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if i was the first staffer, hilary rodham was the second staffer. i remember john doerr calling us into his office and saying bill, hilary, we have a research project. we have to find out what constitutes foreground of impeachment on the president. there does not seem to be a case on point. it is friday afternoon and i don't want to ruin your weekend, why don't you have it on my desk for tuesday morning? we said fine, t. six months later, after 40 lawyers had gone blind trying to figure out what the answer to the question was, we decided that the answer to the question was in the newspapers, at the time, not in the decided law cases. u.n. john davidson wrote a minority -- you and john davidson wrote a minority dissent on the grounds? -- >> i know we wrote to cross-examine witnesses. we ever wrotethat a formal minority memo. the big question in the early days was does the grounds for impeachment have to be a crime? i can remember being of the view that early on, really, it should be required that it be a crime or there is no stopping point and any pr

they'll quickly change the subject to, what about hilary clinton's use of -- >> libya. they'll talk about other things. >> then there are some people who say, look. let's face it. of course, the position would be different if it was her. but they -- they say rather honestly. look, we see ourselves in a long-term fight for power against what they see as a -- a -- a coalition between liberal democrats and, frankly, our own business, the mainstream media. and they're trying to dethrone that power order. and they'll do whatever they can to and grab whatever they can as either a weapon or a shield in pursuit of that. so at least that's fairly honest. and, in fact, it was kind of the candor i was looking for. >> charlie savage and i often talk about this that while this president does a lot of things by executive authority, so did barack obama. so did george w. bush. and charlie's conclusion is that it's all very different when your person's doing it than when the other side's doing it. >> that's just human nature. but at some point, you have to be able to at least in some wa

association so hilary now that the you have recently held their strike against back in november that was quite recently just a month ago so this was over the exact same issues previously wage demands pensions part time work was nothing done in november and why is this still continuing and will this continue to bleed into 2020. well you know it's going to continue and obviously into 2020 because we're so close to the holidays and this is a subsidiary of towns and they're basically the cheap budget airline so what they did is they short shifted this and yes they were concessions made back in november but really it's sort of like it's on the handed tactics obviously the union knows this is the busiest time of year at least the status right now is as follows love turns actually go a little bit of leverage because basically this is affected really only domestic german flights and so they've been able to offer rail passes to all of those german citizens that are stranded at the moment so at least it was some of the dire circumstances they will have to make financial concessions that certai

. >> that is hilarious. >> he was hilarious. crossing the p.c.oundaries is what often times makes us laugh. i don't think he was mean-spirited. >> he was very funny back then and didn't miss a beat, obviously. >> he was funny. >>> some of the strongest proof yet, the white house tried to quiet concerns about ukraine's security aid. what newly released e-mails show. - do you have a box of video tapes, film reels, or photos, that are degrading? legacybox professionally converts them to dvds, thumb drive, or the cloud. legacybox is simple and safe, with over half a million satisfied customers. visit legacybox.com today, and get 40% off. >>> stop the aid, 91 minutes after trump calls zelensky, and said keep it hush hush. >> newly released e-mails give the strongest proof yet the white house knew of the perils and backlash after pausing ukraine's security aid. >>> millions on the road for the holiday, running into weather trouble. we'll tell you who gets the worst of it. >>> ladies and gentlemen, eddie murphy. >> a sweet "snl" homecoming for eddie mur

in ireland and previously walls of alma was going to be interesting to see how big bill steps up hilary for the british american business association thank you so much. because the. time now for a quick break but hang here because just on the other side of the break 29 has been a stellar year for gold but how does the metals stacked up against other assets and what can we expect going forward david mckelvey of mckelvey financial lend us a hand to give us his outlook and as we go to break here are the numbers at the close. it is a long held tradition on cross talk to take stock of the year that is about to pass we have a look at when we moved does what changed and what gave us concern 2019 the good the bad and the. what holds and. put them so. big it except little reject. so when you want to be president. or some want to. have to go right to the pros this is what before 3 of them or 10 people. interested in the waters and. there should. thousands of american men and women choose to serve in the country's military the decision. every song came to a complete. the day that i was right. you

farm in ireland previously walls of obama is going to be interesting to see how big bill steps up hilary for the american business association thank you so much. time now for a quick break but hang here because just on the other side of the break 29 has been a stellar year for gold but how does the metals stacked up against other assets and what can we expect going forward david mckelvey of mckelvey financial lenses a hand to give us his outlook and as we go to break here are the numbers at the close. of american men and women choose to serve in the country's military. every day came to a complete. the day that i was very. drunk you know you will kill me i would destroy. any screamed at me in. my own. me. if you take into account that women don't report because of the extreme retaliation it's probably somewhere near about half a 1000000 women have now been sexually assaulted in the us military rape is a very very traumatizing thing tat happen but i've never seen trauma like i've seen women who are veterans who have suffered military sexual trauma reporting rape is more likely to get the

