so i got on air force one and met with the president. the president said, i know you got a new job and what do you think? i said i think it would be real hardship on me. i don't like to tell you no because i've never said no to something you've asked me to do and i thought was reasonable. and he said, well, ind that. he said that's fine. he started talking football with me. so he never put any pressure on me at all. >> but he also didn't talk to you about water gate. did you? >> no, he just -- the question was would i come in and help. he didn't talk about how to solve it, no, he didn't ask me. >> from june of '72 to this point, say early '74, did president nixon ever sit down and say -- he'd known you for years. say, herb, this is what happened. >> no. never heard him do that to anybody. i had a very hard time -- even after he left office, to get limb to say that he was wrong. finally i arranged for television show with the guy from great britain, david frost. i arranged for him to go on david frost. i thought frost would be tough and wh

and i got up there and it vanished. . and i just said -- >> jimmy: did you started making up names? congratulations to ed bilmford? >> no, i didn't even -- >> jimmy: and gary smithers. >> that would have been kind of great. i didn't. i just went -- i said, "i'm really sorry, ladies and gentlemen, i've completely forgotten what i'm going to say, the winner is billie piper." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no nominees!? >> nothing. >> jimmy: the winner is billie piper, congratulations. the guy was like, "huh?" >> if any of you nine other nominees are watching, i apologize now. >> jimmy: very good. yeah, yeah, yeah. now, you've been here in new york for awhile now. >> mm-hmm, like a year. >> jimmy: yeah. is it rubbing off on you? are you into like, american sports, are you? -- >> not -- i haven't really got into baseball. i went to a baseball game. and i enjoyed it when i was there, but i can't really watch it on telly. nfl -- telly, come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's cute, it's cute. they think it's cute. it's on the telly, a lit

cobe got him off location. i asked cobe to take him to the hospital. ( man moaning) the block got quiet, and i'm looking down the street, and here comes the sisters of the guy that got his tooth knocked out. they came to defend their brother's honor... with a butcher knife. ( bl)ep the sister calls one of the guys a bitch-ass, punk-ass. the little four- and five-year- old baby was doing the same thing. >> i'm gonna knock your bitch ass out. run up, then. run up, then. run up, then. ( bl)ep >> you respecting yourself. she ain't respecting herself. >> i know, but still... >> the story about sticks and stones may break your bones but words can never hurt you? words'll get you killed. all of a sudden, the sister ran up with a piece of concrete. one of t girls was about to stab one of the guys. ( shouting) ( bl)ep her cousin picked up the butcher knife. ( shouting continues) ( bl)ep dee was in the heat of the moment, that adrenaline was still going, that i'm gonna ( bl) them up. i'm gonna get them back. >> she just hi

no, no, no, i got the best of him. e injuries, but i didn't even know he had a knife while he was cutting me. i didn't know he had a knife. >> how could you not know? >> because i was enjoying the fighting. i was -- when you hit somebody in the face hard, i get a thrill out of that. i don't know why. >> do you know though, pat, how close you came to having severe damage or death? >> yeah. i examined every wound individually. i know how deep they were. it's just, i got lucky. all my life, i've either been really lucky or no luck at all. there's never been no in between. never been no in between. >> this one alone, that's very close to the main artery. >> yeah, would have been my ticket out. >> this is so embarrassing. >>> coming up -- illegal contraband with an x rating. what ? customers didn't like it. so why do banks do it ? hello ? hello ?! if your bank doesn't let you talk to a real person 24/7, you need an ally. hello ? ally bank. no nonsense. just people sense. an accident doesn't have to slow you down. with better

