this time. >> you figure the hookers aren't going anywhere. they'll be back.e another shot. >> as we pass through town, he spots a prostitute he knows so he takes out his camera. >> the last time he got arrested she had a set of brass knuckles with knives coming out of each hand onner. >> as bates tells our crew about this woman's violent past, she spots us across the street and reaches for something hidden in her coat. a tense moment, will she pull out a web. >> she's going to take a picture of me. >> but she whips out a camera and turns the tables on brian. she's obviously making a joke, but she's got a violent past so bates plays it safe and calls 911. >> i was wondering if you had an officer available, prostitute and her pimp at southwest 33rd and south robinson. >> she walks right up to the window, inches away. >> how does it feel to be filmed? >> finally, a money shot for the truth is, bates doesn't necessarily mind having his picture taken. in fact, he's actually glad this woman is recording. he thinks everyone, himself included, is fair game when it co

i tell you who watches lopez every night: a hooker. that guy sleeps with hookers. now i know why you wanted your wife's kidney so bad. so you could keep [bleep] hookers. sounds like everyone's gonna have a great summer. see you next week. good night. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> january 13, 2015. from comedy central's worldview headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> jon: welcome! to the dale show! my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, senator marco rubio from the great state... well, the state of florida. i kid because let's face facts we've had some issues with florida in the past... with the vote-counting. and the ground-standing but tonight i am hap -- it really just is dangling there. i'm happy to say there is great news from the sunshine state! >> florida joins the growing list of states where same sex marriage is now legal. >> you can hear the celebration in the courtroom today as it erupted in miami this morning. >> jon: whoo! yeah! (cheers and applause) (speaking french) it is mi

i'm dating january hooker at the time, we were friends for about six years and then we started dating, which is the best way to do it. but that didn't last. >> she was on the show at that point. >> she was not on the show. >> she was not orch the show. i was excited for dana and for jan because they were up for saturday night live. and i'm reading backstage live, saturday night live and excited for them, never thinking that i would ever be on that show, because i didn't really even have the representation to get me an audition. and i didn't do characters, i never did an improv, i wasn't brought up in the improv ranks, and so dana called the me from new york that summer and said, i think they rary still looking for one more cast member, i told them about you and i think they might want to see your tapes. i'm out at warren michael's house right now in the back room. >> calling you? >> yeah. guess who's in the kitchen, chevy chase and paul simon. i said you're kidding me? no, no. but anyway, i'll let you know. >> yeah. >> so i sent in my tapes and a week later he calls me, back out at wa

that was the whole reason i came to l.a., because of my hooker song, i guess.ver endorse a hooker song. but if it got you to l.a. and got you on tv, all the better for it. >> i'm here. >> thank you so much. it's so lovely to meet you. >> yeah, you too. this is so fun. >> seth: lucy hale, everybody! give it up for lucy hale. "pretty little liars" airs tuesday nights on abc family. we'll be right back with music from haerts! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [container door opening] ♪ what makes it an suv is what you can get into it. ♪ [container door closing] what makes it an nx is what you can get out of it. ♪ introducing the first-ever lexus nx turbo and hybrid. once you go beyond utility, there's no going back. we lovchocolaty, creamy... with a little something extra. mmm deliciousness. cookies or almonds. yumminess. hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. who are you calling a shrimp? that, my friend, is a big shrimp. it's red lobster's big shrimp festival. i get to pick my perfect pair from six creations for just $15.99. so open wide for crispy jumbo tempura shrim

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so her husband can say my wife makes a delicious cake to some hooker? you wonder why i'm still working at this age. >> by the way, did you like her categories. one file said cooking and tony danza. she would make fun of everything and everyone. >> and herself. >> first and foremost. i have been watching the footage of her earlier appearances of her having to jump higher and try harder. she would not let that overtake her anger. >> she had that relationship with johnny carson for 21 years. >> he broke her heart. >> for taking a job that she wasn't getting "the tonight show." it was a great opportunity. understandable why she would do it. never spoke to her again. >> that is because she a woman. several men went on to take over "the tonight show" and other late night shows. never a woman. and also joan was so gracious. he made me. i got to give him that. she also later on, years after that happened to her, she was able to articulate how much it wounded her. >> to have lost her husband to suicide and raising a daughter by herself and have to, you know, mov

