[laughter] i said it was going to happen . waiting for them to endorse me, actually, i know that was a big step at they go down the tubes, their numbers are very bad. but together, we will send biden and the media and all of the people that are so bad to our country, big-tech tyrants, a message they cannot ever censor, cancel, or ignore, we will take back the house, take back the senate and we will take back america and we will do it. [cheering] there is no more dire threat today than the crisis on our southern border. other than perhaps our elections, that is a dire threat, too. that is probably the biggest threat of all, isn't it? what happened in the election is a disgrace. but we will be talking about that. unless you would rather not have a talk about it? would you rather talk about it? i had a feeling. upon taking office, joe biden deliberately and systematically through his people, because i do not think that he did it, dismantled america's border defenses and incited illegal migrants like this country has never seen. th

i said, this will be a tough day. g -- because it is such a nice name -- "the paris environmental accord." how nice is that? i ended it and i said, i am going to get killed. everybody loved it when i ended it. everybody loved it. but we have to pay trillions. he put us immediately back without even negotiating. just the same horrible deal. china doesn't kick in for many years. russia doesn't kick in. india doesn't kick in. but we kick in. he is pushing trillions of dollars in new spending and the largest tax hike in history he is putting onto the american people and american industry. it is going to be devastating. he puts america last. we put america first. it is very simple. very, very simple. [applause] and we rebuilt our military. and we did so much. we did so much. even right to try. i mentioned. many people are being saved with right to try. the fda is slow as hell. i wouldn't say they love me much, i pushed them very hard. people were dying, terminally ill. instead of going to asia or europe, other countries, to

i said i will do it. this one isn't and i, and i would love to know you gotta you gotta, you gotta have one last year was out last year. but i must have someone come up to that chevy gonna be able to watch a movie. why live on the back up? i'd look it up and see if a little ended up loving this any day. but it doesn't tell me what the golf evasion is. what i did, i will figure out the a new could assist murray. do you just feel who am i see? the employee half of the show, which one of mine i how do we just had a company that i knew you were really don't go to the tv. probably heard of the tv from you guys because i was here in the country now. my gun and he was telling me what was going on. i did already have it so similar to mine. i want me to have a good now do that. ah, month community. i don't want like i said, i did. i mean, a lot of what they, what it, it was one of the guys upset or alumni federal rule as upset of them. well, that's when i go modify that. yeah. they didn't go into it. that is the t

and i said please open the door, i cannot breathe. hani, when your mother -- when you heard the sounds and your mother tells you you have to go, what did you think was going on? >> i just in the beginning, because i was in the shower, i thought like in the beginning something was doing construction also. so i thought when i was going to go out of like the bathroom i was going to see inside the living room like planks of wood because maybe construction. i thought someone was doing damage into our apartment. and then i ran out and i see like -- just like white particles coming at me. and i was like this is not normal. so then i ran out of the apartment. i'm with a robe and a towel. like i'm not really going out in public like this. so -- like no one really thinks -- in the moment you're just like you're distraught, what's going on? like things are just collapsing but you don't know, is the whole building about to collapse? you don't know what's going on. >> i know this is your first time back anywhere near the building. just what does i

and i said, i'm a reporter. he said, i need that seat for a medic, get the hell off of that helicopter. so, i got thrown off and i didn't regret it a bit. they needed a medic more than a reporter. and the brigade commander said, the don't worry about it. it's probably going to be hot long walk in the sun, and if anything happens, of going out there. so, you just hang right here. well, they know more than land, and then all hell broke loose. the radios went wild. the colonel comes storming out of this tent. and i just fell right into a slipstream and went right to his command helicopter and got aboard. we flew out there. and it wasn't hard to find there was smoke rising in the air 5000 feet high. it was straight to it, we were circling overhead. the colonel wanted to land but -- more very much did not want to land there. he was telling him on the radio, you land that command ship with all those antenna down here and you're gonna be a bullet magnet. and i guarantee you you're gonna have to walk home because your bi

