is hilary davis here? hilary davis, very good, right there. stand up. what it your name?lary davis. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now you think you got talent? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. all right, what is your talent? >> i can lick my elbow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can lick your elbows? >> i can lick my elbow. >> jimmy: now let me just see how -- i mean, it's very -- it's pretty impossible. i don't know how, yeah, you would do that. how did you know that you could do this? >> i found out three days ago that other people could not do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one way to figure it out, yeah. all right. you guys ready to see this talent? >> audience: yes! >> jimmy: hilary davis doing lick my elbow. let's see it. hey, that's pretty good. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] let's take a look at that slow motion. i just want to see it. yep. yeah. that's pretty good right there. all right. hey, you got talent. here's a t-shirt. >> thanks. >> jimmy: there you go. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] let's see who else got talent. avi lichtschein. that's you? avi, hey, how you doing buddy?

i have always liked hilary.f benghazi and all of the stuff coming up lately because she's getting hit hard but if it doesn't stick, which perhaps it will and perhaps it won't, i think she's going to be the easy nominee for the democrats. >> do you think she could win? there is a lot of traction now behind chris christi who i've found an extremely engaging charter when i interviewed him. do you think he could put on a real race for hilary? it was a hell of a fight for the media? >> is a another friend of mine and i think he will be effective and certainly somebody that you cannot mess with. it will be an interesting race if that's the race. i know there are a lot of people on both sides. i know hilary's numbers have gone down. they have been a little bit affected and quite a bit effected by what's happened. i hear the vice president would like very much to run and they that he may be running, but it seems to me if hilary wants it, assuming if nothing much happens of what we're talking about for the last two weeks

. >> that's hilarious!...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. alright, in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turks. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. [♪ theme music ♪] ♪ a beautiful day ♪ ♪ don't let it get away ♪ >> uh-huh. happy friday it is the "stephanie miller show," welcome it to. six minutes after the h

. ♪ >>> there's some new news in this very early push for hilary in 2016.ccaskill said she talked to hillary clinton after endorsing the former secretary of state for president. >> she called me after this happened and we had a great conversation. i won't talk about what we said. but i think she's got a big decision to make and i think she's in the process making it. >> claire mccaskill has been followed by gillibrand. some democrats in congress are shifting their focus from obamas to clintons. i'm joined by republican strategist and a democratic strategist. great having both of you. >> great to be with you. >> hilary has been here before in 2008, prohibitive favorite. could she be peaking too soon >> look it depends who is doing the talk realistically with the speculation. you can't stop the speculation from happening. in politics there's an expression the positioning starts with somebody coughs. what's different now versus 2008 is the grassroots support is unprecedented end. i've been playing leadership roles in presidential campaigns going back to the fi

>> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. >> it looks like anthony wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. >> his what in the ring? >> his hat. >> always outspoken, joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. if you believe in state's rights but still support the drug war you must be high. >> "viewpoint" digs deep into the issues of the day. >> do you think there is any chance we'll ever hear the presiden

. >> that's hilarious!ggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. cenk off air>>> alright in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turks! i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. they know that i'm not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know i'm going to be the first one to call them out. cenk on air>> what's washington continues to screw the middle class over. cenk off air>>> i don't want the middle class taking the brunt of the spending cuts and all the different programs that wind up hurting the middle class. cenk on air>>> you got to go to the local level, the state level and we have to fight hard to make sure they can't buy our po

. >> that's hilarious. that's hilarious. that's funny. >> jimmy: that's your legacy. >> that's funny. that's funny. >> jimmy: now, this movie, "after earth," opened at number three, which for you, is just -- most people are excited to be number three. that's not a good number for you. >> yeah, here's how i think about it, jimmy. i mean, let's be honest. three is the new one. >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ]e ] that's really good news for me. >> yeah. i mean, do you know how many ones it takes to make a three? [ laughter ] oh, man, that was tragic. i was like -- i was sitting at home, because, you know, you get the information, moment by moment, like, every hour, somebody's calling. and telling you. i was like, uh-oh. you know, it's like, i felt like a fighter, you know? it's like it's been almost, like, two decades, since i had a movie that wasn't number one. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. >> jimmy: two decades of number one? >> well, that's over now, buddy. thanks. [ laughter ] i was like -- you know, i felt like, yo

