higgins. what does "p" stand for? >> parsable. >> jimmy: steven parsable higgins. ] now, a few things before we start. first, you can only break the pinatas using your karate kicks. you cannot use your hands and you cannot your body. also keep in mind, in the event of a tie, the audience will decide the winner based on kicking awesomeness. so it's very important that your kicks are awesome. any questions before we begin? sho nuff? >> no questions. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. contestant number one, you're up. go take your place and put on your blindfold once you get in there. let's get the fiesta ring spinning. [ cheers and applause ] let's get it moving. very, very good. you have 20 seconds on the clock. on your mark, get set, kick! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: time's up. time's up. -- take of your blind fold come back over here. come back over, buddy. well done. nice job. very good. you okay? you had a lot of rage in there. [ laughter ] okay, let's take a look at what you just did in slow motion. ♪ oh, look at that. oh! that was a nice kick there.

higgins, what is the loser getting tonight?immy fallon" beer-koozie sweatshirt. come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i guess everybody is a winner tonight. that is it for "cone collar derby." thanks to all of our contestants. we'll be right back with brooke shields, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ survival is all about staying power. so whose antiperspirant will make them the last man standing? put on the meat ponchos. [ whistles ] [ bear ] the degree adrenaline series responds to spikes in adrenaline with twice the sweat-blocking power, which is good because sweat is like tasty gravy to a hungry wolf. [ wolves snarling ] aah! looks dry to me! looks dry to me too, bear. [ bear ] try the long lasting degree adrenaline series. being photographers, images are really important to us, and so we'll try to take in as many movies as we can. and poynt is great for that. it automatically knows where you are. are you going to interrupt me right now? uh huh. go for it. and it will tell you what movies are playing around yo

higgins, what is the loser getting tonight?th jimmy fallon" beer-koozie sweatshirt. come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i guess everybody is a winner tonight. that is it for "cone collar derby." thanks to all of our contestants. we'll be right back with brooke shields, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i had a pretty good job, but it wasn't what i wanted to do, and i thought, i don't want to do this for the rest of my life i probably don't want to do it tomorrow. i told my dad, "i want to start a brewery." i told him, "i think you're crazy." i started sam adams with boston lager to make rich, flavorful beer. and he went and sold it one bottle at a time. no one had tried an american beer that had that kind of flavor. boston lager really was a groundswell. there's that saying, "do something you love "and you'll never work "a day in your life." i don't feel like i've worked for 24 years. unless it's also a scrub. lysol complete clean dual action wipes have 2 sides that go beyond ordinary wipes. you can feel the dif

thank you higgins. higgins, did you do anything special for valentine's day? >> you know what?hole family was around her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, a couple of things before we start, you guys. at no time can you touch the hat or the gloves. nor can anything touch them. basically, you'll have to whip your arms and head around as crazy as you can until everything flies off, okay? also, please keep in mind that in an event of a tie, the audience will decide the winner, based on your dancing skills, so bring it. everyone ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, contestant number one, go over there and get ready. audience, lets cheer them on. ready? [ cheers and applause ] set. dance. ♪ >> jimmy: come on! ♪ ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: man, come on over. come on over. [ audience aws ] come on over. that was close. that was close. it almost came off there. let's see what -- you had another 30 seconds. uh, let's do what we did there in slow motion. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ah, man good try. good try. higgins, how many points? whoa, four? oh. [ sad trombone ] he was confused. he was confused.

higgins, what's puppy chow all about?l have to lie down, lift up his shirt and have an entire can of wet dog food dumped on his stomach. [ audience groans ] then a bunch of cute, little puppies are gonna eat it all up! [ laughter ] and once they're done, he's won. five points that is. [ laughs ] jimmy! >> jimmy: all right. here's the deal, buddy. >> all right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you have to lay down here, pull up your shirt a little bit, put some dog food on your belly and some dogs will eat it off? >> we got it. >> jimmy: are you a dog lover? >> i am a dog lover. >> jimmy: you're going to love this game. [ light laughter ] get in here. get on in here. head goes over here. put your feet there. >> all right. >> jimmy: booner, why don't you get over here. this is our page, booner. >> hello! >> hi, booner. >> jimmy: shirt up. go for it. there you go. [ whistles and cheers ] >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great advertisement for chaps underwear, by the way. [ laughter ] "chaps boxers. next time you're

