and i think hilary clinton's threat comes from the left. hilary clinton's quote where she said she doesn't want to turn the clock back and talk about what caused the financial crisis saying you don't have to worry about me and that is the opposite of elizabeth warren. >> and republicans are always saying this about hillary that the press likes her but they hate her. they always hated her. >> they liked president obama and now there is no alternative they will like her >> no. they don't like the clintons. they never had. it has been a fighting relationship. she will never get the love president obama has received >> if she is the democratic nominee the republican will fayette the love. >> she was once the liberal voice and people accused her of pulling bill clinton. >> and look how left the party went with president obama and warren the author of you didn't build that. you owe us because we built the roads >> the clintons must be excited they are getting attacked by the far left because it makes her seem more moderate or mainstream or accept

hilary on that -- at that same time meets with the president. the days that follow he sees not one, not two, but actually see of his companies get major concessions from the government in columbia. >> either ever responded to our request for a comment on the columbia deal. >> there's money in dealings with africa. >> he announces with bill in london east going to contribute $20 million to the clinton foundation. this raises lots of questions with ethiopian groups in the west because they're very concerned about the repressive government in ethiopia and the fact that he has a large business empire in ethiopia. what troubles them is that he doesn't have a history o philanthropy and they write a letter to bill clinton and they say we have reason to believe that the huge donation to the clinton foundation was made on behalf of the ethiopian government. >> when hillary clinton becomes secretary of state one of the things that she needs to do is certify ethiopia on human rights but hillary clinton granted them a waiver which allowed them to continue u

. >> hilary going to raise $ billion. which that's lot of chipotle my friends. >> schieffer: we'll hear and talk to martin o'malley who may actually challenge clinton for the democratic nomination. west virginia senator joe manchin will be here to talk politics and latest on the iran nuclear deal. plus our panel and look back at the oklahoma city bombing. it's all ahead because this is "face the nation." captioning sponsored by cbs good morning. when we sat down with marco rubio at the manchester community college he had choice words on hillary clinton, we may have to go to war with iranians to stop them from building a nuclear weapon. and he talks candidly about deciding to run against his friend and mentor jeb bush. we started with a simple question. why do you want to be president. >> i believe the country is at an historic moment. an era of extraordinary opportunity. allowing our nation to fulfill the potential. i believe i have the ideas for the country, i believe i have the vision for the country and positioned to h

but it seems they have more to say about hilary clinton. i suppose every presidential nominating process is a battle for the soul of the party. how do you see it shaping up among the republicans bret baier? >> well there are a lot of them. 18 perspective candidates in this leadership summit. and laying out their plans. a couple battle lines are drawn. one is on foreign policy. more aggressive policy of marco rubio and lindsay graham and jeb bush and rand paul on the other side of that coin. i think you have seen lines being drawn on social security entitlement reform and mike huckabee and donald trump blasting chris christie's plan. you will see division develop but the focus is on president obama and hilary clinton. >> the washington had an article putting jeb bush lindsay graham and rand paul on one side of the divide saying the party needs to expand its base and reach beyond a traditional republican voting bloc of older, more conservative folders. and own others say you just have to be an honest activeconservative and appeal to folks lik

you put ted cruz and hilary clinton then the media falls in love with hilary clinton. >> the most criticalece about her rollout is they left this progressive publication written by a formal counselor to bill clinton in the white house. she is not having a smooth road. >> i don't know. i think it is going to be smoother than we think. they are not asking her the tough questions. >> we are sending harris to iowa. can we have our "outnumbered" panel then? the so-called free range kids who made headlines before because their mom and dad parenting style were picked up by the orlando andpolice and taken away. the big idea and if authorities went too far. >> i was sitting in a closet two and a half hours and he said i will bring you home and instead he brought us here. ♪ help brazil reduce its overall reliance on foreign imports with the launch of the country's largest petrochemical operations. when emerson takes up the challenge it's never been done before simply becomes consider it solved. emerson. you total your brand new car. nobody's hurt,but there will still be pain. it comes when your insu

hilary clinton will have her say when it is all said is done. supporters and super packs will try to raise $2.5 billion over the course of the campaign. if they end up reaching that amount, that would total more than president obama and mitt romney combined last go around. >> that is a whole lot of money. blake, by the way welcome, you are new to the fox business network and our show. it is great to have you part of the team. great to have you blake. >> reporter: thanks, great to be here. >> you have no idea what blake is going to report on next since he started. log in to foxbusiness.com/channelfinder to find out where you can watch it. >>> a russian fighter jet intercepted a united states plane in a quote unsafe and unprofessional manner. the russian fighter jet used fast maneuvers in close relation while the plane was flying over the baltic sea. kevin cork is joining us from the white house with more. >> reporter: perfectly laid out. this incident took place on tuesday morning in international air space in the baltic sea area north of poland.

