i mean, what would you say, hilary?> i think no matter who they nominate they're going to coalesce around the candidate and try and spend the billions of dollars to try and defeat the president. but what they're rooting for is for the economy to get worse hand they're acting irresponsibly. i think the american people will not stand for that in these republican candidates. they don't want to see a candidate tear down the economy just for their own political gain. that's why president obama, you know, looking like he's the guy who wants to compromise, bring people together, show that we can work on things, and focus on jobs and the economy and not on these partisan battles is going to be what the american want. >> well, one thing's for sure. the republicans are going to have to find somebody and get behind that person. i repeat to you, dick, i don't want an answer, more of a statement. until they make a point as to which way they're going to go, whether it's tea party or moderate, you have a problem. dick armey, hilary ro

she's hilary kramer, editor of gamechangerstocks.com. nice to see you, welcome back. specifically you're looking at a couple of european foofl companies. we'll begin with glaxosmithkline, gfk the ticker symbol, waysed in the u. k., makes the asthma drug advair and aquafresh toothpaste. what makes you like this in the mid 40s? >> what i like is the dividend yield. we're all chasing dividend yields right now, in a diversified pipeline, new drugs coming out. this is really a great company to own, and of course even though it's on the higher end of its 52-week on the chart, it still makes sense to buy european companies. >> tom: you still like value there. that's kind of a broad health care. nordisk, the danish company, focuses on diabetes care, and its share prices really droped off reasonly, trading just above 100 per share. >> this is about picking up a stock that has really been hit hard with european concerns. even though it's a danish company. what people don't know about novo nordifb is they invented the -- it's the worlds largest inlynn producer. and so it saw a 1

our guest this evening on "street critique": it's hilary kramer with gamechangerstocks.com. >> susie: here's what we're watching for tomorrow. a closer look at the consumer-- we'll get a check on inflation with july's consumer price index, see the latest home sales data and get the weekly totals on jobless claims. also tomorrow, why jobs of the future may look more and more like this and less and less like this. the battle over bratz dolls drags on. a federal judge ordered mattel to post a $315 million bond as the toymaker appeals an award of almost that much to bratz doll maker m.g.a. entertainment. the companies have been locked in a battle over the pouty-faced dolls for seven years. both sides claim they came up with the idea for the dolls. the appeals process could last another two to three years. >> tom: while fitch ratings is keeping the nation's credit rating at aaa, it's not sold on new jersey. fitch cut garden state bonds today by one notch to aa-minus. it believes new jersey will struggle to meet pension and worker-benefit liabilities. still, fitch notes the state benefits f

and there are other things that we've learned that are hilari s hilarious.a politician answers the question but stutters, you know, hesitates, it signals that they're hiding something or whatever else. it's better from a viewer's standpoint to speak fluently about a different question than to stutter and mutter through the right question. which is -- >> and the best way -- and the best way, i think, was when ronald reagan was really chucked a bullet of a question. let's see how he responded. because this was genius. >> yeah. >> some of your staff say you were tired after your most recent encounter with mr. mondale. i recall, yet, that president kennedy had to go for days on end with very little sleep during the cuban missile crisis, is there any doubt in your mind that you will be able to function in such circumstances? >> not at all. and i want you to know that also i will not make age an issue of this campaign. i am not going to exploit or -- for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience. >> now, that, gentlemen, is the way to do it, isn't it

. >> we had a young reporter out at the game tonight and you thought he was hilarious. >> i was tellingking attendant was in the background. >> maybe that's what it was. a guy who's lived a little bit would go he's already. >> i was laughing also because of the guy in the background, the yellow jacket. >> it's good you got back for this. >> it is. >> anyway, going into the hall of fame tomorrow. i enjoy mullen, one of the best guys in bay area sports history, great basketball player. had a little adversity with alcohol, beat that, hello, he is going to steal the show tomorrow night. it's mullen, it's rodman, so it's going to be a big deal. here's mullen on going in the hall. >> all of these pictures of these players, a lot of them i wanted to be like and it's overwhelming to be included in this group. it's a great honor. a great accomplishment for a player. i accept it on behalf of so many people. thank you and it's a great honor. >> if you want to play around that will be on the nba channel at 4:00 tomorrow. i just like guys and that's one of the guys. >> he's one of

