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a lot of people go, how do you know she's a hooker?ot dressed like julia roberts, you know, in "pretty woman." you just start seeing the same people every day. it's the same sad story. >> another woman bates tells us is a prostitute is pounding the pavement. so he settles in again, a distance away, and pulls out his camera. this one up close. he just pointed us out. >> bates never knows what to expect while filming. but he knows danger is never far away. his camera's recording as this woman gets a little too close to his car window. >> why are you taking pictures of me? >> because i can. >> why? >> because i can. >> okay. so what do you think i'm doing out here? >> i didn't make any allegations what you're doing. >> are you the police? >> nope. >> okay. well, you have a nice day, and god bless you. >> you too. >> the woman walks away, but bates isn't sure whether she'll be back, so he decides it would be a good idea to change locations. he goes to check out a hideaway he recently came upon by following a prostitute and a john looking f
a lot of people go, how do you know she's a hooker?ot dressed like julia roberts, you know, in "pretty woman." you just start seeing the same people every day. it's the same sad story. >> another woman bates tells us is a prostitute is pounding the pavement. so he settles in again, a distance away, and pulls out his camera. this one up close. he just pointed us out. >> bates never knows what to expect while filming. but he knows danger is never far away. his camera's...
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beneath the neighborhood were 20,000 tons of poisonous chemicals dumped in an old canal by hooker chemicalcorporation. reports of trouble began in 1976, but love canal did not explode until michael brown, a journalist at the niagara gazette, wrote articles exposing the problem. they caught the eye of lois gibbs. ini read a newspaper article love canal had 20,000 tons of chemicals buried in it, and it was leaking into the neighborhood. so i read this newspaper nsa, those poor people. and next day, there was another article and that when talked about the 99th street elementary school and i was like, oh, my goodness. that is where michael is going to kindergarten. at is why michael is so sick. >> lois tried to get her son transfer to another school, but the superintendent refused. >> when i met with dr. long he said, i am not about to move 407 children because of one irate, hysterical housewife with a sickly kid. >> instead, lois began to circulate a petition to close the school. she went door-to-door, discovering the extent of the damage. >> i was shocked. i was absolutely shocked. i thought
beneath the neighborhood were 20,000 tons of poisonous chemicals dumped in an old canal by hooker chemicalcorporation. reports of trouble began in 1976, but love canal did not explode until michael brown, a journalist at the niagara gazette, wrote articles exposing the problem. they caught the eye of lois gibbs. ini read a newspaper article love canal had 20,000 tons of chemicals buried in it, and it was leaking into the neighborhood. so i read this newspaper nsa, those poor people. and next...
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"tmz," >> so, "ice road trucker," he is in serious legal trouble because he allegedly kidnapped a hooker. he gave an atm card for her to take out whatever money. he tries to get his money back by tying her to a chair and dumped water on her from a mop bucket. it's almost like -- >> "flashdance." >> jason derÜout in new york. >> they're having some small penis contest. it's a place in brooklyn. we look at him and we say, would you compete in it because i don't think you would have to compete in it. because he's a black guy.
"tmz," >> so, "ice road trucker," he is in serious legal trouble because he allegedly kidnapped a hooker. he gave an atm card for her to take out whatever money. he tries to get his money back by tying her to a chair and dumped water on her from a mop bucket. it's almost like -- >> "flashdance." >> jason derÜout in new york. >> they're having some small penis contest. it's a place in brooklyn. we look at him and we say, would you compete in...
