giant. when managing your weight, bigger is always better. ♪ ho ho ho ♪ green giant buona sera, luigi's pizza italian. may i say, having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante? okay, i'm out of here. un momento. oh, for heaven's sake. now you're being deliberate stupid. where are you going? i'm having dinner with priya at raj's. i think howard's going to be there. you want to join us? but tonight's thursday. on thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza. or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like jackie chan. can't we make a one-time exception for tonight? we could. we could also stop using the letter "m," but i think that idea is "isguided" and "oronic." just come with me to raj's. well, i don't want to go to a party. it's not a party. it's the same group of people who hang out here hanging out over there. i'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party. how come it's not a party when we do it here? because we don't throw parties. i don't know what to tell you, sheldon. i'm goin