hilary swank. ah, hilary swank. not at all. she's got mean eyes. have you seen her with her bangs? beautiful movie star. so maybe we should just go to work. she is an amazing actress. but that's not the question. she's not hot. (kevin) yeah. thank you, phyllis. okay, why don't we just put this to a vote? and then we'll be done with it. i'm not voting. no one cares. who thinks that hilary swank is hot, raise your hand. okay, and who thinks that hilary swank is not hot, raise your hand. five. five to five. thank you, accounting department. so what do we do now? what if the owner of prince family paper has a beautiful daughter and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets? i will seduce her. no, i wanna seduce her. i'll seduce her. let me seduce her. no, no, no. michael, please, can i seduce her? i got it. you'll fall in love with her. yeah, so what if i did? that would take precedence, and i would expect your support. okay, so let's go over the plan again. all right, i'm a local business owner. mm-hmm. i need to buy paper. i find out everything about their prices and polici

syria they want their own country well it's very interesting hilary if we look at some of these foreign fighter of fighters up to ten thousand there are some estimates and even more fighters in syria now than there were ever in afghanistan and that the civil war in syria has only been going on for two years i mean are these people fighting for syria what are they doing there and is anybody outside the the exiles can they control them in any way shape or form it's i think clearly they cannot control and we've seen over the past two years that the london eleven can't control them their sponsors saudi arabia and qatar can't control them i think they are not listening to any outside backer for the benefit. syria there they are very much for themselves whether it's for a panasonic state or whether it's just for their own various criminal reigns we don't really know and i don't think we should be so concerned we should focus on power sharing conflict resolution and reconstruction in syria whether anybody from the opposition comes or not that's what we did with afghanistan we weren't inviting

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[laughter] >> ellen: and you two -- i heard a hilarious holiday story. was it christmas, owen?ristmas morning before i went to my house and when i was there you were starting to open presents and saying "hang around a little bit" so i watched you open some presents and then i had an idea and i excused myself and i went out like i was going to my car and ran around the house to woody and lara's bedroom into the clos sxet went into woody's closet and grab -- closet and went into woody's closet and got some stuff and put it in a bag and i was like i got you something. he pulls out a sweater and i said "i wasn't sure about your size. you might want to try it on." he put it on and it fit perfect, like a hemp sweater, lara, it's perfect. when he put the shoes on he was literally jumping like a kid going, "they fit perfect." and it literally -- he did not know, and then i went back around and got more presents and this time i didn't even bother getting stuff that looked new, i go around and you're almost in tears, "i can't believe you got me stuff" then you're like, "this looks famili

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hilarious.lon is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] always funny. >> steve: nicest, funniest -- >> jimmy: a new stand-up cd. great on "weeds." she's a great actress, the beautiful elizabeth olsen will be joining us as well. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from the avett brothers. oh, my goodness. they are talented guys. the avett brothers. they're so talented. speaking of music, it's monday. there are so many great songs out there right now. let's take a look at the top of the charts. number three, we've got "royals" by lorde. as i said my favorite new song. i love that song. number two, we have "roar" by katy perry. and number one, "wrecking ball" by miley cyrus. >> steve: wow. number one. >> jimmy: that's the top three songs. now let's take a look at the bottom of the charts. we got number 98, the john mccain collection of musical moans. [ laughter ] >> steve: i love that one. >> jimmy: we have a clip of that one? can we jam it up. yeah. [ moaning ] ♪ that's good. [ laughter an

it's unbelievably hilarious. >> thank you.every word. what happened to you, buddy? >> i was filming a promo for "bad grandpa." and i was irving. all the make-up. and i was in a frat house. and i was sitting with the students watching the screening, and lo and behold, one of them slipped me a dose of ecstasy in my beer. >> jimmy: wait, what? are you for real? >> i swear. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. wait. so, you got -- wait. so, you were out there -- you were at the university of arizona. >> minding my own business. >> jimmy: dressed like an old man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and they slipped an old man ecstasy? [ laughter ] what happened? wait. what? johnny, i feel bad for you. >> my heart started racing. i'm, like, what is this? and then i'm, like, oh, i remember. [ laughter ] you know, i hadn't taken it since i was in my 20s. but, i thought if someone forced it on me, i'm not going to fight it. >> jimmy: so, you don't remember the rest of the night of what really happened. >> i do. there's pictures and things. i just -- i remember it wa

that would be hilarious.oney. that is awesome. like she basically has a hobby for a job. oh, yeah. so, not the ring, then? the--the--not doing the ring, then. i think this is better. the other thing would get jim. this is nice. it's fun. it's fun. okay, okay. oh, he hates it when we pick on his girlfriends. okay. they came up with that idea really fast. this trip is longer than i thought. yeah, it did look shorter-- aah! aah! aaaa! hey. whew, ow. i was having a nightmare. you were sleeping? you were talking before. was i? really? was i saying anything interesting? not really. all right, what's the scoop? how far? four hours. almost halfway there. we're only halfway? halfway! okay, you know what i want to do? i want to pull over and find a little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. emphasis on the bed. and the breakfast. next exit isn't for five miles. let's check there. hey, guys. hey, how are ya? hi. good to see you. nice to see you again, pam. pam, i haven't seen you in so, so long. all right.