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so i got this xbox kinect, right? t everything. like, ping-pong, and we're playing tennis, and he's winning. but i found one that he can't win. because he's got short little tiny 4-year-old legs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay? so there's a running game. >> jimmy: i love that you're as competitive as greg kinnear. >> i am, like -- >> jimmy: greg kinnear is a competitive son of a bitch. [ laughter and applause ] >> i compete with my 4-year-old. i found a game and i beat the system. xbox, i'm sorry. i love your stuff. it keeps me in shape, but the running game is not about speed. it's about -- you've got to lift your legs really high, right? >> jimmy: oh, so he's screwed. >> his legs are like this big. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, awesome! >> he's all red and sweaty. and i'm just standing there lifting my legs up really, really high. [ laughter ] i'm, like, keep running, little man. >> jimmy: yeah, wait 'til you get older and develop your brain. [ laughter ] >> yeah, wait till you run -- but he beats me. >> jimmy: t

everything else around it i got it recently. shot by the police when i was 2, and it was all over the news when it happened. him and my mom started having problems and she filed domestic cases on him a couple of times and ended up getting them dropped and one day she went down to the city/county building to file charges against him. when she came out, my grandma took her down there, he jumped in the car with them, put a gun on both of them. my grandma tried to get out, he shot at my grandma, but the first round was blank. then my mom tried to get out and he shot her in the mouth. she got out and ran into the city market, he ran in there and slit her throat and then ran up across to the parking garage, and the police found him in there. they had a shoot-out and stuff. >> mcannally's mother survived the attack. his father died five days later. while his praying hands tattoo helped lead us to this story, he's hardly alone when it comes to tattoos dedicated to loved ones. >> i didn't have to put a certain face in there because this p

nothing really in the northwest i got to look at. i just prefer to be sitting looking that way. >> he's serving a life without parole sentence for murder and he's having difficulty because he can't sit in a certain spot in the chow hall. this is his big dilemma. >> like over the past several weeks it's been more like tightening in my stomach, feels like knots are getting put in. it's been more anxiety and stress. >> we soon learned that drake's ocd extended far beyond where he sits in the chow hall. >> adam had rituals for everything. he even alphabetized his socks. >> i have to keep the socks in order and i got to wear them in succession. that's why it's "e" is next, because i'm wearing "d"s right now. i tie them in a knot where i can see the letters. >> in prison offenders have little or no control over their day-to-day lives. adam decided this was what he could control. he could control his articles of clothing, his canteen. this was his way of saying, i have some control over my own destiny. >> okay. can i do something without you

i got to be here until i die. i got double life.ss an almost bucolic small-town charm, simmering hostilities are sometimes found right below the surface. rodney buford is an inmate barber at the riverbend maximum security institution in tennessee. once a week, he cuts hair on death row. >> i was about to cut a guy that was open white supremacist. aryan nation-type person. and he had a nazi sign on his forehead. i heard he killed like three people in prison already, in addition to what happened out there on the street. so, here it is now, i'm fixing to cut somebody's hair that maybe hates me just because of the way i look as far as my skin is concerned. >> buford put professionalism ahead of his feelings and completed the cut. but at some other prisons, race is an issue that can't be brushed away. there are different sets for white inmates, blacks, hispanics and others, those are asians and pacific islanders. >> before you take it out, you have to check with the officers to make sure all the pieces in there. and after the job is done

after the first two possession charges i got, i never really got any help or tried to make any strides to change it. i really want to get over my addiction because i know all it does is harm my body and harm my mind mentally. >> impact staff feel the program can help trainees like goss overcome their dependency on drugs. >> you know, these guys can't drink. they can't smoke a joint occasionally. they can't work all week and decide i just want to pick up a six-pack of beer and drink it in my house. they don't have that opportunity anymore. >> not everyone is cut out for the rigorous requirements of impact. participating inmates must submit themselves entirely to their superiors are be expelled. >> i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. it's not no place for anybody to be -- i mean where you got to be told when you can eat, when you can go to the bathroom, when you got to shower, you got to be within arm's distance of another man at all times so i mean it's just not a place that anybody would really want to be. >> we're not trying to punish you. we're not trying to enhance your penaltie

heart i said baby you got me ♪ ♪ don't worry your pretty little heart and i said baby you got me ♪ ♪ come on yeah baby don't you worry baby ♪ ♪ don't you worry your pretty little heart ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: way to do it, buddy. hey! that's how you do it pal. >> thanks, buddy. >> jimmy: robin thicke! "pretty little heart," check it out on his album, "love after war." that was great. my thanks to rosie o'donnell, donnie wahlberg right there. [ cheers and applause ] robin thicke once again. and the greatest band in late night the roots over there! stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a great night. hope te

