that's hilarious.y, we already give helicopters, we give missiles, we have given fighter jets. we have trained the military but the guy that's responsible is the president who has allowed his military to absolutely fall apart and that's why they're getting crushed. it's not our problem. the only problem we have, the only stake we have in this is making sure that terrorists don't come out of that region and that's the reason we have to do that. >> have to go to michelle because we don't have a lot of time. michelle, we spent trillions of dollars and lost thousands of lives and we say forget them. >> i'm going to be a war hock right now and say we have to do something. if we don't this can spread to other regions. it can spread to jordan. during 9/11 before this happened, they had just a small plot of land to train and plan the attacks on 9/11. if we don't do anything about this, they're going to have a larger region to do something terrible. i think the president needs to fire who ever is advising him.

is hilary clinton changing her tune on benghazi? she stood behind the claim in the days after that the video sparked the attack that took four lives. but now she is saying she had her doubts even back then. >> this was the fog of war. my own assessment creamed from the video had something to do with it, the video had nothing, it may have affected some people and not others. i think the conclusion to draw because we were not just monitoring what was happening in benghazi but we had a dangerous assault on our embassy which was linked to that video. >> but disspite the doubts susan rice went on the sunday show selling the line this was from a video despite reports on the ground this wasn't the case. her answers on benghazi are not sitting well with the public. polls are showing she has leadership skills but far as trust it is not as good. it seems like she is not backing off the video story. it was her state department that pushed the narrative on and on despite the intelligence under immediately after the attack -- we have heard them

the high temperatures did not keep the people out or away from hilary clinton. things have calmed down a little bit, but the line snakes down the block and around the corner just for a few seconds to talk with the former first lady as well as secretary of state. they make their way to philadelphia today. 1,000 tickets sold in just over 24 hours. each person getting a copy of her new book hard choices and an autograph. a local grad student was the first person in line, getting here at 5:30. by noon he had an autographed copy and her support. >> aspirations was the elephant in the room. she would only say this. i said she runs and she said i'm happy you could be here today. she didn't give an answer. >> it's a bit of camouflage. >> at temple university, he said perbooks and candidate chris christie's appearance on the tonight show last night are part of a soft opening of campaign. testing the waters to see what's possible for 2016. >> hilary probably has a more sophisticated national election team behind her and he's going to have to build that. >> while clinton c

hilary clinton favorable 54% and chris christie 33%.ategy behind going on the tonight show. what is the immediate reason and with a few toward 2016 you don't think. >> if i was chris christie's advisor i would have him to do the show. he is low because he is a name low id compared to hilary clinton who has been in the media spotlight for 20 years. he is going to find ways to continue to put himself out there and poke fun at himself and his weight and bridge gate to continue to build a personality that could translate in every single state and across the electorate. >> we will play the video of him dancing over whatever. a little disstracting. do the moves remind people why those who like him like him a lot? and he is not always the governor? >> yeah, he has a light touch. it is fun. i just want to say i ad mire the commitment he made to that dancing bit. it required a sense of comfort in one's skin. for the benefit of taking pity on potential onlookers or by standers i never dance period. let alone on national television. that is the th

hilary clinton has been living a life of luxury for 40 years.s to be a champion of the middle class, and it isn't she can not be, but she is a hypocrihi hypocrite saying it. she should say i have earned at lot of money but instead she is bash the rich while she lives a life of luxury. her message needs to be if she wants to connect is say i have a lot of money, it is a great life to live and i want to support middle class policy so you can live like i do. >> the guardian said he left out a burst of laughter when they said she was wealthy. we don't know the exact advance on her book, but it is appropriate to laugh at the notion she is wealthy? >> here is the difference, patty ann. if hilary clinton mentioned mitt romney who has hundreds of millions parked in offshore accounts. if she mentioned jeb bush who said i have to go make money and did it with dubious companies she would look like a candidate. she was making a point of look at mitt romney and jeb bush. i on the other hand am giving speeches and that is the difference. you will hear her tal

hilary clinton. and they have access into where decisions are made and this goes against folks working hard to make it work. this relates to a sense of democracy where the people that have been disenfranchised wants back in. >> and point two, he told h hannity we ran on the republican lead and was quoting reagan. >> the republicans thought maybe this will be competitive. it won't. it is a plus 15 republican district. the republicans are going to be united. they had their unity moment. eric cantor is going to run as a write-in. brat's rival is a professor at the same college. democrats hope that dave brat was going to show up carrying a musket and screaming at people. he's going to be an effective candidate. >> it sounds grassroots. the big tea party didn't put money in his campaign. and larry norvick said it was anybody but cantor on the surface there. people underestimated how big that movement was and it didn't show up in polling. >> he was surprised and they released an internal poll that showed t

