hilary has not yet had the benefit.ewhere, 30% of bernie sanders supporters are not going to vote for hilary clinton in the general election. >> we don't know how much that is going to go up from 72, it will go up for a few points in the polls. really, she needs to keep what she has. and in addition to how many republicans she can peel off without the concerns for the fitness of the presidency, on one level, it's gravy and then it's getting her coattails down the ticket, helping her take one or both houses of congress. the key advantage to the president at least in the summer part of the campaign is going to be as she tries to bring the bernie sanders supporters back over to her. the president is well liked by most of the supporters. he will be a validating voice for her out there, saying vote for this woman, she is liberal enough. >> that is something else that i want to remind you, this is deep, deep down the rabbit hole, but it's late at night. >> i know. >> i was sitting here and i don't know. i have not decided or

any mistake that hilary's campaign will make.onald trump's campaign will jump on it. >> it will help bernie fight up to the end. they are beginning to consolidate votes and get behind hilary clinton. that said, i think that after the convention, california's primary, whatever happens is going to be quickly forgotten. >> who ever would have thought it would be this close with the especially dids instead of the republicans. nobody proteedicted this. >> i want to make sure we get to the republicans, too. trump is the presumptive nominee there and you did a story about how his candidacy is affecting their efforts to broaden their base. let's look at the excerpts from that. >> a california republican convention gets little if any med media coverage. but when they gathered recently, it got the attention of journalists and hundreds of protest protesters. >> this country is by diversity and racial justice, it's not about white supremesy and it's not about hating muslims. >> most of the demonstrators are here to protest donald trump's mes

well done, hilary. that wasn't hilary's only slam. >> she called him the king of debt. >> i called myself the king of debt. nobody knows debt better than me. a made a fortune using debt. >> larry: this man has no shame. he's actually proud of debt. i've never seen anything turn more [bleep] into fools gold than trip maybe when you're that orange it just feels comfortable being in the red. ok. so here to tell us more about his recent campaign finance troubles is the remember nominee himself, donald trump. [cheers and applause] >> larry: now, mr. trump how do you explain your campaign finance. they seem so dismal. >> excuse me, excuse me, you're dismal ok. my finances are fantastic. they're at an all-time high of being at an all-time low near the highest terms in terms of lowness you'll ever find. ok. >> larry: that doesn't even make sense. >> look, when it comes to my finances i'm completely in the black ok when is the only black i've ever been in, ok. sorry, omarosa but not going to happen. >> larry: ok

hilary clinton take s -- bernie sanders, can north dakota.ow, clinton viewing party in san francisco, drew hundred hads of supporters including open mayor libby shaff, and last night, mrs. clinton clinched the delegates she needed to be the nominee. she spoke to a crowd in brooklyn a few hours ago. >> the first time in our nation's history that a woman will be a major party nominee. [ cheers and applause ] >> tonight, sanders is facing increasing pressure to concede, the new york times is reporting the sanders campaign plans to layoff half of his staff tomorrow, and in just the last hour, sanders spoke in santa monica, here is what he had to say. he is moving forward. >> when we began this campaign a little over a year ago, we were considered to be a fringe campaign. but over the last year, i think that has changed just a little bit. >> on the republican side, donald trump is celebrating the successful night, the silicone valley young republicans gathered to watch the results come in in san jose, tonight, in a rare move, the republican frontr

. - and bill and hilary. - and then the clintons. - and bill and hilary. - were also. - they were at the law school. - at the law school. - with clarence. - at the same time. - that's amazing. - yeah. - so because of affirmative action, i would have been an educated person. - yeah. - probably a doctor, i was raised to be a doctor. - yup. - my momma wanted two, my momma, god rest her soul, believed that in heaven there's the father, son, holy ghost, and a medical doctor. (everyone laughs) sitting right between jesus and the holy ghost. - right, yeah. so you actually came from a family where it was assumed that you would be well educated and assumed that you would be successful. - my father's first cousin, george lee, graduated from harvard law school in 1949 and 1950, which is my birth year. - [evan] yeah. - and he married a black woman, dorthy hicks-lee, who was the first black woman to get a phd in comparative literature at harvard in 1955. - [evan] yeah. - my family story's fascinating. i'm descended from-- - this is kinda like an episode of finding your roots. - yeah. - are you go

clinton says she is proud to ay >> a star studsed panel of women stood with hilary clinton at a rally in culver city california, first of four stops for the democratic front runner. >> reporter: clinton's appearance comes a day after she delivered a peach attacking republican nominee, donald trump on foreign policy. >> donald trump's ideas are not just different, they are dangerously in coherent. >> reporter: trump responded last night in san jose. >> hilary clinton has to go to jail. she has to go to jail. >> reporter: following the rally, there were violent clashes between anti trump protesters and trump supporters resulting in several arrests. while clinton and trump court california voters, tuesday's primarul sanders. a recents poll shows sanders is neck and neck in clinton and has a message for voters and super delegates. >> we are the strongest campaign to defeat donald trump. if sanders wins california, clinton could have enough delegates to secure the nomination by the time the polls close in new jersey tuday night. danielle nottingham. culvers city, california. >>> a fair fax