i said well i don't know, i got to go, i got to go up stairs. it's a totally different feeling and stevey was sitting there at the breakfast table and say do you think dale would want his scripture today. we boot that on the dash of our car. he did it for dale right up to the day he died. so she was anguishing over we don't have a team, i don't feel comfortable going out on pit road, who am i going to go, what am i going to do. i said well find a scripture and take it out to pit road. she said i don't know if dale will even want me to do that or not. i said honey, i retired, he didn't. he'll be looking for it. so she wrote down proverbs 18:10 the lord is as strong, the righteous will run to it and be safe. that was his scripture for that day. she goes to pit road and dale and teresa are there. dale sees stevey comes over and gives her a hug. she gives him the script choofer and puts it on the dash of his car like always. that was different for her. i'm up stairs and the race is getting ready to far. we have a lot of practice at daytona. you have

i got a job in a delicatessen to supplement this great living i was making. my price went to $10 and $12. these were nondescript comedians always driving -- writing for. i was going nowhere fast. years later, it was easier to write for guys that had characters, like rodney dangerfield. he had that thing, i do not get no respect. it was easy to say, i never got any respect. even as an infant, my mother would not breast feed me. she said she liked me as a friend. [laughter] see, that was easy. these -- the catskills were dying. i said, ok, i am going to live with my parents forever. i am go to work in this delicatessen forever. i took these jobs that these old guys would not apply for me, and i made it into a stand-up routine for myself. there were two big clubs in new york. i will go on stage, deliver the jokes, and maybe a manager or agent, the kind of people who used to hang out there, would like my material and give me a job. this is where richard pryor started and lily tomlin and others. the first date -- the first week of was working there, i met a guy wh

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i got to drinking a little bit and that turned into a problem. to the parole office after drinking. i wasn't drunk, but i had drunk the night before. i had to do a breathalyzer test and it came up hot. and here i am, trying it again. the mistake i made last time was to drink. even when i get off parole, i'm not going to drink because it can become an issue. i don't want it to be an issue in my life. >> roy's pet cat isn't the only thing he has to keep his mind off alcohol. he also loves his job. >> day to day, i get up and go to work every day. i cut iron and weld sometimes. and it's great. life couldn't be no better, just couldn't me. karma train is the ride for me, you know? i cut iron here at the scrap iron yard so it could be made into iron that can be utilized for construction. every day i'm grateful that i can be out here and i don't slack. i got one speed and that's get-her-done speed. >> that's part of your job? >> no, the trust the company gives me, it's great. i never thought a guy could get out of prison and get treated this good in a

and then i got back from tack stan and bridge got built and no school yet. i was 38 years old, die hard bachelor and all i could think was getting that school built. i went to a fund raise er the fair month in san francisco where my hero was speaking. it was getting late and people were nodding off and he was going on and on about the queens coronation so i went to the back to get some fresh air and there was a beautiful woman in the back wearing a dress and black combat books and her name was, tara bishop and six months later got married and now we're living happily ever after in montana. [applause] i also a guy name keesh ran a company called laser image and he taught me how to use a computer and tara after watching me for several days one day, i was writing the fund raising letters and i learned on the computer but she said let me show you something. it's called cut and paste. so, with her now we could write hundreds of fund raising letters and in pakistan i learned to use a local laptop. slate board there. the whole village participated in the building sc