hilary: exactly.elieve it was investor release id and then some number and they were able to increment that number, something like less than 400 digits, to get to the new press release. cory: is this like the cracker programs that hackers will use when they throw known words and number combinations to test whether a password will work? hilary: a little bit like that. in this case the page was public, it had been published to the website, it just not had been linked to yet. cory: on a level of stupidity, how stupid was the nasdaq for publishing this early, or is this just a really great program in almost any company could have been caught off guard by this? >> it is something people should be aware of in the design of their applications. cory: when i was a portfolio manager at a hedge fund, i would hire companies to do stuff like this and get a sense of new product releases or how many customer orders were flowing through our company or how popular a certain thing was. in my experience, the tools were

hilary clinton was spotted at a chipotle in iowa.aid is she a hunted animal they are chasing? in fair ness to the press they would not chase hilary clinton if she was making herself available for questions from the media. but this fascination minute by minute will fade as her campaign gears up. >> ed talked about them treating her like she is a celebrity when she is a presidential campaign. i don't think they are giggling and running after the other candidates. >> didn't we learn what happens when you elect johnny bravo to president? be writing about it. >> one thing i would say because i know you talked to ed about this and i have too, he said it is not that i would not chase her. we pick up speed with the steps if we think we will get a question answer. that is the problem. you could chase her all day but you will not get a question. a lot of the reporters doing the chasing are international reporters and see hilary clinton as a super star as they saw obama. they are fascinated by the idea of american politics and this person is ru

it will be a low-key roll out not unlike hilary clinton's.her republican woman who is not running is gaining a lot of support. according to a new town hall marketing pole condoliza rice beat hilary clinton in iowa 43-41 percent. support from evangelicals and catholic and voters under 50. i don't think rice is going to be running. she wants to be commissioner of the nfl. but carly fiorina, let's talk about her. >> please do. >> ceo for hp. what do you think about her getting into the race? >> i have been reaching out to the business community and there are big fans of her considering she has real world leadership experience proven to be able to handle the economics of a major corporation, and we need someone who knows how to run a business and look at our economy and identify there are problems with our economy like unemployment. and carly fiorina is being looked at not just a potential female candidate. people are looking at her as a real potential candidate that is proving herself with a strong track record. >> i love what you said about min

people are uneasy about hilary clinton.re that she is the person to do the hard thing of winning for the democrats the white house for the third time in a row. that is a historically difficult task. she is facing that. she is not a new face. she is an old face and that is part of the reason people are uneasy and the episodes where she described herself as flat broke or whatever and then this mez messy business with the e-mails and the majority of people saying they think she hid something. she has vulnerabilities and i think the numbers reflect that. when you descend from the secretary of state position you look different to people. you favorability ratings are likely to decline. >> she might have helped that job would help her candidacy but it is got her in a odd position. >> you fly all over the world as secretary of the state but you drive to des moines? >> you are fascinated by the van. >> social media is everywhere. where is the picture of the van? is it on the road or in the garage still? >> can the president sell con

hilary kramer. matt mccaul founder of penn financials group.nd from chicago, steve cortes joins us. guys, let's dig into the first real, real deal. the broad market, despite today, holding up okay. it's the individual names. that's where the carnage has been absolutely remarkable. certain sectors, maybe too expensive. maybe there's a deeper message beneath the surface. what do you think it is? >> in the business, we call this dispersion. there's a lot of disparate outcomes. some sectors, particularly high flex are getting killed. consumer-related. housing. anything biotech-related absolutely killed. some things doing well. energy, crude oil, new high for the year. energy was barely down on the day. on account of an aggressively down day. by the way, listen, i've been negative on the market. and i'm still fairly cautious about the market. let's also not get carried away. the s&p right now is only about 2% from all-time highs. it could get that back in two hours if we get any kind of good news. again, i'm cautious on the market. i'm not trying to

