can you please pass the marmalade, charlie? i sure can, crazy pirate. ith nfl sunday ticket. call 1-800-directv. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. and please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, sitting in with us tonight, he's the grammy award-winning drummer from iconic hard rock bands rage against the machine and audioslave. be sure to check him out in prophets of rage, whose self-titled album is out september 15th, brad wilk is here, everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks seth. >> seth: our first guest tonight is an emmy and grammy-nominated comedian and "new york times" best-selling author. he's currently performing his "noble ape" tour worldwide and his latest stand-up special "cinco: the album" is in stores now. please welcome back to the show, our friend, jim gaffigan, everybody. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] h wall? >> seth: no. you came out and you hit the wall on your way out. >> i mean it's -- it's hard to walk. >> seth: yeah. >> i didn't know

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i can do distance. put the roadway network in there and i said okay, does the roadway give you better coverage. i can play those what if games with the information i have. that's why, i think getting back to this idea about theory and data, if you have theory you can start doing things a lot stronger. if you're just playing with dat data, those are the caveats, buyer beware. two quick questions. who are your partners in researching those tornadoes and hurricanes, and then second to that, in this area, one of the things is to sort of show them increasing in the area. you see them using it. >> that's a great question. it's really not simple to answer. first of all, about the people that i work with, as i mentioned carrie emanuel, he's one of the guys i can lean on. he is at the proper distance from me. were not friends, but were good colleagues. i pay attention to his work and he pays attention to mine. they've drilled down in coastal regions and looked for deposits and historic hurricane events. [inaudib

i can go anywhere. i can get a passport. i can do anything, you know, if i want to.forcement at all times like i have been. so basically i can do anything i want to. >> although hymes has reached the end of his sentence, the stakes are higher than ever. >> hymes has two strikes against him right now, and i think he is aware that if he commits another crime and is prosecuted for that, it could very well be a third strike. which he would be looking at 25 to life. >> i'm too old now, you know. i mean, i figure if i came back to prison again, i would never get out. no matter if it was for a two-year sentence or something. no telling what happened. i just can't subject myself to that. >> christmases, thanksgivings, birthdays. he got to spend one birthday out of jail in over 15 years, he's able to spend one birthday, and that was in 2003. >> first my plan is to go eat a good meal, you know, and my sisters come to get me and just be around my family. >> i think my brother learned a lesson. i believe this time he's going to get out, he's going to try to do more than what he

he asked me and i said don't get me jammed up [ bleep ]. he said canour name and when he asked me on the phone, what is your e number or last name? i was not quite so sure. >> so you gave a strange guy that you just met in jail permission to use your name and e number on something you did not know what he was getting. you did not know he's bringing in drugs or you did not noknow what dru s or tobacco. >> i knew it was not right. i didn't think it was not drugs. i thought maybe contacting his victims or did not go under his name. >> so you know the max sanction for each chargers is 15 days. >> being that you corroborated some what. we'll give you 10 days in lock. so you are done and good to go. >> i felt like i was cooperating or i don't know. it seems like the better thing to do. i am done with it. we cannot associate anymore. >> battaglia's relationship in jail have landed him in segregation. william bernard resulted in violence. he was recently assaulted. they assaulted when he was walking up the stairs. bernard was on the ground and definitely was o

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at least i can hear that. love you. bye. >>> coming up -- >> i wish i was there. your eyes and tap your heels three times and you might get out. >> a bittersweet visit for patricia smith. and a calculated plan behind one inmate's strange behavior. >>> it's just how we live. >> most of the 2,300 inmates at the louisville department of corrections live in dormitory housing units, where they're able to move around and socialize throughout the day. but those who break the rules can wind up in disciplinary segregation. >> this is our disciplinary segregation housing unit. the doors down here are solid. they have plexiglass on the windows so the inmates don't throw urine or feces, water, anything like that out on the staff or the work aides as they go through. you'll see the black-and-white striped jumpsuits, which represents disciplinary. these inmates only are allowed to have their legal work in their cell and a pencil. they get to come out one hour a day. they'll stay in their cells for 23 hours a day. they do not get visits, they do not go to the gym, they do not ge