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for brian hooker, a 31-year-old atlanta technology entrepreneur, flying has been a lifelong dream. >>unity to fly and immediately said, i belong here. >> within six months of his first flight, brian earns his pilot's license and instrument rating and joins a flying club, and then his first long solo trip, 600 miles from georgia to ohio to spend christmas with his girlfriend. >> i wanted to meet her folks and enjoy christmas with them. so we traveled up to cleveland to make that happen. >> the flight north is perfect. after spending the holiday with his girlfriend's family, he expects an equally smooth return south. the only difference, this time he takes along a passenger, daryl robinson, his girlfriend's cousin, who's also headed back to atlanta. this will be daryl's second flight ever. but he says he's not nervous. >> he said he was instrument rated. obviously that is a rather skilled pilot. he knows what he is doing. he can fly whether he can see or not. so i pretty much trusted him. >> the flight was scheduled to take five hours and conditions seem ideal when the too take off late
for brian hooker, a 31-year-old atlanta technology entrepreneur, flying has been a lifelong dream. >>unity to fly and immediately said, i belong here. >> within six months of his first flight, brian earns his pilot's license and instrument rating and joins a flying club, and then his first long solo trip, 600 miles from georgia to ohio to spend christmas with his girlfriend. >> i wanted to meet her folks and enjoy christmas with them. so we traveled up to cleveland to make...
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hookers do it all the time. sex with you, then refuse any money to make sure you're not a cop. (laughter) a classic scam. the point is, the sex is essential. and in one case, it was essential with three different officers in one evening before the prostitute was arrested. so obviously the first cop had to make sure she was a prostitute. the second cop had to make sure the first cop wasn't crooked. and the third cop was a ride along. (laughter) here now with an insider perspective on why police cannot do their work unless they have sex with prostitutes, is undercover honolulu police officer randy farrar, thank you, good to see you. now mr. farrar, thank you for joining us. >> aloha, my man. >> stephen: now randy, are you with the honolulu pd. >> i would rather not say. >> stephen: you don't want to blow your cover. >> yes, also i'm not on the force. but i am a member of the neighborhood watch. >> stephen: is that your job. >> well, minot-- i drive food truck downtown, sometimes the working girls like to have a sa
hookers do it all the time. sex with you, then refuse any money to make sure you're not a cop. (laughter) a classic scam. the point is, the sex is essential. and in one case, it was essential with three different officers in one evening before the prostitute was arrested. so obviously the first cop had to make sure she was a prostitute. the second cop had to make sure the first cop wasn't crooked. and the third cop was a ride along. (laughter) here now with an insider perspective on why police...
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we've not heard about crack pipes, beer mugs or hookers.truck with the banner, saving the taxpayers from getting burned was the banner on the side and one of the supporters gave ford a headdress, which he promptly tried on for the cameras, looking to support this mayoral election, are you? pick up a few of these bobbleheads that come with a variety of options for you, including my personal favorite, the black tie for those special occasions. he looks mean and lean there. handsome cat there in the bobblehead. >>> we broke the exciting news that a sequel is in the works for the classic film "mrs. doubtfire." not everyone was excited about this announcement. how could that be? >> i'm all right. >> are you all right there? >> dad. >> daddy? >> that's right. little natalie there. no, i don't have anything to do with the "mrs. doubtfire" sequel, nor will i. sequels generally suck unless they were planned as partitive trilogy or series. i think "doubtfire" where it should be. i had maybe 20 lines and lisped most of them. cute little lisp. >>> we d
we've not heard about crack pipes, beer mugs or hookers.truck with the banner, saving the taxpayers from getting burned was the banner on the side and one of the supporters gave ford a headdress, which he promptly tried on for the cameras, looking to support this mayoral election, are you? pick up a few of these bobbleheads that come with a variety of options for you, including my personal favorite, the black tie for those special occasions. he looks mean and lean there. handsome cat there in...