i went through -- i went to rome and did a movie, and then i saw higgins in rome when i was there.? >> steve: that's how i play it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. i don't know what that means. "that's how i play it." >> he handed me a briefcase, and he said, "hold onto this," and he ran away. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you came back and had another audition. >> yeah, and then i came back in. >> jimmy: you changed it up? >> yeah, i had two days to rewrite everything that i had practiced for my entire life. >> jimmy: scary. >> and -- yeah. and i came back in, and i auditioned, and lorne bought it. i was pretty happy about that. >> jimmy: you're doing great. i mean, gosh, thank god you got on. [ cheers and applause ] does great characters. i remember, i -- we saw your audition, cause me, higgins, and schumacher watched all the auditions. and we watched you and you did this character that was a waiter that had a very spicy pepper. >> yes. >> jimmy: for the food. and he kept screaming about the pepper. >> yeah, he does not like pepper at all. >> jimmy: how does he do it? >> it smel

nicholas higgins, reverend townsend, cheryl davis, julien davis, yvonne johnson miller, karen bishops, jeff komenski, edward purcheck, and then linda is with them. that is all i have. please come forward and go ahead and press the button. if you could stick your name -- there are others. two minutes to speak. hold on one second, mrs. davis. i also have a warrant foster, ken daschle, and eva cisneros. >> good evening. i doubt it has been said before. congratulations to commissioners mendoza, molpus -- maufas and murase. i am here about a student at galileo and in general about the 20 seniors who have been displaced with the amnesty program. i am concerned not just about the seniors,

thank you, higgins.gh it weirdly enough costs $20.11, so that's weird. [ light laughter ] let's get started. contestant number one, you are up. remember, you can sing however you want, just as long as you're singing and not talking, okay? your snooki song tonight is a charming ballad about female empowerment. it's called "i love my badonk." [ laughter ] there it is. here's your mic, right there. go ahead and take your spot over there. these are real words from the book from snooki's mouth. here we go. roots, when you're ready. ♪ >> come on. >> ♪ i love food i love drinking i love boys, and dancing until my feet swell ♪ >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i love my family and my friends and i love my body ♪ ♪ especially the ba -- donk ♪ ♪ i love my ba -- donk ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got a voice, buddy. sounds good. outrageous! contestant number 2, you're next. soyoe 'rnghe e auanotber tiful love ballad by snooki. this one's called, "nut shrinkage." [ laughter ] there's the cover. onc

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, higgins. gonna go first. all right, go take your place behind the door. i'll see you soon. how are you doing down there, buddy? >> okay. >> jimmy: chuck norris, everybody. chuck norris. [ cheers and applause ] all right. don't milk it, chuck. [ laughter ] you ready back there? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: here we go. let's get ready to "put it in reverse." on my mark, get set, act. ♪ come back in backwards, he's got the door closed. now, we're gonna bow. very good. now you're gonna loose -- you have to tighten your belt, there and take it off. very good, now throw it to me. oh. whoa. i'll throw this to you. very good. put that on. very nice. making sure it's nice and tight, now -- very good. and the crazy karate moves -- crazy ones. good one. kick -- high kick. yeah, no, that's a dance. [ laughter ] whoa, put your belt back on. put it back on. perfect. all right, good. now, go over. get ready to pull him up. yeah -- now, there you go, you pulled him up. good, now, 1, 2 -- hi-yah! -- this is good. bo

. >> my name is lidia higgins and my husband is steve higgins, the announcer for "the jimmy fallon show dale miles. i'm married to a.d. miles. he's the head writer. >> hi, my name is yvonne. my husband is the director of "late night with jimmy fallon." >> my name is renee biddle and my husband is owen biddle of legendary roots band. >> denise fallon and i do not always get along. [ fighting ] >> this woman is on my last nerve. >> okay? >>enough! >> enough. >> we are all getting along so well, but i knew that couldn't last. ♪ ♪ >> i'm the queen of "late night" and this is my castle. >> i've got a personality as big as my boobies. [ laughter ] >> some people call me sassy and some people call me classy. >> i'm about to show these ladies who the boss is. [ crying ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> we are back. >> hello. >> good morning, everybody. it's a new year, a new season, and the queen of "late night" is ready to have some fun. >> you can't get rid of us. we're like bedbugs with boobies and vaginas. [ laughter ] >> good morning. ding dong. >> get the hell out of here, please

