howdy. hi, tom. what are you up to? meet my little critters. always hungry.ed ladybirds, but apparently, some of them are boys. whoa! ooh-hoo-hoo! they're hungry little fellas! [chuckles] all right! i am a ladybird feeding expert. whoa! oh-oh! one at a time! [laughing] see? they love me. yeah, i can see that. come on. up you go. sorry, that's all for now. i'm empty. how you doing, twigs? uh, empty too. right, then. let's go get some more. do you need a hand, ariela? oh, yeah. i need all the help i can get keeping these young'uns fed. come on! i've been growing these flowers special, just for my new ladybirds. they're full of yummy nectar for them to eat. i'll show you how to get it. we're gonna need a lot. you've seen how hungry they are. let's get that nectar out of you. see? can you help? yeah! looks like fun. nectar collectors at your service. so we just shake the nectar out? oh! oh, ooh. ow! oh, this stuff is sticky. and precious. we need all the nectar we can get for my ladybirds, so stop wasting it. [chattering, chanting] cool! hey, hey! with magic, we

and now, howdy partner, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very much.

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crazy john's to see what they have to say we tried to convey your representatives to a command captain howdy deaths amongst others. they all refused to meet us to try last time out without an appointment at the station and walked to cine own pad the list of the ship took a nice medium duty and i'm going to lose the farm cats know what it is. just one push and the kids are white and it means that i'm going to pubs and bottle of this review in charge of the office here instead of talking to me. some companies hm why say they would be prepared to race in ny. it suggests the problem lies with the taking off workers fish are permitted to fly to increase children's. at nineteen weeks to proceed on a step by step basis. we've already raised a salary from eighty to one hundred dollars that's a twenty dollar increase in the middle of the big international times say they're ready to increase wages the government has this been happening. they say it is corrupt. do you respond to it. while this has nothing to do with corruption. we need to focus on what the factors and retailers can do. if they can come

ac dc howdy meeting with the fans before the start of the new season. the most titled club had financial problems during the last football season the club has sold all the problems and sit in the schools for the new season. the more routinely the most successful coach in the history of the estonian team accepted the offer to head the club half of the players are newcomers baron the legionnaires the czech football player at the arco heel bone much bigger players in pure joy june of each entity or was honored a favorite of the local fans level maths and return to the blog are also their new trainees of the local school football such as two more by john of england sept october in comics and the idea. newton was in the business. a lot of problems that we would do our best to satisfy people tim sylvia. so the sec's slices to bed a bit of a disease photoshoot and i think we collected a good team. i found good friends. i think that everything will be fine in it. is this is our history. it was a time. what amazing things to a show to the well. we still used tod

(gasps) (chuckles) george had a lot of friends to say "howdy" to... (pigs squealing) ...the pigs...

this is definitely very rare but howdy maned is this going to be? >> that's the question. you have players walking around with a lot of coin. >> there are people that can afford it, but will they want to pay that price. itit is a cool marketing idea. >> jay-z could buy it with pocket money and then sell it. they are doing the advertising. >> couldn't you rerelease it do it with jay-z and have them do shadow in the background. >> before we go to break, i made a t-shirt with my face on it. which you buy. they go to a good cause. some fans are tweeting the pictures on instagram and twitter. he is our guest. sthene -- then nate is hanging out with the american flag. and my american flag. it can't get more american than that. coming up, white privilege conference. female announcer: through sunday at sleep train's big gift event get a $200 best buy gift card with purchase of selected mattress sets. or, get 24-months interest-free financing. sleep train's big gift event ends sunday. ♪ your ticket to a better night's sleep ♪ out on best week ever. it is on vh1, 10:00 p.m. eastern