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. >> steve: he's hilarious. >> jimmy: and he's going to do some stand-up on our show. >> steve: oh, comehen does that happen? the legendary jerry seinfeld is here! [ cheers and applause ] the greatest. >> steve: come on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: plus, our video game week continues with the demo of the sony playstation 4. this is the -- this is the one. [ cheers and applause ] and they got a new game called knack. oh, i'm going to show you the new game, it's like -- it's crazy. processors and graphics are, like, ten times better than the ps3. but everyone's talking about it. you'll see the new controllers. and the game is super fun. and i hope i don't screw it up, but i think it's fun. and then, we have music from ice cube! >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] ice cube does the music. >> jimmy: ice cube -- >> steve: jerry seinfeld's going to do stand-up. >> jimmy: and ice cube is going to -- >> steve: nuts. >> jimmy: -- yeah, rap. >> steve: funkin' gonuts. >> jimmy: you know what i -- funkin' gonuts. ♪ no, no, i can't. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applaus

his hilarious new movie "this is the end" is getting great reviews. we once acted in canadian soap opera? >> oh! yes, of course. of course, a while ago. "jacobs patience" is what it was. yeah, i played the owner of a weed shop, you were a customer, you came in? >> jimmy: that's it. yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was -- it was interesting. >> it was fun! >> jimmy: it was fun. except, i mean -- i don't know, don't take this the wrong way. it was just -- >> what? >> jimmy: you were a little difficult to work with. i'm just saying. >> what are you talking about? what do you mean, i was difficult to work with? >> jimmy: for one thing, you refuse to use your own arms in any of the scenes. do you remember this? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i remember that. of course, i remember that. it was at a time i had very, very large pale arms, okay? my forearms look like butt cheeks with hands on the end of them. [ laughter ] you know, i was self conscious about it. >> jimmy: -- for whatever reason, i mean -- the bottom line was, you refused to use your own arms and durin

but i don't think he will run if hilary runs. how dare you?. >> stephanie: i'm just firing indiscriminately this morning. hello, charlotte. >> caller: hey enjoying the show. thank you all for giving us a forum to hear more than one point of view. you allow other people to speak and say what they want to. you don't savage and brutalize them like they do on rush limbaugh and o'reilly. you have civilized, intelligent individuals, and you are a hoot to listen to i love it. >> intelligent? >> stephanie: what do you two idiots think about that? >> bite me. >> stephanie: screw you. you don't even deserve to have hot brie next, but you are going to get it anyway jim. melissa fitzgerald next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ young turks! i think the number 1 thing than viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. they know that i'm not bsing them for some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know i'm going to be the first one to call them out. cenk on air>> what's unacceptable is how w

hilarious. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hilarious show. >> thank you. thank you.s -- it's very well written. >> jimmy: well acted. it got picked up for a third season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play the vice president. >> i do indeed, yeah. >> jimmy: and you actually got to meet our vice president -- our great vice president joe biden. [ cheers ] who i love, joe biden. [ applause ] >> don't you love him really? >> jimmy: i mean, i really do love him. without him we wouldn't have the monologue. [ laughter ] but i do -- i did get to actually meet him. what a -- amazing speaker he is. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: amazing -- he really is. >> yeah. he's so -- >> jimmy: we make jokes, but yeah. >> he's so -- yeah. he's no -- i mean, he's very congenial and when i walked into his office, he was immediately -- first of all, the people of the staff of his office they came up to me as i walk in. and this one woman says, "hi, i'm allison. i'm the dan eagan in the office." this is a character on our show they're referring too. and someone else goes, "i'm the sue of our office." and i'm

. >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. this show is about analyzing criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i am given to doing anyway. staying in tough with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. not only does senator rubio just care about rich people but somehow he thinks raising the minimum wage is a bad idea for the middle class. but we do care about them, right? vo: the war room monday to thursday at 6 eastern cenk off air>>> alright in 15 minutes we're going to do the young turk

it is hilarious.he speech yesterday, i was saying here is why we can't talk about real issues in the media, and here is who is at fault . . . me. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: no there's the sequester and we are talking on nonsense on tv. and who is a big part of that -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: that's right. although i got to say cunnilingus twice on cnn. i love america. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: where did everybody come down on this? >> come down on this? >> or go down on there. [ buzzer ] >> what? >> he started it. >> stephanie: eighth grade. listen, i am glad he has licked his cancer. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: good for him, he apparently has made a full recovery however -- is it me? am i just cynical? >> conan o'brien suggested that it was a little bit of overcompensation for the role he just played. >> stephanie: i said that before conan said it. >> he said it two nights ago. >> stephanie: i said it monday night, early. don't compete with me i

