a lot of people go how do you know she's a hooker?the same sad story. >> another woman bates tells us is a prostitute is pounding the pavement. so he settles in again, a distance away, and pulls out his camera. this one up close. he just pointed us out. >> bates never knows what to expect while filming. but he knows danger is never far away. his camera's recording as this woman gets a little too close to his car window. >> why are you taking pictures of me? >> because i can. >> why? >> because i can. >> okay. so what do you think i'm doing out here? >> i didn't make any allegations what you're doing. >> are you the police? >> no. >> okay. well, you have a nice day, and god bless you. >> you too. >> the woman walks away, but bates isn't sure whether she'll be back, so he decides it would be a good idea to change locations. he goes to check out a hideaway he recently came upon by following a prostitute and a john looking for some privacy. >> this is the hot spot right now where the girls take the johns. a good number of them. this is th

your dad didn't go with a hooker that night. how do you know?s wrong. i knew it. i knew my dad was too good for that. you were close, huh? yeah. we're looking for the truth here, tina. can you help us and talk to us? about what? start with the night he died. was there a phone call nice families don't talk about these things. tina, what things? what was the phone call? it was for him. do you know who it was? i had an idea. i know where you're going now. i'm going home. no, you're not. what are you talking about? don't go. call her and say no. t-tina! go on in the house. i can see cindy's waiting for you. you're always talking about what's a sin and all that. this is a sin, dad, what you're doing with judy. you get out of this car. that was our last conversation. who was judy? i don't know. i just heard him talking on the phone to her. after he died, i thought maybe it was a prostitute that... do you think your mom knew about judy? i wouldn't know that. maybe you should go with us to see your mom. ask her about this woman. why don't you ask her? y

[laughter and applause] i tell you who watches lopez every night: a hooker. that guy sleeps with hookers. now i know why you wanted your wife's kidney so bad. so you could keep [bleep] hookers. sounds like everyone's gonna have a great summer. see you next week. good night. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> stephen: tonight who will be the next mayor of new york? quinn, de blasio or 200 rats in a man suit? then good news for gun owners, or any kind of news you want. you're the one with the gun. and my guest is grammy award-winning acoustic ledgend john prin, after the colbert bump, maybe he'll have enough money to buy an electric guitar. happy rosh hashanah, which we all know is the jewish holiday of i have no idea. my riders all left early. this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: hey, welcome to the report. thank you for joining us ladies and gentlemen, i've got to say -- >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen

. >> so i got in a lot of trouble for that, because she's not a a hooker. got -- they were going to sue abc. she got gloria allred, the big dog out, after me. i just want to say, "you could tell she's not a hooker," and get off my back. that was that. >> jay: did you like hot topics? that was always a fun thing to do. >> oh you know, speaking of hot topics, i was reading this in the paper about you and sharon osbourne? >> jay: stop it. [ cheers and applause ] >> did you see this? >> christina: no i didn't. >> jay: what is it? is that the "new york times" you're reading? >> no, it's not. it's the globe. it's some other rag. i don't know. but they say here -- i love this is my fave. i just found it from the makeup room. he has these in his makeup room. he's reading these all day. [ light laughter ] >> jay: no, i just -- i have to admit this is the first time i've seen this. >> oh, bologna. >> jay: you brought this one with you. >> sharon says the comic was a a good kisser. >> jay: oh. >> but doesn't remember the sex. hello, not that -- [ laughter ] but she sa

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if you interview the fbi agent who followed the guys who was making notes of them with hookers and coke and watching people lose the money when it went down, they feel they deserve to go to jail. talk to these guys, you know, they built the internet company like everybody else, and then it was illegal, and they didn't know what to do at that point. they had shareholders. the huge company didn't shut down. that was a mistake because they paid for it in the end of the there's multiple points of view to a true story. >> that was in 2006, do you know why the bush administration decided to make online poker illegal? >> yes. it was two moralizing senators, frisk from tennessee; right? >> yeah. now an exsenator. >> he knows more than politics than i do. john kyl -- is he -- >> in the senate, i think? i'm a political comedian, i should know this. >> they ran on a platform of antigambling. they couldn't go against that because we love to gamble. two weeks ago, we lined up for power ball ticketings, that's okay, but poker's not okay? there's no reason that poker is wrong and lottery is right. wha

