. >>> she was supposed to return to work this week, instead, secretary of state, hilary clinton is in the hospital. treated for a blood clot that resulted after a fall earlier this month. >> reporter: hilary clinton was admitted to new york presbyterian hospital with a blood clot from a concussion she suffered several weeks ago. he doctors discovered the clot earlier in the day during a follow up exam. no details of where the clot is or other concerns have been releasede first time clinton has been diagnosed with a blood clot. in 98 she was admitted for a clot behind her right knee. the 65-year-old had a stomach virus this month and became dehydrated, fainted and struck her head. she canceled the trip abroad and was not well enough to appear on capitol hill to testify on the attack in libya. doctors want to monitor her medication over the next 48 hours. >>> good news for former president george hw bush, his health condition has improved, meaning he is out of intensive care. president bush was moved to a regular patient room during the weekend, he spent days in the icu after developing

why isn't he going after hilary? >> well, i think he's scared of her.hink many people are scared of her. hell i'm scared of her. hillary clinton is sitting at 70% approval ratings in the country right now. that's a far rise from where she was when she left as first lady and the same for bill clinton. his numbers are through the roof as well. i expect those numbers to come down as we get closer and closer 2016. if john mccain actually were concerned about what happened in benghazi he should be hauling secretary clinton up to the hill to have an inquiry. she's secretary of state. they are responsible for embassy security but he won't do it. >> jimmy, thank you. >>> the other reason that the rice fight matters host of escalating tensions throughout the middle east. israel is feeling heat today from europe over its decision to expand settlements in the west bank and east jerusalem. at least three countries summoned israeli ambassadors to condemn the action. in egypt new protests today against president morsi and massive protests are called for tomorrow. syr

. >> hilary clinton was supposed to go back to work but instead she's in the hospital suffering from a blood clot. reports on what caused the problem. >> secretary of state hilary clinton is in the hospital being treated for a blood clot. they will monitor her condition for the next 48 hours. in the statement, in the curious of a follow up exam the doctors discovered a blood clot from a fall she sustained several weeks ago while she was suffering from a stomach virus. >> clinton is winding down her time as secretary of state. she is scheduled to step down next month. edward lawrence for c. b. c. news new york. >> >>> a grueling schedule for secretary of state. >> in less than 24 hours everyone's taxes will go up unless congress can manage to stifle the deal. reporter shows us after negotiations on capitol hill, there is still no agreement. >>> members of congress left meetings in capitol hill sunday without a deal. the so-called fiscal cliff. >> there is still significant distance between the 2 sides but negotiations continue. >> if republicans and democrats can't strike a deal, tax

. >>> hilary clinton is waking up in the hospital, secretary of state was admitted to the presbyterian hospital. the clot stems from a concussion stuffed a number of weeks ago. her doctors discovered it during a follow up exam sunday. she has been out of work for weeks, recover from a stomach virus and a concussion. doctors are treating the clot with medication, and want to monitor the progress during the next 48 hours. >>> you voted for a handful of laws, tomorrow the laws go in to effect in maryland. the big one is same-sex marriage. at midnights january 1st, same sex couples with legally marry in the state. wednesdayings are planned during the first few minutes of 2013. stephanie rawlings blake is opening city hall at 12:30 in the morning where the historic ceremonies, same-sex marriage isn't the only change coming to maryland. there is a law allowing veterans to have status show up on their driver's license. another aimed at protecting children from id theft by allowing parents to freeze their child's credit any time they want. >>> coach chuck returned to the sidelines this weekend

i think it's hilarious of all the places he goes is costco.k: here's a couple of other funny things about what he bought too. apparently he bought a toy camaro. an american-made camaro, but this one was made in china. and then talking about all the american cars he owns. >> i like the fact that the the cars that i see are american made. i drive a chevy pickup truck and ana drives an cadillac: >> cenk: and he was seen driving an audi. let's go back to petraeus, fox news we'll back you up. >> there was an edict sent out by president of the news network, who has said to all the producers of the shows you need explicit permission to book dick morris or karl rove. you cannot just put them on any more because they were so wrong and so off on the elections. that's what politico is reporting, that this is how fox is changing things. no more karl rove and no more dick morris without a note from teacher. >> cenk: that's interesting. that was your movement to fire dick morris. >> yeah, i had a hash tag to fire dick morris. >> cenk: and you know what, we'

