not only is hilary clinton, president obama's secretary of state, but bill clinton is now advising presidentbama on how to run house editor for "politico" and joins us from washington tonight to discuss the evolution of the obama-clinton relationship. thank you for joining us. we love all of the behind the scenes. when did they patch the differences up? >> they started patching up not long after president obama was innewing rated. the 2008 campaign was really rough and tumble but once obama was in office and hillary clinton had become the secretary of state these two men had started to repair their relationship. >> you guys even called him the obama whisperer, which i totally love, but do you think from what you have seen in your role that they actually like one another, or they have to do this? >> i'm not sure these are two guys who are going to get a cabin out on the lake together and go fishing together. but they are working well together. and bill clinton has already established himself even before as someone who could help spread the message for president obama and help guide him on a r

hilary clinton, is being criticized for the pictures you are seeing here. then she drank a beer! first of all, you are not an american so hush up. second of all she is allowed to have a beer. you are unbearable lighten up.

and i said stacey have you seen this picture of hilary clinton. at her blackberry, and stacey said texts from hilary and i said perfect. >> like all good ideas made up at the bar. i'm toasting you with a glass of wine right now. >> we don't have one. >> you have your droids though. stacey when did you know that you had a viral hit on your hands? >> you know, i think what really set it off was in the morning, buzzfeed has actually posted it right away, and we had only had four posts up at that point, and they called it the best political mien they had seen all year, and when you get a label like that after four hits you are like oh my gosh from there it just went crazy, and i think by 5:00 we were on the front page of yahoo.com. >> that is so outstanding. adam -- you ended up making hilary clinton very hip. i'm sure that wasn't your initial intention, right? >> i have always loved the idea of powerful women texting each other, but i thought maybe i was the only one, and i guess that's just not the case. [ laughter ] >> i love this. so what did you

. >> al parecer la pescaron infraganti a hilary clinton mientras se divertia con sus amigas en colombiadetectarse un alarmante aumento de repatriados, tamaulipas solicitó un informe a estados unidos . >> a estos emigrantes darle protección, seguridad en su estancia en méxico para que sean recibidos como lo marca la ley . >> para que sean canalizados a sus origenes y que no delincan . >> para que no afecten a la sociedad, el dijo tener conoimint mo l . >> no existe, la coordinacion y la comunicación de ambos países, dónde no hay untrato digno u ó humano . >> esto fue envidado a la oficina del presidente felipe claderon . >> ahora se pesrean . >> inició el envió de boletas vía postal . >> un incremento de 54% -. >> el 77% fueron de mexicanos que residen en u . >> . >> león creucen . >> usted enfrentaría de ganar una coyontura muy favorable. >> así es . >> . >> momento ideal para la reforma migratoria?. >> sin duda, para esto y otros proyectos bien o señalas es una oportunidad de cada 12 años y creo que va a facilitar mayores acuerdos con el gobierno de estados unidos . >> lo que postuló o

and he referred to worthless bitch hilary clinton to sit on his machine gun.ing -- romney ought to explain why he sought his endorsement, and whether he shares his values. that's fair. >> yeah. >> divisive language is offensive no matter what side of the aisle it comes from -- ♪ na na na ♪ >> did anything hilary rosen said come anywhere close to that. >> we're going to chop their heads off in november any questions? >> i would have say severed. >> yeah, that was indelicate. >> in the dressage -- >> yes, i would have -- yes, i would have said slice up between these dacotage and their mandible. >> that was my favorite moment in the madson show somebody shouted out what is a dressage horse? i'm like right. >> it's a much smother ride you almost don't feel like you are on a horse. >> it. >> yeah. it's a way of getting from -- >> i call it dinner. >> it's transportation, and if i had to i would chute it. >> the oklahoma senator said he didn't understand what all of the fuss was he said i can't figure out what people are talking about. he is talking about him that t