take a leisurely flight through the sky and then bang a hooker. >> what would you like, baby? >> and it's up to you whether or not want to kill her. >> you can do anything you want and that's the best part of the game. >> when you're in the car, you can change the radio station. >> no. >> when you get in different cars, there different radio stations. mexican gangster car plays venice music. >> you get in the subaru outback and it plays indigo girls. >> you should try it! >> miata, village people. >> always is with you, isn't it? but the game is awesome! >> you should try it. >> i want to. >> you tune the channel and everyone says they want to see you playing grand theft auto. >> i want to! >> ok, ok. maybe for christmas if you are really good! grand theft auto! no! yeah! >> scott eastwood. >> oh, my god! >> he is a new model, happens to be the son of clint eastwood. and he is making a huge mark on the internet right now. i don't think i have seen so much hype over i male model before though. >> you look identical. >> oh, my god -- >> to his dad. if that's one person you're go

for brian hooker, a 31-year-old atlanta technology entrepreneur, flying has been a lifelong dream. >> fly and immediately said, i belong here. >> within six months of his first flight, brian earns his pilot's license and instrument rating and joins a flying club, and then his first long solo trip, 600 miles from georgia to ohio to spend christmas with his girlfriend. >> i wanted to meet her folks and enjoy christmas with them. so we traveled up to cleveland to make that happen. >> the flight north is perfect. after spending the holiday with his girlfriend's family, he expects an equally smooth return south. the only difference, this time he takes along a passenger, daryl robinson, his girlfriend's cousin, who's also headed back to atlanta. this will be daryl's second flight ever. but he says he's not nervous. >> he said he was instrument rated. obviously that is a rather skilled pilot. he knows what he is doing. he can fly whether he can see or not. so i pretty much trusted him. >> the flight was scheduled to take five hours and conditions seem ideal when the too take off late that af

well, actually, it was a thousand-dollar hooker... but the thought was the same.o, myra... what do u do? i teach high school economics. huh. it may sound like a boring life, but at night, i dress up like a giant spider and fight crime. interesting. now, did you decide spider and have the costume made or did you find the costume and say, "ok, spider"? are you mocking the scarlet arachnid? sorry, sorry. it's just hard to believe that you're herb's sister. he's so... hapless? i was going to say "tall," but hapless works. to hapless herb. to the scarlet arachnid. shh. (whispering) my enemies are everywhere. ♪ men... (charlie and myra singing old-time movie advertisement) (deadpan) we're here. oh, yes, judith's house of pain. shh, shh, ixnay! that's her id-kay. we're here. well, thanks for the movie. wait. wait, wait. i'll walk you. why, thank you. charlie: whoa! (thud) myra: you ok? charlie: i never know till i sober up. i think they like each other. well, sure, they like each other. no, i mean, they like like each other. (chuckles) oh, no, jake. your uncle charlie on

basically american words, cheese berger, vegas, hooker. levee, armed forces. this is sort of the america that i have running through my head and it is filled with lots of themes and conflicting ideals and unifying ideals. and human ideals and material ideals. all of it. so i just did the brain storm over a week or so and just kept jotting down words and i keep sort of riffing into the american themes and this is a screen shot. and thes an archive and it is massive and i think that we are as artists are going to be sifting through the archives and how can you not when there are images being created and every has a digital slr in their hand or a camera in their phone and everyone can make a good picture now not everyone, but it is not, it gos beyond that and i can that we are going to look backwards as much as forwards. we are having all of this information in front of us. and people will sift through it, and bring ideas for it. and this is the utmost importance. and you can have the titles and they are pretty loaded, right? and it is something that interests me

. >>> my name is it james hooker. i represent the allen community development corporation in the western addition as well as the crease project which stands for conflict resolution education and employment services. first let me say that ~ i've been attending reentry council meetings for the last 26 months and i'm also a member of the m-3 movement as well as the alan's community development men's group. my interest is in expertise in employment and education for under developed and under served people. unfortunately, many of the candidates who are now coming out of prison were people that i was working with trying to keep them out of prison. we have a recidivism rate that's going to require that we have a successful, as i like to tell them, poster boys, who can effectively represent the communities in which they come from. the sheriff's department, public defenders office, all have qualified programs for reentry and what we'd like to see is the community become an equal partner in the reentry concept programs that are