. >> he's all wet, it's hilarious. >> jimmy: i know you were just on a tour of -- in the only in theere over in europe, ght? >> yes, i did a stand-up tour. it was a lot of fun. >> jimmy: was that your first time going over there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: stand-up? >> yeah, i'd never toured internationally before. it was really fun. you meet a lot of interesting characters on tour. my favorite person i met on tour was, i had this guy that picked me up at the airport, took me to the venue. i was talking to him. what did you do before you were driver? used to be a celebrity bodyguard. i was like, who did you bodyguard for? he's like, you name it, miley cyrus, jonas brothers. i was like, whoa, out of all the people you bodyguarded for, who was the toughest person who had the craziest fans. toughest person, cher. craziest fan, pauley shore. and i was like, what, those are both wrong answers. i can do security for pauley shore. hey, man, can you leave pauley shore alone, thanks. all right, pauley, let's go, those two guys are gone. >> jimmy: wow. and you -- the audiences, they get the jokes and

also i want to thank you, hilary flynn, the director of the irish festival for this invitation. let's celebrate the irish in the americas. i put a title to my conversation with you today, take the journey with me, and i wanted to read you an irish proverb that i like it very much because it's the way the history of myself, the history of my family. the longest road out is the shortest road home. and so travel with me and let's go to havana, cuba, and to know a little bit about the irish, the few irish that went to cuba, in particular to havana. i want you to know that on the left side of the entrance to the havana harbor, there is a well-known fortress, el moro. there is a lighthouse there and the moro has become a image of cuban nationality and in particular havana. in that lighthouse you find, you read an -- when you enter the havana harbor, you find an irish name. that lighthouse was known for many years as the odono lighthouse. who was this person, odono the man that oversaw the project of the lighthouse in 1844 and he was a governor of cuba from 1843 to 48, but he was a spa

people stuck on ideology and where they say it's hilarious that the far left says all the economists agree. the far right say all the economists agree. all economists don't agree on anything. they are there to make weather forecasters look smart. ridiculous. so what all americans can agree on is they are well aware we're spending 42% more than we're taking in and they're aware that has to be fixed. most people are smart enough to know we can't fix it in well fell swoop with this particular bill. it is time this is addressed. this is not a false crisis. it's a real crisis that's been brought to the head by the emotions of the american people. >> david, you spent a lot of time talking to the average it is time this is addressed. this is not a false crisis. it's a real crisis that's been brought to the head by the emotions of the american people. >> david, you spent a lot of time talking to the average american and understanding their cares and concerns. there is this kind of mythology being built up, i think, in washington, that americans aren't prepared for tax increases but i don't g

international on the sidelines of the picking up a knee ligament in training it means either ross turnbull or hilary will keep cool for saturday's game against west brom londoners through their opening league match last weekend at stoke. he filled with weights on top of it. and. with the million mints. nothing we expected much worse when we saw the incidence who he's made the amount of the good news is that it's just three to four weeks not brings us to tennis where world number two rafael nadal was forced to dig deeper against his compatriot fernando verdasco to progress into the quarterfinals of the since nothing open the spite having a huge collection of silverware the spaniard is going for his first ever title in ohio big hitter verdasco one of the few perch on the world terry able to match an adult power roughish crumbling to the opening set seven six before his opponent took the next one by the same scoreline adults forced to run all over the court from most for hours in the much in the end however the twenty five year old was sharper when it mattered taking also said six asserting mardy fish

. >> reporter: but then, she met a lawyer named hilary neiman who had something incredible to offer. >> it was unique, all right. she had a set of intended parents and the intended parents had hired a surrogate to carry third party embryo. mid-pregnancy, i think it was in the fifth month, they had walked away from the deal. >> reporter: neiman was offering to let taildataylor take over. it seemed like the perfect solution. she impressed you? >> she impressed me. >> reporter: at that point, you say, all right, i'm going to go with it. you seem like you would be hard to sucker. this woman, let's be honest, she suckered you. how much money? >> initially, i believe it was 180. >> reporter: you sent her $180,000? >> i did. she was giving me a baby. >> reporter: the baby was real, but everything else was a lie. the lawyer was part of an illegal baby selling ring, along with two other women, one of whom, teresaa ericsson, was so well-known in the sure g si field that she hosted her own radio show. >> and hello and welcome back to the sure ga si lawyer radio show. >> reporter: according to c

