heya, slugger... (scoffs) well, we wouldn't have to, if you'd given it back like a gentleman. it was a gift! what kind of person asks for a gift back? someone whose tush is full of splinters! meanwhile, we haven't found it. although, we found a lot of weird stuff in that hole in the wall. you did? (chuckles nervously) yeah, that stuff's jorge's! oh, thank goodness. mmm-hmm. we even checked jorge's dirty laundry. i can never unsmell that. but i hid it in his laundry. it has to be there. it's not here! well, if we didn't find it, and you didn't move it, then who has it? all: hazel! duke! sorry, i just can't get him out of my mind. i'm gonna get that stick! no way! lou: get him! (shrieking) hey! get off my man! i don't want him. you can have him. whoa, whoa, whoa. don't just give him away. trade him for the spirit stick! if i had the stick, i wouldn't keep it a secret. i'd be waving it in front of your face going, "nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah." wow, i thought she was annoying before the "nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah." well, if none of us has the stick, then we better figure out where it is,

(grunts) heya, peck. want some help? no thanks, toby. i'll wash her myself on account of i'm the deputy and clementine's my mule. well, toby, i could use your help. you got it, sheriff! (neighs) (grunts) bath time, clementine. clementine! (grunts) (braying) conflab it, girl. why you gotta be so stubborn? sure you don't need any help there, deputy?y? no, thanks, i can do it myself. now no kickin', clementine. (brays) goodirl! see? (brays) fine, then i'll start with your patoot. (braying) hold still, clementine. (continues braying) (yells) (grunts) looks like you're gettin' a bath, not clementine. (braying) ah, sparky's clean. let's go clean the jailhouse now, toby. (grunts) clementine! you get back here! clementine! fine, we'll take a break. but it was my idea! i'm like a beautiful flying dusting fairy. isn't this fun, boys? uh-huh. real fun. (both grunting) hoo-oe, lookin' good everybody! (all thanking) i brought nice cold milk for everyone! (indistinct shouting) (all slurprpg) callie: boy howdy! the dust storm made that sign more crooke