i said this border has been here 4000 years. g -- this border has been here for 1000 years and we never did anything. i set our troops are in grave danger. you have two armies and our troops in the middle so i started bringing them home. demi got down to 54 trips. and i said -- then we got down to 54 troops. and i said to one general, he was not a woke general, he was a real general. i said we have 54 men from 5000, are they in danger? i said you have 54 men between two armies and they do not have a chance, they're going to be target practice and i said get them out. everybody said what a terrible thing he did and that was three years ago and nothing happened. they protected their own borders, pretty amazing. but you will never hear that from the fake news, or many other things that turned out to be right. if you care about the security of your family, if you care about the safety of your community, if you care about law and order, look, law and order in the great state of ohio. now you do. i met a lot of your law enforcement peo

i said that's ok. e are going to they said no, no, no eventually, i can tell when they are about ready to fold. we didn't renew the deal. we were going to get billions and billions of dollars from south korea, who we protect, and they are great but we were being taken advantage of. what happened? they just renewed it, cost-of-living increase praise think of it. cost-of-living increase. we have been protecting them for 85 years. they will pay if you ask them. nobody asks. i said why are we paying for your military. because that is the way it has always been. that's a great answer, right. that be the way. i guess he turned out to be right. cost-of-living increase of less than 1%. we would have gotten at least $5 billion. we fully rebuilt the u.s. military and created the first new branch of the u.s. armed forces in 75 years called the space force, so desperately needed. [applause] a lot of things happening. we ended the forever wars in iraq, somalia, afghanistan. we brought them back home. we brought them

i said, wow, this is it. i need to be an entrepreneur.nd so, there were a lot of companies coming out of m.i.t. from professors and students. i said i want to join one of the startups and invest some and start a career as an entrepreneur. david: so how did your father lure you back from boston to kansas to work for him, which he -- which you did not think would be that much fun? charles: the first time he asked me, i said, i have my career ideas and i want to be independent. and so he called me back and said, son, as you know, my health is poor and i am not able to lead the company anymore, and it is not doing well. i don't have long to live, so either you come back to run it or i will sell it. i will let you run this business that you own an interest in any way you want to start with, and the only thing you need my approval on is to sell it. and i said, while, i don't think i'm going to get a better opportunity than this, so i came back, and he was true to his word. he totally turned it over to me and got me in the other businesses, and

i forgot you said that 49 years ago today. i was very happy on that day in 1945 but i'm even happier today. you have given me joy that few men know. you have made our boys into men by calling them out and right away by loving them. you've helped our sweetest greatest daughter in the whole world. i have climbed perhaps the highest mountain in the world but even that cannot hold a candle to being your husband. i used to be told george, don't walk ahead. little did she know i was only trying to keep up with you on the street. i love you. >> great letter. >> it's such a great letter and before, i'm going to jump right in and then i promise i will let you talk again. i know right now people are weeping across america with that letter so now i'm going to make them laugh missus bush was a good sport. a wonderful sense of humor and she was the target of both of her practical jokes. this is the worst thing he ever did to her so i'm going to read this, tomac. missus bush often told people one of the many reasons she married george bush i

i couldn't believe it.i said thh day. because it's such a nice name. e paris environmental accord. how nice is that? i set i was going to get killed. everybody loved it when i ended it. he put us immediately back without even negotiating. china doesn't kick in for many years. check -- russia doesn't kick in, india doesn't kick in. but we kick in. he is pushing trillions of dollars in new trend -- and the largest tax hike in history he is putting out to the american people and american industry. it's going to be devastating. he puts america last, we put america first, it's very simple. very, very simple. and we rebuilt our military, and we did so much. we did so much. i always mention, many are people are saying it's right to try. the fda is slow as hell. i pushed them very hard. but now people are dying, they are terminally ill. instead of going to asia, europe to try to live, which was not very successful, we have the greatest doctors, scientists and labs in the world. now if somebody is terminally ill and we have a cure that we think and work out good