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. >>> hilary clinton won't be returning to week, hospitalized with a blood clot. the clot was discovered by doctors during a follow up exam and she was taken to a hospital to be monitored. >>> violence in the glen burnie tavern that has a history of problems. police say a 31 year-old man was killed sunday nite. sherrie johnson has reaction from neighbors in the area, and from what we understand the people are not happy at all. >> that's right. neighbors are very concerned about the latest shooting. it not first shooting or the second, there have been three shooting at the tavern in three years. police are still look for the suspect in the latest shooting. it happened sunday before 5:30, police say 31-year-old jones was shot outside of the bar and died at a local hospital. the suspect drove off. an ak 47 was used in one of the shootings. neighboring businesses say they are sick of constant drug activity. >> some of our customers, scared to come in. i like to see the place close down. >> the owner went before the liquor board last year. he is operating with restrict

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jeff, that tribute video hillary clinton and i know we're going to get hilary 2016 stories.th will churn out as soon as the president names whoever he names to replace her. she seemed almost energized by it. >> how could she not. this is the celebration of her long life. not an easy one her public life. she's ending at a high point here. 2013 is going to be filled for, at least people in our business a lot of chatter about what she's going to do or not going to do. i believe she doesn't know. let her take a break. >> that i buy. yes people around her will put together the operation. >> just watching that it reminds you with john mccain on tape like that, it is really -- she would be a powerful force. >> it's a reminder that we might get clinton-bush the sequel. at the end of the day, right? who else do the republicans have? who would make a better transitional leader from 20th century. the guy who is married to a mexican-american. >> i'm an enormous fan of jeb bush. i think he would be fantastic. his son george p. is exploring for a run down in texas. he may ultimately be. >

. >> stephanie: and what romney just ran and lost on is hilarious. >> that's how you compromise if youre and say it is compromise. >> stephanie: all right. karl frisch if you want to make news busters you better come from something more insinary next week. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: one of our listeners was relieved that was dexter von frisch barking, he thought it was ann coulter's vagina. [ applause ] >> stephanie: have a good one karl. >> you too. >> stephanie: bye. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you know they do this so i'll mention them. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: gop wants to change pour people into mull sh claims ever inane stephanie miller. this is jack coleman. what it is about left wingers and their fantasies of mass murder. hey, jim! [ laughter ] >> see -- >> i'm not a coat catcher, clearly. >> stephanie: i just threw my coat, because it's a whacky visual stunt. and he just threw it back at me. and see you would never catch my transcript. jim ward immating john boehner. that's the only thing that is going to work. miller, producer chris lavoie. >> yeah. >> stephanie: i lea

. >> that's hilarious!he thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. ... and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. [♪ theme music ♪] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho, it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. stephaniemiller.com check us all out there. wearing my hat in solidarity with the workers in michigan. and new sexy liberal celebrity guest. squee. chris, jim, and jacki will open the show. >> i have been told to wear something tight. >> stephanie: it will be a liberal gasm. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: aim right? >> they are going to go ape dump. >> stephanie: two huge surprise celebrity guests. >> i'm going to go ape du

. >> hilary swank. >> yes. there you go. >> hilary swank.hat was a fun movie. >> it was a fun movie. directed by gary marshall, follow-up to "valentine's day." >> i don't remember the controversy of the ball drop. >> she was trying to get him. you liked the movie, a lot of critics slammed it. >> critics slam everything. >> it's what we do. >> back across. >> we enjoyed that. gary marshall, good guy. you're from dallas, right? >> yep. >> how much did last year's ball in times square weigh, 1,000 found, 5,050, 11,875 or 15,575? >> c? >> how do you know that? >> because it was heavy, i knew. >> because it was heavy she knew. the correct answer there 11,875 pounds. >> huge. 12 feet in diameter and lets off 16 million different colors. all those colors out there in times square. >> cool, fun to watch. i think we have time for another one. >> very cute guy from boston? >> boardman, ohio. >> boardman, he's so cute, i forgot. which traditionally is not a new year's ritual, midnight kiss, eating column collard greens, eating black-eyed peas or eating