. - but she ended up on the upper east side dressed like a hooker? - that doesn't make any sense.or some tests. - about what time was that? - 9:30, i think, around. a little after 9:30. - so she left, and, what, you stayed? - yeah, i was gonna talk to a few buddies, be right behind her. i called, i called, i left messages, nothing. i was worried. - worried? yeah? did you hit her? - this deep cut on her cheek. it needed stitches, man. - okay. there was a fight at the club. somebody i was involved with. she got hit, but not by me. - and that's why she left? - yeah. - right. who'd you piss off? what's the name? - we'll go to the club and get the name. by then, you'll be up on a drug charge. - it was andre lanier. - no idea what you're talking abt. -we have testimony you threatened jay linnet, roughed him up. - and hit his girlfriend. - i don't know nothing about that guy. - people saw rachel melhan bleeding when she left the club. she was found at sutton place and 57th, a murder victim. - if you didn't hit her there, when did you hit her? that ring could do some damage. - look. she m

forty's when the house is empty has a list just do something wrong let's do something weird let's get hookers over something transgressive and my wife of course will go for any of the first things she said was she was like we got some weed for christmas somebody gave us we and this was five years ago so we won we found it was very crumbly and i tried to role is best to join a and we smoked together and it was amazing like there's somebody i've known you know for years ago at a kid with and you think you know them inside now and suddenly it is different suddenly at the she even the even the kind of him premature of who i was to her that i would put forward i'm your husband i was able to drop and just be like after ten years this is who i really am and in this way better and blah blah blah so it kind of changed me in that way that i was like i like you and i said to myself this is that i'm not going to i can't get into this too much i'll smoke whenever my day my work day is done i'll work all day long six o'clock smoke a joint now be my joint for they'll be amazing and then i started like maybe

. >> this money is going to cocaine and hookers. >> tom, my guess is, if you can consistently lure filmso your city, and like new york has, then, in the long run, are it might be good for the city. but if it's just a film here and a film there, you are probable losing money. >> that is the best point. >> detroit, they have all these empty lots. the real estate. >> it's a post apocolyptic movie waiting to happen. >> will anybody care that it's done in detroit? >> we are not allowed to say "end of the day" on "red eye." >> in the middle of the afternoon. >> in the beginning of the morning. >> people used to say, i will go to detroit as seen in this movie. of course, in every movie, it's the apocolyptic idea of the city. i agree that it could be an an argument, dustry. considering how hard lit detroit has been, bringing the production there could lift the spirits of the city, which could increase economic activity. >> you mean, ben affleck will be there. >> you know who lifted the spirit of a little city i like to call gotham, bat ma'am. think about it. >> this is an interesting topic that

this is coming from the place where you can get pot and a hooker in your happy meal if you want. i mean i no sugar isn't good for you. can you call it a dangerous drugs? in the netherlands people do. you can see it in their popular tv shows the. >> this is -- >> actually just basic chemistry. >> your new lab. ♪ >> do you believe that there is a hell? >> we're pretty much going there. >> "baking bad" coming this fall to the netherlands. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: breaking bad. here in america. this is ridiculous. a brazilian agri group launched a cyberback attack. instead of hacking the nsa, they accidentally hacked nasa. and, and, nasa, that's why brazilian hackers never win" wgs wheel of fortune." i didn't know brazil had hackers. you know what i thought a brazilian hack was something you got in the back room at a nail salon. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] in other international news, last week russian president vad vladamir putin wrote an opinion piece published in "the new york times," a letter directed at the american people. in response, senator john mccain wro

i had no idea how many hookers are in my neighborhood. at a certain time at night it is better than any reality tv show you will ever see. the puddles around my apartment, i thought it was rain. they are all squaters. >> greg, this is the seedy under belly of new york they need to know about. >> rut seedy under belly. >> i am reporting the seedy under belly while scratching mine. >> you have a hairy under belly. >> it is inverted. >> can i make one interesting point about how women are a positive influence on men. it is the exact opposite for women. i never met a woman who did drugs on their own. it was always a guy that said have you ever tried this before? all of the meth heads and coke heads who are women, it came from the guy who started it. >> we'll do it together. we'll do it together. >> rather than go to the us closer. >> you are forgetting the key line. the first one is free and the next one is a hundred. >> i had a wife once. >> you did? >> what happened? >> she is a meth head now. >> aim right, joanne? you -- am i right, joanne

