they may be going cold turkey but that cold turkey is just an appetizer for hotman. keep them drunk. next up, a disturbing story out of connecticut. >> he says he awoke and heard a loud noise. he came out on to his desk, looked down and right here at his birth year was a giant bear. the bear stayed in his backyard for about half an hour chomping away at the food inside the bird feeders. >> stephen: nothing to see here, innocent enough but listen to the man's name. >> rich colbert says both times the bear has been here has gone after his bird feeder. >> stephen: rich colbert, folks, clearly i'm being hunted. they've heard about my anti-bear stance and this bear is going through all the colberts in the phone book looking for me. where-- (applause) >> stephen: where have i seen that before. (laughter) which brings me to threat number two. bear terminators. now folks-- (applause) i'm not saying that he's a cyborg bear, that would be insane. i'm just saying he's a bear sent from the future to kill me, mankind's only remaining hope in the inevitable bear war of 2025. and r

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