. >> that's hilarious!nd the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. [ male announcer ] red lobster's crabfest ends soon. hurry in and try five succulent entrees like our tender snow crab paired with savory garlic shrimp. just $12.99. come into red lobster and sea food differently. and introducing 7 lunch choices for just $7.99. salads, sandwiches, and more. but when joint pain and stiffness from psoriatic arthritis hit even the smallest things became difficult. i finally understood what serious joint pain is like. i talked to my rheumatologist and he prescribed enbrel. enbrel can help relieve pain, stiffness, and stop joint damage. because enbrel, etanercept suppresses your immune system, it may lower your ability

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. >> that was hilarious, she did not approve. what a cutie.ust brings the darkness, but you know, great athlete. >> as for the best of best in america's pro sports in baseball -- >> the giants won the world series. but nobody knows. >> in basketball, miami brought the heat to take the trophy. >> in hockey, los angeles took the cup, then the whole league took a powder over a labor dispute. >> people don't want to hear it. shut it, get on the ice, lace them up. >> pass is caught by nicks. >> in football. >> i'm a giants fan, baby. that's right, we won the super bowl this year, just saying. >> the contract dispute that had refs sitting out early this fall gave us the worst blown call. get the police, green bay was robbed, and even though alabama and notre dame are headed for a colossal college division, give the play of the year to lincoln university's marquee tanner. hello is right. >>> next, going gangnam, amazon makes a huge bet, and faking amish. it's "all the best, all the worst," and it's coming up. >>> the world of pop culture came up aces

you know, hilary didn't refute anything i said. every fact i stated was chuck hagel's record. chuck hagel was thinking of running for president, i got all those facts, many of them from a democratic organization that decided why hagel wasn't even qualified to run for president. so my position -- hold on, hilary, my opposition is principled and based on the things that senator hagel has voted for and the troubling things he has said. >> he has said repeatedly that his comments on iran sanctions are taken out of context, that's fact. that president obama's policy running the -- running the defense department. look, there are a lot of things that chuck hagel votes that chuck hagel has taken or that other members of congress have taken that i don't like, i don't like his original position on don't ask, don't tell, for instance, when he supported it. but president obama repealed that. he made the decision. i'm confident any secretary of defense is going to go with the positions of the president. >> you know, hilary, he also voted against the confirmation of a u.s. ambassador to l--

do you agree with hilary?s sense that this is fiscal cliff, this is a political babookie dance. it's entitlement reform which is the driver of the debt and regulatory reform and all of the other reforms that are causing government to be in a position to implode on its self. that's going to hurt the middle class. yes, we have a fundamental difference. the president wants to raise taxes on the job creators when we have such a begrudging recovery, if we can even call it that. i don't think raising tacks on people who create jobs is going to create any more jobs. i don't see how whout shrinking the government that we're not going to have this debt. today's debt is tomorrow's taxes. it's immoral. and that should be -- that debate should be with a new congress and take place in a public way after the new congress assembles. >> hold on a moment. we're going to continue this conversation right after this, including three senators who usually agree on just about everything but now a new issue divides the so-called thre

jaw dropping hilarious at times. very violent.t appears to be a normal movie about teenages are going to a cabin in the woods. once the last 0 minutes hits, your jaw will drop. it is one of the few films that i wish i could rewatch and have a video camera on my face just to see my jaw hit the floor. my number two of the year, cabin in the roads number one. >> yes, shocker. it is django unchained. best movie tarantino has done since pulp fiction. the most romantic film he has written since true romance. underneath all of the horrific violence and profanity is this amazing love story between jamie foxx and carrie washington. >> i can see that. >> spike lee came out and he is saying he is not going to see it and he is speaking so negatively about it. give the movie a chance. do the right thing, spike lee. see the movie before you judge it. it is my number one movie of the year. i've seen it twice. i'm seeing it again this weekend. >> you said the most overrates as dark night rises. >> i like it. i just think it was nowhere near the d