racial y promover la igualdad, eso fue lo que le pidiÓ el presidente de bolivia, evo morales, hilary clintonconvocar a cuba a esta cumbre. >>> no todo es tensiÓn, antes de cantar en la inauguraciÓn de este sÁbado, shakira premio a la profesora de nuevo leÓn que cantÓ a los niÑos en medio de una balacera. >>> desde estÁ tarde la tensiÓn se centrara en lo que digan, presidente barack obama y chÁvez, ambos llegan en plena campaÑa a la reelecciÓn por un tema de skun. >>> lal participaciÓn del presidente chÁvez en esta cumbre todavÍa es incierta, hoy en un duros el presidente ha dicho que no sabe todavÍa si viene a cartagena, depende de los que digan los mÉdicos el presidente tuvo energÍa para cantar varias canciones a cartagena. >>> en directo muchas gracias con eso nuestra primera pausa desde tampa en la florida, en este estado el hombre acusado por la muerte de un afroamericano inicia batalla por su libertad. >>> alcalde de newark, da ejemplo de heroÍsmo y humanidad mataron mataron a balazo al jefe de policÍa en ni ew hampshire en u operativo anti droga ademÁs el jefe de policÍa a otros 4 agen

secretary of state hilary clinton met with the defense minister in washington. she highlighted the importance between the strong relationship. saudi arabia is the worst persecutor and called for the description of all churches on the arabian peninsula. joining us is cliff may, the president of the foundation for the defense of democracies. cliff, you point out, if a christian leader called for the description of mosques, there would have been a global out cry. why was there no response? >> i am totally mystified, not quite surprised the main stream media will not want to pick up on that. for diplomats, they are maintaining good relationships with the saudis, the media have a responsibility, somebody who comes from 20 years in the media to report that even if it is inconvenient to other people. >> saudi arabia will not allow christian churches. isn't it spreading the islam throughout the world. >> wahabi islam is an ultra orthodox version of islam. the saudi kingdom has spent more money spreading it around the world than the soviets ever spent to spread communism

. >> and what we have seen in the past with what he said about hilary clinton and barack obama. >> yes his polites look like. >> that's where you go to be polite, noted crazy person's glen beck's show. i wanted the glenn beck get off of my phone. ♪ get off my phone ♪ [ screaming ] >> there you go. there you go. >> this guy is a big time mitt romney backer, and he is a board member of the nra. >> yes and the other news is he got paid a boat load of money for that nra speech. 50 grand i believe. >> those threats don't come for free these days. >> ted nugent on the aforementioned polite glenn beck show. >> we have heard from the secret service and they have a duty and i solute them and support them. i'm look forward to our meeting tomorrow. the bottom line is glenn, i have never threatened anybody's life in my life. i don't waste breath threatening. i just conduct myself as a dedicated we the people advocate. >> i'm sorry you pooed your own pants to get out of serving yourself. >> but he wanted to pollute the coffin -- >> i also conduct myself glenn with respect for the people who have se

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. >> reporter: secretary of state, hilary clinton, took aim at romney's claim that ush sha is one of the biggest foes and calls the statement dated. the former governor is pushing criticism aside and looking for wins in maryland, dc and wisconsin on tuesday. >>> while he was preparing for the primaries, mitt romney got an april fools day surprise from his own staff yesterday. the candidates showed up at stop but there was something missing. >> i go out there like six people, it did not dawn on me this was a prank. >> he was scheduled to speak at a milwaukee restaurant but the staff warned him of a low turnout. he was introduced to an empty room. the real audience was placed in a separate area. wjz 13 is always on, check in for complete coverage of campaign 2012. maryland's primary is tomorrow. count on us for updated results and information about the candidates. >>> april has gun and it's been good so far. lots of sunshine with a breeze after a april shower. what lies ahead? marty bass has the weather. good afternoon. >> let's take a look at some numbers, and talk about what is going

bill clinton sort of -- waulzing near the door for hilary. >> i think he was being a very supportive she was also interviewed, though. did you hear on her on andrea mitchell? and she didn't -- i'm not thinking about that. i have no plans of doing that. but that doesn't mean never ever ever. >> there's no way to say no in a situation like that. >> she did say she was going to take a rest. >> the country needs her. >> after you get that rest done. then you want to look at other things. >> count me in. >> there is also andrew cuomo. but he has done no national interviews, no national profilings -- >> [ inaudible ]. >> it is. he said he wants to take care of his own house. and he has had a couple of big wins there. but we don't know if he has the charisma to be a national player. >> he is not like his father? >> no. he is hard core. he is very intense. as was his dad, but his dad also had a natural charm. we haven't seen that yet from andrew. >> as a national player he has done well with the deficit that he has handled. >> exactly. >> he just balanced a budget. he got gay marriage. he ha