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. >> tj hooker, there he is. ♪ >> you're watching bloomberg west. i'm emily chang. legendary actor, best known for his role as captain kirk on "star trek," but a new generation of fans know him as the priceline negotiator. william shatner is an author, recording artist, and the owner of his own ios and android app. shatoetry. it allows you to say almost anything in his voice. on april 24, his one-man broadway show hits theaters for one day only and he will be the star of a new home renovation reality series on diy network, legendary actor william shatner joining us from l.a. how do you say it? >> showtoetry is very imaginative. there is nothing like it out there. i read words, you the owner of the app choose the words, choose the delivery and then you can send it as a message that you want to send but with my voice. >> throw out a few at us. >> what? >> i can do the voice, maybe. >> throw a few words out. >> your voice is too deep and around and volume in us. -- you have to go through your nose. >> i can wiggle my nose. >> now you've got it. turn to your left and sa
. >> tj hooker, there he is. ♪ >> you're watching bloomberg west. i'm emily chang. legendary actor, best known for his role as captain kirk on "star trek," but a new generation of fans know him as the priceline negotiator. william shatner is an author, recording artist, and the owner of his own ios and android app. shatoetry. it allows you to say almost anything in his voice. on april 24, his one-man broadway show hits theaters for one day only and he will be the star of...
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they linked to a story from "the new york post" which was about hookers using air b&b. >> why do hookerst such a bad rap? >> they are a california company and a lot of the new york politicians said, they are not from here and don't care about our community. the definition of what is an illegal hotel is very unclear. that is why they are in court today. air b&b says, look, we are getting rid of the bad actors. we don't need the governor -- government to do this. >> and we talked about this earlier, that they have to go public. they don't want any regulatory risk overhang in their f-1 filing. that is the only reason they are doing it. if they didn't want to go public, they would not be doing that. >> it is a breath of fresh air. >> let's move onto amazon, because sales are taking a hit in the face of the election of online tax. a new study found that states that have a tax, the households have been reducing their spending on amazon by about 10%. amazon collects a -- sales tax in 20 states. this is interesting, because a lot of analysts on the street couple of years ago were saying, this is
they linked to a story from "the new york post" which was about hookers using air b&b. >> why do hookerst such a bad rap? >> they are a california company and a lot of the new york politicians said, they are not from here and don't care about our community. the definition of what is an illegal hotel is very unclear. that is why they are in court today. air b&b says, look, we are getting rid of the bad actors. we don't need the governor -- government to do this....
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"tmz," >> so, "ice road trucker," he is in serious legal trouble because he allegedly kidnapped a hooker an atm card for her to take out whatever money. he tries to get his money back by tying her to a chair and dumped water on her from a mop bucket. it's almost like -- >> "flashdance." >> jason derÜlo is out in new york. >> they're having some small penis contest.
"tmz," >> so, "ice road trucker," he is in serious legal trouble because he allegedly kidnapped a hooker an atm card for her to take out whatever money. he tries to get his money back by tying her to a chair and dumped water on her from a mop bucket. it's almost like -- >> "flashdance." >> jason derÜlo is out in new york. >> they're having some small penis contest.
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and they send this their money on hookers, barbecue. i like thm and i like lessons in frugality.n't it be nice if we set them up and have reality and tv cameras. >> they look pretty boring. >> they think so. we will find out the whole story. >> build them a barics. maybe it a barics. >> they live in crime me circles. >> give me a barroks. that's better than your office. >> i think you are. >> i am not, i am not. but don't you think you wantç impressive legislators and not just people who inherited money or won the machine lottery, but people are impressive. it would be better if they worked half time. they have to watch out for yellow fever in dc. >> she is not a pro golfer, but she sweeps with one.ç should wayne gretzky's be on the cover? that's the subject of -- >> "red eye debate 2 swrur 14"." >> welcome no the red eye debate center. i'm andy levey. parking vouchers will be handed out, but only after the debate is over. the daughter of wayne gretzky, aka, the big unit, uh appears on on the cover of golf digest. she is hot and engaged to a golfer. it talks about sports. some j
and they send this their money on hookers, barbecue. i like thm and i like lessons in frugality.n't it be nice if we set them up and have reality and tv cameras. >> they look pretty boring. >> they think so. we will find out the whole story. >> build them a barics. maybe it a barics. >> they live in crime me circles. >> give me a barroks. that's better than your office. >> i think you are. >> i am not, i am not. but don't you think you wantç...