hilary, you wanted to come in.playing with events like this. it's very easy to start blaming one side or another, one party or another, one event or another, it's far too simplistic an approach. this event has been an accumulation, has been the result of an accumulation of different circumstances, we have no idea about. the very simple basic facts andi about. the very simple basic facts and i think it's beholden on us to keep the standard of debate hi on this and not to come down to blaming one side or another. who agrees with that would stop and chair of the local parent council of the high school. and alex 's dad, which is why alex is allowed to be here, his dad has said it's ok, is an authorised or unauthorised absence. we will deal with that later. i actually want to talk briefly in support of the politicians. hilary has said it shouldn't be a blame game, politicians for their opinion andi game, politicians for their opinion and i expect them to give it, there are different opinions across the political spectru

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white house spokesman for the george bush administration and former spokesman for the indiana party, hilaryen. and cnn political analyst, congressional reporter for "the washington post," khan emergen. khan, who benefits, as we put it earlier, a sustained state of limbo on impeachment? >> well, at this point, i think democrats are hope they go will benefit by putting new evidence forward and by putting pressure on republicans. basically, we're at a point in time, where nothing new is coming up, 67 for a few new documents and the president having time to stew in mar-a-lago. i think what they're banking on is the fact that this pregnant pause, basically, ups the pressure and maybe gives them a little more to put on the pile. look, we need to actually review this yourselves in the senate. but i think republicans, on the other hand, are just kind of hoping that nothing else comes up so that they can be in the same place as before. and pelosi will feel so much pressure back in january to substantially the impeachment process to send the articles over that she'll have to blink and do it anyway. i

(pam) hilary swank. oh, she's hot. yeah! damn it. >> trevor: from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out. thank you so much for coming out, everybody! i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight is on the hit tv show "billions" and now, got a brand-new standup comedy commercial on h.b.o. dap dan going to be going us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) and tonight's episode, the british election is coming for america. penises are washington to the beach and jordan klepper is back at a trump rally to finger the pulse. let's catch up on today's headlines. ♪ let's kick it off with some exciting news from the world of black girl magic. >> history being made after new miss world crowned over the weekend. >> miss world 2019 is -- ( cheering ) -- jamaica! ( cheers and applause ) >> the top honor of the miss world contest saturday, her win means five b

book it's attack dances will is about israeli occupation and said to me that you may consider it hilarious but they are also be assigned by the p.l.o. or else which she greet agreed that you in the interim period the settlements but it may well be discussed during the finals that is what they would not be within the jurisdiction of the palestinian authority may term it a bit less but your timing also puts. all right tommy cadman peace joint join us into this conversation once again i just allow toby to give us his thoughts on what evidence to be the prosecutors will bring forward and you know if what if the i.c.c. can get access to palestinian territory what will happen then i think i think their access is an important point. with respect to the deaths from west jerusalem to suggest that guards are is not under occupation i think is a ludicrous argument to be making and not one that is likely to be taken seriously . i think the problem is and this was one of the problems during the the last u.n. commission of inquiry was the fact that they were not able to enter gaza to conduct any meaning

that's why it's trying to come up with every knothole excuse and legal technicality including this hilarious wand. but the palestinian authority has given up sovereignty over the land where the settlements the build up to built what about annex since that the u.s. and our robbie robbie sable to respond to. us allow robbie's able to respond before we. and back at toby cadman into the conversation robbie sable your response to that your issues just goes ok bye that's very interesting there's not a single israeli soldier a single israeli settlers in gaza it's under the law of hamas the belittled from us at their own court so the militia somehow becomes welcome i tell you is this thing on the contrary they initiated book its attacks against israel is all about israeli occupation and said to me that you may consider it hilarious but they are also be assigned by the p.l.o. or else which she greet agreed that you in the interim period the settlements but it may well be discussed during the wilds that is what it would not be within the jurisdiction of the palestinian authority may term an addict but

joining me now is hilary hurd, pursuing a j.d. at harvard law school receiving a masters degree at cambridge, kings college, undergraduate and uva and 2013 a marshall scholar. a contributor for law fair and co-authored this piece along with benjamin witis. thanks for being here. must there actually be a trial? >> good morning, michael. thank you so much for having me. yes. the senate rules presume a trial will occur. that said, it doesn't have to be a long trial with all the bells and whistles attached and with just 51 votes, the senate to move to adjourn at any point in the process. >> these rules that already exist, you describe as weirdly detailed and then you note we're things turn substantive they also turn vague. explain. >> so the rules on the one hand provide a specific set of staged directions for about what different actors are supposed to say in the process. from the oath they're supposed to give to the way they're supposed to write their subpoenas. and also specific instructions about what time things are supposed to h