i found it hilarious. >> i think that's with everyone who hosts.hey go, chris rock, he was so irreverent. i go, that's what chris rock does. what do you want him to do, billy crystal's act? billy crystal, he's the best at billy crystal. steve martin is the best at steve martin. >> i went to the emmys when you were the host, and what they really want is they don't want it to ever feel uncomfortable or nasty. and your genius that day is you were coming out with lots of stuff, just knifing people, but it all felt so warm and celebratory, that everyone felt they could laugh. >> yeah. >> that's your trademark, i think, isn't it? >> i think that's my thing. i don't like to kick people when they're down. i like to kick people when you're up. i'll take care of you until you're up again. then i'll take a shot. if you're in on the joke, i know everybody can take a good joke, if you're in on it, then why not do that. that's the fun of it. i remember we had ted danson, i had to introduce ted danson, great guy, great sense of humor. i was, like -- they played t

there was an extrodinary house, lucky house, very grateful for all of that who is hilariously funny. he is holder sister, anita brenner was older, worked in the "new york times" in the 1930s. there are many pictures of anita in those family scrapbooks. unfortunately my father hated his older sister, rather than getting to have wonderful times of gertrudestein in mexico, all i heard was she is a monster. they didn't speak. the idea of her, the largeness of her loomed large in the house. >> so you start out, you become a writer for all of these reasons and you are someone who compulsively takes notes and packages what you see in story form, as you decide you are going to climb into your own life and own family story, how did you figure out what was true? >> that was a tough one. first of all, being a reporter, so often it is about a way with of finding our own stories and the stories we write about. one of the aspects so interesting for so many of us, if you are an introverted extrovert or shy person or rather hidden asking questions is a great way to hide. if you are writing a memoir,

safety message but mostly because it's hilarious. >> let's do this. >> both hands. >> do it. >> aret? >> here, do you want this? >> no, no, no. okay, go. one -- >> oh, my god. >> [ bleep ]. >> okay, here we go. one, two. three. go. >> ahh. >> jimmy: i'm trying to figure out what -- how the --ould have helped. [ applause ] it's like an interpretative dance version of a jeff foxworthy joke. the e use of representatives tonight voted to approve the much talked about debt ceiling bill. do we care about the debt ceiling bill? no, huh? the bachelorette, yes. we're very, very focused. tomorrow, it goes to the senate. see, all it took was the threat of financial armageddon to get both sides together. while the bill got support from both sides of the fence, neither side appears to be happy about it. liberals say it gives republicans everything they wanted that the democrats laid down and let the republicans roll over them. democrats disagree. they were planking. and there's a difference. but i will tell you something. we wouldn't be in this mess if joe biden hadn't invest all our money in ra

hilary duff and her hockey playing husband mike comrie celebrated more than just their first anniversary weekend. she announced on her facebook page they have a baby on the way. a rep for "30 rock" star tina fey told people she gave birth last week to her second daughter penelope athena.q(a and finally, it's another girl for jessica alba and cash warren. the actors gave birth to the couple's second daughter haven garner warren. i haven't heard that name before. >> haven? at least it's short. >> she obviously likes the >> the cardiff by the sea, not the first time the cardiff kook has been vandalized but the most creative. a prehistoric diorama around this bronze statue of a novice surfer. a pterodactyl appears to swoop down to lift the surfer off its board. the statue has been criticized since the local surf community since itsxd unveiling in 2007. i'm vinita nair. >>> yesterday, a record 85,000 people took part in the world's biggest combined road race in australia. the 41st city to surf race featured more runners than new york and london's marathons combined. it rain about 8 1/2 miles