that arb that hilary appointed? they didn't get the facts but they had a conclusion.didn't speak to hilary, they didn't ask the president if he issued the cross border authority. such a happy ending. and everybody is still working at the state department. be folks, this is how it's done in washington. they don't want the truth. no one has been fired, sanctioned, prosecuted, people are on vacation, getting paid for not working and not doing their jobs. now they say at the irs that they are sorry about the conferences and the lavish spending and the targeting of conservatives and they want our forgiveness. i believe in redemption, forgiveness is divine. but in this case i think we should leave the forgiving to god and what's good for the goose is good for the gander. imagine you told the irs you're sorry u-didn't keep those receipts. do you really think they are going to say oh, no problem and then go away? if you make a mistake with the irs, you lose. there are certain fights you just can't win. like if you bring a knife to a gunfight, or you go into a fight and you ha

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the hilarious and we mean hilarious melissa mccarthy.d she's bringing "the heat." >> love this woman. >> oh, so funny. >> they are gold together with sandra bullock like that so we'll be talking to melissa. can't wait for that. >> looking forward to that. let's get it from josh. >>> it's the news that led the show. now the edward snowden. staying a step ahead of embarrassed u.s. authorities at this point. the man who leaked sensitive nsa secrets to the world was supposed to head to cuba in morning after flying from hong kong to moscow. but he apparently never showed up for the flight leaving moscow this morning, snowden is expected to seek asylum eventually in ecuador despite u.s. demands for extradition, much more to get to, of course. >>> also more breaking news here, the world keeping a close eye at this hour on nelson mandela after he was downgraded to critical condition. the 94-year-old former south african president remains in a pretoria hospital surrounded by his family. this now his 17th day in the hospital. >>> and more breaking

he's hilarious. the nsa programs have of course helped to prevent terrorist attacks.they right about that? >> again, it's hard to know. they have not declassified information. >> john: wouldn't they? we heard about the new york subway plot that was foiled. wouldn't they be boasting? >> well, it's all classified. remember? the government i think they classified 92 billion pieces of information in the last fiscal year that they reported for. just the amount of data that is classified is huge. in terms of the prevention of terrorist attacks i thought the testimony today was quite interesting. he didn't actually say that they had prevented a number of terrorist attacks. he said they prevented a number of terror "events" which is a curious phraseology if you think about it. an event could be a financing piece of it, which is of course something that we should go after, but it's not quite the same thing as the boston marathon bombing. >> john: i was perplexed by that language terrorist event? i hope i can get tickets to that. we'll discuss more of these topics when "viewpoi

of the things she has done the first lady of arkansas flotus and tbd, which makes us wonder what hilary be doing next. it's not just hillary clinton who has discovered new ways to communicate. members of congress are now posting short videos on vine. calm down everyone because our brett ehrlich has sewn all of them. shhhh, brett's talking now. >> all right. everybody listen up. this is very important information. elaine put it down. we're all waiting on elaine. put it down. thank you. according to the chairman and ranking member of the senate rules committee quote . . . what is vine? well, it's a social media service that allows you to shoot and share very short videos so apparently chuck schumer and pat roberts poured over hours of videos like this. and decided you know what that does help the national dialogue. ten senators have already started using vine and the results are horrible. joe manchin, stop jump cutting. can you just pick one sentence and show me. also senator before you use this service to relate campaign slogans, just know that vine will repeat your slogan infinity time,

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. >> that's hilarious!en commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. (vo) this afternoon, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more gripping, current. ♪ ♪ mr. d.j. won't you tell -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ i want so more oh mr. d.j. won't you tell -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." comedian, carlos alazraqui live in studio hour number three. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. this hour brought to you by carbonite. if you don't have it, pore kay? i keep remaining you how important it is to back everything up in your computer. you have

. >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. [ music ] >> connect with the bill press show on twitter. follow us on bp show and tweet using the hash tag washtching bp. this is "the bill press show." >> we are back on "the bill press show." richard fowler here filling in for bill press. i know we don't look alike but we were separated at birth a couple of years ago. and the bill press. i am joking. i am filling in for him. we are talking. the george jimerman trial. let's take a call from debbie in mesa, arizona. deb. can i call you deb? call>> caller: hi richard. >> how are you? good morning. >> fine. i am glad to hear you say his character is not an issue. how is that relevant? they are talking about the fact that he had -- they did toxicology on him and he had marijuana in his system and he had on his cell phone a marijuana leave.