and all signs point to an expected campaign announcement soon from hilary clinton. but it isn't like she hasn't been in the news so how is she keeping the excitement going for had her? right after the show we keep the excitement continuing on "outnumbered" overtime. foxnews.com/outnumbered and click on the overtime tab. tweet questions and comments and what you want us to talk more about and we will. &%c1 >>> welcome back to "outnumbered." new questions over whether senator rand paul is ready for prime time the day after announceing plans to seek presidential nomination he got into an argument for a female reporter who asked about his views that changed >> before we go through a litany of things you say i changed on why don't you ask me a question have i change my opinion. that is a better way to approach the opinion. >> i think interviews were difficult. >> those women were not yelling at you. >> i wasn't yelling at them. >> she is not known for aggressive or unfairness. i think the question was unfair. do i think i responded appropriately? i would rather not have

it's just, you know, we're all already talking about hilary clinton, right? i mean the presidential campaign starts the instant this midterm campaign is over. and at that point, nobody has any incentive to make deals, because everybody's looking forward to the landscape after the great hilary versus jeb bush, hilary versus rubio tilt in 2016. >> right. >> so it's just -- it's just not a good atmosphere for reasons that go beyond republican dysfunction. >> have we in the press, by which i mean not you on the op ed pages -- >> of course not. >> -- but we in the working press have reported on -- you see what i did there? [laughter]. >> all right. we in the working press have developed a cottage industry out of reporting on the civil war in the republican party. you're a republican, you're a conservative, you consider yourself -- >> conservative, yeah. >> not a republican? >> i don't think it's appropriate to identify with political parties. >> well -- >> as a -- >> are you -- >> as a -- >> are you a conservative democrat? i mean, that's -- >> no. i'm a political

to hilary.n b. so we have former maryland governor martin o'malley singing and playing the guitar on the trail and senator elizabeth warren the fake cherokee indian ferociously blasting wall street. all of them promise relief for the liberal guy, or as mrs. clinton would say, the every day american. new york's mayor refused to endorse hilary as he too senses vulnerability and leadership of the parties progressive wing. and new york governor andrew cuomo that usually stays close to home visited cuba last week to stretch his foreign policy qualifications. with a live in girlfriend he should easily earn a seal of approval from the left. jim web, former senator from virginia is on the road. although strangely out of touch with the modern world and with a party doggedly veering to the left. joe biden is a reliable fall back if anyone can keep a straight face. clinton operatives say they'll need more than $2 billion for her campaign which means backing from wall street shakers who are the targets of b

hilary clinton zippo. she will have the answer questions eventually.ge situation to be running for the presidency of the united states and travelling across the country trying to wear blinders so you don't hear or see any of the reporters along the way so you don't have to answer their questions. that must be stressful. >> maybe not. she does not have a history of saying the media is great. she has a history of many times avoiding the media scrums. and i think she is going to do a series of sit down interviews. we invited her here on fox to a number of different shows. i think she is going to do a series of them eventually. but on the trail it is scripted right now. as you touched on at the beginning, it is not like she is walking in and meeting people at the auto shop, they are orchestrated. and you know some of the people have been driven in. one guy reported to be a former obama staffer and drove the vice president around. these are not just average iowans they are part of the deal. >> be careful joe the plumber doesn't show up and ask you a questio

the ready for hilary twitter account says they are going fast. don't miss out. >> traffic is finally back to normal on the rich mopped san rafael bridge tonight. all lanes reopen just after 6:30 more than 13 hours after a mess this started early this morning this started early this morning. here's a live look at the approach to the toll plaza right now where traffic is now moving freely. just before 6:00 a.m. ups big rig hits the center twird on 5 80 on the marin county side and caught fire. diesel fuel leaked all over the pavement. freeway closed causing massive traffic delay all day long. diesel spill so bad cal tlans to rip up some of the pavement and put down new roadway. truck carrying 50,000 pound of packages from san bruno. no one hurt. >> fbi now stepping into investigate san francisco troubled jail. the sheriff requested the federal probe after series of inmate escapes and glad 80tor style fighting among inmates. 7 news reporter vick lehas the story. >> the shave announced the fbi has agreed to his request to investigate allegations by 2

hilary: we certainly need tax reform.s why everyone is looking for a change 19 months from now. that's what we'll have. when you look at these numbers and you realize what the corporations really are paying versus what we're paying, which is so significantly and exponentially more, we definitely need that reform. matt: i know. but i don't think we can vilify the corporations. that's the hand they've been dealt. the government put out this tax code. if you were dealt it, you would pay less too. everybody in america would pay less too. they have a good accountant to do that. charles: be sure rate is higher. loopholes. move to different states. we have the highest corporate tax rate of any country in the world. they do so much business outside this country. they won't bring 2 trillion bucks back. matt: why would you? bring those trillions back here and spend it in the united states. whether you're rich, you're poor, you want this to be simplified. it will happen. americans have done what, saved a lot more. because they don't