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if you are going to role play you should have a hooker and a ball gag in there. >> maybe there is wholesome role playing to be had here. why does it have to be perverted? >> because you are an adult. i have to play with my child and it is the hardest thing to do. >> that's because children are stupid. >> that's true. >> they are idiots. >> and their imaginations are whack. >> joanne, why not a live role player in the white house? we had bill clinton. >> we have barack obama. he is playing the role of a weak wall flower. i don't know. is that a role? i didn't see a casting for it. he is creating his own character which is commendable. >> and he is playing an american. >> that's what you are supposed to say. >> i think this is great. i think he looks great. i prefer the contacts he wears. i dated a few of those guys and i think they are respectful. >> i always look into their eyes. >> you make terrible choices with men though. >> this is true. >> i'm sorry. >> andy, you have had many interactions with chaz darling. >> i have had zero interactions. on the other happened blaze chancery, my char
if you are going to role play you should have a hooker and a ball gag in there. >> maybe there is wholesome role playing to be had here. why does it have to be perverted? >> because you are an adult. i have to play with my child and it is the hardest thing to do. >> that's because children are stupid. >> that's true. >> they are idiots. >> and their imaginations are whack. >> joanne, why not a live role player in the white house? we had bill clinton....
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. >> jimmy: this is why hookers make no money over there. >> i hate to bother you but -- >> jimmy: youescued by a biker gang in the episode. and what i did not realize that was an actual biker gang. >> yeah, apparently those, this is how we found out they were real bikers, honest to goodness. so we are talking to them. when you are working with actors in hollywood. so what do you do? your day jobs, whatever? i said what do you guys do your a living? and the one guy in the back, goes, what do you mean, we sell drugs? staring at him, you are serious. you are real bikers. and then, come to find out they're like this bikers have been kicked out of queensland in australia, no more bikers allowed in certain areas of the country. one guy, i took a sneaky picture of his helmet. i went over to our producer, danny zucker, a jewish fellow, we may need to get black duct tape and cover the swastika on his helmet. they were all so, other than that -- >> jimmy: so nice. >> they were so nice. seriously. look one was a vegetarian. one was anemic. >> jimmy: hitler was a vegetarian, right. >> the other o
. >> jimmy: this is why hookers make no money over there. >> i hate to bother you but -- >> jimmy: youescued by a biker gang in the episode. and what i did not realize that was an actual biker gang. >> yeah, apparently those, this is how we found out they were real bikers, honest to goodness. so we are talking to them. when you are working with actors in hollywood. so what do you do? your day jobs, whatever? i said what do you guys do your a living? and the one guy in...
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spending 65 grand on hookers.r from claiming it as a medical expense for stress relief. and what about the california man who totaled his $40,000 truck driving while under the influence? when he wrote it off, the irs blew a gasket. but he won when a judge ruled, yeah, it's negligence, but not gross negligence. so much for you booze, you lose. meanwhile, back in ohio, the irs taking a second look at anietra's taxes. her on-air expenses were looking more like hot air. bedding, contacts and contact lens solution, ohio state jersey, active wear, softsoap morning mist hand soap, a robe, teeth whitening. anietra admits some of those were submitted by mistake. >> i have nothing to hide. i did everything right. what i did was follow my accountant. >> and then where is your accountant when the irs comes after you? >> gone. >> gone, too, is anietra's face from the evening news. she now runs a tourism website where no one will care what she looks like sitting behind a keyboard. >> for many people, if they've taken deductions
spending 65 grand on hookers.r from claiming it as a medical expense for stress relief. and what about the california man who totaled his $40,000 truck driving while under the influence? when he wrote it off, the irs blew a gasket. but he won when a judge ruled, yeah, it's negligence, but not gross negligence. so much for you booze, you lose. meanwhile, back in ohio, the irs taking a second look at anietra's taxes. her on-air expenses were looking more like hot air. bedding, contacts and...