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sfx: clap, clap, ding >>> hilary clinton is going after donald trump on the economy. during an attack speech in the battle ground presumptive democratic nominee msclai r theliepubcan opponent is unfit to lead the economy but he was quick to future back. >> trump would throw us back into recession. he's written a lot of books about business. they all seem to end at chapter 11. >> hilary clinton is right about one thing, i understand debt and how to handle it. i've made a fortune with debt but debt for this country is a disaster and obama has piled it on and she's been there watching. >> trump met with a large group of christian leaders in new yorkimes square today and scheduled to deliver his own anti clinton speech tomorrow. >>> the mass shooting in orlando has reignited the gun control debate in congress. >> a day after four gun control proposals were defeated in the u.s. senate a group of law makers unvailed a plan a bipartisan compromise fired of the hands of terrorists. >> a new plan to increase gun regulations unvailed by susan collins and others would apply to a

hilarious. >> jimmy: great show, too.show us some great father's day gifts later on. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he's gonna do a a segment for us. >> steve: good. >> jimmy: where he's showing us father's day gifts. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. >> steve: a little demonstration. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly from jim gaffigan. and we have great music from phantogram! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no one out there is to blame ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i cannot wait. cannot wait. ♪ >> jimmy: i can't ruin it. i can't ruin it. so excited that he's here. i want to do all the songs. all right, it's exciting. we gotta get more shows so we can hear more songs. it is time for "tonight show hashtags," you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtag hashtag ♪ >> jimmy: here we go! are you guys on twitter? anyone out there on twitter? [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week so if you watch our show and you want to play along we do this thing every wednesday, i will send out a hashtag and we'll ask you to tweet out th

supporters meanwhile at this watch party were confident all along for hilary's win in california. >>i'm feeling great. thinks wonderful. i think she will to great in california. done great all night long. thinks wonderful for her. >> really diverse statement really innovative state. energetic. we are young so hopefully she has a big victory here today. >> secretary clinton serves as inspiration and role model for young girls and young women and to change the conversation in washington, d.c. >> watch party just getting started. hundreds of people are expected. mayor of oakland just arrived moments ago. you will hear from her coming up at 9:30. live in san francisco, katie abc 7 news. >> very good thanks so much. >> 7 news reporter leslie is with bernie sanders supporters at a party in oakland. leslie. >> i can till the mood is upbeat and optimistic. despite the fact "the new york times"now reporting that the sanders campaign is getting ready to lay off half of the campaign workers tomorrow. l folks here don't want to hear about it. they don't believe it. you. >> i believe that bernie

you know, one thingly say about the democrats to a degree, they stick together. >> reporter: hilary clinton took saturday off after wrapping up the nomination this week and picking up endorsement from president obama. on friday, she blasted trump on women's rights at a planned parenthood function. >> when donald trump says let's make america great again, that is code for let's take america backwards. >> reporter: clinton met with massachusetts senator and trump attack dog elizabeth warren this week, adding to speculation she is being considered as a possible runningmate. brian web for cbs news, new york. >>> hilary clinton will return to the campaign trail on monday in cleveland, donald trump will campaign in north carolina on tuesday, that's his 70th birthday. don't miss a thing on the campaign trail, download our free wusa 9 app. >>> can you imagine, driving down the road and a snake emerges from your sh are going to want to hear about this. ahead this evening, across the pond for a royal birthday celebration. ♪ stand by me vo: for dominion, part of delivering affordable energy includes s

coming in. >> it is super awkward, but hilarious. he crawls over, make room, kids. >> this dad is not against bribery either. >> if you go to sleep, i'll let you climb the curtains tomorrow. >> sounds like a deal, dad. >> this is the cutest kid/dad combo i have seen in awhile. it's fun to watch. >> that's the end of our show. there's j?j?j7 >>> a gas pump noz el still attached. why it's not the driver who felt it this time. >> holy cow. >> a big, beautiful creature is stuck in a tank full of pollution. >> that water is dirty and has chemicals in it. >> how some kindhearted heroes managed to hoist her out. >> his job as a professional cud ler may seem kind of weird. but hear how it works for them. >>> plus extreme pogo to the next level. is some guys read their girlfriend's old diaries. >> no