. - it's hilarious in there!he best laughter and the hardest to not laugh is when you're not supposed to laugh. - right, exactly. that's like-- - and you guys be just laughing just in church for no reason. - church is a deathtrap. - [laughs] i don't know what the-- why am i laughing? - or the worst is when you're getting the giggles and the wor--is when the priest or the minister says this-- "because the lord is inside of you." - [giggling] what the-- - he'll go, "why are you laughing?" don't laugh. yeah. - i'm sorry. - it's wor--it's the worst. - are you--are you the type of guy who--you cry at a movie? - i cry buckets at movies. - at like... - at comedies i cry. 'cause i--[sobs] "i could've got that job." - so, your wife-- [laughter] so, you just cry out in the open if you're sitting next to your wife, she just-- - oh, yeah. - if i'm--if i--if a tear is about to come down my face, i'm at a sad movie, i'll just be using gravity on this mother-[bleep]. - [laughs] - what was that? - sir, are you having a hard time

. >> we know how this goes, and i promise, this is just as hilarious and freaky.ad is minding his own business, reading. their 2-year-old cocoa walking up, opens the door and that is when the conversation gypbegins. >> what are you doing out of bed? >> i think i need to read one more story. >> where are your pajamas? >> i took them off. >> you need to put them on. >> no, because i'm nakeded, i'm the boss. >> there is something weird about a man in his tighties getting tickled. >> we have matt clark via skype this minute. >> hello. >> the conversations with the 2-year-old, they really do happen the way we see them in the video. >> i tried to be as true to the original conversation as i can. that's the beauty of the material. you don't need to pump it up at all. ith pretty o ithith pretty out there. >> is cocoas assertive as she seems? >> yeah, she takes after her mom. >> th guy say friend of yours. how mu connce? >> a slight twisting of the arm. he saw the humor of it pretty quick and i had pictures of him tooshg i don't want to let those out. every parent has this

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it is hilarious.our diana. >> you can do it with anything. doesn't sound as good as i will channing all over your tatum. >> sounding good to looking good i guess. listen to this. remember the prancercize video. couple of weeks ago we showed you this video in from a woman in florida. did a video in the 80s got new life on the internet. she exercises like a horse prancing. prancercize. john mayer released a song. picked that to be the video for his -- his music song, paper doll. features the woman. there she is. joanna robach, and now set to john mayer's paper doll. listen. ♪ here is a dress of gold and blue ♪ ♪ sure was fun being good to you ♪ >> all right, kind of captivating in a strange way. i must say. the lyrics of paper doll are interesting on a side note. they focus on an ex-girlfriend. the two might be response to taylor swift's 2010 track "dear john" written about john mayer. mayer has not spoken about the song's meaning. swift has yet to comment on the matter. hmm. may be a little bit going o

gosh, he's hilarious.there likes me," which is in theaters and select cities and available on demand. please welcome, nick offerman, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: just unbelievable. hey, man, you look like a stud. you look like you just popped off the cover of "gq," my man. >> that's very generous, thank you. >> jimmy: you are a stud. thank you for doing that clucking bit with us earlier. >> i had so much fun doing that. and every time i come here, i do something really stupid. and it's the greatest. and if i'm ever lucky enough to be invited back, i challenge you to find something i won't do. >> jimmy: wow! all right. i'll try to think of something. is that your first time in a chicken suit? >> that is my first chicken suit. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> it fit. >> jimmy: yeah, it fit pretty good. are you taking it home with you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you should. you're from a small town in illinois, right? >> i am, minooka, illinois, sort of a cultural vacuum. >> jimmy: is that a real name?