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agents falling down drunk and when they're not falling down chasing hookers. that collisions with wildlifeot be covered? and that you could be liable for any accidents on your property? the more you know,the better you can plan for what's ahead. talk to farmers and get smarter about your insurance. ♪ we are farmers bum - pa - dum, bum - bum - bum - bum♪ [announcer] call 1-800-farmers and see how much you could save. c'mon, you want heartburn? when your favorite food starts a fight, fight back fast, with tums. heartburn relief that neutralizes acid on contact. and goes to work in seconds. ♪ tum, tum tum tum... tums! [ banker ] sydney needed some financial guidance so she could take her dream to the next level. so we talked about her options. her valuable assets were staying. and selling her car wouldn't fly. we helped sydney manage her debt and prioritize her goals, so she could really turn up the volume on her dreams today...and tomorrow. so let's see what we can do about that... remodel. motorcycle. [ female announcer ] some questions take more than a bank. they take a banker. make a my f
agents falling down drunk and when they're not falling down chasing hookers. that collisions with wildlifeot be covered? and that you could be liable for any accidents on your property? the more you know,the better you can plan for what's ahead. talk to farmers and get smarter about your insurance. ♪ we are farmers bum - pa - dum, bum - bum - bum - bum♪ [announcer] call 1-800-farmers and see how much you could save. c'mon, you want heartburn? when your favorite food starts a fight, fight...
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and this includes a possession owned by a man as a spouse or rented as a hooker and she wrote notes on the mayor of her married lover's bedroom. anyone who is afraid of virginia wolf is about what happens to a woman. and this includes in this includes how women can express herself and her husband is unsuccessful and she can't have children. so i was amazed that i won't gap too long. and this includes my infantile friends and i were not rejecting 21st century ideas and so i started looking in the academy of motion picture arts and sciences library. so i latched onto was the content of american movies between 1934 and 1936. they held sway over over every word. the censors had seen this and tried to grind them out. and not the elizabeth taylor character, she asked for an abortion and had to be written on this about 12 times. to a degree that these actors had to communicate with telepathy. but suffice it to say that my suspicions were buttressed by the paperless trails left by the censors and the combination of those two things were what led me to produce the book. >> thank you. okay, one
and this includes a possession owned by a man as a spouse or rented as a hooker and she wrote notes on the mayor of her married lover's bedroom. anyone who is afraid of virginia wolf is about what happens to a woman. and this includes in this includes how women can express herself and her husband is unsuccessful and she can't have children. so i was amazed that i won't gap too long. and this includes my infantile friends and i were not rejecting 21st century ideas and so i started looking in...
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why is it normal on a tuesday night for 40 boys to get together and round up a couple of hookers andoff their clothes and a dance? >> this is so far from normal and out of the extreme. >> that is the issue. it is normal. you have an e-mail sent by one of the athletes after the party goes home, citing a book "american psycho," tomorrow, let's order up some more girls and let's skin them and kill them. why is that normal? it is not. it is shocking. it is not right. i would not want my kids to do it. it is part of the culture of at at duke -- they are put up on a pedestal. the bad boy behavior was encouraged. a lot of duke alums shook their heads and said they could believe it might happen. we will not know if it happened. something happened that no one will be proud of. you would think that after the incident that duke would be reflective and not have this happen again or things like this happen again. duke start?his this stuff keeps happening again. they had an asian themed party. nhere is the karen owe list, powerpoint presentation. >> you said you were a loyal duke alum. are you a p
why is it normal on a tuesday night for 40 boys to get together and round up a couple of hookers andoff their clothes and a dance? >> this is so far from normal and out of the extreme. >> that is the issue. it is normal. you have an e-mail sent by one of the athletes after the party goes home, citing a book "american psycho," tomorrow, let's order up some more girls and let's skin them and kill them. why is that normal? it is not. it is shocking. it is not right. i would...