jonathan turley, the republican witness, with the law professor panel is a democrat who voted for hilarylinton, who voted for president obama, but who sees the law clearly, and that's the problem here. some of these people have so much anger that they are misinterpreting the law and really changing the focus of where we should be in this proceeding. they may have a censure action. i won't vote for censure, but somebody else may. they could go back and argue to their constituents but not impeachment. elizabeth: it is about whether it rises to the level of impeachable offense and whether voters see it that way. cnn basically -- excuse me, let me back up. it was paul begala, a clinton advisor, official with the clinton administration basically talking about -- he's agreeing with al green, that there's no limit to how many times the house can impeach trump. watch this. >> the constitution does not say it is a one and done deal. this is not the last impeachment we will cover on donald j. trump. >> what? what? >> impeachment today, impeachment tomorrow, impeachment forever. elizabeth: 24/7 imp

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i think it's hilarious metalhead don't get enough credit, when rob came out as gay, no one cares.t know if it was because the album they gave us the clues we need. [laughter] , we are okay with him being metal and gay. [laughter] >> all the bikers fans of judas priest thought he was into bikes. [laughter] >> just like rob halford. maybe i am gay. >> are you excited, have you voted. >> no. >> the dave matthews band thing, you cannot deny they are very famous and very popular, they are popular with this segment of the population that cries during. [laughter] that's what all of their songs sound like, a dude violently crying during. listen to the lyrics. where are you going, with the long face pulling down. don't hide away like an ocean. that you cannot see but you can small. in the sound of the waves crash down. who talks like that. [laughter] who is out for, that is for dudes that started smoking pot before they stopped breast-feeding. [laughter] >> it sounded like you were singing to a horse, long face. [laughter] greg: how can you hide like an ocean, the earth is covered by the o

we're joined by hilary ford which board member of the british american business association now it's great to have you here as always hilary you heard it yourself president is no fan of those trump is no fan of these tech companies but he wants to tax a b. doesn't want to going on here so what do you make of this whole back and forth the tit for tat that we have seen between the e.u. and the u.s. and especially france over trade well couple of things to your 1st point obviously for once the shows that really isn't just out for himself i mean the tech companies are extra sectionally biased you can look up any topic on any subject the tech the changes like google that obviously facebook puts out nothing but news so i think is rather magnanimous of him for once and we don't often get to say that so very magnanimous but 2nd point though this is definitely a hit on american companies the sentiment generally of fragments is that you know this is these terrible u.s. american companies even that benefits us citizens so the crux of the issue is the dire circumstances 'd that president finds h

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it's not like they just randomly decided i want to be for hilary clinton.ountry to another country. i -- i -- so they wrote an op-ed. and they objected diplomatically. this is -- it's also not even -- it's not even remotely the equivalent of what russia did. >> of course not. but there are enough little wisps of fact there for the president ae president's allies to thread this together. >> john kennedy was shot and then all of a there is a -- that was the one agreed upon fact. >> there's also all sorts of fun uk have with wisps of fact. the idea is comparing a russian-intelligence backed multiple dollar operation to spread this to break into american citizen's computers -- >> weaponize them. >> to compare that for the trump administration and senate republicans, to compare that to a ukrainian writing an op-ed -- >> it's not exactly a widely read -- no defenoffense, but -- >> it was insider. >> to ukraine's minister of the interior writing a post on his fn page in ukraine, to say there's a comparison here. >> what a medal. >> give me a break. >> it's as fact

had hilary clinton won and all impressions the russians have given us, they thought hilary clinton was to win. hilary clinton was already a hawk on russia coming into this. if she had been elected president after russia had taken this wild swing at her, imagine what that would have meant in terms of the power, a new u.s. president could direct russia's way. but they still saw it as worth it. and i think the reason it was still worth it for them is because they were so desperate. and the reason they were so desperate is because their economy is such a disaster. and the specific way in which their economy is a disaster is about oil and gas. and it's worth it to them almost to try anything to get out from the u.s. sanctions that have precluded western oil makers from helping them drill what they need to drill to keep the economy going. >> i always say the economy of texas is larger than the economy of russia. >> yes. that's exactly right. i mean, russia is 150 million people. gigantic country. their economy's smaller than texas. smaller than italy. smaller than south korea. they've got on