. >> the longer senator hilary clinton stayed in the campaign it didn't hurt them it didn't hurt them at all. >>> the time now is 5:08 we are hearing about a spending scandal involving a training confident reference in las vegas. it led martha johnson to resign as the head of the general administrations and coming up, the breakdown of the 82 $3,000 the agency spent on that conference. >>> right now it is 5:08 let's go back to traffic, what are you keeping an eye on, sal? >>> oh everything, we don't have a lot going on which is nice, let's go outside and take a look at what we have with interstate 880 and it is a nice looking drive as you drive to downtown oakland with no major issues. we are also looking at the bay bridge toll plaza approach and westbound traffic looks good coming into san francisco along the entire stretch of the bridge and no problems on the lower deck either. 87 looking good and this is the time where if you get on the road any time soon you will have a nice drive and we just checked with chp and we are off to a nice start. steve? >>> we have some patchy low clouds

she should talk about how women like hilary clinton are role models, and by the way in this economy,a marriage where only the man is working and providing. how many people are in the top 1%. how many people can afford dressage horses. >> probably a lot of seem that sc cupp knows. >> yeah. >> did you ever think instead of having my own career wouldn't it be great if i could sit on the couch all day if i married a rich guy. >> i never was taught that way. and how is it that she has gotten so far in her career. let's watch. >> we're just resting our dogs, aren't we? >> yeah, just kicking it. >> oh, hi. >> oh hey. >> how are you? >> i hear you are working on an album. >> never been to alaska. >> are you going to bring your gun. >> can i take a gun on the plane? >> i can tell you how to do it. that's all i got andy. >> seriously that's all you got? >> omg. >> you are not going to ask bill anything. >> oh, bill. i always forget about you. >> hey, legs what have you got for me? >> what is up? >> oh, yeah, great role model. >> so i guess you would tell those little girls, don't worry about w

. >> also hilary clinton grabbed a beer or two and then either danced or did arrobics.wing up your cuban isolation talks with a throw down at cafe havana. there is also talk of legal marijuana, the fiercest opponent. steven harper who judges from this picture has found cat snip. mitt romney's idea of cutting lose involved attending

the reason why this is important is mccallus is the former gop chair and ran hilary clinton's campaignat was spent in 2008, and 2010. we can thank citizens united for that one. more stephanie after the break. stay with us. ♪ >>this is outrageous! [[vo]]cenk uygur calls out the mainstream media. >>the rest of the media seems like, "ho-hum, no big deal." we've have no choice, we've lost our democracy here. just refreshing to hear. no other television show does that. we're keeping it real. ♪ >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho i'm walking on sunshine woe ho, and don't it feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ ♪ and don't it feel good ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 6 minutes after the hour. the phone number stephaniemiller.com, check it out. and now who is that handsome mug over there. >> that's good coffee. >> coffee with carlos alazraqui. >> the zimbabwe latte. >> mountain grown coffee. >> i was going to make express sew. >> coffee with carlos. >> good to the last drop. >> who else has gene hackman in

let's take the hilary clintons head on, they represent a world in which the elite disarm the rest of[ censor bleep ] up. >> maybe he should ask the police about everyone bearing arms -- >> everyone in prison? >> everyone on the planet. >> that would include people in prison, people that are mentally ill. jeffery domer. >> you know who is even crazier the president of the nra. here is one of the favorite things said at the nra convention. he went off on reporters and said i will not comment on the trayvon martin case without a full understanding of the facts, but accused the news media of not covering other violent crimes. he spoke to reporters who said you dishonesty is directly contributes to the classic american's freedom in our country. reporters are investor relations responsible. and he said right now there is a reporter out there that is writing that the nra and i am crazy. that reporter should think of what it must have september like on that faithful september day in the world trade center. >> shut up! [ dramatic music ] >> when if everyone was bearing arms we should have jus

you remember hilary clinton got in trouble that -- what does that mean, liberal women are dismissiveica raising children. >> exactly. let's go to karen in new york. >> hi i love your show. i love everyone on your show. >> yay! well, that's more than i can. treacherous bastards. >> the only comment taittive type of radio that you get when you get an balanced discussion. just give me the information and i can think for myself. >> looky there. >> all of our lives we have taught our children, danger stranger, and here you have trayvon martin and no one is talking about that. and i would like you to address that. and the other thing racially the republicans are so bent on some sort of racial clash. it's not going to go down the way they want it to. united the fall, united the raise, and this is how it's going to be. just as henry mcneil turner was expelled after they voted him in. it is all about race. why are we still having this discussion. >> i love it that they accused the president about making it racial. >> hi there in the chat room says it was called a spider. >> no. >> we have a v

