there's that now show howie mandel watches you poop. that soon invasion. i didn't sign up to be a contestant yet there i was. [laughter] this week brings the most devastating privacy news yet. >> a bombshell revealed. prosecutors say the now shut down world of the news newspaper hacked the royals' phone. >> jon: you know what this means? queen selfies. [ laughter ] what sup, girl? [laughter] i gotta say though i don't care for them hacking the royals phones but that has to be juicy material. >> a phone hacking trial that william called kate babykins. >> the queen was furious. >> some of the guards were scoffing some of the nuts left out for her to eat within the palace. >> jon: they have to leave nuts around the palace for the queen as though she's a common squirrel? she's a queen can't she store them in her royal cheeks? for more we're joined by the senior royal correspondent john oliver. john, thank you. >> thank you very much. >> jon: this soon amazing situation but is there really a story here? >> are you seriously asking me that. >> jon: i'm asking th

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