. >> just a minute on hookers beer we could spend all day clinic mission did not approve this on the basis of a [inaudible]. neither should the board of supervisors vapor condense unhealthy chemicals [inaudible] he cigarettes are multimillion dollar multibillion-dollar business. [inaudible] they would apply to the fta for approval. they have not done so and i think they know their claims are not true. the epa stage are unhealthy and the board of supervisors should accept that in line with the [inaudible] has passed legislation in these types of products and pass this unanimously. >> we agree with the statement that this is a land use issue. it impacts about ballpark stationary a plan which is part of the san francisco area plan. this particular plan or the city of san francisco paid for supported many of the seven studies that were done. one of them was the telstra report, which was funded by the mayor's side and this report indicated there was a pick up, almost $1 billion unmet need in this particular area. we need things that retail sales that will be used by many families in this

. >> just a minute on hookers beer we could spend all day clinic mission did not approve this on thebasis of a [inaudible]. neither should the board of supervisors vapor condense unhealthy chemicals [inaudible] he cigarettes are multimillion dollar multibillion-dollar business. [inaudible] they would apply to the fta for approval. they have not done so and i think they know their claims are not true. the epa stage are unhealthy and the board of supervisors should accept that in line with the [inaudible] has passed legislation in these types of products and pass this unanimously. >> we agree with the statement that this is a land use issue. it impacts about ballpark stationary a plan which is part of the san francisco

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. >> i don't know what got me more hookers or suckling picks. >> they're a mess. >> and fat leonard?n people now weighing in, so what do they think of the officers who turned their books on mayor bill de blasio at the funerals of those two officers killed in cold blood. >>> and a major about face from duke university backing off now, plans to issue a weekly muslim call to prayer, from the campus's iconic chapel tower, that's next. >> the muslim community is a very valuable and we hope will continue to be a very visible part of life on campus and we're going to celebrate that in as many ways as we possibly can. ... ... ... boy: once upon a time, there was a nice house that lived with a family. one day, it started to rain. the house tried to keep out all the water, but water got inside and ruined everybody's everythings. the house thought she let the family down. they just didn't think it could happen. they told the house they would take better care of her... always. announcer: protect what matters. get flood insurance. >>> back to the real story in the standoff between new york city m

dangerous parts of town is the center of downtown south of pennsylvania avenue which is known later as hookers position or even worse murder bay. so it's a place where crime and other activities take place prostitution and slave trading and it's also in terms of gambling they are gambling halls and illicit enterprises. pick pocketing as rampant and it's conveniently located between the capitol and the white house. so right in the center of town you have what is basically a slum and it's not a place that pierre l'enfant intended. instead what it is a place where all of the illicit industries can grow up and give washington city and economic lifeline even though it's not a pretty one. in the absence of legitimate enterprises, illegitimate ones prosper. not surprisingly along with this crime and violence. washington city is one of the most violent cities at the time and certainly of any capital in the country. its manifest in all kinds of ways. now the elite prefer their violence in the form of dueling so if for example an esteemed gentleman should challenge your honor he would challenge you to a

hookers, top shelf alcohol and a lot more.'s name is leonard francis, and goes by the nickname fat leonard himself firm supplied fliers u.s. ships at aches ports for decade and prosecutors say he defrauded the navy tens of millions by overcharging. and bribes navy officials to cover its up. according too court documents prosecutors say fat leonard handed out gifts like fancy hotel stays, hundreds of thousands of dollars in prostitution services, spa treatments cuban cigars, fancy meals like kobe beef and spanish suckling pigs, computers and furniture, even ornamental swordses. five current and former navy officials have pleaded guilty to accepting bribes, and prosecutors say their investigation is just getting started. jennifer griffin at the pentagon. some surprising things to come out of this case, jen. >> well, shep, the most shocking is the extent of the corruption. nyis investigators have been watching fat leonard since 2002 -- 2010, but he had bribed a senior agent that worked with the navy criminal investigative service