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i called it "howdy doody." they didn't want that.-- but look at you. you're on e! i mean, "fashion police" is a a giant hit. >> giant hit. >> jimmy: knock on wood. and then you have "joan and melissa: joan knows best." last season i watched it. i had you on "late night." >> you were on. >> jimmy: i was on last season. but then you had an episode, i don't know if we talked about it. you got stoned -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- during an episode and went and ate cheeseburgers at like 3:00 in the morning. and it was hilarious. and then this year you're doing something -- this is a little bit ridiculous. you have -- >> see, now you've hurt my feelings. no. i do this year. the first episode or whatever. i did a sex tape. >> jimmy: joan. why? >> porn, porn, porn! >> jimmy: yeah i know. >> porn! >> jimmy: why are you breaking into that business? >> because -- look at the kardashians. i mean -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. but do you -- >> so i said to melissa -- i wanted melissa to do it, i didn't want to do it. and right away melissa, "i d

howdie, gayle. >> so funny. i almost started to say that when you said partner. hello, mike.see you too. ahead we are in washington state. the terrible story there. the growing death toll from the massive mud slide and new stories of survival. and we have a look at the other areas across the country most at risk for a slide. plus, seth doane is in malaysia why the announcement was just made that more than 100 options possibly related to flight 370 were spotted on satellite. we're also on board a search plane this morning as crews fly through rough weather trying to find the wreckage off australia's coast and nascar's drive to diversify. we talk to daryl bubba wallace, jr. and other drivers about their effort to change the face of the sport. the news is back in the morning. we'll see you guys at 7:00 straight up. have either one of you heard of daryl bubba wallace, jr.? i know the bigger names in nascar. that's not one i know. >> i haven't heard of bubba. >> thanks, gayle. >> you're going to meet him today. >> all right. another reason to watch. thanks, gayle. >>> new surveill

and now, howdy partner, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.hank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. i am jimmy. i am your -- i will be your host tonight. it's very kind. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. now i'm getting uncomfortable. we only have an hour together. that's very kind. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] this is our second of five nights broadcasting from the long center in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] and you're very nice. we've been made to feel very welcome since we got here on friday. everybody's been so friendly. hi. like this person here. so i feel kind of bad about saying it, but the truth is we're not here to do a show. the real reason we came here is because this is an intervention. [ laughter ] you have a drinking problem, austin. [ cheers and applause ] you do. you need to stop. hey, speaking of drinking problems, where is my little pal guillermo? guillermo, where are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> all right! yeah! >> jimmy:

howdy stano? >> guest: the book was fact checked. i did team the fact checkers that spends 2000 hours of vetting every word in the manuscript. i reached out to roger ailes more than a dozen times both in-person and in writing. i travel to different states to see them in person where he was giving speeches at public events. i read to his attorneys and i rode to his public-relations advisers. i would discuss every factor in the book and he declined every single request to participate. >> host: how did you ascertain the truth if you weren't checking? >> guest: we talked to sources and talk to second dori sources and ultimately i feel very confident of the voracity of the import -- all the revelations of the book has been out in fox is not challenge one single point. >> host: they challenged the one about the fellow who allegedly reported. i don't really want to go into all of that in detail but he has denied something in the fellow who was supposed to set it tonight it. >> guest: they have tried to but that's an effort to distract from

just go to the microphone there, and they'll be able to get you on -- >> howdy. >> yes, ma'am, go ahead. >> hi. i really am appreciating your work you're doing. >> thank you so much. >> and you're both very creative in expressing your works. i really appreciate that that too. funny. i was just thinking about my stuff, of course. i'm sure we all are in this room. and i'm also a psychotherapist, so i was thinking about it sort of from that per be spective too. and -- perspective too. and i was thinking about my shed which -- i call it the scary shed because it's got all my stuff in there, but it's stuff from my former -- it's stuff from by identity, of like my backpack which i never backpack anymore. my bicycle. and i don't bicycle anymore. >> yeah. >> but when i think about, okay, you're never going to backpack again, just get rid of it, you're 62, you know? i want comfort or whatever. but i feel so sad. and i wonder if you guys could address that issue of grief. and loss that has to accompany letting go of your stuff that you felt was -- you understand what i -- [laughter] >> yeah. >> g