. >> jimmy: right, higgins? >> steve: no. what would we say?hat they didn't want the negative pube-licity? [ laughter ] we would not say that! >> jimmy: thank you. we would never say that. >> steve: you know what else we would never say? >> jimmy: what? >> steve: that i once knew a fella who worked there, but he got sacked. [ laughter and ohs ] because -- >> jimmy: why did he get sacked? >> steve: because he was a nut. [ laughter ] i wouldn't say that. we wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: thank you higgins, we would never say that. >> steve: we're classier than that. >> jimmy: we would never stoop that low. we are very upper crest, a classy show. >> steve: class. >> jimmy: class all the way. >> steve: we have a butt load of class, this show. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] this show has a butt load of class. >> steve: i've often said that. >> jimmy: yep. >> steve: butt load. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, this is a goody, you guys. a high school student in illinois was arrested for bringing pot brownies to school. here's the worst part. he didn'

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with his size of gagne out to him is a very skilful and history man so player he play spontaneously higgins called those types of goals which encourage the team. the new world record holder for the hardest and first to slap shot. is the old hand of the russian team the other guard defender is sure the new players will give his team significant boost. and i think it will be an exciting game we have a great deal of new guys in the rows there who would like to take this chance and show what they've got it's great motivation for them. the team's latest faceoff took place in mid december when russia thrashed been one six two in the cho one cup and it bone and desperate looking for revenge what could be a better test for russia's young hopefuls progress more than here on r t. no robert kubica remains in a stable condition following his crash at the weekend the formula one up and comer was visited by lotus for entertainment which are liberal on tuesday the russian turning up at the sun took a one horse but on a to late to see how twenty four year old computer was holding up after undergoing surger

back in a moment. [ male announcer ] montgomery and abigail higgins had a tree that bore the most rare and magical fruit, which provided for their every financial need. [ thunder rumbling ] [ thunder crashing ] and then, in one blinding blink of an eye, their tree had given its last. but with their raymond james financial advisor, they had prepared for even the unthinkable. ♪ and they danced. see what a raymond james advisor can do for you. >>> since lead leaving microsoft in 2008, bill gates has become a full-time philanthropist, with his bill gates foundation. this week he released his annual letter to supporters, describing his plan to rid the planet of polio. last week at the world economic forum in davos, switzerland, i spoke to bill and melinda gates, about their work getting life-saving vaccines to people around the world. >> the thing we are so excited about is this decade of vaccines we announced last year at davos, we're seeing progress on that. but when you see it on the ground and see that instead of 15 to 20 years to get a vaccine out in the developed world, now it only ta

higgins, what will they be taking home?ing a t-shirt emblazoned with the name of the guy they failed to correctly identify. wear your shame, in style! jimmy? >> jimmy: enjoy your prizes. we'll be right back with january jones, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] naomi pryce: i am. i'm in the name your own price division. i find empty hotel rooms and help people save - >> - up to 60% off. i am familiar. your name? > naomi pryce. >> what other "negotiating" skills do you have? > i'm a fifth-degree black belt. >> as am i. > i'm fluent in 37 languages. >> (indistinct clicking) > and i'm a master of disguise >> as am i. > as am i. >> as am i. > as am i. >> well played naomi pryce. >> going to a job interview, i make sure i've got the right guidance. it's the same with my taxes. turbotax has a unique gps feature that guides me step-by-step. and calculations are guaranteed 100% accurate. they even offer audit support. and help me reach my maximum refund, guaranteed. >> man: try turbotax now.

higgins, what will they be taking home?ing a t-shirt emblazoned with the name of the guy they failed to correctly identify. wear your shame, in style! jimmy? >> jimmy: enjoy your prizes. we'll be right back with january jones, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ koch ] at samuel adams, we get inspiration for our seasonal beers from all over the world. [ cannon ] for our spring seasonal, we make samuel adams noble pilsner. it's our take on a classic bohemian pilsner. and we found the traditional heirloom malt. it's laid out and turned daily by hand. [ cannon ] it produces a lot more flavor. our twist with this beer is using all five noble hops. [ cannon ] four hops from bavaria and one from bohemia. we get a very bright hoppy note with a clean finish. -it's got a lot of flavor. -and refreshing. [ cannon ] it makes you look forward to the warmer days of spring, but samuel adams noble pils will be gone before you know it. try french's. mac and cheese need a boost ? french's helps that,