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of course, i also said -- and people tend not to quote the second part of that -- but i also said that, look, i tually believe that black lives matter. i believe in the first amendment. i believe in other rights. and so i wanted to kind of balance it so that the readers understood, yes, i am a conservative, but i also understand the other side of the argument. my concern with the president was i'd just never seen a leader that belittled people, that failed to tell the truth when it was important to do so, so it was more about the president's leadership than it was about his policies, and that's the reason i endorsed president biden. >> i mean, given the hero code, the service that you had, the leadership that you've demonstrated over the course of your long career, how do you reflect on this moment in american not just politics, but our culture that does seem so divided and hyperpolarized? >> yeah, i'm actually very optimistic, and that may surprise a lot of people. i came into the military in the '70s. so when we take a look at the things we're dealing with today, you know, the social

i ended it and i said, i am going to get killed. everybody loved it when i ended.ut he will put it back, without even negotiating. china doesn't kick in for many years. russia doesn't kick in. india doesn't kick in. but we kick in. he is pushing trillions of dollars in new spending and the largest tax hike in history, onto the american people and american industry. it is going to be devastating. he puts america last. we put america first. it is very simple. very, very simple. [applause] and we rebuild our military. we did so much. many people are being saved with right to try. the fda is slow as hell. i wouldn't say they love me much, i push them hard. people were dying, terminally ill. instead of going to asia or europe, other countries, to try and live. we have the greatest scientists and doctors in the world. now, if we have a cure that we think would work, but it is going to take four years, five years, they sign in document and they take this new medication, whatever it may be. unbelievably successful. they had been trying to get it approved for 45 years, we g

i mean, i know that you made me said pretty much pretty much as does he okay. what is the rental case? let's see. jack, show me what i've got, what i did. i shall not go what i felt. i don't want them. so just as he obviously bought to figure out when they said that i could reach out to collections. lucy with you, but i will. why my wife thought, well, i don't when i was, there will be offered me shortly that i got here that that is the delay. when i was driven by a dream shaped by those with me in ah, dares thing. we dare to ask one of the worst in mass shootings in america was in las vegas in 2017. the tragedy a close a little of the real last vegas, where many say elected officials are controlled by casino loaners. the vegas shooting revealed what the l v m p d really is. and now it's part of the spin machine to the american public barely remembers that it happened, but just shows you the power of money in las vegas. the powerful showed that true colors when the pen demik hit the most contagious contagion that we've seen in decades. and then you have a mayor

before i left, i said, james, mr. meredith, whatever i called him -- i said, would you write me a letter about why you want to go to ole miss echo and he did. six month later, when he went to ole miss, my college newspaper had an exclusive james meredith explains why he is going to -- and i can tell you that if you dig very deeply into the archives, deep in the new york times, there is a tiny clip that says james meredith gave an exclusive to the brandeis justice. that is what that was. i wrote my first articles there because i was so struck. i was a -- what do they kid from new york really know about what it meant to be black in mississippi at the time? so it was deeply impressive and moving. it became part of my worldview to understand that and i thought it was an incredible piece. bill hicks was later disbarred. the state turned on him. but he was, i like to say, and incredibly instrumental figure in my life without realizing it. host: before we get further into the story, i should tell people we have known each oth

i said i don't know anything about it. he says you will learn. i said fine. this club because it was the most in club in london. she used to look amazing in this skin-tight dress. she had a dynamite finger and all the guys would be panting. >> those guys would be saying oh my god, it is jackie. oh my god, johnny, i am going to marry that girl. i know she had two men that both asked her to marry them. she took me away on the holiday with both of them to decide who was better with me. that would have been confusing for me. nonetheless, she came back and decided oscar, the man for her. everybody loved oscar. they really did. i never heard a bad word about him. the first apartment they lived in was the apartment they lived in. one day they found a manuscript. oscar took it and read it. he said it was good. i was really shocked. i may finish it. >> jackie, you got to finish this book. >> i have been writing all my life. i have written a lot of hard books i have not finished. he was the first person that said to me it is absolutely terrific, you can do it. so i did