he's following the check. >> i think it is brilliant. >> hilarious. >> great marketing move, sprint. >> indeed. we'll check with you tomorrow. thanks, jill. >> well, federal reserve chair jim yellen is expected to talk about the economy when she visits philadelphia today. investors will -- investors will will be wait to go hear what she has to say about interest rate before address in the worlds affairs council. most think rate hike less likely this month after disappointing jobs record in may. >> new york senator has a big plan to block those annoying robo calls. new bill. senator charles schumer wants to tighten up the rules for companies who make those calls. sometimes just interrupt your life, but they also have scammed people out of their hard earned money, contends relentless calls happen even when people signed onto do not call registries. >> robo cause are speeding their way through our land lines, our cell phones, our iphones, and everything else. and they now get, in the old days they wouldn't do it on cell phones, now they do it on cells phones more than lands lines. >> an

they all seem to end at chapter 11. >> hilary clinton is only right about one thing. i understand debt and how to handle it. i made a fortune with debt but debt for this country is a disaster and obama has piled it on and she's been there watching. >> donald trump was responding on ins an eight point lead in florida. the small lead in ohio has all but disappeared and pennsylvania is too close to call right now. >>> here we go again. we've got hail. we've got--these are multiple trees down in a neighborhood. chris can you tell me where this is? we are looking--between glen elk and west friendship so again this is in howard county. we showed you pictures earlier toppled trees and how this has been an issue for the county today. >> it has especially upper howard county south of i-70. woodbine. that's heavy duty clean up there. >> seemed like a quit hitting storm too is that right? >> it moved to 35. trouble is there is more behind us. welcome to summer. >> hello. >>lo doppler indicated for howard county earlier into baltimore county but nothing became of that just high w

. >> democratic party and hilary cap not ignore what has been going on.>reporter: some came today precisely because they do feel ignore. jeff brought his wife and daughters. >> i do believe that the electoral college and super delegates structure is corrupt. >>reporter: big question chasing sanders over and over again if he loses the primary tomorrow, will he endorse secretary clinton before the convention? senator sanders was not taking the bait. >> let's assess where we are after tomorrow before we make statements based on speculation. >>reporter: as senator sanders left the mission district today no one was speculating about his popularity here n.san francisco, wayne abc 7 news. >>> while hillary clinton campaigned in southern california former president clinton crisscross the bay area vl his last stop in sap frn bay view district tonight. >> so tomorrow california will have a chance to say here we home to victory in november. thank you. god bless you. >> bill clinton spent most of today campaigning for wife in the east bay. while the clinton family is

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it is hilarious. they're funny and i'mproud. >> joined by hollywood's funny ladies. a rare sighting the brain cancer survivor's collapse last summer. they landed their own cover. i had to ask, who the funniest. >> kate. every breath she takes is hilarious. >> they said you breathe funny. >> there was that funny? >> comedy everywhere around that woman. you saw the original cast of ghostbus the new cast get together a little bit last night. tonight, as part of ghostbus day, they'll be having a big celebration on jimmy kimmel tonight and bill murray will even be there. >> that's going to be awesome. girl power also ruled the night at the women of the year awards. good for her. well, even the well meaning moms can't be perfect all the time. ♪ >> i just want to say to felix that i'm really, really sorry, buddy, that i'm missing your graduation tomorrow. i know that this award eventually is going to remind me of the great year had and the $289 million that pitch perfect 2 made and it's not going to remind me that i'm a [ bleep ] terrible [ bleep ] mother. >> ouch. it was a

why was hilary hamilton paying this guy off?ashley: how could hilary possibly believe that we're gonna get fda approval in the next few months? thank you. two of our patients have relapsed, neville. >> dr. neville: [ sighs ] i know. >> ashley: this drug is farther away than ever from doing what it's supposed to do. and she's telling the world that it's gonna be on the market by the fall. what the hell is she thinking? >> dr. neville: personal glory? what she's gonna at the press conference?

