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. >> hudson pirs time in the -- first time in the giants uniform getting the win, woo-hoo. >> 38 years old and how much does he really have left? as kristen reveals, the new giant stellar in his debut tonight. sports is next. start dealing in the desert and mowing down d-backs. oh baby, kid's first game. score less in the fourth and huddy getting some help from his defense. to shallow center and pagan who kristen notes has the best hair on the team. the inning pagan with a glove and base hit off the right that scores a run. mike morris with a bullet to center. can't make the play and huddy sensational. 7 and two-thirds and strikes out seven. romo closing it out and completing the shutout. tim lincecum will go in the series finale tomorrow. a's and indians playing. i need more cow bell please. as christopher watkins would say, we start with a nightcap. bottom of four and the stanford man singles to center. 3-2 athletics. 5* grounder into shallow right here. brian shaw drops the ball. jim johnson who blew the opener comes on in the 9th and loads the bases. 6-4 and the indians the final.

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and 14 people have been injured in this shooting at ford hoo fod that happened an hour and a half ago. that is the information we are getting now. the first numbers of the extent of this shooting are now coming in to us. we do not know whether or not the situation has been stabilized. we do not know if the shooter has not been caught. the shooter or shooters, we do not know that, but we are now getting some information that is coming in about the extent of the injuries one person dead, 14 injured. that is what the associated press is reporting. lisa stark is in washington. i know that you say that the president is being briefed about this awful tragedy coming out of fort hood. what else do you know? >> right, the president is in chicago. he'll be coming out at the white house later. he is in chicago. he has been briefed about what is going on at fort hood and his press secretary, department press secretary says he'll be kept appraise during the evening. we know now as well that the defense secretary chuck hagel has also been briefed. he is in hawai'i leading a meeting there, and he is

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