before i left, i said, james, mr. meredith, whatever i called him -- i said, would you write me a letter about why you want to go to ole miss echo and he did. six month later, when he went to ole miss, my college newspaper had an exclusive james meredith explains why he is going to -- and i can tell you that if you dig very deeply into the archives, deep in the new york times, there is a tiny clip that says james meredith gave an exclusive to the brandeis justice. that is what that was. i wrote my first articles there because i was so struck. i was a -- what do they kid from new york really know about what it meant to be black in mississippi at the time? so it was deeply impressive and moving. it became part of my worldview to understand that and i thought it was an incredible piece. bill hicks was later disbarred. the state turned on him. but he was, i like to say, and incredibly instrumental figure in my life without realizing it. host: before we get further into the story, i should tell people we have known each oth

paul, she says orlando, i said orlando, i said amanda, where and orlando is pulse. i don't know mom, please call 911. i've been shot and then i got a dial tone home. i said there's always been a type of person that will just give us your offer back. she's always been a very loving accepting person. i know we joke around about about her, but she truly is an awesome person. i don't say that because she's my sister just, you can just see it from her. she always wants to help people. we always make a joke that if she's got $5.00 in your pocket, she'll give you $10.00. and so how this changed her. i feel is just more of an advocate, more to help people and understanding of what happened to her and but not let her define her. i couldn't even imagine moving it was, it was rough. i get like the only one i think amana or talk to somebody about it, but for the most part, you know, we're just, i have a family, i'm just happy that she is here with us to continue life. me and brandon wolf is also a survivor who there's a lot that has to be done to stop things like pulse from happ

nicole about going to move because the last time she did, but i do my callback done. said your mother when they got this child to get any picks up april holiday, me bought them go because i need you need the how did you make our goals? how? by the way that i saw that way joe. god get the ball the beach done. it was the language. oh god, good that should do this in this book lucas. up and go back one other bit there. but yeah, this saturday community ah, the key that i owe because i don't want to give up. what i gave me was that cost that because that's what i am. yeah. why do you found the money? we were stuck. i'm a, she just got me. i am a loaner, a loaner that today with that. usually i forget the last 3 years, they don't let me change my limb to she said that will be similar to the one that i say will not go. i made a monday for to be available to save me money to go along with that many quoted us . i mean, i know that you made me said pretty much what does he okay, what about the woodland jack? detroit asked me what i did. i shall not be able to go when i said, i don'

called moses and i said i got this book deal and i'm ready to go. i'm ready to get back in moses said give me a week or so, i need to work on diplomatic things. there are some people who made who thought the magazine piece made what we were doing seemed exceedinglydangerous . i said guys, you've got three engineers killed in 2000 accident. i'm not the one making this sounds dangerous. >> that's ridiculous. >> so then it became this fight for the soul of the company in some ways. i'm in one year trying to say i'm going to tell the story and i knew that richard liked the magazine piece . he emailed weeks after the magazine piece and said to me he was reluctant to do this cause he didn't want to be seen as stopping on journalists independence but heappreciated all the time and effort that went into it . and we saw there was an opportunity to do what i wanted to do and i met him again in december 2018 and he reiterated that they kept dragging their feet. they kept talking about how they had deals with other books that turned out to be and they were just

i'm if i bought my name to shana and she said, i saw him with a similar deal that i said will not go because i made him and he put to save me and managed to get that many quoted us. i mean, they made me said pretty much told him i was lucky rental. as he did, jack detroit asked me what i got, what i did, i shall not go what i felt. i don't want them as he obviously bought so that they get out there. when they come back and i should be back with you, but i will. why my wife thought a guy and i'm well, i don't when i was dancing for the after me shortly. and that a guy who i me the we all see it and we all feeling the significant increase inflation has many economist concerns and consumers. needless to say, terrified and why the sudden increase in prices is this temporary, what can be done to tame this cruelest form? of taxation on working people these are the 4 people who pulled the trigger. i survive something on survival. one of the hardest things that i had the face was not having a face at a low patient life. accepted. accept the fact that i made that appointment. we had no fears.