hilary rodham clinton is not only very intelligent, very witty, very charming and very beautiful, she is also a great public servant, a great global leader and inspiration to women all over the world, some of you might remember beijing in 1995. i do. a great inspiration to people everywhere in the world. of course, she is the ideal recipient for the woodrow wilson award for public service. we also know -- we all know that president wilson said that there is no higher religion and human service. to work for the common good is the greatest creed. hillary has devoted her life to these common goods. she has been incredibly impressive from an early age, when she was at wesley. she was the first student to deliver her commencement address. she received a seven minute ovation. she also excelled after wellesley at deal law school, when the time that women made up only 15% of the job field at the best. she was called a star at heel. she was called a star at yale university by a man named bill. hillary always cared deeply about public policy. when she was in the white house, she made her mark t

did you see the new text from hilary clinton? the creator met with hilary.kanye west is a jack ass. >> but he respects him. >> yes, he said j-zis the better rapper. did you see this story. joe versus mel gibson. he said mel gibson said john lennon deserved to be shot. mel gibson celebrates his death and said he deserves to die. in a scathing letter he said he was [ censor bleep ] listen to his song imagine, i fate that [ censor bleep ] song, i'm glad he is dead. >> oh, my god! >> imagine is my favorite song. >> have you seen brave heart? he is literally in a crucifixion position. and he is saying john lennon was messionic? >> and he directed a film. >> yeah both the best and worst jesus movie ever made. >> wow, he also said he's a [ censor bleep ] jew boy. yikes. a word you don't normally call a man. mel fired back claiming the letter was a pack of lies -- i think he even said some of it is not true. >> like about his wife -- >> i want to [ censor bleep ], and stab her at the same kind. >> it's almost like mel gibson might be a bit of a creep. and when joe e

. >> time to do some shots with hilary clinton. >> yeah. >> cervezas girls night.on the other hand i'm sort of jealous, because we have had this wonderful club of us and now we have to share you -- >> there, there. momma loves us all equally now, come on. be nice to the new tv kids. >> we liberals always have big hearts that can always accommodate more. >> that's right. >> the other thing is i have an answer for the women that called about polls. the polls are not for people, they are for the media, they are to create the phony ball loney contest. everyone knew myth was going to get the nomination. it's the money lobouski. >> of course! i'm starting to talk like cenk uygur now. i was talking about this great piece on the four republicans that voted for marriage equality in new york. these groups nom -- national organization of mortgage -- or gay barbers -- whatever. no. they set up billboards all over going you're next. and i don't think it is going to work. >> no. >> i love this article. the experience of new york republicans [ inaudible ] how quickly the tide is

. >> se vio a hilary clintón, en el bar llamado café habana, bebiendo hasta altas horas de la madrugadaortunadamente, tras las tormentas que arrazaron en la planicies el fin de semana . >> los metereológos dijeron que el peligro no había pasado, al final solo 10 tornados fueron visto. >> al menos 122 de tornados fueron visto en kansan, ohio y oklahoma, al menos 6 personas murieron. >> la gobernadora dice que esta con las personas que perdieron familiares. >> las autoridades estiman que decenas de millones, son las perdidas de los tornados, de los 10 tornados 3 tocaron tierra pero no hicieron daño. >> el sistema de mal tiempo se desplaza al este del país . >> gracias . >> los demócratas tienen preparado una trampa política a los republicanos, la ley bosset, para subir los impuestos a los más ricos . >> a partir del próximo año, ya no se enviarán cheques a parsonas que reciben ayuda social. >> la gente recibirá pagos de manera eléctronica . >> la oficina de protección financiera, quiere nuevas reglas, para proteger a los dueños de casa en proceso de embargo para no perder sus viviendas. >

hilary clinton not attending the convention and aides saying this will be her first that she will miss, possibly going back to 1968. says the state department says it wouldn't be right for her to attend such a partisan event and it wouldn't be legal either. the observer point out that the law prohibits the attorney general, now eric holder from attending political gatherings including conventions and campaign appearances. but they know that does not stop the former president bill and hillary from attending. william, democratic florida, in florida. you're last. what's on your mind? caller: good morning. i see this morning, they're up in arms just like the therapy. first thing, that lady way back, a while back ago that called your show from alabama. she said she will never vote for a black man. again, all these people need to stop going all around the bush talking all this crazy mess about obama, socialism, obama, food stamps and everything. one thing about obama was obama was a hard-working man. when he first came into office, like more than any other president, that man got to working

