was this the race for speaker or last call at houlihan's? "it's closing time. hey, you. shiny lady with the flashy lights. wanna come home with me? what? oh, i'd bang a frickin' jukebox." now that he's got the job, johnson has to actually do that job. as john kennedy put it, "the real work begins now. to pass anything, you have to go get democratic votes. you don't have to be einstein's cousin to figure that out." yeah, we all know that the true geius was einstein's cousin. >> hey, excuse me, steve? >> stephen: i'm sorry, guys. it's my writer, brian stack. say hi to brian, everybody. brian, i'm doing the monologue. what's up? >> well, steve, i heard that einstein's cousin thing, and it gave me an idea for a joke. >> stephen: okay. whatcha got? >> well, you know how einstein had that theory of "relativity." >> stephen: uh-uh. and? >> there's gotta be a joke there. >> stephen: and, uh, what might that joke might be? >> well, i'm gonna kick it around with the folks in the writers room and see what we can cook up for ya. what time do you tape the show? >> stephen: we're tapi