let me go to hilary's book which made a lot of news this week. i'll fight it out later in the show, wish you could join me for that. she details the obama campaign's request that hilary go out and beat up on you. i want to play that for you. >> the obama campaign suspected her nomination was an attempt to scuttle hopes of welcoming the woman who had vigorously supported me. they immediately issued a dismissive statement and reached out to me in the hopes i would follow suit. but i wouldn't. i was not going to attack palin just for being a woman appealing for support from other women. i didn't think that made political sense, and it didn't feel right. so i said no. telling them there would be plenty of time for criticism. a few hours later, the obama campaign reversed itself and congratulated governor palin. >> your reaction, governor? >> team obama has such disrespect for women, it's cool to see proof they are the ones that took the first shot in the so-called war for women. it wasn't the gop. and then obama's administration, agenda that makes wo

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hilary clinton could pony that about from about 5 minutes into her speech. news is they have to answer questions about their afffluence and that is too bod. they have worked hard, made a lot of money, written speeches and bock -- books -- is terrific. but the fact they have to engage in this is the democrats demonizing money. >> the president talks about you don't have to make a lot of money and you didn't build that on our own smacks an attitude that there is something wrong with being successful, richard. >> there is a different and bill clinton is great at pointing it out. they said they could afford to pay more. the difference was he had a spoon over his mouth and romney doesn't want to pay more. the clintons don't have a problem paying more in taxesism >> no, they want to see the money spent wisely. that is the difference. i am sure romney would be happy to pay more if he thought the money was spent efficiently. that is what the issue comes down. but there is a demonization of the successful in this country. there is no doubt about it. >> i hear that. a

in it but he's hilarious in it too, and this is a picture of him, jimmy can you put that up there.nd correct me if i'm wrong i thought comedians became comedians -- >> that's at his wedding. >> stephen: really. >> knock, kidding. >> stephen: that's nice. i thought comedians became comedians because in high school they were living in the primordial ooze, like try a keep of social shrunken who tell jokes in order to lift their head into the social circle and cry out i am alive. >> yes. >> stephen: notice me, love me. >> well. >> stephen: why would he need that? >> i don't know, man. >> stephen: does it make you angry. >> no, no, i honestly. >> stephen: that doesn't make you angry at all? >> i mean-- . >> stephen: look at it! (laughter) >> yeah, i [bleep] hate it, i [bleep] hate it sop much. no, it's like-- it's crazy when you work with someone who, you hired him, he was like i don't know how to be funny, you're funny, i'm not. i go just be honest, play the character an believe what you are are saying you will really funny because what we are writing is really stupid and they'll just

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. >>> 4:39, hilary clinton continues her bay area visit this morning, where she's expected to draw large crowds. coming up next. >>> oh my god, daddy. >> why are they shooting. >> i don't know gentleladien, lay down, lay down on the seat. >> oh my goodness. family caught in the middle of a police shootout in southern california. we'll have more on this video next. >>> and new developments overnight in the search for missing malaysian airlines jet. why the search area has changed yet again. >>> nbc bay area, honored with three national awards for excellence in breaking news coverage, feature reporting, and public service in television journalism all from the society of professional journalists, nbc bay area, we investigate. >>> you're watching "today in the bay." >>> welcome back everyone. very good morning to you. that's a better shot than me moving around on set. behind the scenes. live look at the bay bridge this morning. san francisco, hilary clinton is actually expected to draw another large crowd at a book signing in city by the bay this morning. sold out event is at book passage in

no injuries reported. >> hilary clinton says she supports the use of medical marijuana.n town hall tuesday, clinton backed the use of pot under circumstances of, quote, extreme medical conditions. as for recreational weed, she said she wants it to see how it goes in states where it is already legal now. >>> the california mayor who threw dog poop on to the walkway of a political opponent has resigned. the pasadena star news reports dennis kneier stepped down after outcry from the people of san marino. he will remain on city council though. >>> time to get down to business. men, burberry would like to dress you up with bright hats in the shape of an elongated bucket hat and matching shoe laces. i just don't know. i don't know. neon colored coats, bags complete the new look for spring and summer 2015. i just don't know if it's going to catch on. bill karins might do it, though. >>> a new survey finds mcdonald's is the country least favorite fast food chain. but according to the american customer service index, papa johns, pizza hut and little caesars were the most satisfyi