you had the slot machines and the hookers. >> jimmy: that's right. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: and the hostsegas altar boy. >> jimmy: that's right. i didn't mean to jump on your story there. >> no, i mean, like my story -- well, we just had like -- you know, it was kind of cool. but you had to get up early in the morning, right? >> jimmy: you had to get up early. >> i did 6:00 masses. >> jimmy: did you get paid ever? >> paid by not getting smacked. >> jimmy: funeral and weddings we'd get $5 for a funeral or a wedding. >> that's vegas, baby. totally different. yeah, i remember once going to church. you go -- our lady of mt. caramel, beautiful church, nice people. 6:00 mass there was nobody there except four old dying ladies. the priest, altar boy, whatever. one day i got this a little early. i was doing the 6:30 mass. i swear it was like the scariest thing that ever happened to me. i go in, i sit in the second pew, right? like i say, like maybe four, five old ladies with shawls, they get up early in the morning. and i hear -- i'm looking at the altar. and i hear a thud. and i turn around. and

. >> jimmy: like being a high-class hooker. >> well -- i mean, i don't know about that. >> jimmy: maybemmy: that's how hour hollywood boulevard spider-man probably feels. >> they're all given shapes and sizes. >> jimmy: you know spiders, they multiply all over the place. you're doing a show after "glee" already? >> it helps. everyone wants to know what you're doing next. >> jimmy: it must be annoying people asking you what you're doing next. what are you doing next? >> as if i -- vacation, yeah, who wants to do that? >> jimmy: guillermo's on vacation right now. >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: yeah, he took a staycation here at work. i'm sorry. you decided not to vacation. >> no. i'm so excited, i'm starting a new show. >> jimmy: how much time do you have between the new show and the old show? >> about a week. >> jimmy: that's it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> why not. >> jimmy: what's the show? >> ryan murphy's new show "steam screen." >> jimmy: that's great, how about that. >> we have some really exciting stuff that i'll be doing. i've so enjoyed working for him and the network for the past almost

and all of the money, all the winnings, we're going to spend on hookers. no, no, i'm sorry. the winnings, whatever money we get back, will go to the max love project which is a great charity that helps families fighting cancer. our friend super max is 7 years old. he's a really good kid. he happens to be a big seahawks fan. hopefully we'll win a lot of money and give it to his foundation. let's go back to sal. show us that money. you have it in your hand there. >> sal: here it is, jimmy. $10,000 minus $72.50 for this short. but it's mostly there. >> jimmy: money well spent. what are we going to bet on here? >> sal: we have ten bets to make. here's what we're going to do. we're going with heads, tails never comes up in an open-air stadium. will either team score three times in a row? i say yes. that's a hidden gem in the betting world. we're going on that. will there be a safety? there's been a safety the last three super bowls. i say it happens again. we get 5-1 odds. will rob gronkowski score a touchdown? yes, he will, it's going to happen. total receiving yards for michael

. >> they were with hookers in vegas, the 9/11 attackers. didn't mean they were dangerous vegas, the 9/11 attackers. didn't mean they were dangerous. i don't understand why those lessons weren't extrapolated in to europe. >> lessons need to be learned here. but on a day to day basis, intelligence services need to make judgment calls. that's the nature. they don't have infinite resources. so possible in the future more of these attacks will slip through. >> or civil rights will be encroached on on that they can -- jump in quickly. >> absolutely. the challenge that exists is clearly what has taken place in the united states in light of the patriot act could not take place in france. those type of civil liberties would never be collapsed as they were in the united states on the heels of 9/11. i don't see that happening in france unless this is the wake-up call that allows that to happen. >> and we're only in the first stages since and either oo it's just settling in. general, thank you. paul, thank you. i want to remind everybody to tune into o