i don't know if i can say it, she turned into a hooker now. >> miley cyrus. >> miley cyrus. >> why? >> lack of -- >> brad pitt. >> how come? >> so i can have angelina for myself. >> snooki. so she can never procreate again. >> any of the guys from one direction because they're poisoning our youth, my little sister is a one direction fan. i can't stand them. >> if you could send one famous person. >> famous person? >> into outer space. >> outer space. >> who would it be and how? [ indiscernible ] >> what celebrity do you not like? >> outer space. i want to go outer space. >> jimmy: no real housewives. you think they would have that. we have to take a break. when we come back. i will tell you why kanye west is furious at me. he -- we had a bad conversation today on the telephone. plus, this week in unnecessary censorship, and rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, and music from avril lavigne. so come on back. in your mouth, bacteria forms in layers. listerine® penetrates these layers deeper than other mouthwashes, killing bacteria all the way down to the bottom layer. so for a cleaner, heal

the various wealth helps explain why so many voters hooker support the upcoming election.t there's more to it than that. by most accounts it is germany's most tradition minded region. strongly catholic, population is proud of the old ways, the old dances, is traditional music. >> and voting for conservative parties since the end of the second world war. we are of course connected to our homeland. it is the strongest voice, pushing for the respective values and for taking a tough stance on european bail outs. >> and it is also does the most, say company boss, for the small and medium size companies that make up a big part of germany's exporting success. >> this company makes hi-tech tubing that can be drawn through and repair a damaged pipe, there by safing millions in construction costs. and building on the various strengths. >> the advantage is a business location is beginning to employ local people. these people stay loyal to us, that's how we are. they stay put. >> the conservative block is not expected to win a outright majority, but the expectation is that it will for

>> said before, it looked like an ad for a hooker cheerleader squad. >> do you know that in congo no one had heard about that? and it was very refreshing. >> lucky them. >> this just in. >> kimberly? >> yeah, i don't like it at all. i thought her behavior was offensive. i'm so sad, i liked her a lot better when she was hannah montana and under the mickey mouse ear and behaving well and good example and role model for children, women, girls. now, look what happened to her. her dad needs to talk to her. >> we lose our moral fibers, our country sunk and she's part of that. >> okay. your favorite moment, worst moment? >> well, our girl, reese wither spoon, you're a big fan of hers and i got to meet her at the white house press correspondence dinner. this shows you that even a good girl can have a bad day. you just let a little something slip. but i think she was sort of defending her man when this happened with the cops. >> i'm now being arrested and handcuffed? >> yep. >> do you know my name, sir? >> don't need to know. >> you don't need to know my name? >> not quite yet. >> okay. you'r

listen, gas is so expensive, eliot spitzer now is hiring hookers just to siphon it for him. ♪ [ cheerspplause ] gas is so expensive now they're actually selling it at the apple store. that's how expensive. ♪ [ applause ] it is so expensive, people are running out of gas faster than the yankees in october. that's how fast. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] it is so expensive, i saw miley cyrus give a gas station owner a giant foam finger. that's how high -- ♪ [ applause ] ugh. hey, listen to this. miller lite is now advertising the new punch top can -- makes the beer pour faster. oh, and that's our biggest problem in the country, isn't it? we can't get the beer out of the can fast enough. the beer -- it's not coming out fast enough. exactly. [ applause ] well, you know -- england having a huge problem with public drunkenness. in fact, officials now are looking to hire private companies to run drunk tanks. well, here's the story. [ sirens ] >> the problem of binge drinking in britain can be seen on the streets every night. some police say they want to stop it by hiring private companies to run d

>> said before, it looked like an ad for a hooker cheerleader squad. >> do you know that in congo nohad heard about that? and it was very refreshing. >> lucky them. >> this just in. >> kimberly? >> yeah, i don't like it at all. i thought her behavior was offensive. i'm so sad, i liked her a lot better when she was hannah montana and under the mickey mouse ear and behaving well and good example and role model for children, women, girls. now, look what happened to her. her dad needs to talk to her. >> we lose our moral fibers, our country sunk and she's part of that. >> okay. your favorite moment, worst moment? >> well, our girl, reese wither spoon, you're a big fan of hers and i got to meet her at the white house press correspondence dinner. this shows you that even a good girl can have a bad day. you just let a little something slip. but i think she was sort of defending her man when this happened with the cops. >> i'm now being arrested and handcuffed? >> yep. >> do you know my name, sir? >> don't need to know. >> you don't need to know my name? >> not quite yet. >> okay. you're abo

