>> devon: hilary... if you remember everything, you have to remember how much i love you and how much you love me. >> hilary: all i remember is that i cheated on neil. we broke his heart, and he never deserved that. >> devon: what about everything he's done to us over the last few months? you almost died! >> hilary: no. neil's only crime was loving both of us. >> devon: i don't believe what i'm hearing. >> hilary: well, you need to believe it, devon, because i don't love you. i love neil. and you need to accept that he's the one that i want to be with. >> devon: okay. you know, hilary, maybe you can forgive and forget what he's done, but... i can't do that. >> hilary: what are you doing? >> neil: he's calling the police. [ grinding and rustling ] [ knock on door ] >> dr. neville: hilary? mrs. hamilton, is that you? look at us back in school! i had the whitest smile. now i'm going to show up to the reunion with this whole situation. oh please. do what i'm doing. use crest whitestrips! crest 3d white white

i am not gonna implicate hilary or gwen. you hear me? story is -- i'm gonna tell him this -- it was my fault. i did everything. i was the jealous ex-husband who wanted revenge. i wanted to make you suffer. that's it -- end of story, clean and simple. >> devon: yeah, and it's a true story 'cause i hurt you. >> neil: no more excuses. it's time for me to stand up and face the music and be a man. i know that i'm gonna go to jail for a long time, and when i'm there, i bet you that you and hilary are gonna fall in love all over again. >> devon: you make that sound very easy. >> neil: that's 'cause it is. i'm not gonna lie. i don't want you to lie, because we have to protect the women we love and keep them out of this. >> devon: i'm not gonna say anything about hilary or gwen's involvement. >> neil: then what's the problem? >> devon: i just imagined this day... you know, for months -- finding the person that took hilary from me, making him pay, making him suffer the way that he made me suffer. >> neil: yeah. you -- you got your wish now. >> dev

hilary clinton or donald trump? >> lindsey graham. hilary clinton seems to be disconnected. embrace boots on the ground. mr. trump's position regarding syria haas always bes always be delusional. i'm not worried about them, i'm worried about my homeland. please wake up to the threats we face. hit them before they hit us. fight them in their backyard, not our backyard. people are ready to be led. america must lead and have boots on the ground as part of a regional army. we need 10,000 force in iraq not 3500. if we don't do these things soon what you see in paris is coming to america and if i'm commander in chief, it will not happen. >> it's a good answer but you didn't answer the question. i'll let you go. thank you. >>> one of the bombers smuggled himself in as a syrian refugee. this as hundreds of thousands of refugees are coming into europe and others still coming into new orleans. is it too risky? that conversation after the break. egom the second we're born. because, healthier doesn't happen all by itself. it needs to be earned every day. using wellness to keep away illn

>> hilary: no. no. >> devon: that's okay. i'm sure it'll come back to you soon. >> hilary: maybe. >> devon: i know it will, just like i know that you'll remember what we shared. >> hilary: actually... i already have. >> neil: i have to get going. >> gwen: can't you stay and finish coffee? i've barely seen you the past

hilary: a can. are seeing waves of college students now who are not prepared not only to deal with the failure in the classroom or romantic failure but the failure of not knowing how to do their own laundry. when parents coddle their kids. john: you were at brown university and you see this affect the parents? hilary: we are seeing students who aren't always prepared to get perhaps a. >> on a paper. it's income principle to them. john: did a quick? hilary: they might drop a class defined in easier grade. we see this student take first semester organic chemistry and doesn't do well and decides my dream of dana doctor is out the window. john: one of the results of the self-esteem movement is americans think they are smart on surveys. they asked do you do well in math and american kids compared to other countries rank themselves number one and self-esteem in math but less roll the chart of how well they actually do. they are ranked country by country and they are not number one on the chart. where's th

>> hilary: no, in ohio. think that's where the doctor's from. >> lily: finally, there's an end in sight to all of this. >> hilary: yeah. >> lily: why don't you seem happier about that?

>> hilary: no, in ohio. that's where the doctor's from. >> lily: finally, there's an end in sight to all of this. >> hilary: yeah. >> lily: why don't you seem happier about that?

