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. >> commissioner highland? >> is it possible to get an update on the dozer building to the work they are do not on the front? >> sure. we'll contact the project sponsor and see what we can get for the next hearing. >> one last item towards commissioner matsuda's comment. i know the sailors union is coming up with a development pretty soon? >> yeah. >> that is going to be hitting some >> we have had some very fruitful discussions with them and forwarded a landmark designation. we'll continue our research. >> okay. no further questions or comments? seeing none, we'll move on. city clerk: that will place you under commission matters, item 4. president's reports and announcements. >> i have no announcements. if we can move our rules for the end. we have a couple people here. >> in that case item 5, consideration of adoption of draft minutes for the historic preservation commission hearing of april 2, 2014. >> commissioners, do we have any comments, corrections? seeing none, i'm going to open to public comment. any

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. >> commissioner highland? >> this is a project that came before us that we did not prove -- approve and we asked for it to come back. >> the windows, does this reflect the windows that were installed without permit or were those being taken out and these put back in? >> these are the windows that were installed without permit. we did a site visit and measured the details of the windows that were installed without permit and they do in fact match the historic windows from a very similar building across the street and they are very similar to what we normally see in double hung frame window openings. the difference is they have a dual glazing and there is a slight intent in the glazing to meet title 24. >> the siding on the north elevation is that also existing where it was installed without proper approvals, right? this is showing what has been installed already? >> that is correct. the shaded area shows the area of siding which was removed. quite a bit that this facade was removed as a result of taking the 195

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commissioner highland? >> this is a question for mr. fry. the process of approving the elements in the general plan is that all under the purview of the planning commission? >> to my knowledge, yes. >> that's why this particular element is only here for our endorsement then? >> that's correct. as for one of the guiding documents of this body, i feel it definitely makes sense for us to spend a lot of time on it. that's why we are here today. >> did it change anything that it's the landmark's advisory board and now it doesn't change anything oovm that's correct. in terms of the general plan, it remains the same. >> commissioner johnck? >> i want to comment and ask the question. i appreciate your presentation and seeing the nesting of all these elements. i guess, i think we've been very sensitized during the discussion of the park and the discussion of the national heritage which is part of the natural hetero -- heritage. i will be commenting on how that is reflected. >> okay. thank you. >> any public comment on this item? >> i'm desiree smith

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