i said i am so thrilled to meet you. you know, we wrote this for you. he said save it. jimmy: i feel like i am going to have drinks with an iguana in a nice suit. >> i think it is very funny. count me in. i said great. do you want to get food. no. i think i will just have a fly. >> we do the movie. it goes great. fortunately it was a very big hit and all of that. and now it comes awards time. we are nominated, both of us, golden globe awards. this is 30 [ bleep ] years ago. jack's award comes up first. jack wins. i am thinking he is going to get an academy award nomination for this part. the miss golden globe girl takes him and he comes back to sit next to me. i said jack you are supposed to go to the press room. he said [ bleep ] the press. i said jack, no. he said i want to be here when you win. five minutes later, and the winner is morgan freeman. jack gets up and starts walking away quickly. i said jack, where are you going. to the [ bleep ] press room, you lost. >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by -- ok, at at&t everyone gets our best deals on

. >> i asked him how much he wanted. he said 250, i said fine. did not negotiate with him i did not negotiate with him. i did no due diligence. david: you don't feel inadequate now because you are only the second wealthiest man, right? a man who has almost single-handedly built the largest private company is charles koch. ♪ he is well known for his political interests, and his passion is his company, his family, and his philanthropic interests. at 85 years old, he is still going strong. today, i will have conversation with two authors. one is charles koch, a well known businessperson, and the other is the head of a foundation. charles and brian, thank you. charles, you are 85 years old, and most 85-year-olds are not writing books about social entrepreneurship or philanthropy. they are doing other things. why did you decide you wanted to write another book with brian? charles: we started the research 60 years ago with these ideas. then i started writing it five years ago. my gifts, mainly in abstract concepts, math, other concepts. the book was ma

but i said, it said i didn't realize i didn't have been in the middle of an endemic crisis. for many, many years now for decades, if you want to call it that way. but many of the plans have failed. does this government have a specific plan for contina dna occasionally? well, as her oppose, she had it too, but essentially went to the retention of the book with already so much other a set of us. yeah. kids, you know, every monitor idea, kid as you go into nothingness, how it should not carsa. there's about them in tell you now don't so as a bush in the lettuce, she's your bill went to want the world to classa in bissell contina because bizarre said calculator system does is going to be have the money us, and we appreciate the program. are you going to meet them in the program? and so many government in casual my left on is that you by $32000000.00 plus you only can afford this. okay, got it. and about less young haile version. does it have it be so busy and better than a day measured about best buy that's been serviced. you never know mia nicholas you me and you recently came

i said why are you doing this? ng them billions of dollars and then we're protecting you from them. what kind of a deal -- what are we doing? i can name so many, name so many different things. south korea, i got them to pay hundreds of millions of dollars a year. they haven't paid for years and years, anything substantial. and my deal was they are going to pay billions of dollars and it would have already taken place. i refused to renew the deal, the deal expired, he knows better than anybody. i said we will go on a month-to-month basis. we want a five-year deal, they said no. why are we protecting you. he took our television business, took everything. you are not paying us for military protection. and bear protecting you. wide? and they were very angry. finally date read to pay hundreds of millions of dollars, and it was because their budget had already been passed. i said that's ok. in january we are going to they said no, no, no. eventually, i can tell when they are about ready to fold. we didn't renew the deal.

he said, i was really shocked. he said i made her finish it.s book. >> i'd been writing all my life. i'd written a lot of half books that i hadn't finished. and he was first person who said to me, it's absolutely terrific, and you can do it. so i did it. i mean, he said, you've got to finish it. i'd never finished anything up until that time. >> i think that had been in her sort of psyche for a long time because she had a lot of trauma, you know, prior to that. but she found that very, very painful to talk to be able to n and write, that was her sort of lifeline. >> it took me forever, but i finished it. and then i looked along my bookcase and saw a publisher that i had a lot of their books. and i thought, well, if i like what they publish, maybe they'll like what i write. >> in those days, you actually had to send a big thick manuscript off. i think it got picked up by the first publisher that it got sent to. >> 400 pounds. 400 pounds she got for that first book. how did i remember that? anyway -- >> what was that book called? >> was it "the w