let's try it on higgins over there.l right? smile, dude. [ camera shutters ] perfect. [ laughter ] now let's drunkify it. [ camera shutters ] [ laughter ] >> steve: and it waits until 3:00 a.m. and then it posts it on your facebook page. >> jimmy: yep, and then it goes on facebook. absolutely. let's go back to the home screen here. this next one is interesting. it's called axl rose relaxation tapes. it's really good. finally, you can be lulled to sleep to the soothing sounds of guns n' roses front man axl rose. now, we've shown you this one before. they just came out with a bunch of new tracks for it. i'm very excited. i love me some axl rose. check out "bird song." what's that like? [ birds chirping ] ♪ whoa-oh, bird song chirpy-chirp, chirping bird bird song ♪ ♪ fall asleep to the sweet sound of a chirping bird take a nap ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's so soothing. >> steve: soothing. >> jimmy: this next one sounds a lot -- let's look at grandfather clock. ♪ ♪ a grandfather clock whoa-oh ♪ ♪ somebody could

higgins' wife. [ cheers and applause ] shenanigans. conundrums. it's time for "late night hashtags." let's go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. now, if you remember, last week, lady gaga arrived -- [ light laughter ] -- at the grammy's. lady gaga went to the grammy's and she was carried inside a giant egg. well, the oscars are coming up this sunday everyone is wondering who's going to make the splashiest entrance, if anyone is will do something as crazy as lady gaga. [ light laughter ] so yesterday, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "my gaga entrance" and asked you guys at home to tweet out how you would show up on the red carpet if you wanted to make a crazy, memorable entrance. we got thousands of tweets. they were coming in all night long. really great stuff. so now, i though i'd share some of our favorite "my gaga entrance" tweets from you guys. the first one is from @stacy -- stacybastien -- she says, "i'd ride inside koolaid man, and when he bu

colonel higgins, twa, finance life. and i can go on and on. i started realizing that what i used to think was a regional problem between the majority of muslims middle east trying to kill or expel the minority christians and jews had become a worldwide problem, but the world was not connecting the dots. when i came to the united states, i thought i left everything behind me. radicalism is left behind. december 11 changed everything for almost all of us in the united states in the world. the way we travel, the way we live. you can't turn on the television without hearing that some radical terrorist activity around the world. and so that's what drives me to do what i do. >> quickly, commute time in which her next project is? >> i'm working on another book and it's going to be discussing grassroots events around the world, not only in the united states, but how the internet gave power to the people to rise up and mobilize in their own government. we are witnessing a resolution around the world that the internet is empowering. i can tell you my or

. >> linda and byron higgins are carolyn's parents. >> they had principles and values which governedve by those values. >> their son's, drew and ryan, were told next. ryan was 12 at the time, drew 14. the news left them speechless. >> can't believe that was happening to us. >> it was all just a big shock i guess. it looked like they were in shock, too. >> and even in their state of shock, both brothers realized how proud they were of their parents. >> they were really amazing people and i'm glad that they're my parents. >> at what point did you tell family members? >> i could afford to wait, and i waited. >> because you're not the one who is pregnant? >> no, nobody knew. >> shannon and paul waited until june, five months into the pregnancy. by that time they learned they were having a boy and dna tests left no doubt, this was their child. initial reaction from your family? >> they were excited. they were shocked. >> and at that same time, even in the midst of all they were going through, carolyn and sean still hadn't given up on having their own child. so they came up with a plan. on

there are two open source projects in the space, the higgins project in project menu.nd in the u.k., there's a company called my back, so it's not a for-profit and it not a nonprofit either. they have lunch the community pilot where they are helping constituents share information with government. [inaudible] >> it is spelled with the p. here's a pen and i will fix it. you can't do that on powerpoint are sorry. so what these neo-data set for new opportunities, new opportunities emerge for media and advertising that individuals individuals -- there's one more company and want to talk about. kinetics actually found by my college web and internet identity workshop with. and it builds a rule set. it's a rules language that can look at your personal data out of public data and outmatch them together. so you could imagine a gps navigation system link to the first days of their plans push your worthless post your appointment calendar and i would recommend basis to stop when you're about that day to go and get a present for someone that has a birthday next week. there is a way