>> the hilary clinton book, tim geithner and i did download pickany's book and i will see how far i can get to it. but for pleasure i am going to go back and reread a couple involves that met a lot to me. especially the movie goer. >> what were you reading this summ summer? tell us what is on your summer reading list? tweet us or post it to our facebook page or send us n e-mail. >> here is a look at some of the best-selling non fiction books. at the top of the list is thomas picket picketty. "capital" and second is "every i need to know i learned from a little golden book" and best selling authors of freak-nomics are third with think like a freak and then tom robbins book is second. and "flash boys" by michael lewis is fifth. ... make sure you silencers cell phones, anything else that does is spirit order food and drinks throughout and make sure you show your great appreciation to the wait staff who work very hard here. know that he scheduled this evening are going to have a talk by dave zirin, q&a and then a book signing here. we do have another event afterwards, said the book signing

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hilary clinton is signing books this morning, it's a sold out event at book passage in san francisco's ferry building. last night she spoke at the theater to promote her book, "hard choices" and discuss why she's not committed to a run for president. clinton says she's expecting a grandchild. the former first lady also announced the clinton initiatives coming to oakland at the childhood development program called too small to fail. formal announcement is expected next month. >> i just checked online, could be standing room only tickets for that event this morning, book passage, but they won't know until 9:30. >> just in case you want to say good morning to hilary. >>> anybody whose in town right now, you know this is our tour season in the bay area because down in socal, it gets hot. we get tolerable temperatures. i can tell you right now though, this is very unusual this morning. look at the showers, they race through the bay area overnight, that was the first batch of rain. we'll going to see another batch come through the next couple of hours. i'll show you the future cast in just a

we tweeted on the consent of hilary clinton's soon to be published book.nd we posted on article about the swearinging of susie levine. we tweeted and posted our author programs on tianam square. we want to know what you are reading this summer. send us a tweet or post on facebook or send an e-mail. watch all weekend long to see what prominent washingtonians are reading. follow us on facebook/booktv for more news about the world of publishing and what is happening on booktv. >> what is the d in d-day stand for? >> it stands for nothing. soldiers joked it stood for death. or it stood for day. day-day. it is just a code. and you know people are tried retrospectively to try to figure out what it stands for and it has no meaning. >> why june 6th 1944? about 69 years ago today. >> that is right. it was supposed to be june 5th. that was the date that was picked by the president and it is very tricky to invade the norman coast. the tides are amazing. 23 footswing in the tides. the moon has to be right to go at night to allow paratroopers to see and the pitletslots

i remember when we got to shooting, the writer directors of the film were just hilarious.hey work so seamlessly together. the cast is so strong. it was a really fun experience for me. overall, just a really strong story, quality story. aboutid tice, let's talk a fun experience when it comes to investing. that people dols not expect so far this year. good performance last year. what do you think is ahead? >> i have a bear outlook. the school of economics. i believe that you are just pumping air into this market, we are inflating assets through quantitative easing. i think it is a full snare and, i think it ends badly. it is hard to say when. the price of gold will go up a lot. >> are you invested in gold? >> i'm not sure at the market by him heavily invested in gold. but congratulations. and annasophia robb. your social security, your 401(k) plan. what you want to know about your future? -- will want to read th you will want to meet the chief of alternative assets. onthis is "taking stock" bloomberg. americans leave as much as $100,000 or more in lifetime benefits on the ta

calling attention to regarding the government she's absolutely right by the way and that's kind of hilarious because she's acknowledging that this isn't an anti world cup demonstration that's happening every day and this is been happening since brazil got there their bid for the world cup there is a protest after protest because not only is are they protesting the rampant corruption within the government of brazil the protesting how much money they've spent on the all these all these lavish expenditures for all these projects all over brazil eleven billion dollars they've spent so far just on on these programs there's you know upwards of seventy percent of the population. see the delay with these projects is being very very poorly planned by the brazilian government they're protesting. health care lack of education troubles with transportation so i mean these are problems that you're seeing across brazil just today there were protests in sao paulo we're seeing some of those images now i believe this is the welcome wagon like you said this is the welcome wagon that journalists got the visitor

>> that is a hilarious movie. it is tripper ladies and gentlemen. i will tell you that meatball is hilarious but it is not a true representation of the camp community. we actually treat positive use of elements. i will also tell you that the 300,000 staff that are employed by the camp across the country are far better than those depicted in the movie. >> we got our first contestant right here. the question -- he's here with his whole family. they are sending their kid off to camp soon. approximately how many kids nation wide attend either sleep away camp or day camp. we have 5 million, 8 million, 10 million, 15 million. >> i'd say b., 8 million. >> kathie lee is in his future. >> all ryiight so the correct question is 10 million. >> the american camp association is working towards 10 million kids. we feel we are the perfect partners for the education for kids. during the off season, a camp, they get the livfe skills that they will need to be successful human beings. >> we have jennifer here. here is your question. a pivotal seen interest the 1998 fi

