- yeah, all we gotta do is eat a humonga cucamonga in under 30 minutes. - see, they make the pizza so all the other dumb buffoons, they'll just burn their pipes. - but we are no idiots. our mouths will already be burned. - yep, via spoons. - mm-hmm. - we're gonna put these hot spoons on our tongues. - yep. - we're gonna burn them so that the pizza won't burn them. okay, alice, start the clock. - yeah, start it. - we need you to time us. oh, she started, she started, start. [guys screaming] - oh, god! oh, thah wath tho hot! - what do we got? - what do we got for time? what's the time? oh, she didn't thart the clock. - what? she didn't thart it? - yeah, it was perfect. it's gonna sound real good on the phones. jagmos. - i don't like how she always puth uth down when we're trying to better ourthevles here. - and who are the idiots here? - round two. [hip-hop music] ♪ - ♪ i'm fresh - ♪ you gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ - ♪ you gotta - ♪ gotta be fresh - i don't feel a thing. - i'm stabbing the [bleep] outta my tongue, dude. might be bleeding, but i can't feel it. i think it's safe to say