. >> dicky: hugh laurie. nicole "snooki" poe lizzy. >> jimmy: i'm not your type. >> aside from looks -- well, you are tan. >> dicky: from "dancing with the stars," chaz bono. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- hugh laurie. nicole "snooki" polizzi. from "dancing with the stars," chaz bono. and beavis and butt-head. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimm. >> jimmy:. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, what more can i say? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. hi, there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. and for traveling from near and far to be with us here in the flesh tonight. today is, or was, national greasy foods day. did you remember to fry your lunch? i don't know why today was national greasy foods day. this is america, every day is greasy foods day. but it was because someone decided it, i guess. so, you hear that, michelle obama? you can take your celery sticks and throw them in the deep

. >> dicky: hugh laurie. nicole "snooki" poe lizzy. >> jimmy: i'm not your type. >> aside from looks -- well, you are tan. >> dicky: from "dancing with the stars," chaz bono.

chase freedom. >> dicky: this week on "jimmy kimmel live," justin timberlake hugh laurie david spade,, beavis and butt-head director brett ratner and the latest castoff from "dancing with the stars." plus music from frank turner, and the fray. [ applause ] >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. to stream off-air performances and other music videos, go to jimmykimmellive.com. capital one's new cash rewards card gives you a 50 percent annual bonus. so you earn 50 percent more cash. if you're not satisfied with 50% more cash, send it back! i'll be right here, waiting for it. who wouldn't want more cash? [ insects chirping ] i'll take it. i'll make it rain up in here. [ male announcer ] the new capital one cash rewards card. the card for people who want 50% more cash. what's in your wallet? sorry i'll clean this up. shouldn't have made it rain. sorry i'll clean this up. ♪ i'll stop the world and melt with you... ♪ pure joy. pure togetherness. pure delicious chocolate. pure hershey's. [ male announcer ] introducing mio. a revolutionary water enhancer. add

tomorrow night, hugh laurie will be here, as will snooki and the latest "dancing with the stars" castoffvis and butt-head too. and later this week justin timberlake, tyra banks, david spade, brett ratner, rebecca romijn, and music from frank turner and the fray. so please join us then. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is thick of beard and weird of mind with a name that could win any scrabble game around. starting friday, you can see him give voice to an accident-prone egg named humpty in the new animated feature "puss in boots," please say hello to zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: this is your 15th appearance on this show. >> 15th appearance, yes, i read that. >> jimmy: you did. where did you read that? >> in my diary. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yep. i'm the one that called you about it. >> jimmy: that's right. aisle so sorry. i forgot. i know you just had a birthday. did you have a big party? are you a partying kind of guy? >> i don't -- i don't like to -- what do you mean -- i like to drink underneath my

amok artists on today's bill, robert earl keen, earl scruggs and star the tv show "house," hugh laurieday it opened with robert plant and his group "band of joy." the three-day event usually draws about 500,000 people and one runs through tomorrow. >>> there is a new fire department on the peninsula tonight as ktvu's allie rasmus tells us that after 82 years the city of belmont has its own fire department again. >> i have worked for the belmont and san carlos. >> reporter: now gary jacobs and the 23 other firefighters in this group will continue working in the community as members of new belmont fire department. >> we see the citizens on a daily basis. we see them in good and bad and we have a loyalty to this community. >> reporter: belmont and the city of san carlos use have one shared fire department, but after 32 years the city split? >> it wasn't like a divorce exactly. >> reporter: san carlos' city council considered a plan to privatize its fire services, but decided join with redwood fire. the city of belmont struck out on its own. >> we came to an agreement how you divide the eq

i want to thank my guests, hugh laurie, herman cain and, [ cheers and applause ] >> roar, roar, roar.> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, today was the start of the major league baseball playoffs. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. the yankees play the tigers in new york. the rangers play the rays in texas. and the red sox played "angry birds" on their ipads. [ cheers and applause ] it's a fun game. it's a fun game. have you guys seen this? regis philbin is now starring in a new commercial for advil. yeah, because when you have a bad headache, what you want to hear -- [ as philbin ] "how are you doing this morning?! [ laughter ] why are you holding your head right now?! you must feel a pounding in your he

booker with laurie hughes and racial, who i thought spoke earlier in jack reid please.these go ahead. >> grant occur from sco -- poker i stand proudly here representing the 500 men and women of the labor union in north america to speak on behalf -- [applause] of the state department to issue the presidential permit because it is vital for her country's national security. it is idle for two reasons, first of which of the reduce dependence on foreign oil, but more importantly inherent talk about jobs for americans and for canadians that transcanada will provide for americans. transcanada partnered with the union several years ago. they came to us because they knew that we were the best trained and have the best safety record of anybody building pipeline in the united states. we have hundreds of training sites in america, but dozens along the route of the pipeline. hundreds of millions of dollars are spent between the laborers in the international union of operating engineers in the international brotherhood of teams use. this money is used to train the workers who are goi