clinton. i'll do a close-up. hilary rodham in 1974. let's go forward, and this is 20 years later as first lady. the first picture was taken in the house judiciary committee room where she was a lawyer, and this is the night before the inauguration in 1993, and the couple in '96 on the campaign train. the next photo, any first lady is going to identify with, an i've never shown it. this is the first time, and if secretary clinton sees it she will summarily execute me, but this is her listening to her husband. [ laughter ] so let me guess. you've heard this one before, right? but hillary clinton is a great person, and i -- i think she's terrific and has a fabulous sense of humor, and this picture i took of her i asked her to sign if she was still talking to me after she saw it, and she signed on it dear david, i just wanted you to know that i was thinking about you. and this was really the most dramatic moment. certainly before the presidency in the bushes' life. this is election night in the mansion, and mrs. bush and governor bush and

there are a lot of these and their hilarious and portray hillary clinton if this kind of cool way thaty think of hillary clinton or at least you didn't. >> hillary clinton has been through a lot of changes but i think her base, i think women have always gravitated towards her because they appreciate her strength and appreciate the fact she never ever allowed herself to stay in the shadow of any man that was in her life. the fact she has even stronger since becoming secretary of state, i think, has a lot to do with the fact that, overall, president obama's foreign policy has gotten some pretty good views in terms of how he has handled conflicts and, obviously, the death of osama bin laden coupled with it. last year, hillary clinton gave one of the most powerful most touching speeches at the u.n. which she said that gay rights are human rights. i think that just captain putapr to a human rights ab take visits and people love and people saw a strong leader in and why they want to see her run in 2016. >> let me answer my own question real quick. i think she has seen the rise for two reason

hilary rodham clinton is not only a very intelligent, very witty, very charming and very beautiful woman, she's also a great public servant, great global leader, great inspiration to women all over the world, some of you might remember beijing 1995. i do. a great inspiration to people everywhere in the world. so of course, she is the i.t. of recipient for the woodrow wilson award for public service. we all know that president wilson said, quoting him carefully, there is no higher religion than humans surveys. to work for the common good is the greatest creed and hillary has devoted her life to this common good. she has been incredibly progressive from an early age. when she was at wellesley, she was the first student to deliver a commencement address and she received seven minutes of the shame. excels at his school at a time when women made only about 15% of the class that lasts. she was called a star at yield by young fellow student called bill. hillary actually had to slow down a bit to be with bill, choosing to take an extra year to graduate. hillary always cared deeply about public p

bill clinton supported mark critz because hilary supported him earlier. preparing the way for 2016. you bet he's in this thing. >>> plus, paul ryan has some john tester eeked out a victory in montana. whether they can hang onto the majority this time calls for holding out in november. >>> finally tonight, our musical tribute to newt gingrich, the newtster who made this republican campaign a lot more interesting, you might say, than it had a right to be. >> we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be american. i founded four businesses, i've written 24 books, 13 of them "new york times" best sellers. >> well, the full newtthology is in the side show where it belongs and always will be, by the way. we begin with the obama campaign on the defensive with mitt romney. nbc political analyst. gentlemen, today vice president biden launch the campaign against mitt romney, and i believe he crystallized the solid between mitt romney and president obama. >> i said before, thanks to president obama, bin laden is dead and general motors alive. you have to ask yourself, had go

. >> held the clinton's texting skills have made her the internet sensation thanks to a hilarious website. greetings from the windy city of chicago. people here sure are friendly but some have had a hard time understanding my accent. so to make sure people get every word of the geico savings message i've been practicing how to talk like a true chicagoan. switching to geico could save you hundreds of dolls on car insurance... da bears. haha... you people sure do talk funny. geico®. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >> you are watching abc 7's "good morning washington" with cynne simpson and steve chenevey. this is "good morning washington," on your side. >> expects plenty of laughs when the first lady appears on the colbert report tonight. she will talk about joher joining forces initiative. she will kick off a celebration of the white house for military families and various leaders that have played a key role in supporting the troops, veterans, and families. secretary of state clinton approves of an internet parody that shows her texting lines to var