going around the world with hilary clinton, the reception we got was almost frightening. because the whole world was engulfed in the same economic tsunami. people all of a sudden looked at this young president, who they saw was truly the first internationalist, with his unique heritage, and the combination of barak obama and hilary clinton flipped our image around the world overnight. but the expectations of what we could do for them were just unrealistic. but everybody wanted to do business with us. it's going to sound jingoistic, but evan, i'm telling you, the most treasured words in the world for poor consumers are "made in america," because they know, "if i put something on the table "that's raised in america, "probably not going to hurt my family. "if i buy something from a bunch of kids i read about in ut, "you know what, it's probably gonna do what they told me." and the cool thing, because they got all these rules and laws in america, if it doesn't work, you call them, and they'll either fix it or send you a new one. - [evan] take it back. - that's not the case. w

cosby was hilarious. caitlyn jenner, does the guy not have an internet? you really put that on? >> if bill cosby were in prison, i think it would be clever, but he's getting away with rape. (applause) but there was a pablo escobar i found really funny. >> larry: the baby? yes. >> larry: someone dressed up their baby as pablo escobar, the drug king. this is true! (laughter) >> i saw that kid in times square and bought a nickel bag. the kid delivers. >> larry: is it okay to dress your kid as a drilling kingpin? >> i was mad at first but then i saw the video and i was laughi laughing. >> larry: are you mad if someone dresses as an infamous character? can you be osama bin laden or is that too much? >> what i read was what happened to the good old days when osama bin laden was a monster? well, osama bin laden was a monster. i get it's offensive to some people, but -- >> larry: would you dress your baby as osama bin laden? >> i personally wouldn't and i understand those who get offended by it. >> larry: what if the baby really, really loved osama bin laden? (la

might want to use some of that hilarious interview to figure out isis. >> audience: ooh! >> larry: yeah. i just burned you. people want to watch an african tell jokes, go watch "the daily show," okay? all right. yeah. this is my house! this is my house! ( cheers and applause ) okay, republicans, what can we do to make your job interview experience for leader of the free world a little more to your liking? >> no lightning rounds, no hand raising. >> opening and closing remarks of at least 30 seconds. >> editorial control of the graphics that are put up on the screen while the candidates are speaking. >> and the room must be 67 degrees fahrenheit or colder. >> they don't want to feel disrespected. >> larry: then why are they in politics! ( cheers and applause ) i mean, dis-- you don't go into politics to be respected. what your second choice of profession, porn? it doesn't even make sense. this is so nit-picky. they want to have editorial control of the graphics? i don't even get that. ( laughter ) oh! guys! cut it out, please! i know it's turtle something, cut it out. god

some hilarious, some illuminating. dick: mine hilarious. emily: yours always hilarious.ick: always. some wildly inappropriate, yours only sometimes. some world changing. how do you deal with that on a daily basis as a ceo? dick: i don't have to read them all. so it does not all affect me personally. [laughter] emily: but a revolution could start at any moment. dick: well, the fascinating thing about the platform is the different ways it is used every day around the world. and the surprising moments that, you know, surface on the platform you have never thought about or have not even occurred to you. emily: the number of users has quadrupled since you became ceo. it is one of the most highly scrutinized, most mainstream companies in the world. dick: nobody scrutinizes -- what are you talking about? i do not -- i do not know what you are referring to, we have never been scrutinized. [laughter] emily: did you ever think you would be here when you were growing up in detroit? dick: well, no, no, not at all. you know, when i was growing up in detroit, i was very much -- i kind

bill: anarchy. >> that's hilarious. bill: lax on jaywalking and pretty soon you have gangs and crime. thanks. bill: "high speed chase", start us off. >> an explosion early wednesday morning. one person was killed and multiple and pulled out of the level. more than a dozen people have been displaced. bill: you have been chasing a some are now saying the most notorious mcdonald's in america, someamerica, some call it the jackie mcdonald's with the zombie mcdonald's. >> they are not going to bury the lead. got into not only the world's most notorious mcdonald's but the world's mostworld's most notorious mcdonald's bathroom. that's right. i made some pretty good friends in their and was nervous. the 2,011 security code,, stabbed twice. only been on the job for a week. you would think he had a receipt to get in there. i got in there. i did not see any things suspicious, butsuspicious, but i can see how this could be bill: what did you see inside? >> vagrants. directly toward the bathroom. it looked like they were pretty mobi

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and it sure as hell isn't gonna change how hilary feels about me. >> hilary: when i think about devon, all i feel is guilt and shame and disgust.

. >>> hilary clinton using the paris attacks today as a launching pad for her proposal to try to fight isis, an effort she helped to start as secretary of state. more bombing and arab nations putting troops on the ground but is it enough. evan s is in the news room with more. >> reporter: critics are saying this is more of obama's policy. clinton is aware that terrorism has become the number one issue in this campaign and made the speech in new york city because of our experience with 9/11. >> hilary clinton called for extensive air strikes and said america should lead this fight. clinton refuted the idea that to win we need american troops on the ground. >> like president obama, i do not believe that we should, again, have 100,000 american troops in combat in the middle east. that's just not the smart move to make here. >> and without naming any republicans, clinton today blasted those who have called for a halt in america accepting more syrian refugees. one of the paris attackers sneaked into >> turning away orphans, discriminating against muslims, slamming to door on every syrian re