>> devon: hilary told you that my dad kidnapped her? >> jack: she told me through tears. she didn't want to admit anything. i dragged it out of her, the whole ugly story of how neil here plotted to wreck a marriage, which led to her falling off a trail in virgin gorda and hitting her head. once you realized what you'd done, you flew her back home and didn't tell anyone about it. you kept her in yo b

the hilarious visuals have gone viral. >> lot of parents can relate to it because their teenage daughters sons will take selfies all the time. >> reporter: they say a picture is worth a thousand words. but these selfies are priceless. >> there have been so many people posting oh, father of the year, like this is hilarious. like gad goals. >> reporter: as for selfie dad he's glad his daughter -- it got everybody else laughing. >> take away from it so, if i can make someone laugh in japan or australia that's great. >> or make people laugh right in the states. i like when he had the crown on. >> that's cute one, too. it's way too small. >>> do stick around for "good morning america." have a great thursday. good mo, thursday, june 30. here's what's coming up for you. and whether teens playing with a gun leads to tragedy in germantown. a 13-year-old is dead. >>> we're learning about the terrorists allegedly involved in the attack of istanbul as america tightens up it's own security. >> jersey is the cheapest place to buy gas in the area by tomorrow. >> let's go over to dave and karen with weat

it's hilarious. >> that's harsh. but okay. >> oh, my gosh!n this video is at the doctor's and ended up having to have some blood drawn. now he's in there with the fleb at mist. >> you have -- >> i am -- [ inaudible ] oh, my gosh. >> and now he's saying all the things he can think of. >> in the name of jesus christ -- >> oh, please, bucket up, buddy. >> oh. >> don't play with jesus right now. >> it's over. look. it's over. >> oh! >> need to see just the classic trick. just look away. pretend like it's not happening. >> started to see -- >> what are you doing -- >> no, this other freakout involves roommates. this guy says he just moved in and the roommates are having a big old argument because one of them keeps eating the other's healthy nutrition bars. >> -- in my house -- good-bye -- >> and -- come here. come here. >> chill out. >> people do get bent out of shape for that. >> you know why? because you've been working all day and then you have to get back up and go to the store and get it. you don't want to get up. you want to get on the couch

. >> it's hilarious.wboy boots, mostly the women. >> seth: yeah. >> but you know -- >> seth: no, it's weird how on the nose it is. >> it's really on the nose. >> seth: i was sitting behind someone who's hat was too big to see the stage. i thought this is the only place where that happens. [ laughter ] >> oh, for sure. >> seth: you're not the oscar thing excuse me jack nicholson could you take off your giant hat? >> and by the way if you had asked him to take off his giant hat he would have really not liked that. >> seth: yeah, that's true. >> he would have really been like, who are you? you're not from here. >> seth: no, no, exactly. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: so red nose day this is coming up. i was lucky enough to be part of it last year. for people who don't know about red nose day, do you want to pitch it real quick? >> oh yeah, sure. you can help me out too. because seth did it last year and was amazing and hilarious. red nose day is next thursday, may 26th. i don't know what year, what month. [ l

we are live in san jose. >>> pete, thank you, now, this was a marked moment for hilary clinton in herampaign. today, she leveled the strongest attack yet against trump, mrs. clinton questioned his mental stability for the job and criticized his lack of knowledge for foreign policy. >> when someone said that one of the main foreign policy credentials is he took the miss universe pageant to russia, i am looking forward to that conversation. >> mrs. clinton has stops in several cities tomorrow and will be in los gatos with former president bill clinton, her rival, bernie sanders is gaining ground, polls suggest it will be a tight race for the democrats tomorrow. tomorrow, senator sanders will be back in the bay area, for rallies in fairfield and santa rosa. >> our june 7th primary is fast approaching on the home page right now, just click on our voters edgy election guide to find unbiased and indepth information on the candidates and local races. a translated version of the guide is also available in spanish. >> well, we continue to follow developing stories in fremont. the irving ton ne

>> devon: hilary told you that my dad kidnapped her? >> jack: she told me through tears. didn't want to admit anything. i dragged it out of her, the whole ugly story of how neil here plotted to wreck a marriage, which led to her falling off a trail in virgin gorda and hitting her head. once you realized what you'd done, you flew her back home and didn't tell anyone about it. you kept her in your boathouse

look, i understand why hilary wants to honor her mother, but she's willing to diminish your name in the process, and that is just... it's unacceptable. you know, the good news is, though, that at least this time around, it worked itself out. but next time, i just... i just don't know what she's gonna do, 'cause she just likes to throw her weight around 'cause that's who she is. [ chuckles ] you know, it's funny. like, right now, i miss you the most because -- i don't know -- moving forward, i just don't know how to handle this.