you were on the committee that heard from hilary's two deputies regarding the recommendations of the report and you think that the report should be dismissed. why is that? >> first of all, you -- you know, you said it but you weren't specific that in april the properties we believe al-qaeda terrorists and we know that is true now they threw an ied in an consulate and did the same thing to the red cross and got out of town after this. they did the same thing to the british ambassador and they left town. then in june, that was april and then june that the properties threw an ied at the u.s. consulate. in june, ambassador stevens warned the white house of the presence of al-qaeda. he talks about the flags they are flying down there. and in august, ambassador are stevens warned the white house that al-qaeda had training camps in benghazi and in september 4 he told the white house that we are going to declare a state of maximum alert and then listen to this new, judge, because on september 9 ambassador stevens called the white house for additional security and nothing happened. now, are i

we weren't at the time and we thought this will be so hilarious. we walked into the little place.n't anybody in line and we met the most depressed santa ever. and he was sitting on the chair like this. and he was like hey, guys. and we're like hey, santa. and my friend danny was like hey, santa, can i sit on your lap? he was like sure. and then hands him these bells. danny goes what are the bells for? he goes to stop your cries. danny goes i'm not going to cry, santa, are you going to cry? he goes i'm crying on inside. so now we're super bummed out. and then i think this is all a ploy, because when the guy goes one, two, three and takes the picture, we took the picture, and as we walked out, he's the best professional santa ever because you'll see what his face is on one, two, three. >> jimmy: should i show this now? one, two, and then there's three. >> yeah! it was the most amazing thing. he went from like slumped over to like -- >> jimmy: you resurrected him. >> exactly. as soon as we took the picture, we walked away and he like shut down again. >> jimmy: it's pathetic. so i hav

hilarious. >> what about cher? >> cher is amazing.ople who are honest and raw. you know that cher is on her iphone typing out her tweets, like that's totally cher. >> she lets it come out, goes all caps on you. >> all caps. loves exclamation. >> she's amazing. in 2013 she has a new album out and has been teasing it with tweets, i'm working with lady gaga. it will be a pretty cher year. we'll see. >> i like that. >> apps, is nstagram, changes the way we take pictures. >> so easy to use. my mom isn't on facebook or twitter, but she's on instagram. you can share photos easily. they have 100 million users now. sold for $1 million. it will totally be in -- next year you'll be using it more and more. >> my kids use instagram because they're not on twitter or anything. what about snap chat? >> i know. all my little cousins have snap chat. you can spend a picture to someone. you can decide how long they can see it for. >> what's the length? >> one to ten seconds. then it disappears forever. it's suddenly gone. now we have facebook created the

. >> is it sad that i find this completely hilarious. >> i think a lot of people find it funny but they have to figure out how to get this guy to safety. so crews from the fire district number 2 spring into action and they send out the rescue boat. when the rescue boat got out to this dock larry strain did not want to get in. he wanted them to get a bigger boat. >> he is a real captain going down with his ship. >> this is something that he probably loves to death. >> authorities say strain was warned that he would be arrested if he didn't get into the rescue boat. he resisted getting in for so long that once he was rescued he was arrested and taken to the douglas county jail. he spent the night in jail and then posted according to the sheriffs department $40,000 bail to get oout. >> that is not your average resisting arrest. >> no word on where the boats are. >> i hear larry's boat has been listed on craigsst >>> ta a look at ch appears to be your standard video diary online. this is posted by a 19-year-old from nebraska. she has it self titled here and a pen and pad. look what she writ

. >> that's hilarious!oom in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. ... and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. ♪ ♪ hey kids rock and roll rock on ♪ ♪ oh my soul ♪ ♪ see her shake on the movie screen -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- rock on ♪ >> stephanie: okay. >> yeah jim is not even in the room. >> stephanie: did i call you jim? >> you did. >> stephanie: are you here every day? >> i am in this seat. >> stephanie: and jim is not even here. of course not. he is not constrained by things like time. >> obligations. >> stephanie: no. hi ladell in north carolina. >> caller: say. >> you are in north carolina and not kentucky. >> caller: yeah, i moved. i have a birthday request and a comment about my former douche of a senator mcconnell since hymn is not there -- >> stephanie: yeah he is back. >> caller: can i channel my inner laura ingel with you and jim. [ moaning ] >> caller: i needed that. regarding my former douche of a senator, mitch mcconnell i unde