i thought, "you know what, i can just blend in." in the cantina, going to classes, getting to know people, giving them my number. they were like, "what's your name? you're new here." i was like naz, and -- [ laughter ] they were like, "oh, we're having a party come and hang out." but i thought that would be too far, living the lie, so i just became really unpopular really quickly as being this guy who's like, give everyone their number, and then ghost on them. and not show up. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not nice at all. yeah, absolutely. i want to show everyone a clip here's riz ahmed in "the night of." take a look at this. >> i woke up in the kitchen, and walked up the stairs, down the hall to the bedroom to get dressed and say good-bye. she didn't say anything, so i touched her to wake her, and felt in my hand something wet. i turned on this lamp next to the bed, and saw blood, the wounds and -- >> she was dead. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: more with riz ahmed when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

issue but what i went through as well. >> trevor: now, colin, on your side, can you take us through a microcosm of what you were feeling as you were experiencing this, being arrested at 18, i believe, and then having to spend most of your adult life in prison for something you didn't do? >> well, greetings, everybody. greetings! >> audience: greetings! >> i'm glad to be here. this is incredible to me, as the tid napping and the crime i didn't commit, both sides of the world. i'm glad i'm here now. it was a struggle. it was painful. almost destroyed me. but with friends and family, i was able to survive and hopefully, with this movie, i could touch someone in their lives. no one in america should have to go through what i went through, despite my skin color, despite my religious beliefs. in that context, i believe that we all have the power within us to change a lot of things in our lives that we do not like. go see the movie and hopefully we can make some change and save some people's lives. >> trevor: wow. ( applause ) >> trevor: now that you're out, your story is being told in the

gilbert: i don't think that i can live without this. lemonis: yeah, i know.like a different man. he's not as stressed anymore. and, i mean, he went on a vacation for a whole week. lemonis: i'm very proud. ana: aw. thank you so much. lemonis: very proud of you. ana: you have no idea how -- what this means. lemonis: pacific hospitality has been around for 40 years, but with ana and her new structure and assistance from steve, well, i can see pacific growing nicely over the next 40 years. ana: i love you, papa. a chain on pet supply stores specializes in wholesome food. lisa: our biggest thing is the nutrition for the pets. lemonis: but the business is anything but healthy. giovanni: it's embarrassing. i'm right back to where we started. lemonis: the stores need an overhaul. -this how you manage inventory? -giovanni: yeah. -lisa: yeah, i mean -- -giovanni: this is our weakness. lemonis: the employees need leadership. i've never been to a meeting where there's no agenda. giovanni: i think you're being a little unfair with how this process goes. lemonis: and the o

if i push it twice, i can have any person i want in indiana thrown into prison. pemtell me, he said, does the qn of england have such power? well, you can say -- and the court got involved after the war was over. after it was over. they said he'd gone too far. >> rose: after the war was over. >> after the war was over. but look where that leads us, where that did lead us, that attitude, because black said, according to frankfurter, somebody has to run this war, roosevelt or us, and we can't, so it better be roosevelt. the consequence, 70,000 american citizens of japanese origin thrown into internment camps without any reason, and you would have to get the details, and i think if you do you will see there was no reason whatsoever. but the court agreed. >> rose: agreed. for the reason that black just said, somebody has to run this war. but then, you see, in the steel easier case, justice jackson and others said president truman had gone too far. even koreans at the time of the korean war seized steel mills without congressional support. who are they striking down? r

