hipster paramedic -- [ applause ] >> hipster paramedic, thank you for joining us. >> what's up?> stephen: so you are there and you will help anyone who passes out or needs assistance. >> yeah. because i have medical training. >> stephen: right. because you have medical training. >> yeah. like i have a lot of training. >> stephen: i kind of need to know if you actually have training, because i'm responsible for these people. >> yeah, i'm sure you are. >> stephen: i'm serious. do you even know cpr? >> up, i don't listen to classic rock. >> okay, okay. but you will be standing by to offer first aid? >> yeah, until radiohead comes on, then i'm totally going to lose my (bleep). >> stephen: okay:okay. thank you. thank you very much. okay. clearly, i'm going to need to get someone else. >> this opening act sucks! bring out radiohead, man! [ applause ] >> stephen: so clearly, clearly radiohead wants nothing to do with corporations. i just wish the u.s. government regulators felt the same way. jim? >> the first thing i'm going to do on day one is issue an executive order saying all the i