one of the things they discussed in an anarchist is -- society without government control, howdy havere was an later,d a few years satoshi okamoto, a fictional character no one knows who he is, was actually able to implement it. it was called bitcoin. he releases software into the internet and it exploded from there. qwest what is interesting, and you cite does, back in 2011, there was a group of people trying to contribute to wikileaks. paypal and the u.s. government caught on and basically shut it ways he see them in some this is much -- as much of a political movement as anything else? over -- >>r cap -- earlier on, if you going to the user form, you can see people with views quite outside the mainstream. people who think the federal and no should not exist one should pay taxes. it has grown up since then. department of financial services recently had a hearing. the display of witnesses were nothing like the people originally involved in bitcoin in the beginning. these were all investors and not the doors with people with millions of dollars who have been around the block in terms

howdy folded into what you're expecting? house call is about 15 to 18 months from now they will see the front then move the funds. equities let's say six months anticipatory of these kinds of actions. i think you have a nine-month window where good economic news, good corporate earnings will be rewarded, and the stock market will go higher. >> mayor white, you talk about texas being the place to be for business. you guys generalize america. am i right? texas is booming and that is where the investments will go? >> served are doing better than others. -- some places are doing better than others. named,her morgan stanley j polonsky, he talks about the emerging or the american manufacturing renaissance. people bringing any faction back to the u.s. do you see that in texas? >> we do see that throughout the u.s. and also in texas. you're seeing a of the wage difference in india and china, higher wages, and the u.s. wages and productivity are up. you're certainly seeing it in taxes. a lot of it is in oil and gas related because of

howdy you explain that? >> the statement is blatantly false. >> how do you explain climate change that occurred ten dozen years ago before man had a car and print? >> there are variations in the earth's orbital elements. the eccentricity of the earth's orbit, the time in this season at which its closest to the son. >> those variations just and right now. it's all man made? >> the attached. >> however, the man-made effect is not dominant. we can measure that because we can measure the energy balance of the planet. we see that there is more energy coming in and going out. the planet is going to continue to get warmer. does not mean each year will get warmer because their natural fluctuations. this ticket will be warmer than the last one. in the following one will be still warmer. >> i agree. science is far from settled. thank you. >> thank you. i'm going to -- expressions of approval are not permitted in the committee. >> i'm going to ask senator cain to preside well i go to vote. i have other questions for th

howdy use the they ukraine dynamic playing out with europe? if we are talking about sanctions against russia because of what has been happening, is there any prayer that europe can wean itself of russian gas and the time in the near future? >> let me -- i think we should take that together. >> let me start, i think, with first resources. ukraine clearly has some potential sale. not being tested cobham it seems from most analysis that it has got a significant resource. poland has a resource. it is unclear what size it is. i think it would be a little wrong to write off the scale of pollen on the basis that i think it's a little bit too much a reaction. i don't know what the answer will be. been keep an open mind. and maybe something there. ukraine, of course, today, worry about ukraine is that it is, of course it takes a lot of gas from russia. russia can change the price of that reasonably easily. the apparent discount to the ukraine, where red means. but ukraine also is the conduit for gas. that is much less than it used to be because of othe

howdy feel -- out the proposed getting the error cultural perfectionism? i think you pretty much summed up the very clear and deep understanding. king grass to you and your teachers. that's -- the complexities of the issue are there. i would say at think all of this comes down to power at the doorstep of our senators and congressman. if we disempower the companies, the groups, the lobbies, go and knock on the door and beg for that kind of protection we disempowered them by removing a dollars from their corporate coffers. it is true. and one thing has been very interesting as a long time that between food excess aid, the organizations, the company's that provide the corn and soy excess and the organizations and non-profit their giving that food excess and a. there's a relationship there. nonprofit need corn to feed people. in the company's need to cover of the hundred organizations to allow them to continue to get support from washington. people probably don't know this, in order for us to give most of our help to hundred people it has to be u.s. food and w