higgins. new member, good to have you aboard. >> thank you very much, mr. chairman. madame secretary, the peace bridge connects my area to southern ontario. it's the busiest crossing at the northern border and a vital asset to western new york and to the country and of profound national security impoance. we are advancing a project to reduce congestion at the peace bridge by building a new span and customs facilities. but our progress has been slowed in part due to ambiguous and sometimes conflicting communications from the partment of homeland security. specifically, confusion exists about whether the project would include preclearance, a shared border management strategy, that would locate the american customs plaza on the canadian side of the bridge. on august 20th of 20, you wrote to me that preclearance was not possible because it would quire the united states accept a lower level of security at the peace bridge than at any other u.s. port of entry or require canada to accept actions contrary to its charter of rights and freedoms. mr. chairman, i would like to e

there are two open-source projects, higgins project and another project. there is a company called mydex in the u.k. that have launched a community pilot where they are helping constituents share information with government. >> excuse me. you have a typo. it is s-t-a-t-z. >> here is a pen, and i will fix it for you cannot do that empower point. -- 6 its. you cannot do that on power point. with these new data sets, new opportunities emerge for data and advertising. there is one more company i wanted to talk about. it is founded by my colleague, called kynetics. bill gertz rule sets. as a rules language -- it b uilds rule sets, that matches personal and public data together. you can imagine a location system that is linked to your birth date, and your appointment calendar. it would recommend places to stop on your route that they to go and get a president -- present for someone that as a birthday. there is a way that could make people's lives easier. it allows for marketing where people are choosing companies, businesses, and third parties that they trust. i

higgins. new member, good to have you aboard. >> thank you very much, mr. chairman. madame secretary, the peace bridge connects my area to southern ontario. it's the busiest crossing at the northern border and a vital asset to western new york and to the country and of profound national security importance. we are advancing a project to reduce congestion at the peace bridge by building a new span and customs facilities. but our progress has been slowed in part due to ambiguous and sometimes conflicting communications from the department of homeland security. specifically, confusion exists about whether the project would include preclearance, a shared border management strategy, that would locate the american customs plaza on the canadian side of the bridge. on august 20th of 2009, you wrote to me that preclearance was not possible because it would require the united states accept a lower level of security at the peace bridge than at any other u.s. port of entry or require canada to accept actions contrary to its charter of rights and freedoms. mr. chairman, i would l

higgins. new member, good to have you aboard. >> thank you very much, mr. chairman. madame secretary, the peace bridge connects my area to southern ontario. it's the busiest crossing at the northern border and a vital asset to western new york and to the country and of profound national security importance. we are advancing a project to reduce congestion at the peace bridge by building a new span and customs facilities. but our progress has been slowed in part due to ambiguous and sometimes conflicting communications from the department of homeland security. specifically, confusion exists about whether the project would include preclearance, a shared border management strategy, that would locate the american customs plaza on the canadian side of the bridge. on august 20th of 2009, you wrote to me that preclearance was not possible because it would require the united states accept a lower level of security at the peace bridge than at any other u.s. port of entry or require canada to accept actions contrary to its charter of rights and freedoms. mr. chairman, i would l

next, we have james higgins.e is from the monday meeting new york, which is an awesome influential economic journal. and he's going to be introducing senator john thune who has to catch a plane so we're going to move on. ♪ >> hi. it's been three years since the great william f. buckley left us. his presence is very much missed. but his legacy and his wisdom remain with us. in the last year, and particularly as the tea party has emerged as a major national force, there has been a lot of discussion as there should have been among conservatives about what kind of candidates should conservatives nominate? as was so often the case, bill buckley had wise words on this subject. what has come to be known as the buckley rule says that conservatives should nominate the most conservative candidate who is electable. conservatives and electable. [applause] our next speaker is senator john thune of south dakota. senator thune is a proven, principled conservative. his most recent a.c.u. rating was 100. look at his a.c.u. rating

next we have james higgins from the monday meeting new york which is an awesome influential economic is going to be introducing some onomastic at the plane. [applause] >> helena. it has been three years since the great behemoths, buckley, left us. his presence is very much missed, but his legacy and wisdom remained with us. last year and particularly as the two party has emerged there has been a lot of discussion, as they should have been, among conservatives about what kind of candidate should conservatives nominate. as was so often the case bill buckley had wise words on the subject. what has come to be known as the buckley rule says a conservative should nominate the most conservative candidate who is electable. conservative and electable. .. >> he made good on a promise to sell term limit after three terms and left the house in 2002. he came within 500 those of winning the senate seat in his first challenge to an incumbent ruled democrats say. in 2004 he took on senate democratic leader tom daschle. [applause] >> and john thune one. for anyone here who may think it isn't easy to