. >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: one of the funniest guys i've ever met in my life. him so much. i mean, not just carol burnett. but even on "30 rock," he's so funny. >> steve: with don knotts in those movies? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. he's just unbelievable. i actually got to meet him before the show. i had my lawyer out in l.a., tom rowan, who is the best dude in the whole wide world. he's just so awesome and nice. and he wanted to have a barbeque for me and my wife. so we go out. he's goes, "we'll have some friends out there, and we'll have tim conway come over." i go, "i'd love to meet tim conway. i'm so excited. i'm a big fan." he goes, "yeah, he's a friend of ours. come over to the house." so me and my wife take a cab out to -- in l.a., i hate to drive. i'm an awful driver. so we take a cab out to this place. we get out, and tom was there and his wife marla, who's awesome. she played the mom on "small wonder," who is awesome. so i go to their house, and they greet us with like two margaritas. i'm like, this is so awesome. i love this party. all ready, they're that

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hilary clinton campaigning today on behalf of terry mcauliffe.hades of things to come here, seeing her on a campaign trail for 2016? >> well, just the idea brings a smile to my face, you know, alex. >> all of us. it would be fun to cover her. >> i can talk about this but i think this is the beginning of a process that will lead to her candidacy and hopefully her being the first madame president. >> what do you think susan? >> you have to give her a lot of credit. this is why people respect the clintons politically. she shows a great deal of loyalty but the second is now that the polls widened in the race in virginia she is going into a former red state that's now purple and coming in as there's a huge gender gap. she's going to look strong and the story will come out that she influenced that race. that's to her credit. >> yeah. >> good way to go if you're setting yourself up to run internationally. >> in fact, this is a women for terry event. we showed the poll numbers. terry mcauliffe is up about 8 points over ken cuccinelli. so when you look at

laugh out loud hilarious. >> we saw a little about of it. we will tune in.oing to see a little bit of it now. ♪ ♪ ♪ >>> we rely on the food trucks for the lunchtime. >> the food trucks are great, because you can tastee everything, and part of my food naturally thin, is your diet is a bank account. and you don't want to restrict.t they have small portion. you get a little bit of everything, you share it with friends, you get to experience different cultures and different tastes of foods and you still maintain your waistline. >> that is more on today. bethenny thank you for joining n us this morning. >> thank you.hank >> just a reminder, you can catch bethenny weekdays here onn the mighty fox 5. >>> and time now is 9:39. we will be right back. >>> if you propose, you give the ring. >> yes. >> but if you can't afford a good ring would you rather contribute. >> buy within your means. >> and hear about it for rest of your life. a  >>> raking bad was officially a record breaker, more than 10 million people tuned in for the finale. ne

but who would think warren buffett. >> that is hilarious.e is responding to miley cyrus who warned justin bieber about not ending up like vanilla ice. she basically told justin, you don't want to end up like a punk like ron van winkle. in a ode to her, he put miley cyrus on his feet like she put rolling stones on her feet. but that is a real tattoo and his is not. ♪ >> here it is. the song that's been immortalized as the sound track of walter wright's final moments on "breaking bad.." >> baby blue punctuating the end of a wildly successful series. >> promises to be remembered as one of television's most notable here's abc's david wright. >> just get me home. i want to rest. >> reporter: finales are all about moments of redemption and/or revenge. >> i read that you cried writing the last episode. >> i did because it was so darn brilliant. [ laughter ] >> reporter: "breaking bad's" finale tied up loose ends you may not have noticed. for instance, when walt puts his watch on the phone booth. the show's creator said he had to ditch the watch bec

have you tried to make your scared face less hilarious? >> just a reflex.anks or tricks have you played on paul? >> rubber snakes. live crickets. thrown over his shoulder. stuff as easy as jumping out from around the corner. >> the basics is what you get become to? paul, do you ever retaliate is? there every any -- retribution on your part? >> no. every time i try to scare one of these kids they just look at me like what's wrong with you? >> jimmy: okay. ha-ha-ha. you are owe skay with this? >> yeah, allen good fun. doesn't bother me. i get a kick out of it too. >> jimmy: i want you to know i approve out the pranks and even more of a boss who has a good enough sense of humor to allow this to go on. [ applause ] thank you for joining us. jake and j.t. and paul from little rock, arkansas. we should all, let's, together look back on this video when they ultimately kill paul. ha-ha-ha.ny it is then. tonight, we have a good one for you, emily vancamp. is with us. and then we will be right back with sir elton john. so stick around! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ b

hilarious. i did not realize it crossed over to other new yorkers. latino humor is based on humor.unny is funny. tavis: one will we be this familiar with latino comedians? you can do this all day with black comedians. him fluffy. e are all working very hard. i am working on an animated roject. i put gabe in my show. he had never flown first class. he had an opportunity. let gabriel fly first class. isold the stewardess, he julio iglesias's son, but he is not good looking. if you can make his time and so special. gabriel gets off the plane. first class is amazing. they were so good to me. i said, that is first class. i was going to say paul rodriguez come up but everyone knows him as p-rod. >> i know a friend of mine developing a show, and i tell you, he is a good-looking kid. we both had good-looking children. we don't consider ourselves good-looking. out looking good. that kid is handsome. tavis: tell me a bit about your journey in this town. you are still on it. journey yout the are on and whether or not it has been worth it to have to go through all this. >> i think about that.