i said, mister president, remember the part i said about church. he said, i know but i tweeted out this morning and it killed with the base. i said... i said, you are the president. if that is what you want to do, go for it. but i cannot promise you what kind of response you're going to get. fast forward, tuesday of the speech, north korean delegation in the front row, i'm sitting there... and he says it. just remember, everyone has their translator pieces in. so he says it, there is a delay, and all of us and you see everybody go,... and then they start to laugh. so, two hours later, i have the meeting with the president of uganda. and he says to me, so, tell me, madam ambassador, what are we going to do about this little rocket man? [laughs] [applause] by the end of the week, every foreign leader was referring to kim as a little rocket man. so... he had a way of getting people. joe biden has been... definitely the total opposite of president trump. i can say that things are sure different. north korea is now testing us with their ballistic missile

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and i said, i don't know how on earth i'm going to keep doing this. you did not say, oh, i'm sorry. e and said, you'll figure it out and walked out of the room. i went yeah, she's right. it was true. we did figure it out, yes. we're going the have to get used to celebrating. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ >> did you ever forget that this was your wife? >> probably. >> no. >> you would be like, this isn't working. and i'm like, i don't really work here, so don't yell at me. >> okay, guilty. >> i had the audience hat on, he was very nice to me, because he wanted me to laugh. >> reporter: maybe colbert was her husband's audience of one. and a supinplayer. >> i want this to be a good experience for him. >> i'll come back. >> good. >> i live here. first he couldn't hear that. so i had to be more like -- one time i said something like, that's very funny. that's not a laugh. >> that's not what i said. you said, that's very funny. i said you can work a lifetime as a comedian and hear nothing more satisfying as hearing an audience member saying, that's very funny. tell another. >> and you know, i

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him >> i said are you kidding me? saw a bunch of clothes in the back of the truck. who did they belong? to >> steve. he said he was taking his stuff, his clothes that he had accumulated at my house. >> he's been staying? there >> are a few nights. yes >>? did you ever think that maybe kevin would come home and steve would be there it would be an issue? >> no i hadn't thought about that. >> and i said, if i get in a fight with my wife, i would say no one's moving into my. house >> as a husband, as just a sensible person, that, to me. >> is poor judgment. >> poor judgment and a bad marriage was all kevin's wife would admit to. but the family knew that morgan had a history of deception, a strange one that went back many years. >> there is something that is innocent looking at her face that you just believed her, whatever she said you believed her. >> one of her biggest lies, they say, was back when morgan got pregnant before the couple was married, and refused to tell the truth about it. >> we were looking at her saying,

i said, "sudi and i had the same thought. here is that you get to -- something so silly the week before, and then have it be on tv next week. >> seth: everyone i talked to loved it, and yet, there was one person, sort of a notable person who did not care for it, and recently went on the record as not caring for it. >> that's right, fran herself has gone from -- andy cohen had reached out for comment. she had said that she has no interest in seeing it, which i loved at the time. and then, i think last week, she's gone on record to say she does not like it and so, i think that's confirmation that she's seen it - >> seth: right >> and that she doesn't care for it and i think that's the highest compliment you can possibly get from someone like fran >> seth: i think that's right. i think that if fran lebowitz said, "oh, my god, i loved it, and it's so cool to be on "snl." like it would just ruin everything >> terrible, yeah, absolutely. so i wear it as a badge of honor that she did not like my portrayal of her i probably wouldn't

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that was very specifically and clearly what i said. to move the conversation on. >> i insist that they supported al qaeda after the attack on 9/11. it is evil. that is what we get the support from the u.s.. peter: let me move the conversation on, roxanne in london, is there a problem here for whoever is the israeli prime minister that is yet to come? it is the younger, jewish-american lobby who are turning away from what israel seems to be at the moment. >> i think that at the moment, we have seen a very specific chapter in the relationships in the middle east, and also in relationship to the united states. there is certainly a group, a younger group if you will, within the united states generally, within the democratic party specifically, but also in some of those that would say that they are republicans as a point to finesse, but any case that do see that there are other types of younger people rising up and wanting a sense of liberty and control of their politics, including hong kong and elsewhere. and the result is that the palesti

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