it's got stealing cars, shooting people, and beating up hookers. if you're a parent and you allow your son or daughter to watch this, even if they're beyond 18 years old, you're a lousy parent, in my opinion. you play a role in this. we all play a role in this. oh, wait a minute. this is the first amendment. we're so concerned about the second amendment. this is the first amendment. this is freedom of speech. but you know what? i have a question tonight for our audience. when did the first amendment and responsibility part ways? when did the road split on the first amendment of the constitution and a responsibility to understand society and what's right and wrong? if you think as a parent this is good for your kid, you're wrong. it is not. oh, by the way, the guy that did the shooting yesterday, he was a big fan of this kind of stuff. does it matter? i don't know. it can't help. then there's the let's continue to work together. then there's the mental health community. you mean to tell me that this guy heard voices? he could have been possibly schi

the spitxer case it was not the sex but a guy who went after prostitution and he was transferring hookersitate lines. he abused his power and in the weiner case. i think people may have been able to forgive them, but he continued to lie about it, martha. he was continuing the behavior after he resigned from congress. a lot of people are willing to forgive you once but not made fools of twice. >> ego in the end can get the best of some people. and in a perfect world and we know we don't live in one. we want public officials and municipalities to put them above their own interest. it turned out it was about them and that may be what people rejected in the end? >> i am cynical about politicians and i tend to think they are doing it because they are narscitiowa c and they put themselves in the limelight. it is more about the i didn't follow the spitxer race close. but in the weiner case it is the lying and mistreating of his wife and family and dragging them into this. i guess she wanted him to run. but then going and bringing all of this out and you know, exposing his family this way and hav

some hooker from dallas. wait a minute. so you don't feel appreciated. says that can lead to feeling unappreciated. oh, what the hell is she talking about? i appreciate you. by the way, thanks for... everything. yeah, you... [telephone rings] hello. oh, yeah, right here. it's dr. nora. shut up. sure. hello. [whispering] ray, it's dr. nora! that's what i said. [chopping] hi there. uh-huh. [chopping] do you have to do that now? stop it. uh-huh. oh, really? wow. that would be terrific. [ice cubes clanking] [ice cubes clanking] shh! yeah. what? oh, my god. i am so flattered. [rustling] [clank] when would that be? debra: yeah. [snap] i think that would be fine. [snap] no, it would-- well, listen, [snap] it's great talking to you, [snap snap] 'cause i've been listening to you for years, and-- [snap] yes-- [snap] ok, well, thank you so much. [snap] ok, take care. bye. [snap] ray! bags! do you know what that was? do you know what that was? a magical illusion. dr. nora is coming here. she's coming here. wha-what are you-- get out of here. why here? she wants to i

drug addiction, hooker's galore connell: and three the good properties, the director thinks his own stuffod to cut. my man marty. dagen: martin scorsese, good fellows and the like, can put out a 3 hour movie and people will still see it. >> the simply won't, and i am sorry, we don't want to go to a three our long movie, will never get back. dagen: look how long christmas was and it won the weekend over two hours. connell: three hours is too much. dennis: allow or of dennis kneale coming next. dagen: along with titanic. >> ridiculously long. dagen: huge moneymaker for 20th century fox. thank you. next hour, still going to be here, sitting mortgage chief jamie dimon, meeting with justice department officials, attorney general eric holder said there was that meeting following a report of $11 billion settlement, the bank has a lot to the that amount, we go live inside the beltway. connell: a free commercial on the superbowl telecast. dennis and cheryl are up next, markets now. we went out and asked people a simple question: how old is the oldest person you've known? we gave people a sticker a

his contemporaries how lynn wolf, muddy waters, john lee hooker are all gone now.bad and good for me when i'm feeling good. it's kind of relims music. >> reporter: the son of share croppers. riley b. king was born on aton plantation outside of mississippi and started at 7. you said you picked 400 pound as day? >> i did. >> he was 27 when he left. in 1952 his song "three o'clock blues hit number one and he started touring black theaters and roadhouses in the country. 1956 you played three 3 4342 days? >> 342 one-nighters. >> reporter: in 196 p rock promoter bill graham invited him to the fillmore west in san francisco. and that actually changed for you when you playing in fillmore. >> yes, i did. >> reporter: it was the first time he played in front of a white audience. >> i was extra scared. the kids i performed in front of knew the music. they introduced me ladies and gentlemen, b.b. king. everybody stood up. everybody stood up. that was the beginning of me playing rock and roll. i've been playing it ever since. >> reporter: he influenced hendrix, opening for the