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. >> the scandals we are used to seeing as far as hookers, this is a guy sitting in an office saying, you know what? i don't like what that mayor did so i'll make people sit in their cars for four hours. that rings true with every man. >> that is the worst abuse of power you have ever seen in your lifetime from a politician? >> i think that to the every man, that sings such an acute tune i think it resonates and you will never be elected president and i think the addelson the other day about the republicans wake up. we need a guy who is electable. we need a guy who is electable. there is margin for error and, obviously, jeb bush is and there are other people that could be elected. chris christie, i will stand behind it, is damaged goods presidentially in our lifetime. i really do. >> even if the report comes out, not his internal report, u.s. attorney's report and said he had nothing to do with it some he didn't know about it? this was a couple of rogue people in his administration? bad management, yes but not a decision from his office? >> i think as time will come out, even if there
. >> the scandals we are used to seeing as far as hookers, this is a guy sitting in an office saying, you know what? i don't like what that mayor did so i'll make people sit in their cars for four hours. that rings true with every man. >> that is the worst abuse of power you have ever seen in your lifetime from a politician? >> i think that to the every man, that sings such an acute tune i think it resonates and you will never be elected president and i think the addelson the...
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pimps are using it now for hookers. and there was one a few weeks ago in chelsea., 300 bucks for a night. leaves. realizes he forgot something in his apartment. comes back later and there's a massive orgy underway in his apartment. so air bnb agreed to pay for all the damage, whatever that was, put him up in a hotel. >> lot of lysol. >> they're working out the kinks and flaws. >> people coming over the border to rent apartments. >> exactly. exactly. that's what donald trump was talking about. here to talk about the economics of air bnb and donald trump's suggestion that people cross the border for sex, the director of the earth institute at columbia university, professor jeffrey sacks. and also associate editor for "the washington post" david ignatius. also in washington, nbc chief foreign affairs correspondent and host andrea mitchell. thanks for being with us. let's go straight to ukraine. ukraine's president is launching an effort to retake buildings in the country's east. both sides are claimi ining casualties. meanwhile groups loyal to ukraine are scuffling in
pimps are using it now for hookers. and there was one a few weeks ago in chelsea., 300 bucks for a night. leaves. realizes he forgot something in his apartment. comes back later and there's a massive orgy underway in his apartment. so air bnb agreed to pay for all the damage, whatever that was, put him up in a hotel. >> lot of lysol. >> they're working out the kinks and flaws. >> people coming over the border to rent apartments. >> exactly. exactly. that's what donald...
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abby syndrome, they want butlers, they are minute with grace and the wherewithal to quickly find six hookersonly a couple hundred butlers, now there's 10,000 guys in training to be butlers. they want to live like downton abbey. >> i don't understand this. >> it opens with he had to go to the funeral for the dog of one of his bosses. >> okay. >> it's funny. >> it's funny ha-ha, not funny -- >> you have a story on the horrible bosses of hollywood. >> adversity builds character. >> that's what we're told. so the 15 funniest people? >> julia dreyfuss, amy schumer and the master of them all -- >> amy schumer in here. most people hoping the so will not take because she is very funny. >> she's chuck schumer's niece. >> no. >> seriously. i'm not kidding. >> no samantha b.? >> not at this moment. >> next week. >> she'll have to be in the next one. >> okay! okay, okay. >> back off! >> kate mckinnon. >> i'll do the interview. >> all right. >> "30 rock," kate mckinnon, shaving her legs. >> and nick krull, who i love. >> nick kristof didn't make the list. >> you can all pick up the issue and you can all
abby syndrome, they want butlers, they are minute with grace and the wherewithal to quickly find six hookersonly a couple hundred butlers, now there's 10,000 guys in training to be butlers. they want to live like downton abbey. >> i don't understand this. >> it opens with he had to go to the funeral for the dog of one of his bosses. >> okay. >> it's funny. >> it's funny ha-ha, not funny -- >> you have a story on the horrible bosses of hollywood. >>...