conservative state. >> he is no doubt walking a tight rope. i think roger is 100% right. a regional congressional party dominated mostly in the south. or whether it is the opportunity to win the white house and truly be a national party. >> we will never have -- homeland security, we will never have a perfect count of border security. we won't have that. if that becomes a condition for any kind of legalization, it will never work. >> i think the compromise will have some very strong border security measures that will hav

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." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just attitude so hey. t's what jash stands for. >> jimmy: that's what jash stands for. >> you're in the secret club. >> jimmy: and it's comedy content controlled by you comedians, by the comedians. which is great. >> yeah, we have total autonomy. it's just like -- it's not like we have all the money in the world, but if you wake up and have an idea, you can shoot it the next week. and there's always like enough to make it work and it's going to be -- you know, really, keep checking back, there's stuff on there now, but we're just building it and building it. >> jimmy: yeah, it's fun. >> it's so fun. >> jimmy: get there on the ground floor. i want to show a clip of this. this is called -- it's a clip, this is one of your -- one of your videos. it's called "sarah silverman is not, not a racist." >> and that's my sister, laura silverman in it. >> jimmy: and you and laura. jash.com. look at this. [ car horn ] >> that's something for kyle. >> is that how you say his name? >> i don't know. >> oh, my god, sarah, d

ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? jimmy: happier than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >>> there was nothing nervous about him that last day in memphis. >> i'm not worried about anything! i'm not fearing any man! >> kapow! >> he probably never even heard the shot. >> this is the rifle that has the fingerprints of james earl ray on it. >> everyone wanted a guilty plea except me. >> in terms of whether something is true or not, because james earl ray said it, i would say it's a pure toss-up. >> when a police team stopped for a rest break at this firehouse, patrolman gene douglas was left in a car outside to monitor the radio. >> i heard a noise, like a shot, well, it was more like a rifle. that's when everybody inside the firehouse started running out saying "king's been shot, king's been shot." >> douglas reached for his radio mike. >> we have information king has been shot at the lorraine. >> captain ray raced out of pol

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>> jimmy: yes. >> hey, questlove. i love the roots. and what is your charity? >> the sue duncan children's center in chicago. it's michael clarke duncan's charity, and i was playing for some amazing kids on the south side of chicago. >> jimmy: aw, that's very nice that you do that. >> yes. and i raised $40,000 for them by winning my project. >> jimmy: not too shabby. very good. [ cheers and applause ] not too shabby. >> not at all. >> jimmy: it was very nice of you to do that. now, let's talk about the other omarosa. because -- and tell me if i'm wrong, but i think -- because i -- i think you're a nice person. >> oh. >> jimmy: i don't think that you're mean. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now, i could be wrong. [ laughter ] are you mean? >> no, that's not what you said in the last couple of weeks. i've watched every episode that you've had the fired contestants on. [ laughter ] and you weren't saying that. you were saying, "when is she going to go? why don't you guys fire her? why don't you bring her back in the board room? i don't like omaros

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ronny: hey jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico?: happier than paul revere with a cell phone. ronny: why not? anncr: get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. ♪ melissa: he really personifies activists shareholder, but karel icons and now seems to be my way or the highway. listen to these stats the "wall street journal" put together. he is paid 68 flights in the past 10 years, 11 last year, three already in 2013. so we're wondering is he a hero to shareholders were suggested in the power of money to move the market for his own profit? joining me now mark stephen, the ceo of msc o..com. and writing about him for the "wall street journal," two of the best guys to possibly talk about this. i always wondered this because he is in there and doea lot of good for shareholders, at the same time he makes money, a lot of it is about ego. >> he could not care less about anybody else but carl. it does not mean the shareholders are not benefiting from what he does. i always said the carl doesn't like anybody.

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