. >> president obama considered nominating rice to replace hilary clinton as secretary of state. rice with drew her name once republicans made clear she would not be confirmed. >> rice did not need senate approval for this next appointment. the president will also name former white house advisor samantha power to take rice's u.n. post. donalin will be national security advisor until early july and will play a key role in the president's trip to africa and europe and the senate in california with the president of china. >> rice first started working for the president during his 2008 campaign. >>> we're going back to the white house right now. the ravens are coming down the steps of the trueman porch behind the white house getting ready for a big ceremony. we're taking a break and coming right back. >>> the ceremony will be with the president. first everybody will be put into place. the white house staff and the rest of the media will be put in place. i'm trying to look through the faces there. i have a different aspect to try to pick out the players. we know ray rice is going to b

that guy is hilarious! >> john: thank you, john. john hodgman, everybody. we will be bright (cheers and applause). >> john: welcome back, my guest tonight a filmmaker whose upcoming documentary for hbo is called "gideon's army." >> the judge is going to tell you that the state fails to prove their case it is your duty, you must acquit. that's the beauty of this system. it's set up to give people the presumption of innocence. to give them an opportunity to not just be heard but hold the state accountable. you want to take my liberty, you've got to do it right. and if you don't, acquit. the fifth amendment to the united states constitution guarantees it. >> john: that's what i'm talking about. please welcome dawn porter. (cheers and applause) the documentary is mind blowing. >> oh! >> john: "gideon's army." we've all seen in detective shows throughout our childhood you have the right to an attorney. >> right. >> john: and, of course, that's only about 50 years old, that right. >> it's exactly 50 years old. >> john: so gideon's army is based on the supreme cou

well, i decided what i'm going to do is i'm going to take all those hilarious characters that i've beenreating over the past several years, i'm going to put them on tape, i'm going to put them on youtube. that way, i can get discovered by, like, a casting director

i think i'll -- >> one of diana's favorite movies right there. >> while hilarious, not even the funniestt is funny. the clip from "bridesmaids" being a bridesmaid can be pretty stressful. imagine doing it 14 times. and three of those times as a maid of honor. >> my gosh. nas that is what one woman had to do, and she has all the dresses to prove it. here is abc's linsey davis. >> the movie "27 dresses" may have captured the conundrum best, closets bursting at the seams with bridesmaid dresses. >> you kept them all? you have a closet full, why? >> i have a lot of friends. i like to keep them. >> christie fabreze knows the sentiment well, she has been a bridesmaid in 14 weddings. >> everybody would say, oh, christie, you are like the real life katherine heigl. >> as if it's some unwritten rite of passage of bridehood, her friends told her that famous white lie, trying to convince her she would be able to wear the dresses again. is there any chance you will ever wear this a again? at least some brides appear to be changing with the times. one growing trend, many brides like lady gaga's frien

. >>> our friend jack is back with another hilarious prank video.te simple. >> we're going to point at people, for no reason. >> just pointing at people. for no reason. >> are you pointing at me? >> on the side of the road, just pointing. keeps on pointing. and people are not amused. >> no one likes to be pointed at, really. not a good feeling. >> it's rude, first of all, to point at people in the first place. and second of all, you're wondering why, is he pointing at me? >> now this is my absolute favorite. >> pointing your finger. >> huh? >> you're pointing your finger at me. >> no, just pointing. >> what than for? >> i have five. a do a lot of things with them. >> i don't like this. i would be mad. he's getting close to people's faces. >> you want to smack his hand out of the way, get the thing out of my way. >> i'm surprised no one does. those people seem to be confused and slightly annoyed and then amused. i think the best reaction is this lady in the car. >> look what he's doing. >> what are you doing? >> point. >> pointing? >> yeah. >> at me?

we have episode two, it's as hilarious and freaky. dad minding his own business, reading, 2-year-old coco walking up, opens the door and that's when the conversation begins. >> what are you doing out of about bed? >> i just think i need to read one more story. >> where is your pajamas. >> i just took them off. >> you have to go back to bed. >> no. because i'm naked, i'm the boss. >> i didn't know that rule. >> i'm going to start using that one at my house. >> the real boss is the one that does the tickling. >> something weird about a man in his tighties getting tickled. >> tell us more about these amazingly funny conversations, we have matt clark on "right this minute." >> hello. >> the conversations with your 2-year-old happen the way they were in the video? >> yeah, i try to be as true to the original conversation as i can. the beauty of the material is you don't need to punch it up. it's already out there. >> is coco as assertive as she seems? >> yeah, she takes after her mom, and she has a voice and isn't afraid to use it. >> that

