. >> wait a minute, kids who are you going to believe, hu snrks this old man or mcgnaw the gluten free beaver. eat wood! [crowd changt eat wood] >> stephen: shut up! don't listen to him! stop it he's not a real beaver. he's just some stupid actor in a beaver costume. [audience reacts] >> great. great. nice improv, jagoff. [ laughter ] you just destroyed this illusion for a whole generation of children who have come to love and trust mcgnaw. >> stephen: you were telling them to eat wood. [ laughter ] do you not know that's a choking hazard? >> how should i know? i don't have kids. i had a vasectomy. [ laughter ] >> stephen: you know what, get out and leave the beaver head backstage. [audience reacts] >> look, man. i'm really sorry. i'm just on edge because i haven't had any wheat today. [ laughter ] stoonchts okay, look here say bag of hot dog buns. do you -- >> yeah! [cheers and applause] i gotta call my sponsor. >> stephen: don't eat wheat, kids! we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much. [cheers and applause] my guest tonight sa