hilary clinton was right out of the box on this. the day the law was passed she came out against it and it will shape up as an interesting and important issue in the 2016 champagne. >> they had an earlier battle over marriage equality and the courts prevented that and they're looking at a case for marriage equality. is there a desperation here for folks that won't to give something on the right but don't have a lot of policies to play with. what i think for people that aren't obsessed with politics is a weird side issue. >> everybody expects in june they'll rule that every state, all 50 states have to allow same sex marriage. so indiana, this is where the right has wanted to do battle around this issue of so-called religious freedom and totally backfired on them but you can't discriminate against any kind of customer and states trying to promote economic development understand that you can't say business in this state is closed to any one individual group. >> doesn't there seem to be a fixation on if people believe that a certain ki

he's hilarious, really funny. >> jimmy: i did know wayne gretzky was hilarious.show, i didn't know he was hilarious. he's very nice. >> he was cracking me up, i don't know. maybe he cracks under pressure. >> jimmy: maybe you were l relieved to be speaking to someone who knew english for a change, exactly. >> jimmy: "the odd couple." one of the great shows of all-time. was that your idea? to get involved in this show? >> yeah, believe it or not. we don't like to think about this but it's been 40 years since "the odd couple" was on the air, crazy. i was driving and i thought, i think i should do a remake, do it at cbs, and i should do it as quickly as humanly possible. and all of that came true. so it's like i have a magical vehicle. >> jimmy: you went to them and you said, this is what i want to do, and they said -- >> they said, great. they were developing "the odd couple." i met with eric tannenbaum, who runs his company there, the production company, and i said i'd like to do it. he said yes. then we went and searched for a felix. >> jimmy: i could see you as a

cesar ---mientras que hilary clinton inicio su primer dia de campaÑa como la unica pre-candidata hastake 3 shot wide sandra bermudez nos tiene ms studio cg sandra live hace unos momentos dijo marco rubio, hilary clinton es el pasado y yo soy el futuro... y esto es solo una muestra de lo que va a pasar durante esta carrera de 18 meses con miras a las elecciones del 2016... vo el republicano dio a conocer su intencion de llegar a la casa blanca frente a miles de personas en la torre libertad de miami, un simbolo de la inmigracion del pais... dice haber elegido ese sitio pues sus padres originarios de cuba se fugaron de esa nacion y al llegar a estados unidos lograron alcanzar el sueno americano... rubio quien en algunos momentos hablo en espanol, dijo que su candidatura podria parecer imposible para muchos pues en alguna naciones la oficina presidencial esta reservada para los ricos y poderosos, pero el vive en un pais en el que el hijo de un cantinero y de una empleada de servicio pueden tener los mismos suenos y futuro que aquellos que son privilegiados... rubio quien se postulo como e

will all of the smoke suffocate hilary clinton's campaign? let's get into it with alan combs tammy bruce a radio talk show host and a fox news con tributer. alan will that affect campaign? >> no. you know peter was on two shows saying no evidence no smoking gun, those who want to smear her wile try to use this to do so. we have a history of money in politics. the average voter's eyes accept this is the way it is done. whether it is cheney and halliburton or bush and the carisle group with the defense contracts. don't hold the clinton's to a different standard. >> he said there is no smoking gun but there is a troubling pattern of behaviors and results. >> there is a smokeing server. this is and what is interesting about the book is it a collection of information from news resources and previously reported details, and the importance is the context and collection that shows the pattern. it is not new with the clinton's either. we know the clinton pattern in general. we know what they are made of and this confirms that. it is never really i don

her opponent is old hilary.he hilary that is seen back on her heels very often answering questions about emails and benghazi what she has to do is step aside from that persona and have a rebirth as a candidate here. introduce herself to a new segment of voter age population. >> the media is apparently looking towards a book that is coming out early next month that is going to focus on hillary clinton's raising cash allegations about what she did at the state department with contracts and what not. how much of that kind of thing gets effectively portrayed by the clinton campaign of this is from the right-wing don't believe it versus where the clintons seem most nervous. >> they are old hand to negative books being written about them. i was talking to someone in elizabeth warren's office this morning about what this would mean for senator warren. of course they are not going to tell us anything about senator warren what they are saying is a lot of democrats are sitting back waiting to see if any of this sticks. bu