the grimly hilarious moment last friday but just by a message from ayman al zawahiri the head of al qaedapresumably the number one target on president president obama's hit list similarly praising the lines of syria for rising against the assad regime. al qaeda and the white house in singh. so in some ways he would recognize the world he left a year ago but he would be said. i know he would be said to be missing it all this endless theater and particularly america. my introduction to the book some fool in england some blairite once attacked alexander is anti-american because he was being properly derisive about the excesses of the clinton era. the political excesses, not the sexual of this -- excesses. alexander loved the country and he knew it better than 99% of americans. he traveled endlessly back and forth. in fact he traveled so much and wore out so many cars one of the more touching memorials or letters of condolence with regard -- that arrived after his death was one from his insurance agent signed by people saying they really enjoy dealing with him and it was going to be a sad los

an online casanova makes a solvie to woo a girl and now it's taken off with hilarious celebrity parodies. everyone's doing spray tans, even us. >>> so, we had a regular broadcast planned, but in fact, we're going to scrap everything, we're going to talk about ginger zee and self-ie. thank you, good morning, everyone. this video is just in, partiers out of control in the streets of washington. beer bottles stopped at police trying to stop the violence, they respond with pepper spray. >> all of it caught on tape this morning. >>> also this amazing dog made a great escape from the animal shelter to freedom. he couldn't wait to find a new room. wait until you find out his name. quite fitting. >>> also on a slightly more me nacing nature, a motorcyclist and his girlfriend finding out just how fast an elk can run. let's let this video play for a second. >>> but we'll kick it off with the collapse of those talks that seem so close to ending the government shutdown and lifting the debt ceiling with washington seemingly paralyzed. individual states are taking action, opening their own checkbooks

he also has "family feud," the hilarious steve harvey is here!ause ] every time he's funny. >> steve: every time. >> jimmy: every time he's on the show, he's funny. we love steve harvey. also, these guys -- so excited these guys are on the show. i'm so excited. we have separate dressing rooms for their beards. from a&e's hit show "duck dynasty," willie, jep, and si robertson are stopping by. [ applause ] and people love these guys. >> steve: it's millions and millions and millions. >> jimmy: like, millions and millions of people love them. i love them, too. you just want to like, hug them. they're like, "oh, leave us alone." but they're really, really fun as funny guys and nice guys, and good family guys. they're fun, they're out in the hallway. talking to steve harvey, it's fun. we have a big secret tonight. we have a special musical guest tonight. we couldn't announce it. because it's so big. so tonight, we have music from one of the biggest superstars out there. he's got a huge tour that goes on sale friday. this is his first time performing o

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. >> now she is hold enough to walk i thought a 2' stick man would be hilarious. >> it does look hilariousthey stopped by "good morning america" to share their costume idea. we will hear more at 7:00 after the morning news. >> i heard the word "velcro," and i knew it was the right costume for my kids. >> necessity also have two help side -- two-sided >> the good news with halloween there is in threat of wet weather for the first time in forever. that is next thursday. we will watch it. we are watching the high clouds on live doppler 7 hd, a few low clouds, santa rosa at half moon bay and novato and napa at two miles and half moon bay does not have much cloud cover at 15 miles visibility and san jose, congratulations, the cloud cough from yesterday is nonexistent this morning. at the golden gate bridge we can see it is clear and we will use the back drop to talk about more sunshine and warmer temperatures today and the warmest is this weekend and much cooler weather next week but the transition is going to be dry with a possibility of snow in the sierra. the warm spot is to the south and mo

. >> it's hilarious, huh? >> hilarious, right? guy obviously not happy with the way the dispatcher was handling the call, so much so he even called 911 again to make sure they were sending help. was she really laughing. she was, in all fairness, seems like she was laughing at something in the background. it happened to be the most inopportune time. take a listen as she tries to recover from that chuckle. take a listen to the second sound. put the two together, when he called back to make sure help is on the way. take a listen. >> sir, is your vehicle still on fire? >> i just had you you smirk. >> okay, sir, it wasn't regarding that, okay. >> yeah, i just heard you laugh. >> 911, what is your emergency? >> yeah. >> hello? >> yeah, i called in a few minutes ago and i just wanted to make sure you guys took me serious. >> you can see she tried to recover there and make things a bit better. but at the same time. we've all been in that situation, someone some the background is laughing, you were caught up in it. >> the department can't

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