president obama is then expected to endorse hilary clinton. bernie sandered vowed to continue his campaign to philadelphia next month. hilary clinton had a win in california's primary and now is the presumptive democratic nominee. she spoke to lester holt about how she and sanders will work together moving forward. >> i made it clear that i will do everything that i can to make it possible for him to be a good partner in our joint efforts to, you know, pursue the goals that i mentioned from to defeat donald trump. >> on the subject of trump, clinton said she is running a campaign of issues and will not respond to a campaign of insults. on the latest on the races and the bay area voters logging in, log on to our website and click on the election results tab in the upper left hand corner. >> okay, a lot of groaning in the bay area, oh, right there, klay thompson and the warriors got beat up. steph curry had a sub-par night. the cavaliers stole the ball and the show. lebron james going sky high, as the cavs beat the warriors by 30 points. thousan

why was hilary hamilton paying this guy off?hley: how could hilary possibly believe that we're gonna get fda approval in the next few months? thank you. two of our patients have relapsed, neville. >> dr. neville: [ sighs ] i know. >> ashley: this drug is farther away than ever from doing what it's supposed to do. and she's telling the world that it's gonna be on the market by the fall. what the hell is she thinking? >> dr. neville: personal glory? what she's gonna at the press conference? the cover of vanity fai

that's what's so hilarious among this crowd. this is a crowd that is for her. they're not laughing at her in a mean way. they are laughing at the circumstance they find themselves in. the very idea that a woman would even try this. it's like stand up. margaret smith did not win the republican presidential nomination in 1964. the republican party picked barry goldwater who knows of the country thought was a nut and it was one of the general election performances in the history of that party but margaret chase smith that same year she was the first woman who made a major party try for the presidency as a declared candidate running in the primaries even if she did have to use trading stamps to try to finance her plane tickets to some of the faraway primaries. the highest profile woman to run for president after margaret chase smith was the african-american congresswoman who ran eight years later in 1972. >> i'm going to tell you something, i don't have any advanced men or public relations men. you know that i am the dark horse i am the poor horse. the only thing i

hilary will not be president ever! she will not be president! ly not have her be my president!president! (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> trevor: well -- >> roy: well, that's our show. tune in next week as we once again gently reform the system from within. by the way, if you pull this (bleep) at the convention, who tuning the cops are going to come for? >> eliza: i'm with you! >> roy: stop doing that! stop it! can't do that! >> trevor: roy wood, jr. and ♪ ♪ ♪ take on the unexpected with a car that could stop for you. nissan safety shield technologies, available in the altima, sentra and maxima. how do you choose a mcpick 2?et a mcpick2! are you a beard-stroker? or a visualizer? perhaps you're a hand-warmer... a lip-pursing eyebrow shifter... or maybe a do-a-little-dancer. however you choose, get just what you're craving with a mcpick 2... ♪ lemme get a mcpick2! for a limited time, choose any two mcdonald's classics for five bucks. like the 100% beef big mac, filet-o-fish made with sustainably sourced fish, or 10-piece chicken mcnuggets made with white meat! enjoy the choice

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[ light laughter ] that's hilarious. so they have this inverse relationship.eth: i've heard you refer to him as a hip-hop president. >> yes, exactly. >> seth: or a hip-hop candidate. explain that. >> he's kinda a hip-hop candidate, he's got his own vodka, right? he's way too concerned with bling. >> seth: yep, a lot of bling. >> very concerned. he's got his name on everything. got his own jet. >> seth: all very hip-hop. >> he likes white women. [ laughter ] yeah, he's very bling, you know, he's always boasting about everything. he is. he's the hip-hop candidate. >> seth: you worked on the show before "nightly show" started you worked on a fantastic show "blackish". >> yes. >> seth: and donald trump tweeted about "blackish." he said, how is abc television allowed to have a show called "blackish," entitled "blackish?" can you imagine the furor of a show "whitish?" racism at its highest level, question mark. >> i think it's called cbs. >> seth: oh, that's why it is? [ laughter ] >> are we on nbc? >> seth: yeah, we're safe. would have worked, though. would have wo

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he was one of the most hilarious people's teacher and mentor.re in chicago at a time when chris farley had kind of and io go on to success arrived at second city with steve carell and stephen colbert on the main stage there. guys were already performing in a successful team in chicago. there is just a feeling that something was happening there. there was a hope that you could put in your time on stage and get a job. we could feel that that that feeling there. >> you can't train someone to be funny. buts farley was hilarious he was also a force of nature that needed to be given a little direction. really did have these techniques that you don't see just as an audience member. >> you can be funny within yourself. the rules are great for writing to. to. are used just knowing that scene in comedy. there are those patterns because it adheres to the rule. charlie rose: many a great comedian and when they are working on standup. and healking to lucy k is trying to hone and new standup routine. it is going to take me six months. i will get one good idea