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howdy respond to critics that say youtube had more potential? chad: mark likes to talk a lot.t was a little tweak i thought he could take. are a lot of there people that have opinions. for the most part, i think people should focus on their own businesses. focus on creating opportunities for themselves instead of complaining about someone else. at the end of the day, sometimes it comes down to jealousy. missing that opportunity that he had with broadcasting.com. he had a lot of the right ideas, but it was ahead of its time. andink youtube will provide continue to grow. the audience is larger than ever. emily: do you have a favorite cat video? chad: there are too many. emily: i have a favorite called surprise kitty. you know it. chad: i know them all. emily: it is estimated you made more than $300 million in the deal. has money and success changed you? chad: i do not think so. i still get up every day and go to work. i feel there are still opportunities to solve albums -- problems for people. emily: you are at kim and kanye west's engagement. they were not happy with you. what

howdy folks it's me, colonel harland sanders. hungry? stuck in traffic? a bucket of kentucky fried chicken with my summer meal. if your seat belt is clickin', it's time for my chicken. it's finger lickin' good. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back. we've spent a lot of time this past week on issues that divide us. but i'd like to turn now to something essential and permanent that stands outside the daily strife and hullabaloo. i'm referring, of course, to tea. a humble handful of leaves. some boring old water straight from the tap. but put them together, and something magical happens. so if you're willing, i'd like to take you on a journey of appreciation through the world of high-end looseleaf teas. let's begin with oolong -- >> hamm: jon if i could interrupt for just a second... (cheers and applause) >> jon: jon hamm? hey, you're the only other person on tv who spells jon correctly? >> hamm: ugh! "jon" with an h? an abomination. >> jon: an abomination. you're a little early, but come on over. let me just get another cup! >> hamm: actually, i'm her

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howdy, stranger. >> not one to work alone, butch searches for a partner in crime, someone willing to bigger jobs. >> most people think butch caddie's best friend and only true partner in crime is the sundance kid, but the truth is long before cassidy even meets cassidy, his original collaborator is a man named l.z. lay. he's more aggressive than sundance which works well for cassidy which needs someone to complement his personal aversion to violence. >> he's going to try to hold your head off all for a lousy $300. >> well, if you're looking for a change of pace, there's a bank in idaho. worth more than a herd of longhorn. >> and guarded a lot better than a bunch of cows too. >> guess who took a trip to idaho last week. >> what the hell. what the hell. >> even with business booming in the west, there are still places where law enforcement has been slow to keep pace. >> the size of the town was certainly a factor in their pattern, exclusively they are small towns and one could only assume that that's because it's easy to get in and out of a town and they're lightly guarded. >> butch an

howdy folks it's me, colonel harland sanders. hungry? stuck in traffic? eat those bucket seats! eat a bucket of kentucky fried chicken with my summer meal. if your seat belt is clickin', it's time for my chicken. it's finger lickin' good. >>> welcome back to the coke zero 400, powered by coca cola. ended up being a gorgeous morning in daytona beach, florida. tonight's coverage provided by our partners at smithfield foods. most laps led tonight goes to the 88 dale earnhardt, jr. there are only 29 laps to go. so the 66 laps that dale earnhardt jr. has led will give him the most laps. paul menard was talking about how ridiculous that 88 is. listen in. >> the 88 is ridiculous, fast. >> all night he's been able to go wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted. >> we come to daytona and we talk about the draft. that is absolutely true. but every once in a while, and i've been fortunate to have this car, we had it in 2014 you'll show up and you'll have the car that doesn't need as much help. the 88 seems to have it tonight. that car has been untouchable. >> are you

howdy folks it's me, colonel harland sanders. hungry? stuck in traffic? eat a bucket of kentucky fried chicken with my summer meal. if your seat belt is clickin', it's time for my chicken. it's finger lickin' good. >>> welcome back to the coke zero 400, powered by coca cola. ended up being a gorgeous morning in daytona beach, florida. tonight's coverage provided by our partners at smithfield foods. most laps led tonight goes to the 88 dale earnhardt, jr. there are only 29 laps to go. so the 66 laps that dale earnhardt jr. has led will give him the most laps. paul menard was talking about how ridiculous that 88 is. listen in. >> the 88 is ridiculous, fast. >> all night he's been able to go wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted. >> we come to daytona and we talk about the draft. that is absolutely true. but every once in a while, and i've been fortunate to have this car, we had it in 2014 you'll show up and you'll have the car that doesn't need as much help. the 88 seems to have it tonight. that car has been untouchable. >> are you happy with everything in