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the sidelines after picking up a knee ligament knock in training it means either ross turnbull or hilary will keep cool for saturday's game against west brom a londoner through their opening league match last weekend at stoke. to fill the lead with the weights on top of him. and. and i think we expected much worse from here when we saw the incidents. because many. uses its use is just. not going to tennis where world number two rafael nadal was forced to dig deep against his time pocket for an over dust go to progress into the quarterfinals of the since nothing open the side having a huge collection of silverware the spaniard is going first first ever title in ohio big hitter verdasco one of the few periods in the world terry evil to match an adult power roughish crumbling to the set seven six before his opponent. took the next one by the sea and scoreline adela forced to run all over the court for almost four hours in the much in the end however the twenty five rule was sharper when it mattered to also say six searching mardy fish reach the final three tournaments awaits the world numbe

she's hilary kramer, editor of gamechangerstocks.com. millary, you're looking at cognizant, an i. t. information technology service provider, works for banks, health care companies and others. the stock was able to pop higher today thanks to a stronger outlook. what pushes it above 72 and change? >> cognizant technologies works globally to help companies, especially in growth areas like computing and mobility, get more innovative cut costs and that's what it's really about, and it's amazing that a company like cognizant is still able to do well in this environment. but they're very, very competitive, even though they actually raised prices, their effectiveness is there in the marketplace, zoo you'll continue to see it run because investors go after stocks that do well. >> tom: the company announced that it made over 7,000 net new hires in the past quarter, so there's a bullish outlook there. rebecca sent us a note online, writing some time back you said goal was in a multi year bull run. are you still of that opinion? as we know, not adjusted for inflation, gold prices are at reco

and, hilary kramer is our "street critique" guest. you can email your questions to streetcritique@nbr.com. federal officials say a california gas company's "litany of failures" led to last year's pipeline explosion near san francisco that killed eight people. in a scathing report, national transportation safety board officials blame the explosion on poor pipeline welds, inadequate inspection by regulatory agencies and a lack of an emergency response plan. there was no immediate response to the report from pipeline owner pacific gas and electric, but the company has said it's taken "multiple steps" to improve the safety of its natural gas operations. >> tom: lehman brothers took a big step towards officially wrapping up its bankruptcy today. a federal judge gave lehman's creditors the green light to vote on the failed bank's $65 billion payback proposal. lehman filed for bankruptcy nearly three years ago. it was the biggest bankruptcy in u.s. history. since then, the estate has sold off portions of the firm's business and assets, tryin

and hilary kramer is our "street critique" guest. you can email your questions to streetcritique@nbr.com. living social is entering the south korean market in a big way. it's buying local daily deal service "ticket monster" for an undisclosed price. monster accounts for 45% of korea's daily deal market. this is living social's ninth acquisition in the past year and its biggest to date. it's expected to follow its bigger u.s. rival, groupon, to the public market, filing for an initial public offering later this year or early next. >> tom: while the debt deal is history, the senate failed to end a partial shutdown of the federal aviation administration today. senate lawmakers continue objecting to legislation approved by the house to fully fund the agency because the bill includes cuts to some subsidies for rural air service. with congress on vacation for the rest of the month, no action is likely until september, leaving most federally funded airport construction projects on hold. >> susie: as washington puts the wraps on the debt cei

already written i want it right now we've got to leave the point still holds i mean hilary rosen when he went out liberals ok rick i want to go to you i mean we don't hear today we use the term west all the time and you know and i use it all the time i'll be honest with you but we don't hear the word we don't say the east we don't people don't use that is it's polar opposite. well in philosophy we talk often about eastern philosophy and i'm reminded of the young in a satirical magazine we have here in the united states that had a headline that went something like chinese student discovers western philosophy and his parents were horrified that he was into these radical western ideas. but i want to pick up on something that homie said earlier that i think there is a certain experience of the west from the outside that we who are so-called westerners can't ignore that is when for example the west is. protecting the airspace over libya there is an experience on the ground that there is this entity called the west that is not internally defined but acts terminally defined and so along with