so i got up there and i was like, this is going to be hilarious. or it's going to be sort of moving. i'll get up there, i'll come out. you know, i'll come out as my american self. and i got up there. and i was like, look, i just want to thank you so much for all the work that you've done, in a british accent. and i just want to say that -- in an american accent. and i really -- i just -- i have been waiting to tell you guys, you know. oh, the grips over there, you guys really thought that i was british. in fact i'm not and i love you and thank you. and it was met with such silence. and confusion. and disappointment. and betrayal. and then -- and i was like, oh, this did not land the way that i thought it would. >> jimmy: there's a weird long joke. on the other hand not one of them asked you where are you from the whole time you were there? >> i think i might have even those questions. >> jimmy: i see. >> helmsworth, obviously. >> jimmy: it's an important lesson learned. it's a great lesson for young actors as well. congratulations on the movie and

. >> still others seek to calm concerns as hilary clinton addressed it during her appearance on live with kelly and michael. >> we have to take it seriously. we have to be vigilant. however, that shouldn't effect how we live our lives. >> while there are no specific threats to the city some people never the less will be disturbed by the video experts say and may harbor uneasy feelings that could -- >> make them have difficulty sleeping, stress them out added to the usual level of stress of dealing with their life during the day. >> reporter: never the less city officials said don't be afraid but be vigilant and go about your lives. reporting from time's square tim fletcher, channel 7, eyewitness news. >> thank you. clinton unveiled her plan to fight isis as she laid it out at a forum on the upper east side. >> our strategy should have three main elements. one, defeat isis in syria, iraq and across the middle east. two, disrupt and dismantle the growing terrorist infrastructure that facilitates the flow of fighters financing arms and propaganda around the world. three, harden our defe

>>> well, hilary clinton was clearly in an upbeat mood after filing her papers in new hampshire today. well, i asked her about donald trump in his performance on saturday night live. she had a couple of choice words words. >>> isn't he the one that's like you are all losers? >> reporter: hilary clinton not the only presidential candidate to appear on saturday night live . >>> enjoy my tweets . >> reporter: her republican rival, donald trump, has his turn this weekend and drew the program's biggest audience in years. >>> i knew this was going to happen . >> reporter: but when i asked former secretary of state about trump's big numbers, she clearly wasn't bothered a bit . >>> what does that say about your popularity that he gets better ratings on snl? >>> compare the performance. >> reporter: clinton's brush brushoff came right after she officially filed papers for the new hampshire primary. the former secretary of state then slammed her republican rivals in a rally on the statehouse steps. >>> they say, well, you know, this recovery is so slow. really? why did we need a recovery? what

while i was looking at this hilarious video, my daughter ran off into the street. luckily no cars were coming. but i learned a valuable lesson that day. and i turned that lesson into an idea. and i turned that idea into an industry. fasten your shark belts because i present to you -- the kid cone. >> jimmy: a full-sized traffic safety cone for kids. >> there is an actual child in there? >> jimmy: say hello, tanner. >> hello, i'm tanner but i can't see. >> jimmy: you can let your children play in traffic knowing the kid cone is there to protect them. i'm seeking $100,000 for 5% of this company, personal safety is an emerging industry. if you look at this pie chart you will see the wearable cone market. we have 100% of it right now. if you believe the children are our future, let's do the safety dance together. put a cone on every kid. thank you. >> jimmy, how does it work? >> jimmy: you just put it over the kid's head. >> can we see that demonstrated? >> jimmy: absolutely. guillermo? >> guillermo: sure. >> jimmy: see that? >> how are you liking that? >> it's pretty

democrat hilary clinton has officially filed her paperwork for the primary in new hampshire hampshire. it comes as her poll numbers continue to climb. he is now just one point behind bernie sanders in new hampshire. so what might this mean for the presidential candidate? hiller instinct. >>> hilary clinton is no strang stranger to the secretary of state's office in new hampshire. >>> same spot. my fourth time. >> reporter: the first time was 1991 for her husband's first campaign. in 1995 she visited as first lady. she was back for the third time in 2007, for her first campaign. >>> i am running for president . >> reporter: when she announced in april, she was the instant front-runner but then see stumbled. thanks it a strong debate performance and even stronger appearance before the congressional benghazi committee and joe bide indeed siding not to run, hillary is dominating house. average all of the national polls and she is beating vermont senator bernie sanders 55 to 33, more than 20%age points. in iowa she has a similar lead, 54 to 30. and in new hampshire she is now just a point

and it sure as hell isn't gonna change how hilary feels about me. >> hilary: when i think about devon, all i feel is guilt and shame and disgust. buwh