go back and look at this 50 years later, forgetting the next midterm election, and i don't know, hilaryre is no national approval on this issue. there is no hubert humphrey storming out of the convention at his own political pearl over civil rights. this is an issue where the people led and the parties responded. and you know, and you have president bill clinton coming out saying i apologize for my leadership on holding this issue back. so, from a political, you know, from a partisan perspective right now, i think this issue cuts for democrats going forward. >> i think that's right, but i think it also means that it becomes more permanent and less political, which means that progress keeps marching forward. after all, you have a majority of evangelicals, white evangelicals between the ages of 18 and 34 who support marriage. the republican party can never go backwards on this issue. they can never start demonizing gay people again. they can never start using this issue as a rallying cry, because if it helps a small percentage of their base, it alienates too many more people who have gays

. >> that's hilarious. for a second, you got to give the person the benefit of the doubt. that's why those people are falling for it. >> thank you. >> you know, you might have done that before when you're maybe locking your car and go to your apartment and leave the keys. but not when you're driving. when you're driving, you need the key. most people had a good laugh except this guy in the white truck. >> yeah, you're real funny. i'm going to call 911 and call the police. >> that's worth calling the police for. >> even after that, the guy got mad. the one guy gets out and keeps telling him, you left your keys. it's incredible how many people fall for it. good stuff from ross creations. >>> one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. >> we're about to take a ride in the deep flight super falcon submersible. this whole thing is peppered with go-pros. it's being driven by designer/creator graham hawks and his co-pilot lee bale. >> there's whales everywhere. >> come take a look at this. >> it's going into the canyons off of hawaii to search for whale songs. they

. >> that is hilarious, and for a second, you have to give the person the benefit of the doubt, and thate people are falling for it. >> thank you. >> and you know, you might have done that before when you were like locking the door and going into the apartment and you leave the keys and whoop, but not with when you are drive, because when you are driving, you need the key. most people had a good laugh except for this guy in a white truck. >> call 911 and call the police with two drunk kids in the car. >> that is worth calling the police for. >> and after that, the guy got mad and they stopped and the one guy keeps telling him, you left your keys. it is incredible how many people fall for it. good stuff from ross creations. >> thank you. >> thank you. >>> lots of little boys, steven, like you and i used to take our toy cars and drive them all over things, and pretend that our world was something that we can play in, and well, now, that world is coming true for danny mccaskill in this new film called "imagine" and he is a trials rider. he had the help of red bull to create this childhood f

but then it got hilarious. >> good sonogram porn. >> john: harrison, what can a baby in utero be fantasizing to be so erotic amidst the amniotic fluid. >> i guess he hears his mom and dad doing it. that's horrifying. once you notice, shouldn't you turn off the sonogram machine? >> john: give him a little privacy. get a womb, man, get a womb. >> masturbating in there i kind of know, what else they're doing. are they throwing crap? >> john: leaving aside the fact the single scene is rather bleak and it is a tough place to meet girls someone should start a dating site called okay, fetus. what kind of moral landscape is the congressman imagining? did you ever think we would see a congressman using masturbation as a reason against roe v. wade? >> it is someone being against masturbation in the g.o.p. this is so rich. if women are sitting in a circle in lamaze class, are the fetuses having a circle jerk? that's the question. >> john: thank you for that imagery. al jazeera is going to cancel us. a republican abortion opponent are saying feet fetuses are sinning. is this preoriginal sin? >> preorigi

it's hilarious we have the world's second biggest oil reserves and we're short of petrol and gas. were reduced to filling up on the black market at exorbitant prices. common sense would suggest that petrol was available in quantity and free perhaps not free but not too expensive anyway and what. john. as soon as we arrived on the outskirts of tikrit saddam hussein's former stronghold where arrested by the police i have the feeling we were expected. after a few hours of questioning were put under house arrest in a hotel and forbidden from going out. and the situation eases the following afternoon when we're granted two hours of freedom but we're still under close surveillance. the next man who joins us in the taxi is in mourning his name's feel he's a journalist and he lost his best friends just two days ago. but god will save iraq . sorry. he had to draw yet they want to make iraq a wretched country at the not be. glad when they assassinate the best among us the terrorist who kills a journalist like my colleague at the news channel who kills a religious man in economic or teacher