the fact of the matter is we have needs hooker that shall not been met. >> like somebody to pick up therash. >> like that. our honey bucket situation, the restrooms, the port-a-potties. those are in arrears. that's important for encampment like this to work to help people do what we do. before more money is thrown at another situation, let's have things work and work right here. >> let's take a look inside one of the units here in nicholsville. we have permission from joseph one of the residents to come and have a visit at the place where he lives. joseph keeping his identity hiddep. it's not sure how it might impact his search for a job if et cetera recognized. joseph, how has it been this winter? >> pretty cold but in nicholsville, it's nice of the people. >> glad to have a bed out of the rain? >> absolutely. absolutely. this is great. it's better than having to wait in line like cattle and being herded around. >> appreciate the time. right now, not exactly sure exactly where the funding is going to come for these three additional cities, an additional 300 people housed in similar con

i looked down on hookers because i was only a dancer., i went just a little below my line of morals. i truly believe there's nothing i can go below now other than winding up dead. >> when is enough going to be enough, julie? you're going to get your throat cut or go to prison for five years. aren't you tired? >> yes. >> i started out when i was 18 prostituting and smoking crack. doing robberies. sometimes they listen, sometimes they don't. i'm planting the seed. they are listening eventually. i wish i had somebody when i was in my addiction like that. >> april, i want to be like you one day. i want to be clean and sober. i want to help people like me. >> i know you can do it. >> thank you. >> you have to make the hard decision, though. you have to stick through it. >> sheree dean says she's also committed to staying out of jail, though she rejected help from other inmates or staff. but during her six-month stay here she has corresponded with several people on the outside including past clients and her 6-year-old daughter. now she's decid

so around that time lee invades general hooker who's sort of on the outs with lincoln, so he's fired, and general mead is elevated. well pleasantton is friends with mead. the first guy mead meets with when he's elevated to command is pleasantton and says, hey, what do we need to do to stop general lee? pleasantton says well, i've been thinking about that. what we need to do is reorganize the cavalry corps, and what i want to do is elevate a bunch of young guys to be generals so we can build this thing so we can go after jeb stewart and we can fight these guys. and so pleasantton already had custer in mind to be one of his guys. in fact, he raised three guys to general who were in their 20s. there was custer, there was farnsworth and merit. custer was the youngest of the bunch at 23. so that's how he got to be the boy general. it's because, you know this various circumstances happened. but they wanted these guys to be leading the cavalry brigades as an offensive arm to be able to go after jeb stewart's rebel cavalry and fight them one-on-one the way the rebels had been fighting them. a

and i said, a hooker? and he said, now you take care of her when i leave.left town and anyway -- >> roger, he used to hang from the lamp post at the end of the bar. when he got going, roger was one of the finest story tellers that i have ever come across. >> roger was good at dishing, but he could also take it. >> fat guy that has to learn thousand take fat stuff. he could hold his own with all of them. >> everybody kind of says that like deep down, he's a nice guy. >> he is a nice guy, but he's not that nice. he's not that nice. >> i discovered there was nothing like drinking with the crowd to make you a member. i copied the idealism and cynicism of the reporters, i spoke like they did. laughed at the same things. felt that i belonged. >> he wasn't a chicagoian. nelson wasn't born here, but there's a certain kind of chicago character that roger really came to believe that he was. >> bratcher was not just the chief character and star of the movie that he was life, he was also the director. and he brought in the cast, and the scenario, and he orchestrated it

. >> armed with a camera and some serious chutzpah -- >> don't be bringing hookers down here, buddy.and their johns in the act. >> i hope you're not married. >> oklahoma city native brian bates then posts the videos on his web site john tv, for all the world to see. >> what are y'all doing? >> nothing. >> what are you doing? >> you kidding me? what is wrong with you people? >> bam right there on the hood of the car. it was like an x rated white snake video. it was terrible. >> more than a million people have seen this lowe's truck driver making an unscheduled stop. >> i love that he focuses on the johns for a change. and even having the guts to go and confront them. >> are you a married man? what would your wife say? >> i give high five to my brother in solidarity, the video vigilante because he's doing great work and giving these guys an exlex attack along the way. >>> now you voted for it. the number-one fan favorite video. a man takes himself and rescuers to the edge of death. march 19, 2003, niagra falls. a suicidal man decides that he wants to live but it may be too late as he s