hilary rosen is a common working person. it's so absurd. if you follow this reasoning, michelle obama never should have been able to talk about women, hillary clinton should never have been able to talk about women, elizabeth edwards, who was out speaking on all sorts of issues while building a 30,000-foot home. you're capable of feeling compassion for other people regardless of how much money you have. >> ann romney is really mitt romney's secret weapon. he's warm, compassionate, been fighting m.s., fighting cancer. she has five kids. i don't care how many nannies or help you have, she's everything in terms of personal and warm that he's not. >> that is exactly why the obama re-election team threw hilary rosen went, went after her by name, because they recognized how big a threat she sis. the white house logs, 35 visits, several were directly to the white house office of media surrogates. she's technically a surrogate for the obama team. >> we didn't get to the other big story of the week. rick santorum dropped out. he blamed in part his decision to do so on his treatment in the media. >> i mean, he got a terrible press, but, i mean, let's face it

clinton. >> a party animal hilary. let her hair down. >> at a restaurant -- >> she is leaving anyhow. half a year left. >> short-timer. >> in a restaurant in houston, texas, going all out for marketing the titanic's. to the lickers to the crystal used by the ship's wealthiest passengers. >> the giant iceberg. >> they take a bucket of water and throw a bucket of water on everybody to make it real. >> cullen's restaurant a thousanded a plate includes truffles from france oysters from louisiana a 10-course meal. served on original china. >> i bet you they didn't have oysters from the titanic. from louisiana? >> yeah. >> got them there on helicopter. speaking of hillary, so every once in a while on our website, billpressshow.com. caption contest where we have a photo that we think is great. this photograph taken over the weekend down in -- no. this is in -- >> it popped up again because it talked about hillary being on the record and a party animal and remember when she opposed with clinton but it's a fun photo to look at. >> absolutely. no. it's hillary in front of a statue of it bill cl

clinton." and chris, that is the meme. >> richard, thank you so much. it is hilarious if you read it.ing in karen finney, msnbc political analyst and deputy press secretary for the former first lady. and kelly wallace, the chief correspondent for ivillage. hello to both of you. i've been clicking on it every morning and i laugh at the same jokes over and over again. and karen, i was devastated this morning. it shows you how small my life is. to hear that the creator of texts from hillary have actually decided to go out on top. they're going to stop it. not to post anything else. but what do you think of this whole mania that's developed over these last couple of days over this? >> you know, i've got to tell you, i love it. as somebody who has known hillary for i hate to admit it, about 20 years or so, because of course i was in kindergarten back then. >> that's right. >> she's always been a really cool, neat woman. i was telling one of your producers before the show started i can remember her getting out there, doing the electric slide during the south african state dinner with bobby

hilary rosens, but i'm not running for president. three hillaries. that sounds like president clinton's worst nightmare.that slut rush limbaugh here? people are still upset with him, but there's a reason he said what he said and that reason is percocet. here's the difference between bill maher and rush limbaugh. the people that watch bill maher know he's an asshole. this is my first time here. every news organization has its own table, scripps is here. just incase a spelling bee breaks out. what's black and white and red all over? nothing anymore. really. the christie jokes are okay, but no? where are the cnn tables? are the cnn tables real tables or virtual tables? there you are. every election year, cnn comes up with new amazing technology. they have the magic wall this year. they have the hologram four years ago. yet with all their technical wizardry, they still haven't figured out a way to make james carville look less like a hairless boiled cat. quite a few correspondents wrote novels this year. chris mathews wrote a biography of jfk. rick santorum was throwing up all night. bill o'reilly wrote a b

hilarious speeches. here are some of the best bits of the night. >> four years ago i was locked in a brutal primary battle with hillary clinton.r, she won't stop drunk texting me from cartagena. four years ago i looked like this. today i look like this. and four years from now i will look like this. [ applause ] anyway, it is great to be here this evening in the vast magnificent hilton ballroom or what mitt romney would call a little fixer upper. in my first term i sang al green. in my second term, i'm going with young jeezy. michelle said, "yeah." i sing that to her sometimes. i had a lot more material prepared but i have to get the secret service home in time for their new curfew. thank you very much, everybody. thank you. >> mr. president, you remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow. that was hilarious. that was your best one yet. you know there is a term for guys like president obama -- probably not two terms -- but -- there is. if you are looking for the biggest threat to america right now, she is right there, her name is kim kardashian. right now, navy s.e.a.l. team 6 is outside the kar

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