. >> that was hilarious, when she did not approve. what a cutie.ings the darkness, but great athlete. >> as for the best of the best, in american pro sports, in baseball -- >> the san francisco giants won the world series, but nobody knows. >> in basketball, miami brought the heat to take the trophy. in hockey, los angeles took the cup, and then the whole league took a powder over a labor dispute. >> people don't want to hear it. shut it, get on the ice, lace them up. >> in football -- >> oh, yeah, i'm a giants fan, baby. that's right, we won the super bowl this year. just saying. >> the contract dispute that had rent-a-refs ruling early this fall gave us the worst blown call. get the police, green bay was robbed. and even though notre dame and alabama are headed for a colossal college collision, give the play of the year to little lincoln university's marty tenner. hello is right! >>> next, going gangnam. amazon makes a huge bet. and faking amish. it's all the best, all the worst and it's coming up. ♪ ooh baby, looks like you need a little help th

it was hilarious but at the same time it was kind of scary.he only thing i could think to top that was paint my whole face red. >> for some weird reason i think people will look at me kind of strange. >> we were definitely surprised. every time we walked out, we were completely in shock. before we went in we said we're definitely not going to be able to get away with this. every time we were more and more surprised. >> they were not buying it at all. finally i was up at the booth talking to the guy for 20 minutes. he kept stalling going in the back. everyone was looking at me. >> it was especially a surprise to the richmond dmv who became aware of the stunt after it was publicized in the local paper. the dmv was less than pleased and demanded the licenses back. will and dave claim they lost them. the virginia dmv said it updated the policy and will deny a license or i.d. card to anyone who appears in disguise. >> i thought these guys are awesome. why did they think they could get away with this? what they did was they managed to go get a numbe

but the senate was being hilarious about the debt ceiling, which is hard to be hilarious about. here's what happened. the white house has been pushing a plan to take control of the debt ceiling away from congress. that way congress couldn't blow up the world economy for no good reason. it's taking the sharp knife covered in explosives away from a kid who has a lot of temper tantrums. it's a good thing to do. the white house calls it the mcconnell plan because it's based on an idea that mitch mcconnell proposed become in july 2011. but even though it is mitch mcconnell's idea, even though he came up with it, mitch mcconnell is not for it. mitch mcconnell at this point does not support the mcconnell plan at all. he didn't think democrats did either. and yesterday he wanted to call their bluff. now that is when c-span 2 suddenly became amazing television. yesterday afternoon mitch mcconnell asked the senate to move to an immediate vote on the mcconnell plan. vote on it now. you figured harry reid would back down. prove that even democrats don't like this idea. but reid did not back

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show, the hilarious, the amazing amy sedaris, ladiesre going to be setting a singing record together, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, very good. >> okay. >> jimmy: "most holiday songs performed by a duet in 60 seconds." >> oh, my goodness. okay, i need 20 minutes. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: here we go, now. >> okay. >> jimmy: you ready to try this? we're going to need 60 seconds on the clock. dan, can you give us the countdown? >> absolutely. you guys ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you ready? la, la, la, la, la, la. >> jimmy: mi, mi, mi, mi. [ laughter ] >> here we go. three, two, one, go! [ both singing ] ♪ jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ ♪ deck the halls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ we wish you a merry christmas we mish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ oh the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful ♪ ♪ and since you've no place to go let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪ ♪ the first noel ♪ god rest ye merry gentlemen let nothing you dismay ♪ ♪ o christmas tree o christmas