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so please welcome my awesome sister, the beautiful, the hilarious gloria fallon!e we go. >> no trash talk. >> jimmy: no trash talk back -- are you even good at flip cup? >> i can't remember. >> jimmy: okay, good. all right, good. here's how it works -- taking turns with your teammate, you drink your beer, put your cup down, then flip your cup until it lands upside down. go all the way down the line. first team to flip all of their cups wins. everyone ready? >> sort of? >> you wanna start? you start. >> we start, right? >> jimmy: and then you do that one and then i'll do this one. >> every other one. >> jimmy: yes. >> okay, okay, ready? >> jimmy: ready? okay. one, two, three, go! ♪ [ cheers ] >> chris! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry, gloria. gloria, i'm sorry. gloria, i'm sorry. >> it's okay. [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got killed. we got destroyed. >> i don't wike it. >> jimmy: i don't wike it. i don't wike it. i couldn't get it to flip over, man. oh, my god. she needs to start drinking. she needs to start

this is hillary clinton finally announced she's taking zayn's spot in one direction, yeah. >> and hilaryght now. grabs awards for "fault in our stars" as well as best kiss and trailblazer award and won the top honor as best movie of the year. >> winners included bradlyey cooper who dedicated his award to chris kyle and this impromptu booty shaking. >> a little dance number? something? something? let's get it. [ cheers and applause ] >> your turn. >> my -- >> we cut it off? >> that's what we wanted to see, come on. oh she didn't do it oh man, next time. >>> next up hillary clinton fever heated up -- her fever heated up -- you know the airways. >> we can't get enough of the hysterical "saturday night live" skit announcing the second run for the white house on social media. check this out. >> you want to do vocal warmups and then we'll get started. >> okay love to. hillary clinton's a granny with a twingele in her eye. i'm a granny and makes an apple pie, first female president, me me, me me. >> okay great. okay. now hold up your phone. you can just look natural. >> okay. you will elect me

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. >> no one watched that hilarious leif ulman pilot. >> jon: if you're in jest, and you're playing chess. >> and i looked at it ands premise was so great. it's an older veteran comedian, maybe on the downside of his career teamed with this young edgy funny young guy. and i said i love the premise but who are you going to get to plate older guy? i loved it. so i-- groucho's dead, because that would have been the greatest pairing. >> but you went with you. you didn't try to go with a billy-- >> no, not -- >> donovan? >> goldman no. when josh was cast-- and he's so great. he's such a great guy and he was great here, and "book of mormon" he was hilarious and we're a very good team together. we decide we should play ourselveses and we should do sort of a bonso version of ourselves, stretch a little bit. i've been in front of people a long time. they think they know me. so i could have fun with that and change my persona a little bit. and let out the dark man. and -- >> there is some dark man stuff in those first four episodes. >> yeah, and it's a lot of fun. there's an episode that you love w

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that was hilarious, hilarious. still going. mr.sident, you have to admit, and you already have, the launch of health care.gov, it was so bad, it was bad. i don't even have an analogy because the website is now what people use to describe other bad things. like i shouldn't have eaten that sushi, i was up all night health care.goving. boy that latest johnny depp movie really health care.gov'd at the office. look at my new rug! the dog health care.gov'd on it. you can't get that out of shag. >> mr. president, i know you won't be able to laugh at any of my jokes about the secret service. so cover your ears, if that's physically possible. last week, we learned at the president's two favorite stakes are rib eye and seeing eye. so it doesn't matter if you're black like president obama, or white, like president obama, or red like president obama's agenda. >> remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? that was hilarious. >> so it's not a strong field, and who knows if they can beat you in 2012? but i tell yo

. >> michael anybody whose name is not hilary clinton is a dark horse on the democratic side.nie sanders, chaser, web, none of these guys have a whole lot of candle power in comparison to the former first lady and secretary of state. is this an opening for martin o'malley to show he can be the executive he was when he let the state and baltimore? >> i would say he has the best chance of those folk do is offer the chance to hilary clinton. but the record in baltimore he has could be a real problem in a democratic primary putting a side the poll numbers for clinton. o'malley implemented a lot of tough on crime policies like they did in new york city. tough on crime, zero tolerance for small crime and cleaning up graffiti graffiti. it was poplar along white people in baltimore but a lot of black folks saw them as racist and attacks on their life and black voters make up a huge part of the democratic voting bloc. so if he is seen as the white mayor of baltimore who imposed these laws that could impede him verses making a good case aginst hilary clinton on authority. >> you say the