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government coming in here and regulating what you have to say as a corporation i disagree but then hilary thank you for very much for trouble once ok this idea that corporations are people didn't just spring out of nowhere it goes back a very very long way actually there is a contrast to if you would go back to one thousand nine hundred justice chief justice john marshall the third chief justice of the united states supreme court president thomas jefferson was appointed by john adams the guy who actually initiated arguably the doctrine of judicial review with margaret versus madison an eighteen nineteen in a case called dartmouth versus woodward john marshall said corporation is an artificial being invisible intangible and existing only in contemplation of law this is eighteen nineteen being a the mere creation of what up as this is only those properties which the charter of its creation confer upon it period that's it. in one thousand nine hundred six however the so the pacific railroad there was a case called the southern pacific railroad versus santa clara county and in that case the s

said as you know why take john boehner in his word and i don't believe anybody who has a car is hilarious democrats are so cute they're miami of the heroes in pro wrestling or always potentially shocking the referees not unfortunate no play school shame will go ahead because there were not at all those were over yet really just tension on the specially good guy with a chair i was like about what. well it's. you know the president's first response to that question was what are you talking about and then second response was nobody is going to hold the full faith and credit of the united states you know john boehner. do you think it's possible that they had already game to this and he actually thought that he even back in december had a deal with john boehner and in fact it was but apparently three four days ago he thought he had a deal john boehner and then eric cantor apparently came along and put a little knife point john boehner skinny and said you don't yeah we're going to my misreading i think boehner got taken by surprise for sure but which means the president getting it was yeah yeah

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you know why take john boehner in his word and i don't believe that anybody who has a heart it's hilarious democrats are so cute they're my me of the heroes in pro wrestling are always perpetually shocked at the referees not enforcing that no boy school chain rule because they were not. yet really here just catching on he specially in a good guy with a chair always look about way well it's. you know the president's first response to that question was what are you talking about and second response was nobody is going to hold the full faith and credit of the united states you know john boehner would do that why do you think it's possible that he had already game to this and he actually thought that he even back in december had a deal with john boehner and in fact a parent we three four days ago he thought he had a deal john boehner and then eric cantor apparently came along and what will my point john boehner is kidding and said you don't yeah my misreading is i think boehner got taken by surprise for sure but which means the president yeah yeah sure . and you know what it is a little bit cr

yeah, that was hilarious. you mean psychologically unstable and sad? let's discuss this? sherrod's favorite segment we call -- >> lightning rooooouuuund. lightning round. >> sherrod, are you a comedian i have been told many times. >> on some nights. >> you saw that. joking or not joking? >> first of all, creepy, yes. maybe joking, but too much canadians in joking. that's why he said chubby kids because he wanted american kids. it is creepy though. you run across somebody and it is like, don't tell your pa you came to see me. is you ever heard of atari? >> that is a great idea for a movie. >> that was way too close to home, too many specifics. >> i was abducted as a child. i never got the atari. >> it is not like it is an upcoming movie together. this was creepy. creepy, creepy. >> jim carey always has been creepy, but now he has old man creepy. i think this is like charlie seen. >> i don't think he saw the charlie sheen stuff going on. worked for sheen. >> jenni mccarthy is probably having sex with somebody right now and this is his way of getting back to her. >> she is h

the cartoons are hilarious. >> the the great thing is once somebody finds out they will subscribe, they will try to up subscribe you. they will give you your money back for the last 10 years you subscribed. >> when somebody finds out? >> yes. >> it is funny you mentioned that because i spoke to somebody in pr and she never heard of "red eye" and she said she would get me a subscription. somehow she is linked to the show. awesome. thank you whoever you are. >> the other degree besides government is humanities. that was a major you pick so you can drink all night and wake up hung over and miss classes. isn't that why people are bone heads? >> politicians? >> yes jie. i don't know. >> i don't know either. i am trying to figure out why republicans are so engorged over businessmen. >> it is the best measure of success. >> why would you want a ceo president? >> they know how to run things. >> no, they don't. i don't work for the president 679 -- i don't work for the president. >> half of your paycheck goes to the government. >> a ceo has employees. >> you are confusing employees with sharehol

. >> it is our advice column which is the most hilarious thing ever. he has an amazing argument for putting ashton kutcher up for human sacrifice. and he quotes the great, great gutfeld in it at great length. >> thank you. >> excellent. >> greg, i have about 12 seconds or so. anything you want to get off your chest? anything you want to talk about or ask me or say to our people watching at home or maybe the other guests or maybe we should just end the show? >> i don't know. i mean we could just stair at each other. >> sure.