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my kids, once they got ahold of christmas, hanukkah to them is hilarious.you have a potato pancake and light a candle. it's the macabees >> it's over for you. they're going to be telling their friends soon that their dad isn't jewish. >> jon: they're very happy to be half jewish and they know it's the digestive side. >> do they still believe in santa claus? >> jon: yes, they do don't take this home jon: you really think, even if they were like 18 i'd bring them a merry [bleep] christmas book? >> i don't know, jon. i thought you might want to help the firefighters. that's all i'm saying. that's all i'm saying. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: you know what? for an irish guy you've perfected the jewish guilt. >> i really have jon: i have to do that. your kids are all... >> my kids are grown up. jon: your wife has raised them so well >> they still talk to my wife and tell her everything. i'm just this guy, you know. >> jon: hangs out in the house in his underwear doing nothing. i can't wait until that >> i'm just embarrassing to my kids at this point. >> jon: i

they're hilarious. there, there, there. remember that, john? >> whose is uglier.yours. are those cats? >> cats. >> that's awesome. that's awesome. >> rats, cats. >> willis says they're rats. >> we'll take it. that's the news for this half-hour. follow us at facebook, wnnfans.com. >> and on twitter. twitter of course. i like to tweet. abc wnn, to the #wnnfans. coming up more from abc. >>> this morning on "world news now" -- a new week, a new attempt to keep the country from plunging over the fiscal cliff. >> with time running out there are signs of possible progress in the attempt to head off a massive tax increase. it is monday, december 10th. >>> from abc news, this is "world news now." >> good monday morning. i'm sunny hostin in for paula faris. >> i'm john muller, rob nelson has the morning off. we're going to find out what the president and house speaker boehner are saying after a face-to-face meeting over the fiscal cliff. >>> also this half hour, hopes and prayers for nelson mandela. the human rights hero is in a south africa hospital this morning. >>> also

a custom message, a heinous order and a hilarious fart sound.al poo. >> you may be watching this thinking it's a prank, a joke video. >> i believe it. >> it's real. here is the website. >> fardbymail.com. >> for $8.99 you can send this to one of your friends in the usa. >> don't you think it's a little pricey for a fart? >> 'tis the season for snowmobile crashes. >> i've got a lot for you guys. >> nathan barnett, friends. calling out people for naughty behavior. >> naughty naughty. walking in the street. >> you've been naughty. come on. sit on my lap. >> get out of my face. >> you can't talk to santa like that. >> get out of my face. >> i'm trying to spread christmas cheer. >> i don't believe in christmas. >> i don't know how he doesn't pumplg him in the face. >> you been good this year? >> yes. >> all right. i've been watching. you'll have to sit on my lap later and tell me what you want for christmas. >> i definitely won't sit on your lap. >> people don't want nathan at all. >> i don't blame them. he sounds like that kid on the playground. >>

a new poll out today shows hilary clinton would have a good shot at the presidency if she decides to run. 70% of americans have a mostly or very favorable view of hilary clinton and 6 in 10 voters said she would be a good or excellent presidential nominee in 2016. this is the 4th such poll in the past week with similar results. clinton said back in april that she's flattered about calls to run for president but at this point she isn't planning to do so. >> the luxury fashion retailer has chosen it's first bay area location and plans to open up a store in the valley fair mall next spring. it's part of prada and joining the high end jewelry store. they're reportedly trying to beef up luxury stores. lucky whale watchers are thrilled off a sight off the coast. a group of whales have been swimming for a week now. usually they're already south for the winter. some have seen as many as 8 whales in one day. they're the second largest whale. second only to the blue whale. >> it's been more than a month since super storm sandy hit the northeast coast and tonight some of music's biggest stars a

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. >>> hilary clinton will spend the new year in a hospital.n says the doctors discovered a blood clot during a follow up exam. they are planning to keep the secretary of state hospitalized for monitoring her. clinton suffered a concussion after fainting while recovering from a stomach virus. >>> new report to be release suicide highly critical of the handling of the attack in libya. four americans including ambassador chris stevens were killed september 11. susan collins says the investigation found the state department failed to take adequate steps to reduce the vulnerable to the terrorist attack. the report parents a picture of a vulnerable outpost in libya's seconds largest city. >>> oak ridge boys serenaded george hw bush over the phone. he has been hospitalized for a month after conditions including bronchitis and fever, moved out of icu after he got the phone call serenaded by the country music group. >>> ceo of the long island power authority is officially stepping down from his job today. came after sharp criticism that lip pa up with

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