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. >> howdy, y'all. >> for the time being, john schmidt need not be concerned with the other inmates in his housing unit. >> back in the hole again? >> yep. >> finish your lockup time up, all right? [ bleep ] >> yeah. >> he's in a one-man segregation cell after damaging some phone cords. >> same old bull [ bleep ]. >> schmidt was arrested on a charge of inducing panic after allegedly claiming to have an atomic bomb in his car. >> they got me [ bleep ] >> he's made some other questioning claims in jail as well. >> my real parents are jfk and marilyn monroe. i was their love child, so -- >> are we ready? >> yeah. >> now he has to meet with the jail psychiatrist, dr. leslie kopitz, who has to try to determine if he is mentally ill or just a troublemaker. >> any thoughts that somebody is following you, watching you, keeping track of you, other than the cos, that's everybody's job and they are paid for that? >> no. >> what was going on that the police ended up hauling you in? that's what i want to know. >> well, because somebody told them i had an atomic bomb detonator in my suv. >> who told

we were part of the peanut gallery on the local television station's version of "howdy duty." we had her 15 minutes of fame really early. i didn't use that; however, i did use other kids' voices to talk about their memories and their experiences. when they talked about the atomic bomb and their fear of it, they talked about home bomb shelters, the thrill of the television in their living room, rock 'n roll, and more homework after sputnik. but the main goal was to look at the federal response to the postwar generation and how that may have differed from the government's very limited role during the war. what i found was that the government's role did increase and not necessarily because congress and the president always thought that it should. but because local and state governments, as well as the general public, believed and sometimes demanded that the federal government had to be more active. at the 1950 white house conference on children and youth, and the one that followed in 1960, the conclusion was that the federal government, quote must become a more effective partner.

. >> howdy. it was like lasso, head them out. >> rawhide. yeah. it was like that.le 50 shades of gray comes to new hampshire. the press, i've always said and howie may agree or disagree. he's definitely seen these elements. there is something masochistic about this relationship. they beat him around they treat them terribly they abuse them and for some reason they keep coming back for more. they never say, you know what? we're not going in your corral. we're not going in the pen. we're going to cover you in a fairly dainty fashion. in this case you see they're abused and they come back and say bad optics. thosement onics weren't good. they should have used better judgment here. they used good judgment. the judgment they used was they could treat the press corps covering hillary clinton like they are cattle out there on the street and get away with it. they would deep candidate where they want her. back ground photo ops and the press not causing trouble. >> we do know there were some people who were following her with signs. they were yelling about benghazi. there w

howdy figure out what security needs to be provided, what concessions you can make. what you have to do in order to make sure that that personnel is not in danger. host: walter from new orleans good morning. caller: good morning. my question is, this is a continuation of the prolific -- proliferation of guns in america. you can arm everybody to the teeth. you can't protect military personnel when they going to public. if they are dressed in their uniform than they are liable to be attacked. i don't know how you're going to protect them other than throw more guns. we have men out there with guns. i believe that the nra has not come to the last couple of discussions. they have sat back, and we the people continually carry their methods about more guns, more guns, more guns. more guns are going to meet more people dead. guest: that's the key argument here. the different -- difference with these population is these are military personnel, they do have some familiarity, some training with firearms. these are not necessarily undisciplined, we're talking up people who under

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howdy figure out what security needs to be provided, what concessions you can make.hat you have to do in order to make sure that that personnel is not in danger. host: walter from new orleans good morning. caller: good morning. my question is, this is a continuation of the prolific -- proliferation of guns in america. you can arm everybody to the teeth. you can't protect military personnel when they going to public. if they are dressed in their uniform than they are liable to be attacked. i don't know how you're going to protect them other than throw more guns. we have men out there with guns. i believe that the nra has not come to the last couple of discussions. they have sat back, and we the people continually carry their methods about more guns, more guns, more guns. more guns are going to meet more people dead. guest: that's the key argument here. the different -- difference with these population is these are military personnel, they do have some familiarity, some training with firearms. these are not necessarily undisciplined, we're talking up people who underst