hugh heffner is watching my show and then snuggling. folks, we all know what happens before snuggling. crying. but before that, it's sex. hugh heffner is getting his pipe cleaned during my show. don't-- no-- no, no (cheers and applause) >> stephen: don't picture it, brain, don't picture it, brain. no, wait, too late. i'm seeing flashes of silk heats, body butter and a california raisein in ascot. jimmy, take down my imagination. take down my imagination, jimmy. that's better. folks, this is bad on so many levels. for starters if someone shatters a hip while watching my show i'm financially liable. second, i know one look at my face is like throwing back a dozen oysters and then doing a line of powdered rhino horn, but heff, you have got to control yourself. you're not even married yet. save yourself for the honeymoon. besides i don't understand what is sexy about the daily show. i assume you are watching it just so you can last longer. but folks-- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: but folks i know old men are set in their routines which