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and i said you're right i can be whatever i want to be.said i'm caucasian becae i got a car and i know a lot of asians, so i just put that together. and i was caucasian. and he said okay and been c fantastic. >> stephen: okay, he checked the box on the census thing. >> yeah. >> stephen: howas that affected your life, though? >> oh, my h goodness, a few days later, my credit score went up by 300 points. ( laughter ) ( applause ) i got-- i got a black card. i got a mexican housekeeper now. life has been really awesome! i've been booking all these tv roles because of affirmative action. they need white women to play black women. so that's me! >> stephen: congratulations. many comedians have to struggle. they talk about the struggle they had when they're starting off. >> right. >> stephen: you had an extraordinary level of struggle. you understand-- how long ago were you doing gigs homeless? >> yeah, i was living in my geo metro, two-door hatched back. >> stephen: how long are we talking? >> this was 2004, and 2003. i was very homeless, and i

i can totally relate. a foreigner here, it's so challenging to get into the security field because, well, you have some deficits here. but at the same time, so i was working really hard to think about, okay, how can i get a job? i was a job risk when i was a student here. i have to find a job when i go back to japan. so i was thinking really hard like, okay, so i really need to get a job -- [laughter] after this. and then i'm like, okay, so i have to go -- i have to be, i have to be recognized. so i went to many conferences, and i was sitting in the back because, of course, i was a student. i cannot be a speaker. but i did my home work. homework. i tried to understand the agenda and also about the speakers, and i raised my hand every single q and a session and tried to come up smart questions -- [laughter] as much as possible to try to be remembered. because if you're just sitting in the back, you are nobody. but if you can speak up, just like you did, you have to have courage to do that. i'm so impressed

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i can see the amazon burning. because of the timing between the two missions i did not see i see that indication every day chasing ice. what's happening to my planet. that is a very good question. at the current administration said this is our policy that has a law of the land. there is a rogue nasa website. after the administration things may turn a different way the administration who knows how long this is in can the last. make sure that the student that is in high school that's going to college is going to have that and be at the forefront. i don't have the answer. there are picture was taken in 1960. we shot this picture of the earth rising. it was an iconic picture in the 70s. the epa started after it was taken. in 2018 will be 50 years after that picture was taken. to try to change the course correction. what is can happen in the next 50 years. we also had to make sure that we are awake. and make sure that we are using our votes to have a 26 date for our kids. i want to know what you think about diversity in

i said can i invite some friends? she says fine. york city, hey, guys, doing a "insecure"screening at my hotel. i come back from dinner and there's easily 250 people in the lobby. >> jimmy: wow. >> i go up to my room. management from the hotel calls me four times in 26 minutes. mr. ellis, your friends say they're here for the screening. we're at capacity, we can't let anybody else in here. mr. ellis, when are you coming down? i go downstairs, there's over 400 people in the lobby to watch this show. that was the most amazing thing ever. >> jimmy: that's kind of cool. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: did you have to pay for anything? >> i did. i of, guys, don't make my mistakes in life. i also tweeted out that i would, like, buy everybody a drink. >> jimmy: oh. >> luckily, it was just beer and wine. >> jimmy: how much did it cost? >> it was a little over $2,000. and by the way, the hotel wouldn't give me a discount. hey, 400 people who didn't know about your hotel just showed up. you won't give me 10%? come on, guys >> jimmy: jay ellis! "inse

talk to him. >> i talk to her as much as i possibly can through phone calls. got my phone privileges back. >> we just connect. we're just right and left hands, you know, without one, the other one doesn't work as well. i don't know how else to put it. he is just my heart. >> it's a reason for me to change. to get on and be able to be free with her. there's nothing else more important to me. nothing at all. >>> coming up, david finds a loophole in the system that could get him visits with paula. >> i love the fact that i'm getting married to the woman i love, but i don't like the fact that i'm -- my hand is being forced into that. >>> and the tension between one inmate and staff reaches a bopoinilg girl wh golden locks girl wh golden locks broke into a house owned by three bears. she ate some porridge, broke the baby bear's chair, and stole some jewelry, a flat-screen tv, and a laptop. luckily the geico insurance agency had helped the bears with homeowners insurance. they were able to replace all their items... ...including a new chair from crate and barrel. cal

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