>> i'm in hoboken. >> i'm in arlington, virginia. >> jimmy: are you in hoboken? pretty cool, man, awesome. i like hoboken. all right. now, you just saw how the game -- >> no joking. >> jimmy: no joking. >> hoboken, no joking. >> jimmy: should have used that in the monologue. [ laughter ] now, look. let's find out who will be doing the spitting and who will be spat upon. can we bring the die in please? very important. [ cheers and applause ] very important. >> i'll just leave it like that. >> jimmy: no, no. we can't just leave it like that. you have to roll the die. >> my dignity is on this one. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. someone's dignity. yeah. all right, go for it. do you ant to -- [ drum roll ] you want to roll it? good luck. sorry, man. [ sad tuba ] >> yes! >> jimmy: it's all right, buddy. you will be receiving. i'm so sorry. you will be receiving. you stand there. >> all right. >> jimmy: come on over here, buddy. good man. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: hey, buddy, how's it going? >> oh, this is the worst. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] your joke there. all ri