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if they press hilary clinton too hard they will get beat up.t beat up. they will probably get beat up either way. the challenge is because they have been on the circuit is to prod her beyond the scripted answers that hilary clinton has given on benghazi and her health and the millions that her and her husband have come up with. >> and the difficulty at getting to all of that, and you will never satisfy the audience -- >> the clock is ticking and that works against you but it is interesting that hilary clinton has decided to engage in fox news given here wearyness. >> the last interview on fox was january 2013 on a trip with greta. i talked to their people prior to this to try to get her to sit down and this is what worked out. we are excited about this conversation and it should be a good interview for one half hour of tv. we will bring you back tomorrow and howie if you are lucky we will bring you back and do the post analysis analysis. but thank for the pre-analysis analysis. we'll be watching, bret. starts at 6:45 eastern time. continues on

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>> yeah, it's hilarious. it's about guns. i'm a gun owner. and you should lock up your guns.t would be insane not to. by the way, most people who are in to gun safety, are using it as a proxy for gun grabbing. but i take them at their word. lock up your guns, you ought to. >> could this ad solve a lot of the world's problems? many of the problems you create. >> i don't follow the question. the answer, probably no. i think it's funny, like tucker said. it's a funny ad. it's a little uncomfortable. i know if i were watching that with my parents in the room, the room would go quiet and we would not be thinking about guns. i don't know if you need to be funny to be effective. >> what! i've proven that. [ laughter ] >> i think everybody agrees, you lock up your gun. if you're prosecond amendment or not. gun safety is important. i don't need to see it with -- >> wow. and she said the d word, joanne. >> i prefer the word sex toy or neck massager. are they nothing to laugh about? >> i think they are, but they really have nothing to do with guns. i think that's why it's humorous. it's

now we have just learned hilary clinton agrees with president obama that this may not be a role for thesecretary of state john kerry says isis is a threat to the world and they must be stopped. >> it is a fundamental basic terrorist structure that seeks to do everything outside of any rule of law and structure in order to dominate any territory or location where it is. it's frankly the enemy of civility. the enemy of rule of law. the enemy of pluralism and decency and we need to make crystal clear that the united states uses it to our interest as well as interest of our friends and allies in the region. >> joining me to discuss, michael weiss, i was reading your article and in that article you wrote, you called the situation in iraq an assisted suicide. explain if you would what you mean by that and do you think the do nothing approach is the best one for the u.s.? >> well, actually i think it's important to distinguish. it's not just about iraq anymore and it has not been for i would say three years or more. the border between syria and iraq has all but vanished. in fact, there's photo

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please welcome the hilarious iliza shlesinger, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you.e the fact that we're cold the problem of our significant other. every single girl has done this where you wake up in the morning next to your husband, boyfriend, whatever, dairy queen manager tinder set you up with. [ laughter ] the first thing out of your mouth, you're like, "babe, is it cold outside?" and your boyfriend's looking at you like, "i don't know 'cause i'm inside." [ laughter ] try eating something. you won't be so cold. i can't eat. it's admitting defeat. [ laughter ] girls don't like to eat. especially in front of other girls. it becomes like a standoff. like are you hungry? me neither. no. [ laughter and applause ] [ applause ] are you hungry? what, no. i ate last week. so i'm good. thank you. [ laughter ] and eventually we'll concede a a little bit. like i'll go with you. i won't make you eat alone. i'll go with you. subtext, i'll watch you get fat. [ laughter ] then it becomes i'll have a a bite. i'll have a bite. she'll have a bite. i'll have a bite of a bite. you h

hilarious. like i said, i'm so excited to take "the tonight show" on the road.say one of our favorite things to do is go through on the "tonight show" go through old news footage of nbc "nightly news" anchor brian williams. [ cheers and applause ] search the old clips of brian williams. things he says at the desk and then we edit the words down to make it look like he's rapping. actually it comes together pretty well. so, without further adieu, here's brian williams edited to look like he's rapping the sir mix a lot classic, "baby got back." [ cheers and applause ] take a look. ♪ ♪ i like big butts and i cannot lie you other brothers can't deny ♪ ♪ that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing ♪ ♪ in your face you get sprung wanna pull up tough 'cause you noticed ♪ ♪ that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she's wearin i'm hooked ♪ ♪ and i can't stop starin oh baby i wanna get wit'cha and take yo picture my homeboys tried ♪ ♪ to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny i like 'em round and big and when i'm ♪ ♪ throwin' a gig i just

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