a mai-tai might make me groggy for homeroom. ( chuckling ): the... cat could party. ( slurping ): mmm... i'm betsy ross. what did mrs. quick like about your essay? that my ideas were clear and concise. clear, concise-- got it. next time i write an essay i'll be fuzzy and wordy. that way i'll avoid the terror you're about to endure. it's just in front of a few other students. i've arranged for you to read it in front of all of the math classes in school. ( gasping ) ( hyperventilating ) valerie seems to think there's something stressful about speaking in public. what do you think? oh, i don't know. i don't get stressed. i get hives. salem: feed me! is she still working? she's supposed to feed me every half hour. ( sobbing ): i'm so weak... i'm in the mood for crepes. i've come up with a plan to bring zelda back to reality. or... you could feed me. "divide that by equal parts of..." i must need new glasses. zelda? you have us all really worried. i'm trying to attain a deeper understanding of molecules. i want to ennoble humanity. i know, and that has t

i'll be back before homeroom's over. where you going? to zap...ity doo-dah into the hall. see ya. are you sure about this? zelda was pretty explicit about not going near this. she said not to play with it. she said the laptop was for curing problems of the world to make mr. kraft understand teenagers i know what she'd say. hint-- it rhymes with "whoa." oh, it worked! candy? nah. i'd probably break out. "for a teenager's outlook on life "take three candies. "caution: may result in the ability to eat an entire box of cereal." perfect. i'll just slip a few into his iced tea. the game is afoot. ( theme from the pink panther playing ) all right, you clowns, get down from there. have you nothing better to do than climb the cafeter... cafeteria? ( sighs ) this is a school, not a bordello. miss spellman why have you been following me around all morning? it's... your cologne, mr. kraft. it's so great that i want to buy some for my friend, harvey. well, you can think about my old spice in detention. but what's my crime? smelling the vice principal. now, that's funny. i seem to be out of det

. >> bit of adjusted schedule, longer 20 minute homeroom or so, hopefully getting here on normal time, starting at 8:00 a.m. >> as negotiations evan flow between septa and local 234, about a thousand or so roman catholic student and their families are starting to think long-term. >> if this goes on more for than a week, how will it go? >> i don't know, really hard. might have to walk to school. >> you can't walk. >> ya. >> i imagine? >> and from the picket lines, down to the classrooms, there are high hopes that the union and septa can come to some kind of agreement sooner than later. in center city, justin finch, cbs-3, "eyewitness news". >>> and we will continue to monitor all of the days developments in the strike, stay with cbs-3 "eyewitness news" on tv and on line at cbsphilly.com. >> in other news this noon, gruesome discovery, a body on fire is found bee night i76. police were called to the scene in south philadelphia just before 2:30 this morning, the body was so badly burned, police aren't sure if it is a men or a woman. homeless people often stay in that area as of right now

because you called me of our tenth grade homeroom teacher. i did not. yes, you did. you were convinced you saw her turning tricks in front of the chrysler building. really? well, sorry. helen i think i could be sick at any moment. oh, i know how you feel. i just finished your book. well, danny, it just doesn't get any better than this. ( hollering: ) there they are! hey, what are you two maniacs up to? give it a rest. let us die in peace. amateurs. we going back to that club tonight? pass. come on, what's with you guys? actually, brian, i'm taking off. what?! i'm getting too old for this. since when? since about an hour ago when i threw up that cocktail napkin. where is all this coming from? iful woman suddenly i looked over and i envied you. envied me? why? because no matter who i go home with you go home to somebody who cares for you. i don't believe this. it started me thinking about my own relationship and, who knows if i put a little effort into it maybe it could turn into something really serious. oh... joe. joe. i got this phone number last night. she's blonde

. >> we have a an adjusted schedule, longer 20 minute homeroom to accommodate those guys, that have difficultyting here on the normal start time at 8:00ah. >>> pack here live we are looking at what has been a around the clock protest here at mid rail station. workers here tell he one concern they have is, their safety on the job which is affect safety of the people that they serve, also too, they say they really want to see some kind of action happen in center city in negotiations and you can bet many are hoping that are same thing. rahel and jim back to you. >>> whether or not september is backup and running by election day this new ride sharing app will offer free lyft to and from the road voting boots. it is called car pool to votement its goal to get registered voters to the polls. join as a rider or volunteer to drive others. it is available nationwide. >>> turning to money we know we should create the a thorough comprehensive financial plan. >> but for some is people the process is so daunting this he would do nothing. cbs news business analyst jill schlesinger joins us to create a three