greg: >> bill linton said to hilary cricket hillary, do you think he calls her crooked hillary?be he just calls her cricket. [laughter] greg: i bet she calls bill cricket two. [laughter] all right a writer writes stop it. so the biggest story in history is one we already saw coming. and it was one we knew the ending to. and we knew also that it would implode. but if you watch the news, you would think differently. i'm in could this be the day that donald trump officially became a marked man forever? >> this is the day that donald trump officially became a marked man, and now there is a mark, a current mark on his record. >> the stain on his name is permanent. >> this is an indelible stain on the record and legacy of donald trump. greg: they love those stains. [laughter] i haven't seen so many sourpuss is since i fed my cats a box of lemonheads. okay it was funny when i wrote it. [laughter] and then there were those who are practically pooping in their pants. you are not asleep, this is not a dream. >> you are not asleep. this is not a dream, this is really happening, this is our

but this poll has to grind hilary's gears so much.know she wants to run so badly, and i don't think she will disappoint. the democrats have several problems on their hands, and the first one is joe biden is not as strong of a candidate as we thought he was going to be. the second problem is that elizabeth moran and bernie sanders are socialist. and then there is pete booted judge, who i think could actually give president trump a run for his money if democrats let him. but they do this thing where they eat their own. and they are boycotting his campaign now because he's not holding high dollar fundraisers. and there's this weird thing they do where they try to tear their own down if they don't subscribe to the exact set of rules that they have laid out for what they think is the perfect candidate. greg: they are cannibals, that's what they are. >> no i'm really am proud of you forgetting that nomination. if i were a democrat, i would look at this one term thing and be pretty freaked out. because, i mean, he's their top guy in his advi

robin maintain i was rachael ray until last week which was hilarious.from rachael ray to jennifer hudson someone suggested michelle obama. of the gases were all over the map. i'm not all that surprised that can didn't get it just because like i said it was confusing to people. i managed to elude them. >> you said this was a lot different for you because you were used to performing but not in a mask. so you went out there and had to show them what you did without anyone knowing who you were what was that like? >> it's a strange experience i've been working for 25 years. you usually come to a stage with an expectation of an audience partial knowledge of you at least. for me in many ways it's nice because i have two careers. i've my saturday night live career people know me at my comedian persona from funny movies, mean girls in the gober's. i've had a full career as a singer i started as a voice major in college i was a vocalist in college. and i played alpha in wicked when i left snl and a bunch of broadway shows i travel the country with his act that pe

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. >> releasing new songs and hilarious gifts and a holiday special that includes celebrity guest like kendall jenner and lana delray. catch the christmas show on amazon prime video. and tune in tonight for a blast from the past. >> rudolph with you know so bright. once you guide my sleigh tonight. >> the iconic animated christmas special rudolph the red nose reindeer first aired in 1964. for the 55th year in a row. he saves christmas again tonight right here on cbs. >>> aarp is out of the list of nominees for 19th annual movies for grown-ups award. robert de niro, tom hanks, renie zellweger and al pacino are among the nominees. nominees must be 50 or older for consideration. catch that movie, on pbs, january 19. that is your i and entertainment. cbs news. select the stretch of ugly football and from bad to worse yesterday and we are going to break down what they are calling a super bowl preview in baltimore. >> and got a live look out side. this is out side of the international airport. it is raining and windy out there. so if you're heading to the airport, any of those airports, be s

he's hilarious. pretty funny.inner was south africa's she's absolutely gorgeous. >> juan: i love his jacket. >> dana: i think he's the most real guy. >> greg: he's our steve harve harvey. ♪ animals are great that's usually a preamble but all i'm going to say is you can't get anything better than a sugar glider gliding through the air. just watch this. that's amazing. isn't that amazing? wouldn't you want that in your house flying around? a sugar glider is like -- you know, it's a rodent. all i know. go outside. you'll see them on the street. that's enough. i think we've done enough. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great thank you, emily, for ruining my whole day. juan? >> juan: a british may be created a worldwide sensation with his video. take a look. that is georgina. she's four months old, died sherecently got her first hearig aid. the parents turn on the hearing aid, talk to her. watch how georgina reacts to her mom's voice when she turns on the hearing aid. >> can you say hello? >> [cooi

ashley: one comic has a hilarious response that's going viral this morning. cheryl: taking the term p shop holeishopaholic to a whole new . the scary amount of americans mittinadmiting to shopping while driving. it is thursday, november 5th. "fbn: a.m." starts right now. ♪ ♪ cheryl: that will wake you up, 5:00 this morning in new york. ashley: good morning. cheryl: welcome to "fbn: a.m.." good morning, i'm cheryl casone. ashley: i'm ashley webster. cheryl: the markets are looking good right now. we have green arrows across the board. we are waiting for earnings from kroger, tiffany, express. the nasdaq is up 22 and-a-half right now. ashley: what's been going on in asia overnight while you've been sleeping, most of the asian markets moving higher. the only fly in the oin the oin. cheryl: the dax is a little lower. just went up by a quarter point. democrats say they're all in on impeachment following a marathon day of testimony on capitol hill. four law scholars went head to head over what constitutes he removing a president from office. ashley: hillary vaughn