it feels like i got bit by a mosquito, kind of. >>why are you so happy to get them off? cause, i don't want anything at all to do with my gang. i have kids, and if i walk down the street with short sleeves, they'd see it and know this is my enemies. i don't wanna get shot at with my kids. and this one-- he's gay, so i really want that off. >>he is really gay, or-- >>yeah, he has a boyfriend now-- a boyfriend-boyfriend. yeah, he's definitely. but, i have two kids by him, so. >>when did you think it was a good idea [chuckling] to have something tattooed across your forehead? >>when i was bein' a hoodlum out in the streets. you know, i wasn't thinkin'. they're gonna be away? or glad to get them off? >>glad to get 'em off my face 'cause just too much tension-- just too much tension. it's around 2001, i was in california state prison when i met joey ray. we were both attending this group called criminals and gang members anonymous, we took one lap around the prison yard and we just clicked. >>we just hit if off from the gate. couldn't really trust anybody, just stepped away fr

my comedy and realize like, because i was performing it all the time, i got to know what was funny. basically when i went to la, i put mary catherine gallagher in that stage show. >> smith: yeah. >> shannon: in the rob and molly show, and then i put sally o'malley in that show and then, i'm trying to think of what other characters, that was about it, i did, i did other sketches, but basically we did that show for years and i got agents and managers from that show. and i also eventually, and i would use my own waitressing money to produce the show like i, because i would, i want to make it fun and i had a little band and i would, you know we'd have drinks for everybody. and basically if somebody couldn't afford a ticket, i would buy it for them, because i felt like the money will come back to you. >> smith: yeah. >> shannon: i was really into creative visualization >> smith: yeah, yeah. yeah. >> shannon: and -- >> smith: you make it sound so hard though. >> shannon: it was. >> smith: i mean it sounds like fun but it also sounds hard and i guess this is a version of the story that a l

and this christmas, i got you a christmas gift. giving them to you in person. >> jimmy: or at christmastime. >> no. which is weird because we traveled together for the holidays. on the plane i said to him, i got you a zombie from skymall for christmas. and he said, that would be hilarious. and i went, okay. and so, i ordered it. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and it came. and it's in different pieces. it's a head and two arms. and it kind of comes out of the ground like that. i dug up my yard and i put a bucket of dirt. and i walked to your house with two friends. i never do it alone. i go in a pack. >> jimmy: you have accomplices. >> and i have a code to your house. i don't know why you keep it. >> jimmy: i don't know why i don't change that. >> at christmas, he was like, that's not the right code. he changed it. >> jimmy: i don't think clearly, is the problem. >> but my favorite thing is, you have a glass door at the front of your house. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and your housekeeper was in there. and she saw us walking up. and i gave her a nic

so i just got as close as i could to it, parked, jumped out, and i just ran. 've got to catch them no matter what. >> he ran up to the side of the truck. >> get to the driver's door, i notice the subject and his eyes are barely open and his head is slumped to the side. and he just wasn't responsive at all. >> stop the car. hit the -- stop the car. brake. stop the car. i was able to jump up through the window of the driver's door and grab the gear shifter and put it into park. the little boy just was frantic at that point yelling at his dad to wake up. what's wrong with you, buddy? >> he won't wake up. >> he won't wake up? then i realized th atonly was the 6-year-old in the but his 3-year-old brother was in the back seat of the pickup, as well. >> but thanks to a child's amazing feat and an officer's quick-thinking bravery, all ends well. >> tustin seemed to be relieved once i got there because he was the one taking care of his ly until more help could get there. >> philip mains is revived by emergency medical services. but it isn't until he sees that dash cam v

>> what i got out of it was i don't want to end up in jail so i got to start watching what i'm doing.tart making better choices. because one little messed up choice could ruin my whole life. >> i think i learned i don't want to be here. that's about it. it ain't a good place to be. >> it has to come within you. you have to want to change. i've always said this, this is for my victim. i can't give him his life back. but, i can save somebody else's life, because of what i did. i hope his family knows that, you know, what happened to him, it's not in vain anymore. some people are actually being saved. all right, you all take care, man. take care. hopefully we don't see you guys back here. that's the hope. we don't see you. >> san quentin is just one of numerous prisons or jails across the nation where inmates and staff provide cautionary tales to troubled youth. at the suffolk county jail in boston, massachusetts, we encountered another program called jail break. >> just remember when you're visiting here you're going to get experience what it is to be in jail. they're going to have you

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