. >> this is hilarious.y girl is set to join the very big family sometime in august but you know if they are going on number seven, when she went to her husband and was like i was having another one. you no what he he probably says. >> ♪ why, why, why why we got enough here tonight ♪ >> that was probably it. that is probably it. >> that is what i was thinking, johnny, why. what is the the point. >> that is great. >> they are probably listening your music, johnny gill, it is your fault. >> between you and barry white for blame. >> my gosh good well, speaking of kid, today is national sibling day. we have been showing pictures all morning long and bob kelly, i think he won the the day, because this picture was amazing. chris, can you follow-up after bob kelly's picture. >> this is from the early 70's. >> this is a cute one. >> that is my little brother steve, and me. so the thing was. >> why are you sitting on him. >> i was always on him. i'm almost four years older then he is and i was a bully. i was rough wi

super hilarious. >> jimmy: gosh, you guys came did me a solid.and it was one of the best things. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. one of the most fun experiences. >> i ran into beyonce afterwards. >> jimmy: no, for real? >> and i said, "i hope you don't hate me." and she said, "i love you even more." how great is that? >> jimmy: she's super cool. come on, man. but you guys have great chemistry. you were joking around even before the show. we were laughing. i even wish we could film some of that stuff. and i watched the film with a a bunch of people and it was just like -- it's just perfect. >> and kevin, he's hot right now. he's hot. >> jimmy: yes. he is very hot. yeah, he is. he should be hot. he's very funny. >> i think he has like a a thousand followers on twitter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he probably has more than that. >> he knows how to work that social media. >> jimmy: he knows how to work social media, absolutely. but it's great. this -- i want to show a scene. >> #littledebbiesnackcakes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. you don't have

. >> this is hilarious. president obama was going to read a book to some of the kids after the easter egg roll role. he was reading where the we will things are. it is supposed to be a nice calm book to read on the sun in the lawn. >> they are on the south lawn of the white house. >> but then a swarm of bees appear there during the reading and then this happened. >> when bees attack. >> bees. >> oh, notice a bee. that is okay, guys. bees are g they won't london you. >> they are scare. >> they will be okay. >> finally they zoom out, when the the kid are screaming. >> what i like about the president, he just keeps turning the pages. >> it is okay just some bees. >> i scream when i see bees too. >> they are so funny. >> one time putting up christmas lights no, we were trimming the evergreens in front of my house at and my dad was up there on the ladder. i'm holding the ladder. he is using the clippers to clip the evergreens in front of the house. a bunch of wasps come out they got me too. >> yes. >> they just b

actress hilary duff is officially looking for love on tinder.the app to find normies and has already gone on her first tinder date at a bowling alley. that's good for her. >> imagine the person that gave the response back. >> from hilary duff as a normie. what's normal. >> i love this one. on her show ellen degeneres invite add young presidential expert to take a tour of the white house. >> we sent you to the white house, you had a tour, was that fun? >> it was the best day ever. >> really? i bet it was. i bet it was. all right. well, let's take a look together. let's see what happened. >> that's james polk abigail adam, james harrison. that's william taft he got stuck in the bathtub. >> why did he get stuck? >> because he was so fat. >> that's one smart cookie. i'm dara brown. this is "early today." we hope it's just your first stop of the day on nbc. a close one today. look, jamie, maybe we weren't the lowest rate this time. but when you show people their progressive direct rate and our competitors' rates you can't win them all. the important

hilary and elizabeth warren. together we will show hilary and elizabeth warren that they're in for one heck of a fight. that's how it is -- i didn't edit out her last name. like they're sisters or they're married. hilary warren and elizabeth warren. you know the warren twins. senator elizabeth warren of massachusetts has been saying she's not running for president. but the push for her to run has always been viewed as a left wing push. from the liberals that love her and some of that is definitely still going on. some of that had quite a resurgence recently but the i'm my own man bush family super pack, they're not liberals. they don't have the same interests or instincts but there's her name on their fund-raising pitch. it's clear. it's been clear for a long time that she isn't running for president but what is still really interesting and unanswered is why it is such a powerful idea to the left and to the right to pretty much everybody involved in national politics that she could conceivably run even though she