howie morris? >> howie mo-- ugh. how i miss him! howie morris is directing some of the best commercials on television-- the mcdonald commercials. >> does he do those? >> that's howie morris, right. he's terrific. howie morris was-was my victim, he's my-- god made pigeons, he made little doves, and he made howie mars. [ laughter ] >> and he said, "they shall be called prey." >> prey? >> right. >> yes. "they shall be called prey." and then he made wolves and foxes and tigers-- "and they shall be called melvin." [ laughter ] and i went in-- the minute i saw howie, on "the show of shows" they introduced me to-- i-i went for his neck. you know, i-i couldn't help it. he's just-- you have to go for him. anyway, i met howie, and we went out, and we had lunch, and we were walking down in the village near mcdougal -- i said, my mind, i said, "this would be a splendid place for a robbery." bang! i hit him. i smacked him against a yellow buick. i said, "gimme your wallet, gimme your-your ring, your watch-- every-- your mon--" he didn't know me